I take this opportunity
to thank you for
your immeasurable
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother's Day!

Night doesn’t become beautiful
with star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when you go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire your innocence.
Good Night

MATCHES

MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

Altough I’m Not A Millionaire
I’ve Got An Awful Lot . . .
Because I’ve Got The One I Love
And Love The One I’ve Got. . .

Tiredness draws across the mind making the body fade
flexibility and soon windows of soul begin to close and
enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

I never believed in destiny until I met you ! Sweetheart we are meant to be together

Nothing assures the payment of an old dental bill like a new toothache!

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

If someone asks me
what is meant by life.?
I would sit next to my friends
Pull them close together
Put my arms around them
and say proudly
These IDIOTS are my Life”

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a Tree.
If you fall on the ground, fall as a Seed that grows back to fight again.

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said "I do."
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.

May this auspicious occasion
bring you all the prosperity
and good luck in your way of life .
Happy Rakshabandhan to you…

The Biggest mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formula Made but still…….. ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!

Last nights I saw a lots of bright star
and I choose you from
the group of star
Bcoz you are so sweet.

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.

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