Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
The recipe of friendship
one cup of sharing.
two cups of caring.
three cups of forgiveness & hugs.
Mix all of these together to make friends forever.
Life starts INTENSE,
But Ends with SILENSE.
Love starts with FEAR,
Buts ends with TEARS.
And Friendship starts HOWEVER,
Will always Remain FOREVER
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
haqiqat kaho to unko khwab lagta hai.. shikayat karo to unko mazak lagta hai.. kitni shiddat se unhe yaad karte hai hum.. or ek wo hai jinhe ye sab ITTEFAK lagta hai.......
We're wishing you a Christmas
Full of laughter, love and light
With delicious holiday foods
To excite your appetite.
TEACHER – Where is
The English Channel.? PAPPU – I don’t know.
Our TV Channel picks up
Only Local channels.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small.
Smile For The Ones You Love
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless
Love is Photogenic,
it needs darkness to develop.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned.
Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to End,
"Precious People" Like "You"
Are always remembered.
Wafa Nhi Milti yahan wafa kar k
Humne dekha h Tazurba kar k
Zindgi to kabhi Nahi aayi
maut aayi b to zara zara kar k
When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.
Wife: You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you that
“I am not interested in Married womans”