Hickory, dickory, dock
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin mecock,daclock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block!
Aray bhool bhi jao
kis ne torra?
dhoond rhe ho kia dil ki kirchiyaan barson baad....
U r D 1ly 1 prsn I want 2 b with 4 D rest of my life and grow old with. I love you.
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
We Sleep With Our “WIFE
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
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Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
Think about it, have a great life…
Ive got a tongue that'll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless.
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Koi ilzam Laga K Saza Di Hoti Phir Meri Lash Sare Bazar Jala Di Hoti Itni Nafrat Thi To Pyar Se Dekha Q Tha Pehle Hi Meri Aukat Bata Di Hoti.
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Independence is a Precious gift of God
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day to You
One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.
DON'T BE SAD
If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is gift that’s why
It is called Present…
Mujhe sab kuch kabool hai ae Falak!
Gham-e-Yaar mujhse talb na ker
mein usey kese dil se juda keron
jo meri umer bher ki taalash hai
I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....
i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.
On this chill chill night,
in your dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams