Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

As the Fajar azan begins
And the 1st holy fast begins
May Allah bless you with happiness
and grace your home with warmth & peace.

Wen a drop of water falls into a river, it has no identity!
But wen it falls on d leaf of a Lotus, it shines like a pearl!!
So choose d best place whr u can shine!!

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!

Great Lines....

It's not Hard to Sacrifice Something 4 some1..

But it's Hard to Find that Some1..
Who Deserves ur Sacrifice...!

Four surgeons were sitting around discusshng who they like to operate on. FIRST: I line operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order. SECOND: I line operating on accountants. When you open them, everything is in numerical order. THIRD: I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is colour-coded. FOURTH: I like operating on lawyers. The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied: Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless and their ass & head are interchangeable!

If I get your smile, I don’t need flowers.
If I get your voice, I don’t need music.
If you speak to me, I don’t listen any body else,
If you are with me, I don’t need the world.
Love You

A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p

Prayer isn’t a spare wheel that
you pull out when you are in trouble.
Use it as a steering wheel that
keep you on right path through out the life.

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

CRYING FOR

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot

PSYCHIATRIST: Now tell me, do you normally stir coffee with ur right hand? PATIENT: Oh yes. DOC: That's odd. Most people use a spoon!

Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.

mujhko rula kar dil uska bhi roya hoga
chehra ansuon se usne bhi dhoya hoga
agar na kiya hasil kuch hamne pyar mein
kuch na kuch usne bhi khoya hoga

An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..

Get up from your softy softy bed.
Open your teeny weeny eyes.
Wear that jolly wolly smile.
and say to yourself Good Morning
from me, Have a nice day.

Shekayat na karta jamane se koi,
agar man jata manane se koi.
Phir kisi ko yaad karta na koi,
agar bhool jata bhulane se koi.

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