Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.

Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity
To Pray
To Love
To Care
To Share
To Enjoy
&
To Thank God
For All His Blessings We Recive..
Wish U
Happy Rainy Season

On this cold cold night,
in my small small room,
I look at the bright brigh stars
in the dark dark sky
&
Dream of your sweet sweet smile
on your cute cute face.
Just want to wish u GOOD GOOD Night

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

To,
The Love
Owner of my
heArt & my
life.
DeAr
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
Urs Obediently,
,
Name=YØURS LÖVE

Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya

I want to touch you all over again n again.
.
.
.
.
.
.
through my heart and feeling

Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

YOUR SMILE

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan

I will walk with you
in every step of life
but just promise me
you’ll hide your wings
every time we walk together,
coz I don’t want the world to know
that my friend is an Angel.

You know that you are the
most precious stone in the
collection of my secret treasure..
Wishing you very Happy Rakhi
and best of luck for every thing.

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.

LOVE IS TO THINK

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

Teacher : Who is on the line ?

Boy : This is my father speaking..

Sometimes GOD upset your plans to set up HIS own plans.
GOD’s plans are perfect.
So, Never get upset when your plans got upset.

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

In this lovely night,
I pray to the blue moon
to protect you through the nite,
the wind to blow away your stress
and
the twinkle stars to guide you the way,
Sweet dreams GoodNight

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