How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
Just knock the door.
We gain & lose things every day.
But trust me on one thing:
You WILL NEVER LOSE ME!
I will always be there as a friend
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.
Above the dark horizon soon
new light rays wil appear.
They signify to all the world
a fresh new day is here
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
The best time of your life
are those when you say
“YES” I m fine,
& You know that
someone would look into your eyes
& say “ENOUGH,now tell the truth!”
I decided to send you the cutest
and sweetest gift of the world.
But the postman shouted at me saying,
Get out of the post box.
Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise
Hoping this ganesh chatrurthi
Will be the start of year that
Brings happiness for you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don't matter much. These common things aren't really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such. We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun. So Happy Birthday, and many more! We hope you make it to a hundred and two, Because we cannot even dream What life would be like without you.
For a Cool Kid!
It's birthday time again, and WOW!
You're a whole year older now!
So clown around and have some fun
To make this birthday your best one!
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temtation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Remember me and bare in mind, A faithful girl is hard to find. This is always good and true, So dont go changing old for new!