The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;

I call him Dad!
Happy Father’s Day

Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

Valentine Valentine Karte Rahe;
Valentine Ke Din Ko Tarstae Rahe;
Iss Mohabbat Ka Din Aakar Chala Geya;
Hum Har Saal Ki Tarah Haath Malte Rahe!

Maa: Begairat kahan thi sari raat
Veena: Ashmit k sath
Maa: kar ai naa mun kala?
Veena: Phir kya hua maa, Fair n Lovely hy naa.

An ideal day should begin with
a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand &
A sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day!
Good Morning.

Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

when someone hurts you and you didn’t hurt back
when someone shouts at you and you didn’t shout back
but
when someone needs you
you always come back

In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER

Iftaar se pehle,
(‘.’)
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Aur,
Iftaar k baad
_(‘.’)_
/( . )\
_!/ \!_
!!!! Control yaar control !!!

Tere Galliyan Galliyan Tere Galliyan

Muj Ko Bhawy Galliyan Tere Galliyan

Tere Galliyan Galliyan Tere Galliyan

yu he tarpawy Galliyan TereGalliyan

Quaid-e-Aazam
Baani-e-Millat
Fatima Jinah
Madr-e-Millat
Liyaquat Ali
Shaheed-e-Millat
0r
Zardari
Petr0l Ki Qillat
Gass ki Qillat
Bijli ki Qillat
Zillat he Zillat.

I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..

Aaina kuch nhi bs nazar ka dhoka hai,
nazar wahi aata hai jo hota hai,
aaina aur dil ka ek hi fasana hai,
anjaam 2no ka tutkar bikhar jana hai...!

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

:’”v”‘:
‘-.-’ :’”v”‘:
:’”v”‘: ‘-.-’
‘-.-’
3 Little Hearts
just 4 U
to remind U of
3 things:
“YOU”
“ME”
& Our FriendshiP+.

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

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