Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Value of relation is not,
That how much one feels
happy with someone.
But it is the lonliness,
That one feels without someone.
In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile
Birds sings to make me smile
But my dear,
They dont know that
My smile is incomplete until I remember your face
Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
I know just the person who needs “101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don”t worry it isn”t you! Happy Fathers”Day!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
May d colorful festivities commencing vd Dhanteras, ringing Deepawali the festival of lights illuminate ur life & bring d shower of glory prosperity health & peace!
Happy Dhanteras & Diwali! :-)
oh yar leave it.
i just want to say.
When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you
Expression of the face
could be seen by everyone.
But the depression of heart
could be understood only by the best one.
Don’t lose them in Life.
Once Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked ALLAH
O ALLAH what you do when you’re happy?
ALLAH said: When I’m happy, I make it rain
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked again when you are much more happier then?
ALLAH said: I send guests
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) then asked what you do when you’re happy the most?
ALLAH replied: I create daughters!
Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.
If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
“Inside Life ENDs!”
If it Breaks from inside! “Life Begins!”
“GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!
You’ve caught my attention,
stolen my affection
attracted my emotion,
so anything I do for you,
but always met me at the junction,
so, our feelings can function.
the loveliest day comes when
you wake up and find that
love still colors your world
thru people who truly care
and never fail to remember you.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?