It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Relationships Are Like Glass ...
Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken
Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta: I give up.
Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
On this night as i lie on my bed,i just cant stop thinking about u my LOVE.May u have a blessed & a beatiful
Let me guess what U R doing...
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dream
On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
Smile while you still have teeth.
Many many happy returns of the day
Question: What is an out-patient? Answer: A patient who has already passed out!
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
When an apple is green it's ready to pluck
When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
How do you differentiate the doctors? GENERAL PRACTITIONERS: Know nothing and do little. SURGEONS: Know little and do everything.
INTERNISTS: Know everything and do nothing. PATHOLOGISTS: Know everything and can do everything but its usually too late!
If the universe did start wia a bang
wen God loved & da angels sang
1 of da sparks dat flew
chased time 2 become u