Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?

A: An f****ing know it all.

I really love U ... But U love some1 else
When I C U
I can't close my eyes
I just want U 2 say how much I care about U
May I could say U at some Time .....
I Love U More Than Myself

() ”’*()
(….’o’.)
Hmm…..

() “‘* ()
(.’o'….)
Where are you?

()*”’ ()
(……..)
where?

() ””*()
(.’o-…).”)
Ah..! There u r…

just want to say
Merry Christmas

no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!

Verily, Allah does not look towards
your bodies nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts.

Those who joyfully leave everything in Allah’ hand,
will eventually see Allah’s hand everything..!
worries ends where faith begins..!

Fuck for money sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money

Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…

Count your garden by flowers,
Not by fallen leaves.
Count your life by smiles Not by tears.
When your life has reached its autumn,
Count your age by Friends not Years !

I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Quickly go look out to the window.
I blow a kiss for you,
I hope it gonna last you
for the whole night.
Good Night

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.

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