MERI Barbadi Pr Tu Koi Malal Na Karna
BhuL Jana Mera Khyal Na Karna Hum Teri Khusi K Liye
Kafan ODH Lenge Par Tu Meri Lash Se Koi Sawal Na KaRNA
Some things are just better the way they are like you!
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
What is a friend? He looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That’s what a friend is. Happy Friendship Day !
We should take the pledge that
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism,
We will protect our country with all we have
Happy Independence Day!!
Wishing you happiness as big as Ganeshhi’s appetite
life is long as his trunk
trouble as small as his mouse
and moments as sweet as his laddus
Sending you warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi
Husband to wife on Valentine's day, "I could go to the end of the world for you".
Wife: Thanks! But promise to stay there for the rest of your life! Happy Valentine's day!
Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.
Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too..
Kalam se dil ki awaaz likhta hu,
Gum aur judai ke andaz-e-bayan likhta hu,
Rukte nahin aankhon se aansu,
Jab bhi uski yaad me alfaz likta hu........
PATIENT: Everytime I get into the bed, I think there is someone under it. You've got to help me. PSYCHIATRIST: Come to me thrice a week for two years & I'll cure your fears.I'll charge you only $100 a visit. PATIENT: I'll think over it. Six months later doc met the patient. PSYCHIATRIST: Why you never came to see me? PATIENT: For $100 a visit? A carpenter cured me for $10.PSYCHIATRIST: Is that so? How? PATIENT: He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
→ In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY
I smile at whom I LIKE;
I cry 4 whom i CARE;
I share with whom I LOVE;
i laugh with whom i ENJOY;
i send sms only 2 those
whom i never want 2 lose
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.
Once a while good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are... With this message, consider yourself reminded !!
A doctor was surprised one day by a note left on his desk by the receptionist. It read: Mrs Ramin phoned to say she would be unable to keep her appointment as she was unwell. She will make a new appointment as soon she is better!
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!