Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
Sardi0n main skin kushk h0jaye tu pani me haldi
0r milk p0wdr dal ke ubal lain
ThNda h0jaye tu dahi makhan dal ke mixture k0h
0r m0uh pe c0ld cream laga lain
Zubaida Aapa ke Chakker Baz T0tkay.
Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings,
But it is sweetend by thoughts.
I care for you in own strange ways.
May be you will never know,
May be I’ll never show.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
Friendship is like standing on the wet cement.
As longer you stay as harder it is to leave.
And if you try to leave,
you can’t leave without leaving your footprints..!!
ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
Morning is a good time to
remember all the sweet things
all sweet persons in your life
so wake up with your your dreams
Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always
ali ka laal,shah e mashrekain se mangojanab e fatima sa k noor ain se mango sabaq mila hai yeh rahib se or fitres,khuda sa jo na mily woh hussain say mango.mola hussain a.s ka zahoor mubaarak ho.
Let get stupid and Celeberate Miss call day
Send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply.
But reply me 1st
Only luv never anger
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
A man is at his finest towards the finish of the year;
He is almost what he should be when the Christmas season's here;
Then he's thinking more of others than he's thought the months before,
And the laughter of his children is a joy worth toiling for.
He is less a selfish creature than at any other time;
When the Christmas spirit rules him he comes close to the sublime...
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
Girl asked a boy
That who is beautiful me or moon
boy replied i don’t know but when i see you i forget the moon
I knew no beauty, until you appeared. I knew no sweetness until you came. I knew no joy, until you cared. I knew no sorrow, until you left. I know you will come back, and make me love again.
Wo hame bhul gaye to ye koi bari bat nhi...
Aaj wo waqt hai k logo ko Khuda bhi yaad nhi...
The stars are out, The moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile,
KISS you once, KISS you twice, now its time for bed. Close
your eyes, and sleep tite!