A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u feel?
He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me
Moral: Take everything positively
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.
Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT.
Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this year bring Happiness for you Dear.
An honest smile from a smiling heart,
Crossing many kilometers,
has just reached to your INBOX,
Wishing you a very happy
For the hand that rocks the cradle, is the hand that rules the world. (William Ross Wallace)
What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.
Well wisher is not
who meets you everyday
talk to you everyday.
Well wisher is one
who may or may not meet you
but always think of you & your happines.
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
Always welcome a new day
with a”smile”on your
“love”in your “heart”
“good thoughts”in your “mind”
& you’ll have a wonderful day
Love is like missed call. It stops when U try 2 catch. But Friendship is like sms Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox until U delete it. So its up to u 2 keep & value a friend! Happy Friendship Day !
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!
It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.
I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)
B4 1 Day,
B4 2 Night,
B4 2 Sunsets,
B4 msg charges high,
B4 network jam,
B4 someone wishes U,
I wishe U In advance
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
God Bless U.....!!!!
age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime