Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
Bdi hseen thi zindgi jab na kisi se muhabbt na kisi se nafrat thi
zindgi me ek mod aisa aaya muhabbat ek se hui or nafrat sari dunia se ho gai.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
Every moment of yr life is a pic which u had never seen b4 &
which u will nvr see again so enjoy and live life & make every moment beautiful.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
Owner of my
heArt & my
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
Thank you for waking me up.
A warm good morning, after
sweet dreams of last night.
wish you a good day with good morning:)
Woh humein bhulane ki baat karte hain....
Zara pucho humein kitna Yaad karte hain........latest sad love sms
Chehre pe hasi ka dikhawa hai.....
Magar Tanhayi mein Aansuon se Fariyaad karte hain...... !
Love hurts when you breakup with someone.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most,
when the person you love
has no idea how you feel.
God's blessing may come as a surprise,
and how much you recieve, depends on how much,
your heart can believe.
may you be blessed beyond what you expect
Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah's
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion
May the angels protect you
May the sadness forget you
May happiness B around you
May God bless you forever
I get so emotional when your not around..
I think the emotion is called happiness
When emotions play their role heart cries,
when heart cries it doesn’t make any sound
and a person who listens to
the unmade sound is called ‘FRIEND’
Wo khafa hai humse to khafa hi rehne do,,,
Humko unka Gunahgaar hi rehne do...
Wo samjhte hain ke humne chhod diya unko,,,
Baat to jhoot hai magar sach hi rehne do...
Muddato mangi hai KHUDA se khushiyan unki,,,
Jo aata hai ilzam hum pe to ilzam hi rehne do...
Unki shart hai k main BEWAFA banu,,,
Agar khushi mile unko to mujhe BEWAFA hi rehne do...
Aayega waqt to dikhayenge unko apna ZAKHAM,,,
Abhi khamosh hain humko bas KHAMOSH HI RAHNE DO...
There is only one difference
between Dream and Aim.
Dream requires effortless sleep.
Aim Requires sleepless efforts