PATIENT: I'm worried about this eye operation. DOCTOR: Don't worry, you won't be able to see the difference!
Humare wado pe shayad unhe etbaar nahi,
hum unke liye kuchh bhi karne se karte kabhi inkaar nahi,
humne to de di unke liye apni jaan bhi,
aur ek wo hai jinhe humare janaze se bhi piyaar nahi.
DOCTOR to patient: In your case, treatment is not expensive; but for the diagnosis, you might have to seek a bank loan!
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak
Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return
When You give your heart When time comes for you to give your heart to
Make sure you select someone who will never break your heart,
Because broken hearts has never spare parts. Write on Bricks
whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
Zubeda Aapa Arz karti hyn,
Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka
Choolha jalta hy,
Wah wa wa..
Agay tou Sunyn janab,
Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka Choolha jalta hy,
Tery Ishq k Pakory hum Talty hyn Jismy SHAN Masala Dalta hy,
Kia bat hy…
loot lia yaar
If time doesn’t wait for you,
Just remove the battery from the clock
and enjoy life…!
Great people great thoughts
DOCTOR: I can't do anything for your problem. It's hereditary. PATIENT: In that case, send the bill to my grandfather!
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
If You can’t Fly !
If You can’t Run !
If You Can’t Walk !
But Keep Moving Towards Your Goal!
Aankhon ka hai dhoka aisa tera pyaar..... tera emotional atyachaar.....
Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,
we are not able to meet.
Even if we meet,
It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop…
On this chill chill night,
in your dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
Na kabi muskurahut teri
h0th0n sey duur h0
Teri har khwahish
haqiqat k0 manz00r h0
H0 jaye j0h tuh mujhse khafa
Khuda na kare mujhse
kabi aisa kas00r h0.
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Best lines by a best friend:
“It hurts me wen u talk to s0me0ne else n n0t me.. ..
it hurts even m0re wen s0me1 else makes u smile n i can’t . . .”