What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?
A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.
Man to God:
“Please Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life…”
God Smiled And Replied:
“I Have Given You
Life To Enjoy Everything…”
If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.
PATIENT: Please tell me, am I getting better? DOC: I think so. But to be sure, let me feel your wallet.
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
I could fill a 1000 pages
telling U how I feel,
and still U would not understand.. So
now I leave w/o a sound,
except my heart shattering
as it hits the ground.
I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add “Too” If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Darling Really I Miss U From The Core !
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
Bye is a little word that causes so much pain.
The person you hold now might never meet you again.
So never say “Bye”
always say “Meet you Again”
Or “see you soon”
Send it to those whom you never want to say ‘BYE’ in your life.
An occasion to cherish and be close to loved ones,
to be able to break free from our differences,
bring joy in other people’s life
is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid.
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
Fill these blanks with Yes or No…..
1._______________ I don’t have a brain.
2._______________ I don’t sense.
3. _______________ I am stupid.
4._______________ I am not a human.
Try to fill.
“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word….
but do u know what is LOVE?
So don’t LOVE..
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.
Wishing you not just a smile but laughter,
Not just happiness but joy,
Not just riches but wealth,
And most of all love and peace of mind.