Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai
Zindgi Me 2 Chize Tutne K Liye Hi Hoti He
Sans Or Sath
Sans Tutne Se To Insan 1 Hi Baar Marta He Par KisiKa Sath Tutne Se Insan Pal-2 Marta He
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminther that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Do not limit your challenges; challenge your limits”.
Born with personality is an accident,but living as a personality is an achievement…
Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
A True Thought When you rise up, your friends know who you are. when you fall down, You know, Who your friends are. Happy Friendship Day !
Worries About You
Lonely Without You
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …
Please be my:
A: Asset for
L: Life and let's start an
N: New life that's
T: Terrific and
I: Incredible. Let's have a
N: Nice journey till
Happy Valentine's day!
It is time for u to show ur freedom.
Let yourself be heard
Don’t follow others footsteps
Let yourself fly free
You are independent after all!
Happy Independence Day
Others might have forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Flies very high,
Happy Independence Day
A Group Of People
From My Ummah
Will Continue To Fight
In Defense Of Truth
Remain Triumphant Until
The Day Of Judgment.
Success lies not in the result but in the efforts.
Being the best is NOT at all important,
Doing the best is all the matters.
ENJOY LOVELY RAINY DAY
A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.
Each drop of a Tear is Costly
than anything in World..
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
Few Relations in Earth Never Die.
Want to know What it is?
(F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die
DOCTOR: How is your husband's lumbago? WIFE: Not too good. I rubbed his back with whisky like you told me to and he broke his neck trying to lick it off!