Always try to be a first place Winner,
coz the second place winner is the first Loser.
Far away but always near,
I hold your relationship very clear.
Ever together but never apart,
You will always be in my heart.
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now its time to fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak ans mouth can”t speak so hope this night shall
be nice and sweet. Good Night.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Leadership is not about the size of your office
title on your business card.
Its about the depth of your commitment
your passion to get things done.
It's not Hard to Sacrifice Something 4 some1..
But it's Hard to Find that Some1..
Who Deserves ur Sacrifice...!
The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones... It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!
Please be my:
A: Asset for
L: Life and let's start an
N: New life that's
T: Terrific and
I: Incredible. Let's have a
N: Nice journey till
Happy Valentine's day!
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Miss You My Valentine....
A sleeping LION is stronger than a barking DOG.
So a sleeping student is better than A barking position holder
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
Have sweet Dreams.