What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
UNTIL IT'S GONE
It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Above the dark horizon soon
new light rays wil appear.
They signify to all the world
a fresh new day is here
kr k wada wafa ka wo mukar gaya, 1 chote se tufan se wo kitna dar gya,pata nahi koi majburi thi uski ya fir is khilone se B uska dil bhr gya ...........
Very sad shayari collection including love, Hurt, Pain, Lonely & hurted, painful love msgs...
Beauty is ageless,
love is boundless,
heartbeats are countless
friend like you is hopeless!
ooh! sorry useless
Oh God extremely sory Priceless.
The poorest man on earth
is not the one without money,
but is the one without a dream.
Humne Sapno Ko Door Hote Dekha Hai,
Jo Mila Nahi USE Khote Dekha Hai,
Log kehte hai ke RAAT Ko OS Girti Hai,
HUMNE Phulo Ko Akele Me ROTE Dekha hai.
After a shower of rain,
a piece of luminous sunshine decorates
the earth wonderfully...
One drop of dew on the grass and
a foggy morning gives 2urge 2live...
But a illusive smile from u increase vitality of someone...
So keep smiling..........
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing,
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away,
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
teri yaad aati hai
teri yaad jati hai
ab na tu aati hai
aur na teri yaad aati hai
Pakki yaden kabhi bhulai nahi jati.
ye dil ki daulat roj lutai nahi jati.
kis muh se kahte ho ham apko bhul jayen.
Ye pyar ki duniya h.roj basai nahi jati.
A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
they are the complaints of my customers.
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
kisi ko pyar ki sachhayi mar dalegi, kisi ko dard ki gaharayi mar dalegi ! Bichhad ke koi jee nahi sakata, jo bach gaya use tanhayi mar dalegi..
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Sardar comes back to his car
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
“God is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask
or think, according to
the power that works in us.” – Ephesians 3: 20.