Working Towards Success
Will Make You A Master But
Working Towards Satisfaction
Makes You A Legend
Strive for Excellence Be a Legend
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...Good Morning
TEACHER – Where is
The English Channel.? PAPPU – I don’t know.
Our TV Channel picks up
Only Local channels.
little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
Far away but always near,
I hold your relationship very clear.
Ever together but never apart,
You will always be in my heart.
We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost
every dream of mankind
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strength full hands,
focused mind and determined decision with God”s Love.
Always Makes you winner
1 X'Mas Tree 1 Lakh Candles 1 Crore Wishes 1 Million Stars & 1 Heartly Prayer 4U Wis U MERRY CHRIStMAS
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u,
my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u,
my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u
& my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
Mere Zindagi ek band kitab hai
Jise aaj tak kisi ne khola nhi
Jisne khola us ne parha nhi
Jisne parha wo samjha nhi
Aur jo samaj saka wo mila nhi
Even if your sms is not received, I think you sent but its not delivered. Even if you are not calling, I think you are trying but the network is busy. Because Believing is most important in friendship. Happy Friendship Day !
May Be Great
To Be Their Last
Iz Beyond Perfect
Happy Valentines Day 2015.