Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

A fulfilling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn't matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts. Good Luck!

May the joy and peace of Christmas
be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above. Happy Christmas

Marriage is very important part of life.
You know why?
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?
?
?
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Because
“Life is not only about happiness”

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

The stars are out, The moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile,
KISS you once, KISS you twice, now its time for bed. Close
your eyes, and sleep tite!

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

Since ur eyes are
looking tired… Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams, Gudnyte.

Advantages of breast milk
A. No need to boli
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE

A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.

Wen a drop of water falls into a river, it has no identity!
But wen it falls on d leaf of a Lotus, it shines like a pearl!!
So choose d best place whr u can shine!!

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

I FOUND U

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

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