santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.

You are sweeter than honey,
Purer than milk,
Softer than flower.
Since I have you, as my lover,
come to me near,
I’ll kiss your lips without fear.
Having you is treasure,
Be with me for ever!

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

If i cud reach up and hold a star
4 every time u made me smile
The entire evening sky
Wud b in the palm of my hand.

Last nights I saw a lots of bright star
and I choose you from
the group of star
Bcoz you are so sweet.

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..

I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho!
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

Hi Dear, Congrates on Your Success. God fulfill all your wishes what ever you want in your life..

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted.To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’

How Dogs and Women are alike?

Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Love is friendship set on fire.

Hold Ten roses in your hand and stand before a mirror.
You will see Eleven roses..

Birthday Message For Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up
you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and
choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

I want to touch you all over again n again.
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through my heart and feeling

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