R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::
Tears Are The Silent Language of Love:
When The Tears Come with Reason,
Means You Got Some Problem.
When Tears Come Without Reason,
Means You Are Missing SOMEONE.
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Relation is what I share with you.
Success is what I pray for you.
Happiness is what I wish for you.
But remember is what I need from you.
Your Sweet Heart.
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.
DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
Here comes the day, once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shining up bright
And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.
Shining down on the earth wishing us
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
DEAR FRIENDS.In this season of joy i present my sincere wishes and the special gift ofchristmas joy peace and love..!! MERRY CHRISTMAS
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
A day may start or end
without a message from me,
but believe me
it won’t start or end
without me thinking of you..See!
I just did. Take care.
Our Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw Not only Because Its Always Fun With You But Also Because I Wouldnt Mind Going Down 2 See You Rising !!! Happy Friendship Day !