Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest...
Mirela

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

You are strong as Rum,
Fine as wine,
Cool as Beer,
Sophisticated as Vodaka,
Classic as whisky,
in short I am totally tun in your friendship.

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

Birthday
a day
that day.
this day.
brilliant day.
shiny day.
cool day.
bloomy day.
rainy day.
oh yar leave it.
i just want to say.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

V smile at whom V Like, V cry for whom V care, V laugh with whom we enjoy, and V become angry with whom we feel is our own… That’s Friendship… That’s Love… Happy Friendship Day !

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

May tHe sUn sHiNe, aLL dAy lOnG
EvErYtHiNg gO rIgHt, & nOtHiNg WrOnG
May ThOsE U lOvE BrInG lOvE BaCk tO U
&
May aLL tHe wIsHes U wIsH CoMe TrUe

t Still Seems Like Magic
Every Time I Remember
How Love Softly Touched Our Hearts
Bringing In Together
I Love You Happy Valentine’s Day

Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest

You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!

God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon…..;->

Dil yeh nadaan na samjhe duniya ki rashmo ko,
Chali hai ishq ka izaar karne..
Lakh manaya padh phir bhi na mana kamwaqt ne
Zaher pi karr bhi rok na paya
Aankhon ki aasuyon ko.

Ye Kya Tm Sab Log Meri Mil Kaar Maar Rahey Ho?
Main Nay Kya Bigara Hai Tmhara?
Sudhar Jao Warna Ek Ek Koh Jalaa Kaar Raakh Kaar Donga.
Hawhawhahwhahahhah.

Good evening 2 u sms
Why does the SuN set and Rise every day?

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Think...

So tht i can wish Good MorninG
and
Good evening 2 u

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

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