Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. Take care.
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1
I remember him not as the one who broke my heart..
But I remember him
as the one who teach me how to live with a broken heart
farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag
Cock Sucker Detecotor This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
Only luv never anger
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants
I love u wen u r sad.
I love u wen u r happy.
I love u wen u r teasing.
I love u wen u r laughing.
I love u wen u r angry.
I love u wen u love love me.
Always welcome a new day
with a”smile”on your
“love”in your “heart”
“good thoughts”in your “mind”
& you’ll have a wonderful day
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Dad you are never wrong
The only time you are wrong
is when you think,
I forgot about you.
Love you Dad!
Have a grand Father’s Day!
I would cross a thousand oceans
just to hold you tight.
I would climb a thousand mountains
just to be with you every single night.
Darling I miss you so much.
They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
To Friends & Family Members,
Even though I am far away from you, out of India, I can feel the colours of Holi
celebrations. I wish you all a colourful Holi. I wish Holi Festival paint your life
with colours of happiness.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.
God Bless You And Keep You Safe
Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow Be Among
The Best You’ve Ever Spend.