A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
Value of relation is not,
That how much one feels
happy with someone.
But it is the lonliness,
That one feels without someone.
Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u
I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
I look at you
I rather look at the moon again
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so BE HAPPY FOREVER
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.
I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.
7 RULES TO BE HAPPY…..
1. Never hate…..
2. Don’t worry…..
3. Live simple…..
4. Expect a little…..
5. Give a lot…..
6. Always smile…..
7. Have a person like me who always remember you …..
I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
Beauty is ageless,
love is boundless,
heartbeats are countless
friend like you is hopeless!
ooh! sorry useless
Oh God extremely sory Priceless.
Dont See Othrs Doing Better Than You,
Beat Your Own Records Everyday,
Because Success Is a Fight Between YOU & YOURSELF
When nights are long and friends are few.
I sit by my window and think of you.
A silent whisper and a silent tear.
With all my heart I wish you were here.
GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself;
but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
N enters into
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to