God made a father who is,
as sweet as a nectar,
as brave as a lion,
as cheerful as a bear,
and he gave such dear father to me.

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

I reeally luv YU ... Buh YU luv sum 1 else
Wen I Cee U
I cant cloze my eyes
I jus want YU 2 sey how much I care abt YU
Mey I cud sey YU at sum Timee .....
I Luv YU Mor Than My self

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

Question: What is an out-patient? Answer: A patient who has already passed out!

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

When we pray, Allah hears more than we say,
HE answers more than we ask,
HE gives more than we imagine but,
In HIS own time, In HIS own way!
S0 wish you best of luck may ALLAH bless you always!.

Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."

Submit yourselves for
the LORD’s sake to
every authority instituted
among men: whether
to the king, as the
supreme authority, or
to governers, who are
ent by him to punish
those who do wrong
and to commend those
who do right.
For it is God’s will that
by doing good you
should silence the
ignorant talk of foolish men.
1 Peter 2″13,15

Ups & Downs,
unexpected results
& problems are part of life.
Never lose hope in any condition
becoz the darkness of night
always finishes with light of day.
A man can live about 40 days without food
About 3 days without water
About 8 minutes without air
But not for 1 second without hope!

Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
Ek pal ki judayi sadiyoun si lagti hai
Pehle nahin socha tha ab sochne laga hoon
Zindagi ke har lamhe mein teri zaroorat si lagti hai

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!....

Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!

We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

PakIxtani To American: Tm Choron Kay Sath Kya Salook Kartay Hou?
American: Hm Unke Sath Bohat Acha Salook Karte Hain
Un K Khany Peeney Ki Har Cheez Kah Khayal Rakhtay Hein
PakIztani: Bas! Ye To Kuxh Bhi Nahe
Tm Abhi Hm Say Bohat Peechay Hou
Hm Toh Choron Ko Prexident Banaa Detay Hain.

LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

Tumse Door Jane Ka Hamara Irada Na Tha,
Tum Yaad Na Karoge Jante The Hum,
Par Itni Jaldi Bhool Jaoge Haume,
Yeh Andaza Na Tha!!!

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth are clean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u feel?
He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me
Moral: Take everything positively