PATIENT: I think I have swallowed a pillow. DOCTOR: How do you feel now? PATIENT: Ifeel down in the mouth!
Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.
Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushiyo ko mein tumhare........ ...........
” .. Do not be terrified;
do not be afraid of them. The Lord your God, who
is going before you,
will fight for you.”- Deut. 1:29,30.
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to End,
"Precious People" Like "You"
Are always remembered.
Life is too short,
So follwow some rules.
Never miss anything that makes you Happy.
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!
A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
( ‘ o ‘ )
I Love You
PATIENT: I can't control my aggression. DOC: How long have you had thus problem?PATIENT: Who wants to know?
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
If kisses were rain, I would send u showers,
If fun was time, i’d send u hours,
If u needed a friend, i’d send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a
sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open your
eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice...
Happy Mothers Day!!
Smile is complete
When it begins with your lips
reflects in your eyes and
ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you many such smiling moments
in your life.
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
Adorn our lives else trite
With sparklers that motley skies
As soaring spirits of powder wander
Let us thank the heavenly might,
In this festive season of lights.