For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!

U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

There r some of the romantic countries in the WORLD,
“H.O.L.L.A.N.D”
Hop Our Love Last And Never Dies…
“I.T.A.L.Y”
I Trust And Love You…
“L.I.B.Y.A”
Love Is Beautiful You Also…
And this is my Favourite….
“F.R.A.N.C.E”
Friendship Remains And Never Can End…

every things I need find in your arms..My! Valentine!

Tiredness draws across the mind making the body fade
flexibility and soon windows of soul begin to close and
enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.

Kisi kay marnay ki khabar har kisi ku nahe denee chahiye isi tarah biryaani kam parh saktee hay

The Easter feeling does not end,
It signals a new beginning of nature spring
And brand new life of friendship.
Happy Easter to My Best Friend!

I will walk with you
in every step of life
but just promise me
you’ll hide your wings
every time we walk together,
coz I don’t want the world to know
that my friend is an Angel.

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Wife (in romantic mood): Have i ever come in your dream darling?

Husband (confidently): Never... Because i read ayat-ul-kursi before i sleep

Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much.

Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata

No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
“HAPPY X’MAS”

The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
(William Goldsmith Brown)

"Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect..
It just means
we have decided to see everything beyond the imperfections".
.. Good evening...:-

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

when i miss you i cry, when i see you i smile,
but when am with you i have nothing to say,
because the urge to KISS you take me breath away.
I miss you.

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