Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

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All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.

I wish your birthdays happened more

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

The beautiful dreams has come true.
The little cute birds are singing for you.
The rays of sun are touching your beautiful eyes
and
disturbing you for wishing good morning.

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

There is only one difference
between Dream and Aim.
Dream requires effortless sleep.
Whereas,
Aim Requires sleepless efforts

We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost
every dream of mankind

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Rehna to chahte the sath unke,
Par is zamane ne rehne na diya,
Kabhi waqt ki khamoshi me khamosh rahe,
To kabhi unki khamoshi ne kuch kehne na diya.

Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Large crowe was surrounding a car accident. On hearing about this, a doc arrived and tried to reach the spot but was each time he was pushed back. Finally he shouted: Let me go, the victim is my father. The crowd paved the way for him and then he saw a dead donkey lying in front of the car!

I got close to you for friendship but you took my heart my away. Happy Valentine's Day!

I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

What’s love?
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
And
for me it’s U.

A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
and
they are the complaints of my customers.

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