Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.

A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

Inkar ki c lazzat iqraar me kahan hy ?
bharta hy shoq GHALIB unki nhi nhi se

Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!

Anjaane me dil ganwaa baithe,
Is pyaar me na jaane kaise dhokha kha baithe..
Unse gila kya karein ab, bhool hamari hi thi..
Jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe.

Hamare dil ka dard kisne dekha hai,
Jisne dekha hai sirf chehra dekha hai,
Dard to tanhaeyo me hota hai,
Aur mehfil me logon ne hume haste dekha hai

Don’t Think About
“What You Have Got……”
Think About
“How To Use It That You Have Got…..”

What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Nuur..!!
Ramadan Mubarak

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

Its not that I love you because you are beautiful, but you are beautiful becuase I love you.

Dont bring peopl
So clos 2 Heart..!
problm wth d Clos peopl is dat..,
Dey know Wher
2 hit Exactly...
So that...
It Hurts U severly...

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!

Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein toh us par foran Pise howe Laal Mirch, Dhaniya Powder, Pise Haldi, Pise Adrak Lehsen ka 1 , 1 table spoon or 1/2 Kg corn flour chirak dein

wu foran he bomd parhay bagher mar jayega

“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree

For not Smsing me.

MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’

Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
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