Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family & frnds.
I asked him wat kind of a wedding he wished 4,
He said 1 tat would make me hiz wife.

If you worry about a trouble it becomes double
but when you smile at it, it disappears like a bubble
so always smile at your problem.
keep smiling

Wht is the limit of foolishness?
Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter.

Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.

Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth

Light a lamp of love!
Blast a chain of sorrow!
Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
Wish u and your family "SPARKLING DIWALI"

Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

A good friend
Not easy to obtain.
Once obtained
Difficult to maintain.
Once lost
Impossible to regain.
Moral:- Menu sambaal ke rakho khushbakhto..!:-)

Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?

A. WIDOW

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

(G)rapes
(O)range
sap(O)ta
(D)ates
(M)ango
p(O)megranate
st(R)awberry
water-melo(N)
p(I)neapple
ba(N)ana
(G)uava
Have a fruity day..

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding.

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