TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital has saved another from suicide attempt ay pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer´s file and called him into his office. Doc: Mr James, your records and heroic behaviour indicate that you are ready to go home. Though I am sorry the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.
James replied: Oh, he didn´t kill himself. I hung him up to dry!
"Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect..
It just means
we have decided to see everything beyond the imperfections".
.. Good evening...:-
When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..
Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,
Happy Birthday to u!
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti
Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
beat it to pulp;
all that you’ll get is only
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
First da engagement ring,
thn tha wedding ring,
thn the suffering
Always ask Allah for help because He is:
our Savior in times of grief
Responder to every pray
Consoler in times of anxiety&
Refuge wen all support is exhausted.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Always have a unique character like SALT!
Its presence is not felt but absence makes all things tasteless!!
Gud day! :-)
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..
Happy Fathers Day
Happy Fathers day means more
than have a happy day
It means i love you first of all
Then thanks for all you do
It means you mean a lot to me
and that I honor you