whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.
Please come and sit besides
I want to say some thing
i want to say that
i love you
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
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aaila ! Tum bhi
Koi dard hi na ho mujhe aisa bana do,
mujhe Aap apne hi jaisa bana do,
maayoos hota hoon jab woh todte hai dil,
1 patthar ka dil mere bhi seene me laga do.
Aakhir Todna Pada Dil Hame Rukh Unse Modna Pada Hame Itni Mohabbat ki Unse kya Bataye Yaaro Unki kHuSHi K Liye Unhe Hi Chhod Na Pada Hume...........
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other
A 100% successful... if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successfull
February is the month of:
Kisses and Surprises;
Proposals and Dates;
Chocolates and Flowers;
And Hugs and Love;
May you have a life full of love in the Valentine month!
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
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¤ HAPPY .¤
‘¤ BIRTHDAY ¤’
Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!
Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
Who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?
like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.
Ankhon Main Raha Dil Mian Utar kar Nahi Dekha Kasti Ke Musafir Ne Dekha Mujhe Pathar Kehta Hai Mera Chahene Wala Are Main Mom Hu Usne Mujhe Chu Kar NAhi DEkha