After his annual examination, patient asked his doctor: Well, doc, how do I stand? DOCTOR: That's what puzzles me!
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
Have A nice Din
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*~” Missing you “~*
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful
moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom
You Mean A lot to me…. and so does your Health and
Happiness….. So Here”s a wish to say….
& Take good care of Yourself !
Success is like your own shadow,
If you try to catch then you will never succeed.
Ignore it and walk in your own way.
It will follow you.
May the Joys of Today Be Like Beautiful Flowers Filling with Pleasure the Minutes and Hours And Leaving a Fragrance that still Lingers on in Memory, Long after Your Birthday has Gone. HAPPY BIRTHDAY With love.
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ?
Thanks for being there through the tears,
laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father’s Day!
This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Man goes to chemist: I want to buy poison. CHEMIST: I can´t sell you that. Man shows wife ´s photo. CHEMIST: Oh, sorry. I didn´t know you had a prescription!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
May this Diwali Light up new dreams,
fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues,
everything bright & beautifulfil and fill your days
with pleasant surprises and moments.
Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!