NOT TO FADE

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'

aye janejaan mujhe yeh to bata
mujhe bhula kr tujhe kya mila...
meri hasraton ka hisaab de
mera dil tor kar tujhe kya mila...
tere kuch din ke pyar se
mujhe zindagi bhar ka gum kyu mila...
main toot kar bikhar gaya
aur tujhe mujhko tor kar kya mila...

Delightful laddos
Incandecent diyas
Whole lot of fun
A big stock of masti
Lots of mithai
Innemurable fireworks
Wishing you the best bargain
on fun n lots of sale-e-bration
have an enjoyable diwali mela

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?

Miracles do occur, but one has to work hard for them to happen.

Santa: Oye! What are you?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: When he grows up.



I shall ask him what he meant by this.

Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.

Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

Never get too attachd 2 any1 unles dey also feel d same 2wards u, bcoz
One sided expectations kill u frm inside... n leads 2 nothing but a broken heart...

Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Night doesn’t become beautiful
with star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when you go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire your innocence.
Good Night

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U'n ME forever..
and of ever and more ever!

Do something that makes a difference - because, by God, there's a lot to make you angry.

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