I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile
Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
Kisi k pyar me gehri chot khai hai, wafa se pehle hi bewafai pai hai, log to dua mangte hain is haal me marne ki, par humne uski yadon me jine ki kasam khai hai
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap, no rose as lovely as her smile, no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps. (Archibald Thompson)
On your graduation!
Wishing you luck & success…
In all that you do!
Friendship is a sheltering tree.
Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
N enters into
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
Love for me is you...
With every heartbeat I feel you more..
With every single breath I call out your name..
With every new day I grow old...
But love for you grows day by day..
you are in my thoughts all the time...
Would you be My Valentine!......heart touching valentine's day sms/messages for someone special.
"Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect..
It just means
we have decided to see everything beyond the imperfections".
.. Good evening...:-
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.
7 liter blood
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very