Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.
How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
If i had
one last wish
before i die …
My last wish
would be that ,
you will never cry
A man told his psychiatrist that he felt he had a split personality. The doctor charged him double!
A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.
DOCTOR to patient: In your case, treatment is not expensive; but for the diagnosis, you might have to seek a bank loan!
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..
May the good times and treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
If kisses could fly,
I would just send one
Just to say Good night!
Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you beleive in,
the dream you love the best
A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u...
They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas