I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let”s do it.

There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex, Group-sex,
Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !

Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart
Forever make me Miss You even more this Holi
Hope this Holi brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY Holi

DON'T BE SAD

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

In the holy month of Ramadan,
Stop using caller tune / songs

Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230
Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666
Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free

“The godless in heart harbour resentment;
even when he fetters
them, they do not cry
for help.
They die in their
youth among male prostitutes of the shrines.
But those who suffer
he delivers in their suffering; he speaks
to them in their affliction.- Job. 36: 13-15.

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

I feel the anger rize up in me
The same anger
That makes me bleed
Inside
In my heart and in my soul
Killing me.

If I have never said thank you for bringing me into the world I'd like to do that now.

The Easter feeling does not end, it signals a new beggining of nature spring and brand new life of friendship. Happy Easter to My Best Friend!

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

You’ve graduated…

Its’ time for you to:

- Live it up
- To smile
- Take a bow

And time for me to say…
Congrats!
Way to go and WOW!

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !

Friends are like pieces of puzzle
If you lose one
It will never be completed again.
Just want to know
You are one of the pieces
I can’t afford to lose
FRIENDS 4EVER:)

Apne karam se wo mera muqaddar bana gaye,
katre ko pal me samundar bana gaye,
phulon se naram tha kabhi dil ye mera,
itna tadpaya ke usse pathar bana gaye..

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