A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
enjoy the colours of life
Im dreaming of white Christmas,
with evry christmas card I write,
May ur dayz b bright,
and May all ur christmases b white.
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
The Biggest mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formula Made but still…….. ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!
Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he went to party he was shocked?
other were wearing pants & shirts also…
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Relationships Are Like Glass ...
Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken
Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Worries About You
Lonely Without You
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …
The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;
I call him Dad!
Happy Father’s Day
Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
A third of your people
will die of the plague
or perish by famine
inside you; a third will
fall by the sword
outside your walls;
and a third I will scatter
to the winds and pursue with drawn sword.- Ezekial 5:12.
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck with:-wishes & prayer
I know that Ganesha is happy with me…
For he has made my life so rich
with a friend like you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I CanÃ‚Â´t Even Smell My Own Name"
My Best Wishes are for you today, tomorrow and forever
Because He hath set
His love upon me,
therefore will I deliver Him:
I will set Him on high, because He hath known
my name.- Psalm 91:14.
Sis, thinking of you
with love on your birthday
and wishing you
everything that brings
today and always!
Happy Birthday Sister
I hope your day is special
just like you!