On this chill chill night,
in your dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
G-o to bed O-ff the lights O-ut of tensions
D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries
G-et up early H-ave a nice day T-hank God always
Those who by form did see me and those who followed me by voice. Wrong the efforts they engaged in, those people will not see me
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
PaLko Se Aankhon Ki Hifazat Hoti Hai,
DiL To Dhadkan Ki Amanat Hoti Hai,
Ye SmS Ka Rishta Bhi Bada Ajib Hai,
Karo To TakLif Or Na Karo To Shikayat Hoti Hai.
A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
Success lies not in the result but in the efforts.
Being the best is NOT at all important,
Doing the best is all the matters.
ENJOY LOVELY RAINY DAY
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
This is a smart test, try 2 solve it
Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply
"If there\'s something that you\'re dreaming Of then may it all come true, Because you deserve it all...
kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv.
A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of.
A dream is just a dream till it comes true.
Luv was just a word till I heard it from u..
Agar Aap Sey K0i Bachi Set Nhe H0 Rhe
T0 Aapki Shakal Achi Nhe H0gi P
Beta Iss Men Mein Kya Kar Sakti Hun
Zubaida Aapa Ke Bebasi.
Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend
FALL IN LOVE
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
"Har ghari Intzar me Guzri,
har bahaar unki yaad me guzri,
Mein Ek Aisa Phul Hu Jise Rakh K Wo Bhul Gaye,
Tamam Umr hamari
Aankhe Ashk Nahi Samandar Hai Tumhari
Jinki Lahro Mein Hai Aahat Hmari
Ek Boond Bhi Na Girne Denge Zameen Pe
Yeh Ankhe Nahi Pyaas Hai Hmari
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth areclean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
A man arrived at the psychiatrist's consulting room in a very distressed state. He explained: I keep getting these awful nightmares. Every night it's the same. I find muself in a large room with dozens of gorgeous girls. PSYCHIATRIST: What's so awful about that? PATIENT; In the dream, I'm a girl too!