Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!
TEACHER – Your
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
PAPPU – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!
The happiest of people don’t necessarily
have the best of everything.
They just make the most of everything,
that comes along their way.
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.
Have sweet Dreams.
SUKUN APNE DIL Ka Maine Kho Diya,
Khud Ko TANHAI Ke SAMUNDAR Me DUBO Diya.
Jo Tha Mere Kabhi MUSKURANE Ki WAJAH,
Aaj Uski KAMI Ne Meri PALKO Ko BHIGO Diya...
oh yar leave it.
i just want to say.
I am sure you are not going to
tie Rakhi for me this year and forever.
But let me tell you this.
You are my sweetest little sis
though we are not blood related.
You really have no idea how hard it is to force myself to stop thinking about you.
Please reduce my agony by being my Valentine!
Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? ;-)
Some people die. Others become a teacher...
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
Hum gilla nahin karte….
jo na ho kismat mein vo mila nahin karte
zakhm kuch iss tarah khaaye hai dil pe humne
yeh itne gehre hai ke kabhi silla nahin karte
Palko ko jo hmne bhigoye nhi. Vo sochte k hm kabhi roye nhi. Puchte hai k kise dekhte ho khwabo me. Unhe kya pata k hum sadiyo se soye nhi
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
Do not limit your challenges; challenge your limits”.
Born with personality is an accident,but living as a personality is an achievement…
The hardest part of missing friends is not their absence, it’s when you think of all those good times and ask yourself, ‘will those moments ever happen again? Happy Friendship Day !
When nights are long and friends are few.
I sit by my window and think of you.
A silent whisper and a silent tear.
With all my heart I wish you were here.