A psychiatrist and a proctologist teamed up for medical practice. The sign outside their clinic reads: ODDS & ENDS!

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

Jane Ka BAHANA Na Bana Dena Bas Jane Ki Ek WAJAH Bata Dena Khud Chale Jayenge Apki ZINDAGI Se Par Jahaa Apki Yaad Na Aaye Wo JAGAH Bata Dena.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!

What hurts the most?

saying something and wishing you had not
or
saying nothing ..and wishing you had

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

PSYCHIATRIST: What's wrong with your brother? SISTER: He thinks he's a chicken. PSYCHIATRIST: How long has he been acting like a chicken? SISTER: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs!

I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Rat gayi tare chale gaye
Gairo se kya gila
jab hamare chale gaye
Hum jeet sakte the har baazi
Bus kuch apno ko jitane ke liye
hum hare chale gaye

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Jitni Chahat Se Tumhe Dekha
Utni Chahat Se Kuch Nahi Dekha
Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Ji Bhar Ke
Hume Muddat Hui In Aankho Ne”CHAND”Nahi Dkha

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Some people die. Others become a teacher...

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