Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now its time to fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak ans mouth can”t speak so hope this night shall
be nice and sweet. Good Night.
why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
Smokers have smoking heart
Drinkers have an alcoholic heart
I request you don’t eat sugar
Because you already have a sweet heart
When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
Wishing you and your family
the blessings of Ramadan.
Ramadan Mubarak !!
Q:Wat is luv?
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!
How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
The man told his doctor that he was not able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the dxam was over he asked: Now doc, can I have it? Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me. Doc replied: Well, in plain English, you are just lazy. The man said: OK. Now give me the medical term so that I can tell my wife!
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot.
Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !
U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the Love of sky for earth.
They never meet each other,
But send Love this way.
Enjoy the Love of Nature.
Happy Rainy Day.
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
enjoy the colours of life
A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:- Define BIRTHDAY ? The only day in ur life, when you cried And that made your mom HAPPY. Happy Birthday Dear!!