Sardi0n main skin kushk h0jaye tu pani me haldi
0r milk p0wdr dal ke ubal lain
ThNda h0jaye tu dahi makhan dal ke mixture k0h
0r m0uh pe c0ld cream laga lain
Zubaida Aapa ke Chakker Baz T0tkay.
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
You will never know how special you are to me. You have tought me to be a mom. Over the years i watched you and today i walk in the foot steps of you to be a
good example to my daughter and a leading role model mom just like you.
I love you mom with all my heart.
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!
I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.
KISI ki Yad SATAYE to KYA karu kisi se MILNE ko DIL kare to KYA karu LOG kahate SAPANO me MULAKAT hoti he Lekin NIND hi na aye to KYA ka
Badi Udas Hai Zindgi Tere Bin
Nahi H Kuch Mere Paas Tere Bin
Andhera Ho Ya Ho Ujala..
Aata Nahi Kuch B Raas Tere Bin
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho....
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Kanch Chubhe To Zakhm Reh Jata He, Dil Tute To Arman Reh Jata He Laga To Dete He Waqt Marham Is Dil Par fir B Umar Bhar 1 Nishan reh jata he
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
You & I
If you don't have a Valentine on "Valentine's day"; don't be sad. Most people don't have Aids on "World Aids day"!
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.