Happiest people don’t have
“Every thing best” in life.
They just make the “Best of Every thing”
that life brings their way!!
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings!
Sometimes in life we have run so fast,
that we dont notice anyone running with us.
we notice them only when we fall.
& they stop to pick us up.
They are called FRIEND
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Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself;
but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.
Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS. Happy Friendship Day !
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!
How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.
Dont u more ever send to ME your picture again! u scared ME ton death!
“Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon,
That look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.”
I know just the person who needs “101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don”t worry it isn”t you! Happy Fathers”Day!
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?