A very SAD SMS But True:

wo tasveer laakho rupye me bik gayi yaaro....
jisme...
Roti ko tarasta bachha udaas baitha tha....!!

May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

Memories r treasured no 1 can steal.
Parting is heartache no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminther that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!

I hope before long to press you in my arms and shall shower on you a million burning kisses as under the Equator

- Napoleon Bonaparte's 1796 dispatch to wife Josephine...

Who should be your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal!

Aaj hasi de k kal rula na dena
itna miss kr k kal bhula na dena
apne in risto ko zinda rakhna
Kahi inhe yado ki tarah bhula na dena.

Rastaa Maalum Nahi Phir Bhee Chale Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaam Khali Hain Phir Bhee Piye Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaan Kar Bhee, Ke Mohabbat Mere Naseeb Mein Nahi
Ek Khwaab Ke Sahaare Jiye Jaa Rahaa Hun.

Kya aap jante hai ki duniya ka sabse mehnga liquid kaunsa hai.?

Answer hai
"AANSU"
kyun ki usme sirf 1% pani aur 99% feelings hoti
hai..

D worst pain in lyf is wen u c ur lyf being spoiled by d 1 u Trust most & u cnt do anythng except standing quite & askng urslf
Is it d gift of Trustng??

One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab

Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

Farmer Joneshas farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Happy Father's Day means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying 'Thank You'
It means saying 'I Love You'
You are the best dad, and my best friend
Today is your day.
Let's celebrate it together.
Cheers!

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak.

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari

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