Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

FORGET YOU

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Chehre Koh Gulabi Krna Hou Tou
2 Eggx
1 Spon
Lal-Mirch
Phaint Kar
Chehray Pe 5 Minx
Masage Kr K Dho Lainn
Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho
Jaye Gi
Zubaida Aapa K
Jaan-Leva Totkay.

LARKAY or LARKIYO VALENTINE DAY ko mat MANANA plxx plzz plxx
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akelay akelay mazay lOOtogay haan???

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING

Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!

This msg has No Fat

No cholesterol n No Addictive

This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday

As The Day Turn into Night,
Keep Your Worries Out of Sight.
Close Your Eyes and Go To Sleep,
All The Good Times Are Yours To Keep.
Sweetest Dreams
&
GooD NighT

Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.”

Payar ka tofa diya tha jise wo hi dil ko jala gye.
Ankho me thi aanso kambakhat use v paani kah gye.
Na jaane kon si ghadhi me hui thi usse mulakat..
Bewajah khud to pareshan hue hi hame v pareshan kar gye..

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

Tumhare pyar ne rona sikha diya hamein...
warna hamein rona kahan aata tha.....!
tumhari judaai ne dard sehna sikha diya hamein...
warna hamein sehna kahan aata tha.....!

Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko ik lamha saber nahi,
Shayd k us ko ab meri kader nahi,
Her safer mein mera kabhi hamsafer tha woh,
Ab safer to hai mager wo hamsafer nahi..!

Shikwa Uski yado se Kuch is Traha Kiya Hamne
Hasti hui Shama Ko rula diya humne
Ek Lamha Diya Tha usne Jine k liye
Or Usi me Zindagi Ko Bita diya

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