Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.

Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck

NURSE: Who is your family doctor? PATIENT: Hard to say. NURSE: Surely you must know his name. PATIENT: It's not as easy as that. Mom goes to an eye doc, dad to a stomach doc, my brother is being treated by a psychiatrist and I'm under an orthopaedician!

Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

baal faila kar jab koi
mehbooba kabar par roti hai
tab mehsoos hota hai ke
mout kitni haseen hoti hai

your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Sun likes the Sunday

Moon likes the Monday

But I like one day

That’s your birthday

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

Auspicious red,
Sun kissed gold,
Soothing silver,
Pretty purple,
Blissful blue,
Forever green,
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?

A: An f****ing know it all.

Man1: my wife is obsess w/ cars. While asleep, she holds my bird & say 'Ferari,Porsche...' Man2: mine is worst, she puts my bird inside her & say 'Full Tank pls.'

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER

Whenever you Miss someone..
Look at The Sky..
Although you might not See the Person There..
But Feel Happy that you Two Are Under the Same Sky.

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
They Twist,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…

The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!

What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler

Wo bhul gaye ke unhe hasaya kisne tha,
jab wo ruthe the to manaya kisne tha,
wo-kehte hai wo bahut ache hai shayad
wo bhul gaye ke unhe ye btaya kisne tha.

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