May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS
Valentine’s Day Expenses
Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.50
Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.200
(Card + Ice Cream Tou Loge Hi)
Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.350
(Is Se Sasti Kya Doge)
Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.500
(Is Se Sasta Kuch Nahi Milega)
Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.100
(Ice Cream Tou Khilao Ge Hi )
Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.150
(Deo Laga Ke Hi Hug Karo Ge)
Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.75
(SPRAYMINT Tou Lo Ge)
Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(Is Se Saste Me Kya Niptaao Ge)
You Just Saved On Nearly Rs.3500!! =P =D
Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi,
Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi.
Gunaah hai ye zamane ki nazar main to kya hua,
Zamane wale bhi insaan hai khuda to nahi
All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!
GOD always has 3 replies to our pray.
2. Yes but not now.
3. I have better plan for you.
There is never a “No”
Just have faith and always pray to GOD.
Jack and Jill Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Paas Aane Ki Ummeed Thi Jinse,
Wohi Faasle Banaate Chale Gaye,
Hum Toh Paas Aane Ki Koshish Me The,
Na Jaane Kyon Woh Dooriya Badhate Chale Gaye....
Hum Jaise Barbad Dilo Ka Jeena kya Aur Marna Kya
Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hain Kal Duniya Se Uth Jaenge
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
Uljhi sham ko pane ki zid na kro.
Na ho apna use apnane ki zid na kro.
Iss samundr me tufan bhut Aate h.
Isske sahil pr ghar banane ki zid na kro.
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
Naseeb mera Q mujse khafa ho jata h,
Apna jisko B mano bewafa ho jata h,
Q na ho shikayat meri nazro ko raat se,
Sapna pura hota nhi or sawera ho jata h..
One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.
Girt: Rascal you are with me for that?
Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!