Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

WASTING YOUR TIME

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p

hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG!

Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future.
It’’s something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering U!
Good Morning & Have a nice day

''MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

I feel the anger rize up in me
The same anger
That makes me bleed
Inside
In my heart and in my soul
Killing me.

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK otherwise You'll face problem"
Man finished the book with great fear but didn't open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

When you win,
I will proudly tell the world.
Hey! That’s my friend.
But when you lose.
I will sit by your side,
hold your hand and say,
Hey! I am your friend.

Friends are like blood.
They have
RBCs; That bring color to life.
Platelets; That hold us when we are down.
WBCs; which fight for us
Thanks for being my Bloody Friend!

Thanks for being there through the tears,
laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father’s Day!

There are no secrets to success.
Not even a shortcut to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, learning from failure

May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship, colors of luv
and all other colors u want to paint in ur life.
Happy Holi.

Hoping this ganesh chatrurthi
Will be the start of year that
Brings happiness for you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

PATIENT: Whenever I drink coffee, I get this sharp and excruciating pain. DOCTOR: Try to remember to remove the spoon before drinking!

When you’re down, I’ll be there to cheer you up. When you’re tired, I’ll be there to lift you up. I’ll be your friend no matter what! Happy Friendship Day !

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