Dar tha tumhe kho denga isi liya tumhe pa na saka,
yaado ko tere magar dil se bula na saka,shikwa aaj bhee hai tere door jana ka,naam toh hoto pe thaa magar kabhi bula na saka...
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS
SirF Din Nai Ab RAT Se DaR Lagta He
Ghar H Kacha BARSAT Se Dar Lagta He
kisiNe TohFe Me KHUN k Ansu Diye
Ab Muje TohFo ki sougatSe Dar Lagta He
Lovely days in my life :
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
I wish this Ramadan, you are gifted
with blessings of Allah and
many treasured moments of joy!
It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night
I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
And l say REMEMBER me lot.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
Please accept my heartfelt felicitation
on the auspicious occasion of Eid,
wishing you every success,
God Bless you and your family.
The most critical moment in life.
When someone very special hurts you so deeply,
causes tears in your eyes.
and ask, “What happen”?
but you just reply, “NOTHING”