Everybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Christmas gift suggestions:

To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

When we pray, Allah hears more than we say,
HE answers more than we ask,
HE gives more than we imagine but,
In HIS own time, In HIS own way!
S0 wish you best of luck may ALLAH bless you always!.

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry

Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine.
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
“Blood Bank Robbed”

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIONS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button

Dont think of d few things dat u didn't get 4m god after praying!
Think of all those countless beautiful things that he gave u vdout even asking!

Morning is not only sunrise
but
A beautiful miracle of God
that defeats Darkness & spreads light. May you have a beautiful day always..!!
Good Morning

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot.

Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

DOC: Did you ake the patient's temperature? NURSE: No. Is it missing?

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas
and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you & Family a very happy and wonderful Holi.

In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year

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“-..-”‘-..-” MY
SWEET HONEY!

“The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long”
Good morning and have a nice day.

In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.

DON'T BE SAD

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

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