Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts And fulfill your every desire.Merry Christmas
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn,glory of spring,
May beauty of every season,
give your heart a beautiful reason to smile.
May God succeed you in every exams of your life.
Good luck & God bless you.
I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, make you mad but put all that aside. You'll never find someone who cares and loves you more than me.
Please be my Valentine!
Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!
DOCTOR to patient: In your case, treatment is not expensive; but for the diagnosis, you might have to seek a bank loan!
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
World ’s shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
U r so beautiful
Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
As you drench urself in the colors of love;may ths Holi replete ur days ahead!
Expression of the face
could be seen by everyone.
But the depression of heart
could be understood only by the best one.
Don’t lose them in Life.
Leadership is not about the size of your office
title on your business card.
Its about the depth of your commitment
your passion to get things done.
You are strong as Rum,
Fine as wine,
Cool as Beer,
Sophisticated as Vodaka,
Classic as whisky,
in short I am totally tun in your friendship.
TYPE OF EGGS
There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.
If friendship is your weakest point, Then You are the strongest person in the world. Happy Friendship Day !
Get Up From your Softy Softy Bed…
Teeny Weeny Eyes…
Pinky Shinky Face…
Some One Wants to WISH You…
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Do not be quick with
your mouth, do not
be hasty in your heart
to utter anything
God is in heaven
and you are on earth,
so let your words be few.
As a dream comes
when there are
so the speech of
a fool when there are
many words.- Ecc. 5:2,3.
Fate brought the both of us together.
So naturally when you look at us,
you will think we match each other.
Coz we are make to be for each other.