If each leaf of a tree is your smile
then I promise you my dear,
I will water it through out my life
to see your evergreen smile forever
Men like toilets
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
An icing can make a cake so sweet, A string can make a balloon so high, A matches can make a candle so bright, i hope that my simple hi can make you smile and happy.
no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!
I love photos.
Because the best thing about them is that.
They never change,
Even when the people in them Change.
Luv me tender
Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin!
Seconds for Introduction,
Minutes for discussion,
Hours for attraction,
Days for construction &
years for relation of Friendship
Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you
‘Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile ’cause I love you
On this Father’s Day
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!
Allow me to whisper.
No matter who I am Thinking,
my heart will always and
only stunned to you.
never forget me
you are the best!
Someone somewhere dreams of your smile…
and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile.
So whenever you’re lonely…remember its true….
someone somewhere is thinking of you
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile.
QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.
Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.