My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
A psychiatric patient complained so bitterly about stomach pains that finally the doc decided to operate - and inside the poor fellow, he found a bouquet of roses! DOCTOR: Now, how the hell did those flowers get in there? PATIENT: Damned if I know. Let's look at the card and see who they're from!
Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck
All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible
As The Day Turn into Night,
Keep Your Worries Out of Sight.
Close Your Eyes and Go To Sleep,
All The Good Times Are Yours To Keep.
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
Happy Mother's Day, I love you i hope you have fun. i love you so much. you are the best.you are the music in me. thank-you for being there for me i love
you. happy mother's day mother. Did you know you are every thing to me, princess, king, mom, mother, brother, sister, you are every thing to me. I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH THAT I KEEP ON REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER. I LOVE YOU.
I love you you love me were a happy family with a great big hug and a great big kiss make your wishes come true with every kiss?
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
Mulaqat bhi kabhi aasu de jati hai,
Nazre bhi kabhi dhoka de jati hai,
Guzre huye lamho ko yaad karke dekhiye,
Tanhayi bhi kabhi sukun de jati hai.
PATIENT: Doctor, if I give up wine, women and song, will I live longer? DOCTOR: Not really. It will just seem longer!
Uk: Hi dear
India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain
A 5 year old boy asked his friend.
What is friendship?
He replied: Friendship is when you rob my chocolate
every day from my bag.
I still keep it in same place.
My Heart Says That You Really Like Me..
My Eyes Say that U R Feeling Something 4 me,
My Mind Says that You R Thinking of Me,
But I Want 2 Listen from Your Lips that…
YOU LOVE ME..
I Studied But Never T0pped
T0day T0ppers 0f Best Universities
Are My Empl0yees
Neither I T0pped N0r
I Study T0day I M President