If you love me, let me know.
If you don't, please let me go.
A very happy Valentines' day!
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
ELLEN: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Barsi Ankhe Jiski Yaad Me Barsat Ki trah,
Wo B BadaL Gaya Mere HaLat Ki trah,
HaaL Jite Ji Koi Puchta Nhi
Fir Maut Pe Q Ate Hai Sab Barat Ki trah..0
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Pyar to zindagi ka afsana hai,
Iska apna hi ek tarana hai,
Pata hai sabko milenge sirf aansu,
Par na jaane har koi kyun iska diwana hai.
You really have no idea how hard it is to force myself to stop thinking about you.
Please reduce my agony by being my Valentine!
Badi Kosish k bad Usko Bhula Diya
Uski yad ko Sine se mita diya
1 Din fir uska SMS aaya Likha tha Bhul jao mujhe
Or Bhula hua hr lamha yaad dila dia
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
God made a father who is,
as sweet as a nectar,
as brave as a lion,
as cheerful as a bear,
and he gave such dear father to me.
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
Dont bring peopl
So clos 2 Heart..!
problm wth d Clos peopl is dat..,
Dey know Wher
2 hit Exactly...
It Hurts U severly...
If D Person U Love Doesn't Love U Back
Just Imagine That U R D Letter 'E'
In D Word L O V E -
U R There But Never Pronounced.
Those who expect to
reap the blessings of freedom,
must, like men,
undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK otherwise You'll face problem"
Man finished the book with great fear but didn't open the last page.
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
Retail Price: Rs 30/-
Strong and true relationship is not about Whom you have known the longest..! who came 1st or who cares the best..! It’s all about who came and never left…! Happy Friendship Day !
GOD never takes a day off
to love, care ,guide & protect us
in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always
RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well