What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
Once Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked ALLAH
O ALLAH what you do when you’re happy?
ALLAH said: When I’m happy, I make it rain
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked again when you are much more happier then?
ALLAH said: I send guests
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) then asked what you do when you’re happy the most?
ALLAH replied: I create daughters!
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.
Hi to Sweet Person
who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,
Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,
Have a Sweet DAY,
Have a Sweet MORNING!!!
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
7 liter blood
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
Don’t walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...