Be more concerned with your character
than with your reputation.
Your character is what you really are
while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

Cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

If one day you feel like crying, call me.
I can’t promise to make you laugh,
But I’m willing to cry with you.

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

Morning is not only sunrise
but
A beautiful miracle of God
that defeats Darkness & spreads light. May you have a beautiful day always..!!
Good Morning

Don’t Think About
“What You Have Got……”
Think About
“How To Use It That You Have Got…..”

Don’t be scared by a person
Who practices a 100 kicks one time,
Fear a person
Who practices 1 kick a 100 times.

Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

Define, Biology and sociology?
.
.
.
If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology

No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
Just a CARING heart with lovely saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

A sleeping LION is stronger than a barking DOG.
So a sleeping student is better than A barking position holder

Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet

TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time.”

Zakhm Mera Hai Dard Mujko Hota Hai.........
Is Zamane Me Kaun Kiska Hota Hai.............
Unhe Nind Nahi Aati Jo PYAR Karta Hai........
Par jo DiL Ko Todta Hai Woh Chain Se Sota Hai

The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
Good Morning

Bikhra Wajoood , Tootay Khuwab , Sulagti Tanhaiyan....
KItnay Haseen Tohfay De Jatii HaI Ye Muhabbat.....!!!!!

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!

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