Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
Changed it every 3 months.
i wish im a stone..
so when d tym comes dat dey want
me out of deir lyf
dey can throw me as far as dey cud.
i may break into pieces,
but at-least i wont fil any pain..
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s
A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding.
FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
Whenever I miss You,
I wont look for you in my dreams
or try to hear your voice in your messages.
I just put my right hand across my chest and feel you!
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing?
And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly…
Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever
Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.
CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender...!
:-) gd mrng.
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
Two nice tips to stand strong in every condition-
"Never take help of Teers to show your Emotions"
"Never take help of Words to show your anger."
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?