Your birthday is the perfect day
to say I care,
because you will remember me
when u certainly make it a big affair,
and when you do hold a party…
I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair…!!
Belated Happy Birthday
sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...
GOD always has 3 replies to our pray.
2. Yes but not now.
3. I have better plan for you.
There is never a “No”
Just have faith and always pray to GOD.
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
Rat gayi tare chale gaye
Gairo se kya gila
jab hamare chale gaye
Hum jeet sakte the har baazi
Bus kuch apno ko jitane ke liye
hum hare chale gaye
Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I won’t miss out letting you know
That life is worth living with someone like you around.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Its’ time for you to:
- Live it up
- To smile
- Take a bow
And time for me to say…
Way to go and WOW!
Gumnam Rehne ki Khwaish To Nahi
Par Anjan Rah Jana Koi Gunah To Nahi
Lutkar Bhi Muskura Raha Hoon
Lut Jane Ki Chah To Nahi
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.
I wish you a very special Good Morning….
I think U r very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face...
IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – …….stays * quite*
IT guy – I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do
Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) I have work.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
Badi aasani se dil lagaye jate hain,
Par bari mushkil se wade nibhaye jate hain,
Le jaati hai mohabbat un rahon par,
Jahan diye nahi, dil jalaye jaate hain!!
Your sms is part of my Heart.
Your miss call is beat of my heart.
Your call is blood circulation of my heart.
So continue to contact me and keep active my heart.
I know that Ganesha is happy with me…
For he has made my life so rich
with a friend like you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi