With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.
I wish you a very special Good Morning….
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
/)/) would like
=(';')= you me
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
The hardest part of
is not their absence,
it’s when you think
of all those good times
and ask yourself,
‘will those moments ever
As the candle light flame,
Ur life may always be happiness claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan
Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
My Heart Says That You Really Like Me..
My Eyes Say that U R Feeling Something 4 me,
My Mind Says that You R Thinking of Me,
But I Want 2 Listen from Your Lips that…
YOU LOVE ME..
Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!
Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito
Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->
“Surely you know how
it has been from of old,
ever since man was
placed on the earth,
that the mirth of the
wicked is brief, the joy
of the godless lasts but
- Job. 20:4,5.
Here comes the day, once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shining up bright
And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.
Shining down on the earth wishing us
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you
H0W FRIENDSHIP ENDS?
Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact,
thinking it may be disturbing.
As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact.
After that each will think why should I contact 1st.
Here Your love will be converted into Hate.
You will eventually forget each other.
So keep in touch with your friends no