Hamari to duaa hai koi gila nahi wo gulaab hai jo aaj tak khila nahi aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile jo aaj tak kisiko kabhi mila nahi happy birthday my dear.............:)

Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

Some people say happiness is life.
Others say it’s freedom
and some say it’s money.
But happiness for me is
just having the opportunity to know you!!

Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ……
Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
If wishes were flowers I’d send You A big bunch to say….
Get Well Soon

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I”ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?

A. WIDOW

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of love n all other colors u want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi.

The Easter feeling does not end,
It signals a new beginning of nature spring
And brand new life of friendship.
Happy Easter to My Best Friend!

The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice…
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

What do the military do in a civil war ?

When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”. When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER! Happy Friendship Day !

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS. Happy Friendship Day !

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