It was always said of him, that he knew how 2 keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us,
and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed,
"God Bless Us, Every One".
It's not hard to sacrifice something for someone....
But it's hard to find sum1 who deserves ur sacrifice..."!
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth
The best friend is one with whom
you sit on a bench saying nothing and
when you get up and go!
you feel you had the
best conversation of life!
How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?
“POL_TE” without “I”?
How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?
How can you “W_SH” without “I”?
see, “I”m very Important for you.
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
I love your eyes,
I love your lips.
Let’s play mix and match.
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
Wife Closed Her Leg After Sex Nd Asked: Hm Apnay Baby Kah Naam Kya Rakhen Gay?
HusbNd Condom Utartay Huye: Agar Iz K Baad Bhi Hua To Zaradari Rakhen Gay.
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
Jerome K. Jerome
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was….I Luv U
dil ke dard ko dil todne wale kya jane.
pyar ki rasmo ko yeh zamane wale kya jane.
hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche.
yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane......
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
Before facing a new day,
bow your head & say this prayer:
“Thank you God for this amazingly dashing sender.
May his smartness inspire me all day long”
Socha na tha ki wo muh mod legi. lekin usne muh mod hi liya.
socha na tha ki wo dil tod degi. lekin usne dil tod hi diya.
Maine socha ki wo sath nibhayegi. lekin usne raste mai mujhe chhod hi diya.
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts!