Gum Hi Gum Hain Meri Zindagi Me.
Pyaar Mere Paas Nahi.
DiL Bhi Usko Diya
Jiske MiLne Ki Aas Nahi

Today we come together,
Be the cause for the unity,
Make it Beautiful day another..
Fight against corruption,
Spiral the flag of On NATION
Happy Independence Day!

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

Agar Tmsay Zeyada Taqaat Wala Shakhs
Tmhay MaRay Aor Tm Kuch Nah Kar Sakoo
Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanaat Day Kaar Bhaag Jaow
Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay.

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

Wo ro ro ker kehte rahe mujhe nafrat h tumse..
' magar ek sawal aaj b pareshan kiye huye h...
Ki agar nafrat hi thi to wo itna roye kyo...

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Surely mockers surround me; my eyes must dwell
on their hostility.
“Give me, O God, the
pledge you demand.
Who else will put up
security for me.?
You have closed their
minds to undertanding;
therefore you will not
let them triumph.- Job. 17:2,4.

Zindagi roz naye rang mein dhal jaati hai,
Kabhi dushman to kabhi dost nazar aati hai,
Kabhi chha jaye, baras jaaye, ghata bemausam,
Kabhi ek boond ko bhi rooh taras jaati hai.

What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'

Happy Happy Father’s Day
Here’s A Little Song To Say
“Happy, Happy Father’s Day”
No One’s Father Is So Sweet.
Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat.
Happy Happy Father’s Day;
I Love You In A Big Way!!

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

Without love life waste,
Without story movie waste,
Without my sms ur cell waste &
Without ur smile my sms waste!!

Doctor examining a boy in his surgery suddenly nipped out and asked his receptionist for a screwdriver. A moment later, he was out again asking for a hammer and a chisel. When he came out a third time, the boy's mother asked anxiously: For goodness' sake,doc! What's the matter with him? DOCTOR: I don't know. I haven't had a chance to examine him yet. I 'm still trying to get my bag open!

Wo khafa hai humse to khafa hi rehne do,,,

Humko unka Gunahgaar hi rehne do...

Wo samjhte hain ke humne chhod diya unko,,,

Baat to jhoot hai magar sach hi rehne do...

Muddato mangi hai KHUDA se khushiyan unki,,,

Jo aata hai ilzam hum pe to ilzam hi rehne do...

Unki shart hai k main BEWAFA banu,,,

Agar khushi mile unko to mujhe BEWAFA hi rehne do...

Aayega waqt to dikhayenge unko apna ZAKHAM,,,

Abhi khamosh hain humko bas KHAMOSH HI RAHNE DO...

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

Kaanch Ko chahat thi pathhar ko pane ki,
Ek baar fir tut kar bikhar jane ki,
Bas itni si chahat thi us divane ki,
Apne tukdo mein uski tasvir sajane ki..