Do not make your aim like the garden because everyone walk on it But make your aim like the sky so everyone wish to touch it.

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P

From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !

Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…

Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
~ Have a Lovely Birthday ~

Wishing that Lord Ganesha…
fills your home with…
Prosperity & fortune…
Best wishes
on Ganesh Chatrurthi

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

What is
M A T H S…..?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student

Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!

Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!

When you smile it like a sunrise to me.
and I want a daily sunrise in my life.
so…
so….
so…..
so……
so keep S*M*I*L*I*N*G

Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?

Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty

Gr8 people talk about things. Small people talk about other people. and legends never talk they send sms ;)

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

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Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity
To Pray
To Love
To Care
To Share
To Enjoy
&
To Thank God
For All His Blessings We Recive..
Wish U
Happy Rainy Season

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