A friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased
to believe in yourself.
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
We Often Fail to Understand
the one Who Is Very Close to us,
Coz the Book When Held
Very Close to Our Eyes
Is Very Difficult to Read!
Is Nature's Way
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Wife – As Cold As Ever’.”
“Yeah” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’”
In the flower my rose is you.
In the jewel my diamond is you.
In the sky my moon is you.
I am body my heart is you.
That’s why I always miss you.
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
No money,No fun.
His father replied:
So sad,Very bad
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!
U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.