Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
If you have a smile & you don’t use it.
It means you have an account
of million dollars in bank
You have no check book.
I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
I look at you
I rather look at the moon again
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
When one door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often we look so long at the closed door that
we do not see the one which has opened for us.
Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi
TEACHER – Your
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
PAPPU – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
( \\ ) one for the friendship
( \\ ) One for the money.
( \\ ) One for the happiness
( \\ ) One for the popularity
A matchstick glows for a few seconds,
A candle glows for a few hours,
A sun glows for a day..
I wish u glow forever & ever & ever!
Happy Diwali to u & ur family!!
Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up
you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and
choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace
Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said "I do."
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!
Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
NOT TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
A blessing that’s rare true,
That’s the gift of a wonderful friend,
Like the friend that I have in you!
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.