We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth

Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

The most beautiful words
by a wounded heart
“I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It”…

Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
adding above 2,
Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
——————–
2Life = happy + sad
So, Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

Cock Sucker Detecotor This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!

I think you are very careless!
Yo come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Almighty God
who has poured upon us the new light of ur Incarnate Word
grant that the same light enkindled in our hearts
may shine forth in our lives
through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen

Love is like missed call. It stops when U try 2 catch. But Friendship is like sms Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox until U delete it. So its up to u 2 keep & value a friend! Happy Friendship Day !

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

Bells are ringing
the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes
send my most sincere blessings
to you merry christmas.

It’s hard to say Hello! because i might be goodbye,
It’s hard to say I’m okey because sometime I’m not!
But it’s easy to say I MISS YOU! because i know that i really do !

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Before You Speak-Listen!
Before You Write-Think!
Before You Spend-Earn!
Before You Criticize-Wait!
Before You Pray-Forgive!
Before You Quit-Try!
Before You Die-Live…

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