If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

NEWSPAPER

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

when someone hurts you and you didn’t hurt back
when someone shouts at you and you didn’t shout back
but
when someone needs you
you always come back

I”m sure you”ve met my new girlfriend,
she”s been your best friend for 8 years

Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

Faraz Zubaida Aapa Kay Liya Farmate Hein
Apa Kya Khuub Adaa Tm Paati Hou
Apa Kya Khuub Adaa Tm Paati Hou
Yeah Totke Kahan Say Lati Houn
Aapa Repliex
Chala Jaye Duneya Say Joh Aata Nahi Wo Lotkaay
Ek Baar Joh Aazmale Zubaida Aapa K Totkaay.

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
and
thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good morning!

why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets

Everyone wants happiness,
no one needs pain.
But
its not possible
to get a rainbow
without a little rain..
Accept it
and
stay happy…

Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

After our morning session, we came home to the big feast,
All the puas, puris, pulav, meat and vegetable curries made our mouth water.
In the evenings, we wore our new kurta and pajamas,
went door to door, played gulal with young and old,
everyone offered their best sweet treats,
That was the real Holi, now it is only in my dreams.

Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?

A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so BE HAPPY FOREVER

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
Happy Birthday dear friend

UNTIL IT'S GONE

It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

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