Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
jaane kya jamana humse chahta hai
har koi hume aazmana chahta hai
jane kya bat jhalkti ha humare chehre se
har koi hume hasa kar rulana chahta hai
Tajmahal Dard Ki Imarat H Jiske Neeche Dafan Kisi Ki Mohabbat H
Khuda Bando Per Karam Itna Karna
Kisi Ki Mohabbat Ko Patthar Me Dafan Na Karna...
Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
Reply is must.
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka mazaa maloom H
Dard-e-dil ki inteha maloom H
Zindagi bahar muskurane ki dua naa dena
Mujhe pal bahar muskurane ki sazaa maloom H
mere janaze ke peechhe saara zamana nikla,
par woh hi nahi nikla jiske liye mera janaza nikla,
woh ataa bhi to kaise mere janaze par,
kyun ki mere janaze ke peechhe uska janaza nikla.....
Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
admission free, special offer for you.
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.
na jaane kyun unke jhoote waadon par dil ko aitbaar ho gaya,
chale gaye wo is dil par gehre zakhm chhodkar phir bhi,
kambakht is dil ko unke in zakhmo se pyar ho gaya
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho....
The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds.
Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.
3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha
namak kam lga...
1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
Sb baithe rahe...
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each others minor failings.