Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

Unki Arzu Meri Zindgi Ka Wo Khwab H.
Jiski Manzil Hi Nhi Rasta B Kharab H.
Hasi Se Mere Dard Ka Andaza N Lgana.
Dil Ka Hr Pnna Dard Ki Kitab H.

Laugh at your mistakes,
but learn from them.
Joke over your troubles,
but gather strength from them.
Have fun with your difficulties,
but overcome them.
Good Day!

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return

Love and Death
are two uninvited guests
When will they come..?
no body knows
but
both have similar effects
One takes the Heats
and
Other takes its beat.

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

As u both look forward 2 the day that u are wed,
May ur love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
Happy Engagement

1 minute me koi acha lagne lgta h,
1 ghante me koi pasand ane lgta h,
1 din me kisise pyar hone lgta h,
Lekin zindagi beet jati h jab kisiko bhulna padta hai..

Kitne karib aake daga de gaya mujhe
main bujh raha tha koi hawa de gaya mujhe
usne bhi khakh dal di mere ki kabr par
wo bhi mohabbato ka sila de gaya mujhe

Dont bring peopl
So clos 2 Heart..!
Bcoz,
problm wth d Clos peopl is dat..,
Dey know Wher
2 hit Exactly...
So that...
It Hurts U severly...

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie

My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you're always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You're the sunshine to light my day

Medical poem
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

I Cannot Think Of
Any Need In Childhood
As Strong As The Need
For A Father’s Protection.
Happy Father’s Day!

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