Those who expect to
reap the blessings of freedom,
must, like men,
undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Lovely days in my life :
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day
You Mean A lot to me…. and so does your Health and
Happiness….. So Here”s a wish to say….
& Take good care of Yourself !
Make A Promise To Yourself,
Always To Choose The Best Things In Life,
To Hold On To Your Dreams,
To Believe In Your Ideas And Follow Ur Heart,
Because Life Is Beautiful Just Like You…
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Happiness as light as air.LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.Friends as solid as diamonds and success as bright as gold.These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday.goodluck
A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
M.A is married again
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Will Celebrate
But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1
Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl,
I’ve ever seen
Girl: Who’s the first?
Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
She was the the most prestigious GIFT.
I ever received!
Sometimes I really feel
I was just a GAME she played!
Why are women like parking spaces?... Bcoz the good ones are always taken and the rest are all disabled!
santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur