From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !
"Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven"
The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
A fulfilling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn't matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts. Good Luck!
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
My hearth for you will never break
And my smile for you will never fade
I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart
Smile is complete when it begins with your lips,
Reflects in your eyes,
Ends with a Glow on your face..
Wish you a lot of Smiling Moments in your Life…:-)
It's your day to celebrate! It's your day to cheer! Now you can eat more birthday cake Than you could hold last year! Now you can laugh louder And enjoy it even more--'Cause this is a bigger birthday Than you've ever had before!
I feel so complete when I'm in da rain
I feel no sorrow I feel no pain
I may give me a cold but I don�t care
There�s a calming sensation from grass to air
da feeling of love I don�t have, I will gain
Because my heart falls open as I stand in da rain.
Unlock the door of ur heart
Enter the gentleness within.
Open the window of ur soul
Breathe in the season of miracles
No matter how far u've traveled
It's time to come home now
Where Christmas abounds in love.
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Gustakhi Ye H Hamari,
Hr Kisi Se Rishta Jod Lete Hain,
Log Kehte Hai Dil Patthar Ka Hai tera.
Lekin Kuch Log Aise Hain Jo Ise B Tod Dete hai.........
Get Up From your Softy Softy Bed…
Teeny Weeny Eyes…
Pinky Shinky Face…
Some One Wants to WISH You…