Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
A True Thought When you rise up, your friends know who you are. when you fall down, You know, Who your friends are. Happy Friendship Day !
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Whenever you are wrong admit it
Whenever you are right shut up
Happy married life is
Yet to be seen.
Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta
Pakki yaden kabhi bhulai nahi jati.
ye dil ki daulat roj lutai nahi jati.
kis muh se kahte ho ham apko bhul jayen.
Ye pyar ki duniya h.roj basai nahi jati.
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
Agaar Raat K0 S0tay Waqat
Jali H0i Cigratte Mu0n Me Rakh K
S0ya Jaye T0 Kharatay Latay Waqat
Khud Bah Khud Kash Lagega
Zubaida Aapa Ka Dh0nwan Dar T0tka.
A friend is someone
who knows the song in your heart,
and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Kisi diljale ko koi apna banana q chahega,
Bekar mein koi apna dil jalana kon chahega,
Dikhawa hai ye mohabbat warna,
Pyar mein mit jana kyun chahega?
Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own.
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
Think about it, have a great life…
a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.
In the ocean of your blue eyes;
Isee the image of mine;
so I dive in yours heart;
to measure the depth of love
Dil Tuta to ek aawaj aayi
Chir ke dekha to ek chij nikal aayi
Socha kya hoga is khali dil me
Lahu se dhokar dekha to Aapki tasweer nazar aayi
thukra de koi to Dil tut Jata h
Tod deti hai Yaden Jab koi apna hi Samjh nahi pata h
Such khte h duniya wale
insan dimag se nahi dil se har jata h
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.