If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just
woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much.
After breaking up , it is inadvisable to get back with your ex in a hurry. after all, there must have been a reason for your to have broken up in the first place.
A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!
Age is all but a number.
Age does not matter,
you can party as much as you want.
You’re aged to perfection.
Wishing you a happy and prosperous birthday
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If you have a smile & you don’t use it.
It means you have an account
of million dollars in bank
You have no check book.
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
DOCTOR: Did you know that there are 1,000 bones in your body? PATIENT: Shhh,doctor! There three dogs outside in the waiting room!
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
Maa: Begairat kahan thi sari raat
Veena: Ashmit k sath
Maa: kar ai naa mun kala?
Veena: Phir kya hua maa, Fair n Lovely hy naa.
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
1 missing in above
why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
Let A Smile
End Up With
A Face Full Of Rain
How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?
“POL_TE” without “I”?
How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?
How can you “W_SH” without “I”?
see, “I”m very Important for you.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Great people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people.
And legends never talk they send sms