FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.

Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

I just love when morning gets here,
Because i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my best friend.
what a lovely way to start my day.

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Words are few, yet heart is true.
Friends I can make but none as sweet as you.
When God gave friends he was fair
But when I got you, I got more than my shares

GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Please be my:
V: Valuable
A: Asset for
L: Life and let's start an
E: Everlasting
N: New life that's
T: Terrific and
I: Incredible. Let's have a
N: Nice journey till
E: Eternity!
Happy Valentine's day!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?

Heap on the wood!
the wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u

Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!

If you talk or say something
without thinking about it
this is not a success.
If you think and talk or say something
this is real success of your life.

Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai

there was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Seconds for Introduction,
Minutes for discussion,
Hours for attraction,
Days for construction &
years for relation of Friendship