Along With This
Wishing You A Very
Glorious Good Morning
This month’s Promise :
The lions may grow
weak and hungry, but
those who seek the LORD lack no good thing.- Psalm 34:10
For those who put their trust on Jesus shall not
Have a BLESSED Month.!
A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !
Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each others minor failings.
sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in
a sleepy mood to say please sleep"gud night"
Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.
After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.
Don’t Lower your Goals To The Level of Your Abilities,
Instead, Raise Your Abilities To The Height of Your Goals.
Sometimes in life we have run so fast,
that we dont notice anyone running with us.
we notice them only when we fall.
& they stop to pick us up.
They are called FRIEND
Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!
A mother understands what a child does not say.
Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.