Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
Baba: Beta kya kaam karte ho?
Larka: G Bhalai ka kaam karta hoon
Girey howon ko uthata hon aur bichre howon ko milata hon
baba g Brazier banata hon
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
If ever you get less SMS from me,
don’t think that I didn’t care for you.
It means that I am searching the
best SMS for a best person like you
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st….;->
Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye..
Agar Tmse Zeyada Taqaat Wala Shakhs
Tmhay MaRay Aor Tm Kuxh Nah Kar Sakou
Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanaat Day Kaar Bhaag Jaow
Zubaida Aapa Kay Intiqami Totkay.
If you find your world as a sky
and your friends as stars,
and if you don’t find me among them,
don’t worry! I’ve just been fallen
to make your wish come true.
My friendship is not the thing
to hold your hand when thousands are with you.
But it’s that trust which holds your hand
when thousands are against you.
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B”DAy
Luck is not in your hands,
But work is in your hands.
Your work can make your luck,
But your luck can’t make your work.
Always trust yourself and do your best.
sum1 askd me r u getng tired of being hurt?
I rplyd, i stil handle it..
Dey asked til wen?
I smiled n said... Until sm1 get tired of
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,
To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes…
Live on ur cheeks
die on ur lips…..
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
friend for me.