Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

When an apple is green it's ready to pluck
When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r

really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .

Fill these blanks with Yes or No…..
1._______________ I don’t have a brain.
2._______________ I don’t sense.
3. _______________ I am stupid.
4._______________ I am not a human.
Try to fill.

PATIENT: Whenever I drink coffee, I get this sharp and excruciating pain. DOCTOR: Try to remember to remove the spoon before drinking!

When we pray, Allah hears more than we say,
HE answers more than we ask,
HE gives more than we imagine but,
In HIS own time, In HIS own way!
S0 wish you best of luck may ALLAH bless you always!.

Birthday girl, today's your day! Time to eat cake, sing songs, and play! There are so many ways to have birthday fun--Here's hoping you get to do every one!

Happy, Happy Birthday!

If we desire to blossom
like a rose in the garden,
then we must learn
the art of adjusting with the thorns
Difficulties will make you shine.

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !

hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay "Happy Ramadan ul mubarak" kehte hain

I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!

Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."

G\\ //O
O \\ // R
O \\ // ni
D \\// ng
GOD BLESS YOU..
Have a nice and wonderful day.

You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.

*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each others minor failings.

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