Shikwa Uski yado se Kuch is Traha Kiya Hamne
Hasti hui Shama Ko rula diya humne
Ek Lamha Diya Tha usne Jine k liye
Or Usi me Zindagi Ko Bita diya
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,
pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai
appki ek nazar chiye
Dil bazaar hai use ek ghar chiye
bas yuhe sath sath chalte rahna
ye payaar hume umar bhar chiye
Farmer Joneshas farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag
Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay
1 juta 1 kony me or dusra juta dusry kony me
rknay se chapal chori nahi hogi.
(Eid k moqa par Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka)
Hm GARIBO Ka Koi GHAR Ho ZARURI To Nai
ZINDGI Phool Ka BISTAR Ho ZARURI To Nai
Maine KHABO M TARASHA Jise
Tu Wahi Kimti PATHAR Ho ZARURI To Nai
Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u
My heart's no longer mine will be my valentine ?....
Most superior Example for "LOVE"
In Anyone's Life-
When apples are for 'n Members are five in a Family,
Then Mother says,"I don't like Apple" :-)
Under the sea, there lays a rock.
In the rock, there is an envelope.
In the envelope, there is a paper.
On the paper, there are 3 words
‘Forget me not’
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai
Chor qasid mere khat k tukre
ye bta wo kesa hy ..? :(
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!
Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!
Meri Majburiyon Ko Meri Badkismati Mat Samajhna;
Qyunki Hum Unn Rahon Par Se Bhi Guzre Hein;
Jahan Kismat To Durr, Saaya Bhi Sath Nahi Deta!
KISI ki Yad SATAYE to KYA karu kisi se MILNE ko DIL kare to KYA karu LOG kahate SAPANO me MULAKAT hoti he Lekin NIND hi na aye to KYA ka
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)
→ ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse