Staying far never breaks relation,

Staying near never builds relation,

Its a link between hearts,

Which never allows us to forget each other.!!

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

As u both look forward 2 the day that u are wed,
May ur love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
Happy Engagement

Kya gam hai Kya Khusi hai maloom nahi...
Kaun Apna hai Kaun Begana maloom nahi...
Jiske bina ek pal nahi Guzarta...
Uske bina kaise guzregi Zindagi maloom nahi...

Friendship is a priceless gift, That cannot be bought or sold. But it’s value is far greater, Than a mountain of gold. Happy Friendship Day !

Kisi ne bura to kisi ne acha mana mujhe, jisme jitni insaniyat thi usne utna he apna mana mujhe, pyar to mujhe sbse hai par y kudrat ka khel hai ki sbne pyar k layak mana nahi mujhe

On a romantic day sardars gf asks him,
Darling on our engagement day ll u give me a ring?
Sardar : sure, 4rm landline or mobile

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Life may not b d party u hoped for but dat doesnt mean u should stop dancing!
Remember u r d DJ of ur life!
Just spin it!
Rock it!
Enjoy it! ;-)

Tajmahal Dard Ki Imarat H Jiske Neeche Dafan Kisi Ki Mohabbat H
Khuda Bando Per Karam Itna Karna
Kisi Ki Mohabbat Ko Patthar Me Dafan Na Karna...

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

Har zakhm kisi thokar ki meharbani hai...
meri jindgi bus ak kahani hai...
mita dete sanam k dard ko sine se...
par ye dard hi uski akhri nishani hai.

Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.

Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.

Something expected is called an incident.
Something unexpected is an accident.
You are an accident in my life,
Which is the ever best incident in my life.

Beginnings are scary.
Endings are usually sad,
but it’s the middle
that counts the most.

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“-..-”‘-..-” MY
SWEET HONEY!

Success is like your own shadow,
If you try to catch then you will never succeed.
Ignore it and walk in your own way.
It will follow you.

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