Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a Tree.
If you fall on the ground, fall as a Seed that grows back to fight again.
If someone would ask me
what a beautiful life means,
I would lean my head on your shoulder
and hold you close to me
and answer with a smile:
A day may start or end
without a message from me,
but believe me
it won’t start or end
without me thinking of you..See!
I just did. Take care.
Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always
A 100% successful... if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
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it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successfull
Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?”
Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.
” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & coke?”
Government imposing new taxes.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free
I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
there was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
i wish certain people wont tell me
that they love me..
wanna know why?
so that i wont waste my time
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
I wish that God would hold you tite. i hope that angels will
keep you in site. Now just to make sure you feel all rite, I”m
gonna wish you a wonderful night! sleep tite!!
There r few things
Tat must be don
B4 one says Goodbye
One's Eyes must
4get another's face
One's Ears must
4get another's voice
One's Mind must
4get another's name.
One's Heart must
4get that he/she had loved
that person more than
his/her own life
Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend because you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
Question: What is an out-patient? Answer: A patient who has already passed out!
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
Never reject a day in your life.
Because: Good Day gives you happiness
and Bad Day gives you experience.
Both are essential in life.
Enjoy everyday of your life.