Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Even if your sms is not received, I think you sent but its not delivered. Even if you are not calling, I think you are trying but the network is busy. Because Believing is most important in friendship. Happy Friendship Day !
All my love for you FREE!
Question: What is an out-patient? Answer: A patient who has already passed out!
A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)
→ ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.
How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .
() “‘* ()
Where are you?
Ah..! There u r…
just want to say
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
The clear blue sky,
The scent of flowers,
The colors of Rangoli,
And the sound of crackers.
The gifts and sweets from dear ones,
And the getting of their love,
The light of the candles below,
And the dazzling fireworks up above.
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you
Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Don’t lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend because you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
PATIENT: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests. DOCTOR: Never mind, you'll pass eventually. PATIENT: But I'm the examiner!