Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let”s do it.

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I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

Who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?
Mom/dad ?
-No
Husband/Wife ?
-No
Friends ?
-No

GOD never takes a day off
to love, care ,guide & protect us
in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always

Teacher: What happen on 1869?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.
Now tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)

They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"

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Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

it hearts when heart breaks
it breaks whn luv leavez
ur life just freezez
it gives invisible brusises
ur feelings get shaterred

Inkar ki c lazzat iqraar me kahan hy ?
bharta hy shoq GHALIB unki nhi nhi se

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

I feel so complete when I'm in da rain
I feel no sorrow I feel no pain
I may give me a cold but I don�t care
There�s a calming sensation from grass to air
da feeling of love I don�t have, I will gain
Because my heart falls open as I stand in da rain.

At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,
2.3 Millions are falling in Love,
4.1 Million are eating
&
only one cute person in the whole world
is reading my SMS
Good Night!!!

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

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