A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...
and MULTIPLY!

Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,
maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..

When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

Little advice to guys :"Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents
are paying the phone bills!"

The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.

Far away but always near,
I hold your relationship very clear.
Ever together but never apart,
You will always be in my heart.

Friendship is
the union of spirits,
a marriage of hearts,
and the bond thereof virtue.

Happy Eid Mubarak
I know its too early.
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!

Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day

Seconds for Introduction,
Minutes for discussion,
Hours for attraction,
Days for construction &
years for relation of Friendship

Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
Happy Easter

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,



Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,



Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones

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