If there was a day for everything you have given to me as a mother, it would be Mother's Day every day.

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.By sending this message not to offend you,but with a heart of caring.One last thing your gorgeous,and i think i can love you.Please respond, and have a wonderful day.

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Sensible lineS
Frm my Heart:
"I Have Learned 2Care for people 2 much,
Not bcoZ they should care 4 Me.
But bcoZ I Know the pain oF being iGNORED.

Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!

God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, He lovingly touched it & it turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 you. Happy Friendship Day !

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Is A Person
Who Can Do For
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Do For $100″
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my heart,,
if u don't believe in my words,,
so try to pull my heart,,
u will c ur name on every wall of my heart.

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

1)so dis explains ur car!
2)but still work,right?
3)r u cold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!

Humare dilki gehrai ko koi samjh paya hi nai,
Kitne tanha hain hum koi jaan paya hi nahi,
Kisi ko humari kami mehsoos ho,
Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nai…

Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka mazaa maloom H
Dard-e-dil ki inteha maloom H
Zindagi bahar muskurane ki dua naa dena
Mujhe pal bahar muskurane ki sazaa maloom H

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Mit gaye hain sab zakham,
Bas nishaan baaki reh gaya,
Saza puri ho gayi,
Karna gunaah baaki reh gaya

If I had one wish
I would give you a long and tender kiss
and if I had two wishes
then I would choose to do it over again.

The sweet smell of flowers
The array of colors
Diwali is here
Firecrackers are heard
Candles are lit
Children play
Presents are given
We pray to the gods
Diwali is here.

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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