q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
→ In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY
God Bless You And Keep You Safe
Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow Be Among
The Best You’ve Ever Spend.
Meri Mohabbat pe AITBAR to KIYA hota
ae JAAN kisi AUR ke HONE se pehle
MERA intezar to kiya hota
Zara si baat der tak rulati rahi
Khushi me bhi aankhe aansu bahati rahi,
koi kho ke mil gaya to koi mil ke kho gaya
Zindagi humko bas aise hi aazmati rahi.
Success does not depend on making Important deciosions Quick,
But it Depends on ur Quick Action on important deciosion.
"Be the Best"
"Do Ur Best"
It's not Hard to Sacrifice Something 4 some1..
But it's Hard to Find that Some1..
Who Deserves ur Sacrifice...!
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts And fulfill your every desire.Merry Christmas
Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
Exams wil get postponed!”
Q Kvi Na i Wo Mere Sath ChaL K
Hmesa Gayi Wo Muje Nazar Andaaz Kar K
Maut Pr Agar Meri Wo Aaye To Keh Dena,
Abhi To Soya H Tuje Yad Kr K.
Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
The love i have got from my mother
The love that i got from my father
Is the love that can never be forgotten
And thats why they are my valentine
Uss ko Chaha toa iqrar karna na aya.
Kat gaye umer pyar karna na aya.
Manga uss ne kuch to mangi judai.
Aur ek hum thy k hume inkar karna na aya ..
Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always
I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!
Friendship is a silent gift of nature.
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..
Shakespeare said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.