They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
Hasi Meri Thi Par Chehra Uska Tha.
Mere is Dil pe Sirf Naam uska Tha.
Jiske Liye Maine Ki Apno Se Bagawat.
Mere Hi Khilaf Har Ilzam Uska Tha..........
Ramzan in details
A-Allah se daro
M-Masjid ko jao
A-A'maal ache karo
Aur is banday ko dua main yaad rakho
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous new year.
IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...
Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
(*) Happy Mother’s Day (*)
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho.
A true friend is someone
who thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows
that you are slightly cracked.
Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'
Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… ”
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]
Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !
Har ek jazabat ko juba nahi milti,Har ek ansu ko dua nahi milti, Muskurate rahoge to duniya sath degi,Kyuki ansuo ko to ankhon me bhi panah nahi milti.
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
PATIENT: I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains. DOCTOR: For heaven's sake, pull yourself together!
The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter
If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
Be there when people need you.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.