I am sure it is a great mistake always to know enough to go in when it rains. One may keep snug and dry by such knowledge, but one misses a world of loveliness.
A wechanic was removing cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop who war waiting for the service manager to come and have a look at his car. The mechanic called across the garage: Hello doc! Please come over here for a minute. The surprised surgeon walled over to him. The mechanic straightened, wiped his hands on a rag and askf argumentatively: So doc, look at this here. I also open hearts, take valves out, repair them, put in new parts.
And when I finish, this will work as new one. So how come you get the big money when you and me are basically doing the same work? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: Try doing it with the engine running!
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!
Love is in the air! Are you looking for the special sms to express your feelings to the person of your dreams? Celebrate the day of love and togetherness with beautiful msgs.
sanso ka pinjra kisi din tut jaega,
fir ye dost raste me chhuut jaega,
abhi waqt hai baat kr liya karo yaro,
na jane kab jindgi ka dhaga tut jaega..
Uljhi sham ko pane ki zid na kro.
Na ho apna use apnane ki zid na kro.
Iss samundr me tufan bhut Aate h.
Isske sahil pr ghar banane ki zid na kro.
Bina Dard ke aansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar ke riste nibhaye nahi jate,
Zindagi me is baat ko yaad rakhna,
Kissi ko rula kar kabhi sapne sajaye nahi jate.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Sirf yaadon ka ek silsila reh gaya,khuda jaane UN se humara kya rishta reh gaya..
Ek chand chhup gya jaane kahan,ek sitara usay dhoondta reh gya
Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
Who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
A mother understands what a child does not say.
May ALLAH bless & protect you!
Wo guzar gaye hamare pass se. Ham ne kisi se koi shikwa na kiya,
khuda ne hame zindagi to di lekin is zindagi ko sansey dene wala chin liya.
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
KHooN K SaGaR
UDHeLTa Hu Mai
DaRD oR TeeR
DiL PaR JHeLTa Hu Mai
TuM SaMJTe Ho
SHaYaRi LiKTa Hu Mai
Ye To ApNe
ZaKHMo Se KHeLTa Hu Mai
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Ager apna pyar pana chaty h0 t0h apni tabyat
l0h 0r bayh0shi ke alam main apney ghar wal0 ke
ka he naam lyta rah0.
(Zubaida apa ke pyaar pa0 t0tkay)