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My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.
With a great light of sun
With the songs of birds
With the great Azaan of Masjid
With the Quraan
With the happiness
With a great smile
And with the morning prayer
Have a nice day
U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
Count your garden by flowers,
Not by fallen leaves.
Count your life by smiles Not by tears.
When your life has reached its autumn,
Count your age by Friends not Years !
All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd..
Do wat they felt was right??
Don’t expect a perfect love from anyone close to you because it will make you dissapointed all the time
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
We Sleep With Our “WIFE
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
Hard work is like a cup of milk
luck is just like a spoon of sugar
God always giv sugar 2 those who hav cup of milk!
Bewafa Woh Nahi Sayad Hum Hi Kharab The,
Zaher Ki Jarurat Nahi Hum Mar Jayenge Sharab Se.
Kanto Ka Dard To Hame Mahesus Hi Nahi Hua,
Shayad Bepanah Pyar Tha Hame Us Najuk Gulab Se..
I am made of 5 letters,
If you remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If you remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
Answer : CHAIR
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
Ab hame bhi aadat ho gayi hai tere bin jeene ki....!
teri nafrat ne aisa bana diya hai ki ab to dhadkan bhi chalti hai bina saans k.....!
When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.
What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!
sweetness in your speech
talent in your mind
love in your heart
peace in your eyes
strength in your hands &
I wish always victory in your life .