It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.
Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
I miss you!
Good Morning my freind
KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for you.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
It’s the month when the devils are chained,
the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.
It’s the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.
It’s the blessed month of ramadhan.
May Allah shower his blessings and
grant you forgiveness in this holy month.
May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!
This month’s Promise :
The lions may grow
weak and hungry, but
those who seek the LORD lack no good thing.- Psalm 34:10
For those who put their trust on Jesus shall not
Have a BLESSED Month.!
Is that love I see in your eyes,
or merely a reflection of mine?
I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there’s no one who miss you more than me!!
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
have a pair of eyes but cannot see you everyday.
I have a pair of ears but cannot hear your voice all the time.
But I have only one heart that cares for you all the time.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Of all the special joys in life,
The big ones and the small,
A mother's love and tenderness
Is the greatest of them all.
In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
Leave My Boat.
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return