“Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let”s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.”
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
they even can’t live without each other!
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Taqdeer Bananewale Tune Bhi Had Kardi,
Taqeer Me Kisi Or Ka Naam Likha,
Dil Me Chahat Kisi Or Ki Bhardi...
Experiences are like waves,
They come to you on shore of life,
Drag the sand from beneath your feet,
But each wave makes you stand on a new base.
Please accept my heartfelt felicitation
on the auspicious occasion of Eid,
wishing you every success,
God Bless you and your family.
Majburiyo Ko Hum ankho Me Chupa Lete H, Hum Kaha Rote H Halat Rula Dete H, Hum To Har Pal Yad Krte H apko,Aap Yad Na Karne Ka ILZAAM Laga Dete h
Make love to ur girlfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u good news on Mothers day &
U’ll have a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
U will alwayz b mine 4 now & 4ever.U will always be mine 4 u r my treasure.
U will alwayz b mine plz tellme its true.Please be mine 4frever ill always love u!
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Sad Lines But Very True Fact of Life -
"Kaun deta hai umra bhar ka sath ae dost
Yaha to log janaaze me bhi kandha badalte rehte hain"...
Kuch loog jungle mai gum ho gaye wahan,
aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
end mai aik aurat rah gaye
shair us aurat k paas gaya
us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
“Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
raha hai plz koi totka bataoo.
Happy Engagement and May your engagement be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
If I could be any part of YOU I would be your tear,
To be conceived in your heart
Born in your eyes…
Live on your cheeks and
Die on your lips
My wishes are silent but true,
Everywhere they will follow you...
Luck is yours,Wishes are mine...
I wish your present & future always shine...
Gehri thi Raat Lekin Hm Khoye Nhi..
Drd Baut Ta Dil Me, Pr Hm Roye Nhi..
Koi Nhi Hmara Jo Puche Hmse..
Jag Rhe Ho Kisi K Liye Ya Kisi K Lye Soe nahi..
OUT OF MY CONTROL
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.