Happy birthday to you.
May you have many more.
You have been a great friend to me.
I have a little wish, may we be friends Till the world ends.
Love is a diary that only one person writes
friendship is a public book
where you study in library.
So what do you prefer?
A diary o a public book.
Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
Changed it every 3 months.
Jaane Kyu Khuda Ne Chahat Banayi
Is Chote Se Dil Mein Ek Tasvir Basayi
Pa Lena Chata Tha Mai Hr Khushiya Jamane Ki
Mjhe Kya Pta Tha K Upar Wale Ne Meri Hi Kismat Mai Likhi Thi Tanhai..
When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
Four surgeons were sitting around discusshng who they like to operate on. FIRST: I line operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order. SECOND: I line operating on accountants. When you open them, everything is in numerical order. THIRD: I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is colour-coded. FOURTH: I like operating on lawyers. The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied: Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless and their ass & head are interchangeable!
Naa jaane kyu hame aansu bahana nahi aata,
Naa jane kyu haal-e dil batana nahi aata,
Kyu mere masuka bichad gayi humse,
Shayad hame hi saath nibana nahi aata!
Sada Salamat rahy wo DUNIYA jis main tum rehty ho
HUM Apki Khatir Duniya ko DUA daity hain
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
Aise Insan ko yaad mat karo jisne aapka Dil toda ho,
Lekin aise Insan ko yaad rakkho,
Jisne aapko tute hue Dil ke sath jina sikhaya ho.!
Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.
Wo Mayoosi ke Lamhon me zara bhi aHosla deta
To Hum Kagaz ki Kashti pe Samnder me Utar jate.
Kis Kis ko sunaun...Apne Gam Ka Tarana..
Pathar Ke Dil Walon.. Mera Dard Nahi Jana
I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won’t be broken. Happy Friendship Day !
Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.
HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.
I am made of 5 letters,
If you remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If you remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
Answer : CHAIR
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed .