Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family & frnds.
I asked him wat kind of a wedding he wished 4,
He said 1 tat would make me hiz wife.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
Wo aaj bhi hamse nafrat karte hain..
Hum aaj bhi sirf unpar Hi marte hain....
Nafrat hai to kya hua yaar...
Kuch to hai jo sirf wo hamse karte hain.....
How long will you be special to me?
As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
Is someone care about me?
Is someone has feelings for me?
I am the only person who misses everyone.
Who will miss me?
Please Miss me.
A beautiful quote.
If your eyes are sweet,
you will love the world.
If your tongue is sweet,
the world will love you.
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!
New day new blessing.Don”t let yesterday”s failures ruin the
beauty of today,because each day has its own promise of
Let me guess what U R doing...
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi…
“God is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask
or think, according to
the power that works in us.” – Ephesians 3: 20.
Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah
In this lovely night,
I pray to the blue moon
to protect you through the nite,
the wind to blow away your stress
the twinkle stars to guide you the way,
Sweet dreams GoodNight
Animal says that don’t beat me
flower say that don’t touch me
tree say that don’t cut me
but i say din’t forget me
i love you
Treat life as sea, heart as d seashore & FRIENDS like d waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which 1 touches d seashore. Happy Friendship Day !
U R D most wonderful man I have ever met.
U light up my life and I am always complete and happy -
when I am by your side.
I will love U forever.
U put a smile in my heart.