What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'
Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!
Get Up From your Softy Softy Bed…
Teeny Weeny Eyes…
Pinky Shinky Face…
Some One Wants to WISH You…
Why was the students report card all wet?
Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
Zindagi Me 2 Cheeze Bahut Taklif Deti Hai- Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Na Ho Uske Sath jeena......! Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Ho Uske Bagair jeena..
We gain & lose things every day.
But trust me on one thing:
You WILL NEVER LOSE ME!
I will always be there as a friend
Tute Hue Glass Me Jaam Nhi Aata
Dil Tootta Hai To Aansu Bahar Nhi Aata
Dil Me Armaano Ko Rakh Liya Hai Maine
Ae Zaalim Kya Tujhe Mera Pyaar Kabhi Yaad Nhi Aata…
I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things you only imagine to see, But I have not seen anything sweeter than you...
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Don not go for looks,
they can deceive.
Don not go for wealth,
even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.
A true friend is someone
who thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows
that you are slightly cracked.
Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
I wish that God would hold you tight.
I hope that angels will keep you in site.
Now just to make sure you feel all right,
I’m gonna wish you a wonderful Night!
Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.
A doctor was surprised one day by a note left on his desk by the receptionist. It read: Mrs Ramin phoned to say she would be unable to keep her appointment as she was unwell. She will make a new appointment as soon she is better!
May d colorful festivities commencing vd Dhanteras, ringing Deepawali the festival of lights illuminate ur life & bring d shower of glory prosperity health & peace!
Happy Dhanteras & Diwali! :-)
Har shabd me arth hota hai,
har arth me tark hota hai,
sab kahte h hum haste bahut hai,
par unhe kya pata
hasne wale ke dil me dard bahut hota hai..
Is Not History To Forget
No Maths To Calculate
Not A Language To Learn
Its Only The Chemistry That Reacts Between 2 Hearts!
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.