Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Put your hand on my hand
hold my back with your other hand
touch your lip with my lips
taste how hot I am
do this everyday
don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
GOD always has 3 replies to our pray.
2. Yes but not now.
3. I have better plan for you.
There is never a “No”
Just have faith and always pray to GOD.
If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
O My Dear Valentine
Whatx Life ?
Life Is Luv
Whats Luv ?
Luv Iz Kissing
Whats Kissing ?
Cme Here Nd I Show U.
Ajib tarah se socha tha zindgi k liye..
jina marna tha sirf usi k liye.
wo mujhko tanha chhod gye to
yaqeen aaya ki koi bhi nhi marta kisi k liye.
Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de
Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.
May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
If Wishes Were Flowers
I”D Send You A Big Bunch To Say….
“Get Well Soon”
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love!
Becoz We Lack Certain Qualites.
After Achieving Those Qualities,
We Never Love Again!
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
Teri wafao mai sanam
Na watan ke rahe na saffer ke rahe
Bikhri lash ke itne tukde hue
Na kafan ke rahe na dafan ke rahe.