If luvin” was aginst the law,
and kissin” was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin” time.
Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end… Happy Friendship Day !
PATIENT: Whenever I drink coffee, I get this sharp and excruciating pain. DOCTOR: Try to remember to remove the spoon before drinking!
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge
Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
Dont afraid its me.
Just putting a blanket of love upon you.
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone.
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams.
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
ANGER is an acid that does more harm to the vessel in which it is stored, that to anything on which it is poured.
You know that you are the
most precious stone in the
collection of my secret treasure..
Wishing you very Happy Rakhi
and best of luck for every thing.
V smile at whom V Like, V cry for whom V care, V laugh with whom we enjoy, and V become angry with whom we feel is our own… That’s Friendship… That’s Love… Happy Friendship Day !
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
You kissed my lips and
I felt a flutter in my heart.
You touched my hand and
lit a spark in my body.
You stared into my eyes and
saw straight into my soul.
You put your arms around me
and I was finally complete.
When I sms you,
I can not see you.
But I know when you read my sms.
A sweet smile will come on your face.
Then I pray to GOD to bless your smile forever
Life is a one way road.
Where can see back.
But you can not go back.
So do not miss anything.
Enjoy every second of Life!
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts!