when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?
My friendship is not the thing
to hold your hand when thousands are with you.
But it’s that trust which holds your hand
when thousands are against you.
Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in HIGH School!
If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers,
If a hug was a second I’d send you hours,
If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea,
If love was a person I’d send you me.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names...
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please.
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
Success of life will create crowd for you,
Tough time in life will create a true person in you.
Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....