Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
Wife to Husband :
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”
Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.
How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
Rat gayi tare chale gaye
Gairo se kya gila
jab hamare chale gaye
Hum jeet sakte the har baazi
Bus kuch apno ko jitane ke liye
hum hare chale gaye
I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
DIL mjhe uss ghali me le jaa kar
or bhi khaak me mila laya...
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
My eyes have grown
dim with grief; my whole frame is but a shadow.
Upright men are appalled
at this; the innocent
are aroused against
righteous will hold to
and those with clean
hands will grow stronger.- Job. 17:7,9.
MAN: My wife is in a real sorry state. She usually stays awake till 2 or 3 in the morning. What can I do for her? DOCTOR: Come home earlier!
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck
NOT TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
Birthday candles, birthday cake, Birthday song, and presents, too...Lots of birthday wishes For the birthday girl--that's you!
A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
A blessed Christmas to you!
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.