ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Don’t be scared by a person
Who practices a 100 kicks one time,
Fear a person
Who practices 1 kick a 100 times.
You've seen me laugh
You/ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you.
Happy Mother’’s Day
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.
Ek He Saff Main Khary Hou Gaye Zardaari Aor
Nah Rahi Bibi Aor Nah He Ahmed Faraaz.
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
3 m00li ke parathe 2 g0bi ke parathe 1 plate
mash ki dal 0r 1 pyala 0bly chane 1 sath khaen
0R apni zati gas se generatr chalaen “ZUBAIDA
AAPA k C.N.G T0tky.
There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)
→ ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse
Wake up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.
Stretch those Inzy Winny Bones,
Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell yourself today is a beautiful day,
You & I
There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap, no rose as lovely as her smile, no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps. (Archibald Thompson)
Be prepared and some day your chance will come.
Dreams makes everything posssible,hope makes everything works,love makes everything beautiful,smile makes all the above keep smiling always.
Unki plko se ansuo ko chura rhe the hum,
unke gamo ko hasi se saja rahe the hum.
jalaya usi diye ne hath hamara
jiski roshni ko hawa se bacha rahe the hum..
May the angels protect U..
May sadness 4get U..
May goodness surround U..
May happiness be round U..
and may God always bless U..!!
Hume apen pyar ka hisab nahi aata, Unka palatkar koi javab nahi aata, Hum to unki yaad me sote tak nahi, Aur unko sokar bhi hamara khwab nahi aata.
3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
A spl smile :), a spl face.a spl some1 I cant replace. I luv u,I always will.U have filled a space no 1 can fill!