May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.
Wishing u a Happy Birthday
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Study of fine art paintings
Advanced study of playing cards
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Back door to a cafeteria…
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Cock Sucker Detecotor This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
"Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute.
And love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after anger.
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
(*) Happy Mother's Day (*)
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Multiply it by infinity
take it to the depth
you will still only have
a glimpse of how much
I love you
Don’t be disappointed
if the world refuses to help you.
Remember de words of Einstein:
“I m thankful to all those
who said NO to me.
Its bcoz of thm, I did it myself.”
If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Our Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw Not only Because Its Always Fun With You But Also Because I Wouldnt Mind Going Down 2 See You Rising !!! Happy Friendship Day !
Smiles of happy sunshine,
Arms of everlasting luv,
Touch of sweet roses,
There is magic in the air
Whenever ur there,
Mother, everything to U I owe,
May all pleasures of life come ur way.
“Happy Mother’s day”
Without Tasting The Worst Situation,
No One Can Taste The Best Thing Of Life.
Dare To Face Anything in
Your Mysterious Life
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure. HappyEngagement
A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
Dont u more ever send to ME your picture again! u scared ME ton death!
There was some special meaning playing Holi with girls,
this is the only day when we can get close to them with some hesitation,
the wet colors dignified their bodies,
the dry colors showed their beauty in multi colors.