Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
Us k Pyar me gahri chot khai hai,
Milne se pahle hi judai payi hai,
Dua mangte hai Log is haal me Mar jaane ki,
Lekin humne Un ki yaad me
Jeene ki KASAM Khai hai....!!!
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Always ask Allah for help because He is:
our Savior in times of grief
Responder to every pray
Consoler in times of anxiety&
Refuge wen all support is exhausted.
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
Understand how Beautifully God Has added one More day in your Life.....
Not because You need it...
But because Someone else needs you..,
A beautiful thought!!
The person who can explain the meaning
of color to a blind can explain
anything & everything in life!
Please break up with me on a rainy day,
and meet me under a tree.
So when it hurts and I can not breath,
you’ll hear the rain not me.
Bujh gaye bhi to kya apne dil ke diya,
Abh na roenge hum roshni ke liye,
Dil ka shisha jo tuta to gam kyu kare,
Dard kai hai bus zindagi ke liye...
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
Life without love is like a fruitless tree,
Life without friends is like rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit but not without root!
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
darkness is every ware.
the birds r back there home.
road are quite
every body is sleeping.but i m not
u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
Wot's the best thing about babies ?
MAKING THEM !