If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.
What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG!
I FELL FOR YOU
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
Beautiful and wönderful Valentine's Day sms/msgs/messages för yöur löved öne to express yöu are every thing för me.. Lovely, heartfelt and sincere wishes. Romantic Valentine's Day greeting tö say I will love yöu forever and ever.
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
Koi Wada Na karo Koi Iraada Na karo
Khwahiso Me khud Ko Aadha na karo
Ye degi Utha Jitna Likh diya Khuda ne
Is Taqdeer Se Umeed zyda na karo
When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"
Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck
Zubeda Aapa Arz karti hyn,
Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka
Choolha jalta hy,
Wah wa wa..
Agay tou Sunyn janab,
Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka Choolha jalta hy,
Tery Ishq k Pakory hum Talty hyn Jismy SHAN Masala Dalta hy,
Kia bat hy…
loot lia yaar
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
(*) Happy Mother’s Day (*)
Sirf pitch per khare hone se kam nhi banta hilna julna b parta hai? Veena malik ki misbah per saht tanqeed.
PATIENT: Every morning when I get up and look up in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? DOCTOR: I don't know, but
your eyesight is perfect!
Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said "I do."
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!
In the flower my rose is you.
In the jewel my diamond is you.
In the sky my moon is you.
I am body my heart is you.
That’s why I always miss you.
Nigahon Pe Nigahon Ke Pehre Hote Hain;
Nigahon Ke Ghav Bhi Gehre Hote Hain;
Na Jaane Kyun Koste Hain Log Badsurton Ko;
Barbaad Karne Wale To Khoobsurat Chehre Hi Hote Hain!....
What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Nuur..!!