What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.

When I was born God said “Another devil ”
When you were born God said “Aila competition”
but who knew that 1 day these
2 devils would become friends

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Agar Aap Sey K0i Bachi Set Nhe H0 Rhe
T0 Aapki Shakal Achi Nhe H0gi P
Beta Iss Men Mein Kya Kar Sakti Hun
Zubaida Aapa Ke Bebasi.

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

I wonder if you know,
How special you are,
I wonder if you know,
How precious you are,
I wonder if you know,
How lucky i am,
To have you in my life,
I love you so much.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I don’t know exactly
what being mature is
.
.
.
but I think when you are finally able to joke
about things that once broke your heart!

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strength full hands,
focused mind and determined decision with God”s Love.
Always Makes you winner

Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i’m ur’s 4ever b mine my baby “I LOVE U”

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

I wish your birthdays happened more

Jindgi nahi rukti hei....kisi ka hone se ya na Hone se....Fir bhe Hum Jee nahi paate hei kisi Ek ke Bina.....

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,

So start ur day with a SMILE

Have a nice day!
Good Morning…!

Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much.

Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread the message of honesty and love through this world
on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on
this earth to kill evil.

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!

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