A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
There are a million stars
a million dreams,
you are the only star for me,
the only dream I dream.
See you In Dreams.
PATIENT: I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing.DOCTOR: How long have you had this problen? PATIENT: What problem?
When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose-
Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!
Hard work is like a cup of milk
luck is just like a spoon of sugar
God always giv sugar 2 those who hav cup of milk!
Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
Under the sea, there lays a rock.
In the rock, there is an envelope.
In the envelope, there is a paper.
On the paper, there are 3 words
‘Forget me not’
If guys had they periods
They wouldcompare the size of their tampons!
As you drench urself in the colors of love;may ths Holi replete ur days ahead!
Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak
What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
u BLINK UR EYES
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dream
Nothing assures the payment of an old dental bill like a new toothache!