So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful
moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom
TEACHER – Where is
The English Channel.? PAPPU – I don’t know.
Our TV Channel picks up
Only Local channels.
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u feel?
He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me
Moral: Take everything positively
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
May the Divine light of diwali spread happiness,peace & prosperity to you and your family ! May the lights of this auspicious festival fill your life with
the enternal glow
A fantastic sentence written
at Japanese bus stop.
Only buses will stop here.
Not your time.
So keep walking towards your goal.
Summer rain is soft and cool,
so I go barefoot in a pool.
But winter rain is cold, and pours,
so I must watch it from indoors.
Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer)
on the Day of Id-ul-Fitr
unless he had eaten some dates.
Anas also narrated:
The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates
the union of spirits,
a marriage of hearts,
and the bond thereof virtue.
The sun had raised from the east &
birds are singing happily &
butterflies are around the flowers.
It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say Good Morning to you..
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light
Someone think in of you some where out there
Where dreams come true…
Good Night & sweet dreams to you
Flowers need time, sunshine and patience to grow.
friendship needs love, understanding and honesty to grow.
And friends are like flowers,
they add beauty and meaning to your life.
There was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting