I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
Teri wafa pe shak nehi, Teri wafaon ko manti hoon main. Magar tu kisi aur ki aarzoo hai, Yeh haquikat bhi jaanti hoon main.
Without Tasting The Worst Situation,
No One Can Taste The Best Thing Of Life.
Dare To Face Anything in
Your Mysterious Life
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
Tackle life with all ur skills
Overcome each and every hill
If u persist with all ur will
U will enjoy ur life and all its thrills.
zakham ki baat nahi hai
jaane dard kyon hota hai
dhokhe ki baat nahi hai
jaane ehaas kyon hota hai
jante huye ki bewafi hai
na jane phir b pyar kyon hota hai
Baba: Beta kya kaam karte ho?
Larka: G Bhalai ka kaam karta hoon
Girey howon ko uthata hon aur bichre howon ko milata hon
baba g Brazier banata hon
No matter the sky is black or blue,
No matter there”s stars or moon,
As long as your heart is true,
sweet dreams will always be with you.
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
when you wait for someone for few mins,
its your NEED.
when you wait for someone for few hours,
its your TRUST.
when you wait for someone for few weeks,
its your friendship
But to wait when you know,
the person will not come,
its your LOVE.
Thank you for being the love of my life,
Half of the child asleep in my womb,
A husband whose husbandry made of his wife
Near as blissful a blossom as ever did bloom!
Knight of my nights and dance of my days,
Yours are the eyes in which I am most me.
Only with you will I wend through my ways
Unburdened as heaven, unscathed as the sea!
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
If I was there tonight:
I would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
I would protect you against the monsters under your bed
and show you how much I care about you.
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
Ek dard chhupa rakha hai, barso se dil me..
Dil karta hai aaj kah du bhari mehfil me..
Kyun aisa lagta hai ki, mere raste mujhse juda hain.
Aa vi kyun meri manzil mujhse khafa hai..
A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !
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U'n ME forever..
and of ever and more ever!
What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.