I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

May all the sweet magic
of Christmas conspire
to gladden your heart
& fill every desire.

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it










D0nt L0ve S0me 0ne
Wh0 Is Beautiful
But L0ve 0ne
Wh0 Makes Ur Life Beautiful.


A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.

Beautiful pictures r developed by negatives in dark room!
So if u c darkness in life, believe that God is making a Beautiful picture for u!! :-)

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Your Way Happy Birthday!

aye janejaan mujhe yeh to bata
mujhe bhula kr tujhe kya mila...
meri hasraton ka hisaab de
mera dil tor kar tujhe kya mila...
tere kuch din ke pyar se
mujhe zindagi bhar ka gum kyu mila...
main toot kar bikhar gaya
aur tujhe mujhko tor kar kya mila...

A psychiatrist and a proctologist teamed up for medical practice. The sign outside their clinic reads: ODDS & ENDS!

Wo humare kab they jo beghane ho gaye, Zara se baat thi kya Fsane ho gaye, Kya use ilzaam du kya sunaye Haal_e_Dil ab koi hoga naya hum purane ho gaye,

one candle enough to cut darkness.
one true friend enough to make life happy.
one good guide enough for success.
one SMS from you enough to make me smile.

Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

This curious green world
Give me split second for love
The way I live the way I respect
No one can think no one can give
My feelings are new hard cored
for me world is no more

Kyon Yaad Aati Hai Aapki,
Kyon Palke Bheeg Jaati Hai Meri,
Jahan-Jahan Bhi Gire Mere Aansoo,
Kyon Tasveer Ban Jaati Hai Aapki........