Smile is complete when it begins with your lips,
Reflects in your eyes,
Ends with a Glow on your face..
Wish you a lot of Smiling Moments in your Life…:-)
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up
you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and
choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace
TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without
i wish im a stone..
so when d tym comes dat dey want
me out of deir lyf
dey can throw me as far as dey cud.
i may break into pieces,
but at-least i wont fil any pain..
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.
wish you a very special Good Morning….
Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.
I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom
PATIENT: You've got to help me doctor. I have this fondness for doing bird imitations. DOCTOR: That doesn't seem bad to me. PATIENT: Oh sure! That's because you don't have to swallow the worms!
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.
Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection, &
Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality,
can’t be reformed once broken.!
“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”
A friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is you…”
AB to shyed he koi mohbbat kre mj se
Meri aankhon me tum saaf nzar aate ho
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.
QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Sardar: ‘Doctor, my son swallowed a key.’
Sardar: 3 months ago.
Doctor: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key.
Doctor: So why have u come today?
Sardar: We ve lost the duplicate key !!!
Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.