Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without-
When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur
eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...love u mom
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.
Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.
Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.
Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
S-Sets You Free
M-Makes You Special
I-Increases Your Face Value
L-Lifts Up You Spirits
E-Erases All Your Tensions
So Please Keep Smile.
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch I long 4 so mch, Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby I LOVE U
Please be my:
A: Asset for
L: Life and let's start an
N: New life that's
T: Terrific and
I: Incredible. Let's have a
N: Nice journey till
Happy Valentine's day!
PATIENT: Whenever I drink coffee, I get this sharp and excruciating pain. DOCTOR: Try to remember to remove the spoon before drinking!
Shekayat na karta jamane se koi,
agar man jata manane se koi.
Phir kisi ko yaad karta na koi,
agar bhool jata bhulane se koi.
Please pray for me,
my condition is very serious.
I am getting day by day
M0re good l0oking
L0vely and smart
and there is no cure of it
The Biggest mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formula Made but still…….. ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga