BadaL Gai Raah LeKin Hum KHOYE Nahi
Dard Tha DiL Me Par Hum ROYE Nahi
Koi Nahi HUMARA Jo PuchhLe Humse
Jaag Rahe Ho Ya Kisi Ke Lie SOYE Nahi....
Phir aasuo k kuch fasane nikle, Maikhane se sharab k peimane nikle,
Jo dil ka hal samajh hi na paye, Kyun usko hum apna zakham dikhane nikle
Teacher: What is common between
Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were born on government holidays
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Doobta hai to pani ko dosh deta hai Girta hai to Patthar ko dosh deta hai..
Insaan bhi bada Ajeeb hai Kuch kr nhi pata hai to KISMAT ko dosh deta hai...
Ek Zardari Mota Taza Tha
Jo Mazay Se Mulk Ko Khata Tha
Zardari Ne Beth K Socha K
Bibi Ko Dengay Dhoka
Bibi Ko MaRngay Goli
Or Khaengy Mulk Main Ding Dong
Par Army Baari Siyani Thi
AOr Zardaari Ki Shamat Aani Thi
Par Army Bech Se Nikal Gai
Kyon K Mushrraaf Ki Niyat Badal Gai
Phir Zardaari Ban Gay Naya Don
PakIxtan Ki Siyasaat Bubble Gum.
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby. :)
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is gift that’s why
It is called Present…
Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!
Don’t be disappointed
if the world refuses to help you.
Remember de words of Einstein:
“I m thankful to all those
who said NO to me.
Its bcoz of thm, I did it myself.”
If I were to
make a dictionary
Pyaar Karne Ka Hunnar Hame Nahi Aata;
Isliye Pyar Ki Baazi Ham Haar Gaye;
Hamari Zindagi Se Unhe Buhut Pyaar Tha;
Shayad Isiliye Woh Hame Zinda Hi Maar Gaye!
I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.