Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing?
And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly…
Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever

On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
“If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship”
Later,She sms hr husbnd
“U mst b proud of me,
I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!

Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet

Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions.. it just need two wonderful people. One cool like me.. one sweet like u.

A sad love story:
2 lovers who decided 2 end their relationship.
After many years wen d boy got married,
His ex girl friend approached him n said:
"How dare u use my favorite color as d theme of ur wedding ..!
How dare u use my favorite flowers as ur decoration!
How dare u set d date i proposed u as ur wedding day
How dare u use our song for the ceremony ??
The boy cried
'N said
"because this is d only way
I could pretend to my heart that i'm getting married to u.

Love is in the air! Are you looking for the special sms to express your feelings to the person of your dreams? Celebrate the day of love and togetherness with beautiful msgs.

Love is friendship set on fire.

True care will never go unrecognized,
though one often makes mistakes in valuing it,
But one will definitly understand once when they start missing it.

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still brain found.

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

A mother's work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you "Happy Mothers Day"

last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??

Payar ka tofa diya tha jise wo hi dil ko jala gye.
Ankho me thi aanso kambakhat use v paani kah gye.
Na jaane kon si ghadhi me hui thi usse mulakat..
Bewajah khud to pareshan hue hi hame v pareshan kar gye..

Hats off to u!
You were simply superb!


I always wished for a SPEACIAL FRIEND who'd be close to my heart.. It came true when i met YOU on ur speacial day I wish for you... May all urs dreams&wishes come true. Have a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry