In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36
May Everything Happy And Everything Bright Be Yours On Your Birthday From Morning Till Night. And Then Through The Year May The Same Thing Hold True So That Each Day Is Filled With Life's Best Things For You!
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. (Marion C. Garretty)
Realize things before it’s too late.
Accept things than delay them.
Love People before you lose them.
Life just comes once.
Love it while you live it.
An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!
Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me
Lord Says, “I Myself
will search for my sheep
and look after them”-Ezekiel 34:11
*The Lord cares for you. Put all your faith on Him. Jesus will give you peace
Sex is good,
sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid,
everyone likes getting laid!
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
If you sat beneath the Christmas tree
You'd sure add 2 the decor
But even if u were gift wrapped, dear
I couldn't love u more.
Friendship is like standing on the wet cement.
As longer you stay as harder it is to leave.
And if you try to leave,
you can’t leave without leaving your footprints..!!
Wife (in romantic mood): Have i ever come in your dream darling?
Husband (confidently): Never... Because i read ayat-ul-kursi before i sleep
Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end… Happy Friendship Day !
In a rural district, a farmer war helping at his delivery by holding a kerosene lamp for the doctor. When the doc had produced not one, bv three fine babies, the farmer dirappeared. DOC: Come back with that lamp. I think there is another baby. FARMER: I will not, I think its the light which attracting them!
Your friendship is a glowing ember
through the yar n each december
from its warm n livin spark
W kindle flame against da dark n
with its shining radiance light
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
Morning beauty with cool and soft breeze
are reminders that Allah loves You.
So you should enjoy the day and
make you day a memorable and lovable day!
Benefits of having Alzeimer´s Disease: 1.You never have to watch re-runs on TV 2.You are always meeting new people 3.You don´t have to remember the whines & complaints of your spouse
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