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I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube.

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."

Do not worry about failure…
Worry about all the chances
you miss when you don’t try.
Good Morning.

TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
anything.
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without
Microscope.?

You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day

Rashmi fell for her handsome new dentist likd a ton of bricks and pretty soon she had lured him into a series of passionate encounters at the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly: Rashmi, honey, we´ve got to stop seeing each other. Your husband is bound to get suspicious. She assured him: No way sweetheart, he is dumb as a post. Besides, we´ve been intimate for 6 months and he doesn´t suspect a thing.
The dentist agreed: True, but you are down to one tooth!

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Dont u more ever send to ME your picture again! u scared ME ton death!

Apse dil agar mila na hota
Aaj apse dil ko gilaa na hota
Apke dil me bhi wafaa hoti
To judaai ka koi silsila na hota

Gairo par marne ki unki fitrat ho gayi,
Hamari mohobbat unki shikayat ho gai,
sari duniya ko chahte hai wo apnana,
bus ek mere hi naam se unhe nafrat ho gai.

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

The most important thing u fixed Was on ur day of leisure
Whn u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll alwayz treasure.
Happy Engagement

Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

Aaj bheegi hai palke kisi ki yaad mein,
Aakash bhi simat gaya hai apne aap mein,
Os ki boondein aise bhikhri hain zameen par,
Maano Chand bhi roya ho kisi ki yaad mein.

Some battles have to be fought alone,
Some paths have to be crossed alone,
So never be emotionaly attached with someone,
You never know when u havE to walk alone…

Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai,
haar kar muskurana zindagi hai

Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want spicy dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
Have a nice dream.

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

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