What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
“I Trust You”
is a better compliment
than “I Love You”
because you may not always
trust the person you love
but you can always
love the person you trust.
Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
Do not worry about failure…
Worry about all the chances
you miss when you don’t try.
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Where are you?
Ah..! There u r…
just want to say
A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.
i love her
she love me
she love some1 eles
some1 eles love her
i love her
Marriage is that relation between man and women
in which the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
DON'T WANT TO LOST YOU
If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn't blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Maa: Begairat kahan thi sari raat
Veena: Ashmit k sath
Maa: kar ai naa mun kala?
Veena: Phir kya hua maa, Fair n Lovely hy naa.
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....
PSYCHIATRIST: Now tell me, do you normally stir coffee with ur right hand? PATIENT: Oh yes. DOC: That's odd. Most people use a spoon!
Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.
I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family & frnds.
I asked him wat kind of a wedding he wished 4,
He said 1 tat would make me hiz wife.