Hi,now i am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say good morning…

Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.

Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever!

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?

When you start your day.
Keep 3 words in your pocket
TRY – TRUE – TRUST
TRY- for better future
TRUE – with your work
TRUST – in Allah
then success will be at your feet!

Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Words, they become Actions!
Watch your Actions, they become Habits!
Watch your Habits, they become Character!
Watch your CHARACTER!, It becomes your DESTINY!!

Adults are cheerful and smiling with joy
There are lots of fireworks
which you and me enjoy
And now that we are celebrating Diwali
I know that people are jolly

Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!

“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense

Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Most superior Example for "LOVE"
In Anyone's Life-
When apples are for 'n Members are five in a Family,
Then Mother says,"I don't like Apple" :-)

I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

There r few things
Tat must be don
B4 one says Goodbye
One's Eyes must
4get another's face
One's Ears must
4get another's voice
One's Mind must
4get another's name.
One's Heart must
4get that he/she had loved
that person more than
his/her own life

A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had achoice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poorcleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!

Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Dripping to the ground.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Dropping all around.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Drumming on the rafter.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Drowning out our laughter.

Live with no excuses
and
Love with no regrets.
When life give you 100 reasons to cry.
Show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.
Keep smiling.

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