Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now its time to fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak ans mouth can”t speak so hope this night shall
be nice and sweet. Good Night.

Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,
aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna

One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!!

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Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....

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cOCK SUCKER !!

Main Mar Jaun To Mujhe Jala Dena,
Usse Pahle Mera Dil Ko Nikal Lena,
Mujhe Parwah Nahi Is Dil Ki Jal Jane Ki,
Mujhe Parwah Hai Is Dil Mein Rahne Wali Ki.!

A dozen roses: Rs 600
A box of chocolates: Rs 850
A Valentine's day card: Rs 150
Movie tickets: Rs 300
Lunch in a restaurant: Rs 2,500
Still having Rs 5,400 because you're single: Priceless
Happy Valentine's day!..

Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya!

When my arms can't reach pple close2 my heart I always hug dem wit my prayers,may Allah grant u wat ur heart desires&keep u happy always. Bundles of PRAYERS 4u.

Old friends are gold!
New friends are diamonds!
If you get diamonds,
don’t forget gold.
Because only gold can hold a diamond.

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

I wonder if you know,
How special you are,
I wonder if you know,
How precious you are,
I wonder if you know,
How lucky i am,
To have you in my life,
I love you so much.

Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Hadse banke log yahaan mila karte H
Zakhm dene ke hi saaman diya karte H
Roz gir jaati hai deewar tere wadon ki
Roz hi hum maut ke saaye mein jiya karte H.

There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

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All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.

A woman went to the doctor.DOCTOR: You've got Tuberculosis. The shocked woman said: I don't believe you! I want a second opinion.
DOCTOR: O.K., You're ugly as well!

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