What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Us ke chehre par is kadar noor tha,
Ke uski yaad mein rona bhi manzoor tha,
Bewafa bhi nahi keh sakte us ko faraz,
Pyar to hamne kia hai woh to bekasoor tha
R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::
Twenty-five years, and still you are in love!
What river does not deepen as it flows?
Each day your love increases as it goes,
Nourishing the lands through which it moves.
The love that lasts is deeper far than passion.
Years pass and it abides beneath the light.
Few know the secrets of its dark delight,
Intent on all the toys that are in fashion.
Vivid lusts yield pleasures that soon cease.
Each year of love yields happiness and peace.
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.
Beautiful pictures r developed by negatives in dark room!
So if u c darkness in life, believe that God is making a Beautiful picture for u!! :-)
You Did It!
Way to go!
Sending you a JUMBO-SIZED
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers 2,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn’t it rain on you?
Treat life as sea, heart as d seashore & FRIENDS like d waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which 1 touches d seashore. Happy Friendship Day !
Jinhein bhulaney mein yaro, barey zamaney lagay
Jub dil dukha tou wohi loog yaad aney lagey
Hamari to duaa hai koi gila nahi wo gulaab hai jo aaj tak khila nahi aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile jo aaj tak kisiko kabhi mila nahi happy birthday my dear.............:)
Zindagi ka raaz maine tanhayi mein paa liya,
Jiska bhi gham mila apna bana liya,
Sunane ko mila na koi Dastaan-e-Gham,
Aaina rakha saamne or khud ko suna liya.
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
Altough I’m Not A Millionaire
I’ve Got An Awful Lot . . .
Because I’ve Got The One I Love
And Love The One I’ve Got. . .
Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,
tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.
phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,
shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.
Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strength full hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God’s Love.
Alway Makes you winner
DOC: Did you ake the patient's temperature? NURSE: No. Is it missing?