GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
Kabhi Dil Ko Kabhi Shama Ko Jala K Roye..
Teri Yaad Ko Dil Se Laga K Roye
Raat Ki God Me Jab So Gyi Duniya Sari
Chand Ko Teri Tasveer Bana k Roye
The Date Sheet is out. Please start the preparation in right time dear friends.
7th: Rose Day
8th: Propose Day
9th: Chocolate Day
10th: Teddy Day
11th: Promise Day
12th: Hug Day
13th: Kiss Day
14th Valentines' Day
Sacrifice is greater than Love.
Character is greater than Beauty.
Humanity is greater than Wealth.
But Nothing is greater than Good Relations.
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar
The Biggest mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formula Made but still…….. ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
A sleeping LION is stronger than a barking DOG.
So a sleeping student is better than A barking position holder
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Love is the feeling that joins two hearts together. Express this wonderful feeling of love to your specialone on Valentine's Day. Steal your girlfriend's heart with cute valentine's day msgs
Dekhte hai aaj gum us raah ki viraniya,
yaro k sang kati jaha kitni tanhaiya,
guzra wo dour, bi6ad gaye sab dost,
sath reh gayi to bas unlamho ki . . ."KAHANIYA". .
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God's Blessings.
If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
What would the
“The Mummy Returns”