New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
I Like 3 friends,
1st is sun,
2nd is moon,
3rd is you,
sun for the day time,
moon for the night time,
you for the life time…. really hot
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Because married men are more obedient.
Twenty-five years, and still you are in love!
What river does not deepen as it flows?
Each day your love increases as it goes,
Nourishing the lands through which it moves.
The love that lasts is deeper far than passion.
Years pass and it abides beneath the light.
Few know the secrets of its dark delight,
Intent on all the toys that are in fashion.
Vivid lusts yield pleasures that soon cease.
Each year of love yields happiness and peace.
Life is too short,
So follwow some rules.
Never miss anything that makes you Happy.
For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day..
Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.
DIL mjhe uss ghali me le jaa kar
or bhi khaak me mila laya...
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. (Honore de Balzac)
This life is too short to make and accelerate relations,
but I don’t know why people break the developed relations.
This life is too short to say something to loved ones,
but I don’t know why people keep silence for a long period.
This life is too short to make real friends,
but I don’t know why people break friendships.
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..