Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Dear Customer,
Your remaining
Sleeping time
Has expired.
SO
Please
Leave your bed
And get up.
And
say t0 all
G00D M0RNING HAVE A NICE DAY !!!

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

We Often Fail to Understand
the one Who Is Very Close to us,
Coz the Book When Held
Very Close to Our Eyes
Is Very Difficult to Read!

Perfect Definition of Love
To give someone the complete
authority to destroy you
But
At the same time being confident
that he Or she will never do it!

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
→ If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminther that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

Sis, thinking of you
with love on your birthday
and wishing you
everything that brings
you happiness
today and always!

Happy Birthday Sister
I hope your day is special
just like you!

When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what

:’”v”‘:
‘-.-’ :’”v”‘:
:’”v”‘: ‘-.-’
‘-.-’
3 Little Hearts
just 4 U
to remind U of
3 things:
“YOU”
“ME”
& Our FriendshiP+.

So sweet is ur SMILE…..
So sweet is ur STYLE…..
So sweet is ur VOICE…..
So sweet is ur EYE…….
See how sweetly I LIE!!

Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya

Don’t be disappointed
if the world refuses to help you.
Remember de words of Einstein:
“I m thankful to all those
who said NO to me.
Its bcoz of thm, I did it myself.”

“Ideas that can change India”
Go vote! Stop paying bribes, kill educational reservation, say no to hereditary politics.

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