If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.
Happy father’s day.
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
In each single day, we smile & laugh so many times!
We never thank god after every smile!
But we do blame him for every tear we cry!!
How strange but true!!
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!
I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me
out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!
We should take the pledge that
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism,
We will protect our country with all we have
Happy Independence Day!!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light,
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the dream world.
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
The surgeon told his patient who woke up after being operated: I´m afraid we´re going to have to operate on you again because you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you. PATIENT: Well, if its just because of them, I´d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone!
Happy Engagement and May your engagement be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
Thanks for being there through the tears,
laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father’s Day!
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I”ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
Girls look beautiful because
boys have good IMAGINATION