If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!
Hamari to duaa hai koi gila nahi wo gulaab hai jo aaj tak khila nahi aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile jo aaj tak kisiko kabhi mila nahi happy birthday my dear.............:)
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!
Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits
Be prepared and some day your chance will come.
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
Bells are ringing
the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes
send my most sincere blessings
to you merry christmas.
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
A gun can kill someone.
Fire can burn someone.
Wind can chill.
Anger can rage till it tears you apart.
But the power of your smile can heal a frozen heart.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
As u both look forward 2 the day that u are wed,
May ur love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
external or internal exam moves it!
When emotions play their role heart cries,
when heart cries it doesn’t make any sound
and a person who listens to
the unmade sound is called ‘FRIEND’
No shadows to depress u,
only joys to surround u,
friends to luv u,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today,
tomorrow & everyday.
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.