Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
Exams wil get postponed!”
We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.
You’ve seen me laugh You’ve seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother’s Day
Oral sexcan b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den ucum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
Love is possible after friendship
friendship is not possible after love
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
I smile at whom i like
I cry for whom i care
I share with whom i love
I laugh with whom i enjoy,
I sms only to those whom i never want to loose.
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Q)what Do You Get If You Cross A Pychiatrist And A Patient???
a)two People Talking Shit!!!!!
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.