Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? ;-)

A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.

“Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may ur future always shine. . . With LOTs of LOVE “Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU

A Valentine is nothing like
A chocolate or a rose.
For in a week these shall be gone,
But Valentines remain.
If love were always sweet to tongue
Or fragrant to the nose,
Each day would be like Valentine’s,
And we would go insane.

A Valentine just hangs around
Waiting to be kissed
Long after special days have passed
And every days are here.

So one is wise to choose one well
And chocolates to resist.
For in the midst of mania
It’s nice to have one near.

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Koi ilzam Laga K Saza Di Hoti Phir Meri Lash Sare Bazar Jala Di Hoti Itni Nafrat Thi To Pyar Se Dekha Q Tha Pehle Hi Meri Aukat Bata Di Hoti.

Heap on the wood!
the wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

I”d go through stretch marks again for you.
Happy Fathers” Day, darling husband.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

F R I E N D S H I P
,;*”*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee…..
It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown

Sakoon ka aik lamha bhi muyassar nhi mjh ko aye zailm......
Muhabbat ko sulata hun tu nafrat jaag uthti hai.............

D 1ly things we never get enough is love
& D 1ly things we never give enough is love

Today a day this day. brilliant day. shiny day. cool day. bloomy day. rainy day. oh yar leave it. i just want to say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Na kuch adhura chhod jayenge,
Na kiye hue waade tod jayenge,
Pure karenge armaan aap k,
Hum to shisha hain,
Tut k bhi apni chamak chod jayenge!!

Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket
seller asked why?
Banta: some stupid standing near the door
is tearing my ticket every time.

Fareb tha hassi me aashiqui samajh baithe,
Maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe,
Waqt ka majak tha ya badnaseebi hamari,
Unki do baaton ko chahat samajh baithe

Wo khafa hai humse to khafa hi rehne do,,,

Humko unka Gunahgaar hi rehne do...

Wo samjhte hain ke humne chhod diya unko,,,

Baat to jhoot hai magar sach hi rehne do...

Muddato mangi hai KHUDA se khushiyan unki,,,

Jo aata hai ilzam hum pe to ilzam hi rehne do...

Unki shart hai k main BEWAFA banu,,,

Agar khushi mile unko to mujhe BEWAFA hi rehne do...

Aayega waqt to dikhayenge unko apna ZAKHAM,,,

Abhi khamosh hain humko bas KHAMOSH HI RAHNE DO...

After breaking up , it is inadvisable to get back with your ex in a hurry. after all, there must have been a reason for your to have broken up in the first place.

Therefore as surely
as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, because you have defiled my sanctuary with all your
vile images and detestable practices, I myself will withdraw my favour;
I will not look on you
with pity or spare you.- Ezekial 5:11

Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.

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