Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt
Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!
Make love to ur girlfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u good news on Mothers day &
U’ll have a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1
Jholi faila ke manga tha use khuda se par khuda ne meri fariyaad suna hi nhi,
Jb bhi puchi maine wajah,
To usne kaha q chaha use jo tere liye bana hi nhi.
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u. Happy Friendship Day !
"Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven"
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
it’s watching U.
Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
kal na jane wqt ka kya faisala hoga,
hum me se na jane kaun kaha hoga,
phir milna hua to milenge khawabon main,
jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon main...
Koi kehta hai khushiyon se Zindagi aasan ho jati h or
gam se jindgi veran ho jati h.
gam to ek imtihan hota h,
Jisme apne or begano ki phchan ho jati hai?
Tears Are The Silent Language of Love:
When The Tears Come with Reason,
Means You Got Some Problem.
When Tears Come Without Reason,
Means You Are Missing SOMEONE.
Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
You really have no idea how hard it is to force myself to stop thinking about you.
Please reduce my agony by being my Valentine!
Happy Eid Mubarak
I know its too early.
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!