SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

How many days it will take to read a book of 1000 pages?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: only in one night right before the exam.

Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them..
Joke at ur troubles, but gather strength from them,..
Have fun vd ur difficulties, but overcome them!
Thats life!

Define, Biology and sociology?
.
.
.
If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology

If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!

A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!

PSYCHIATRIST: Now tell me, do you normally stir coffee with ur right hand? PATIENT: Oh yes. DOC: That's odd. Most people use a spoon!

One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.

It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.

Black sky with solo moon
with millions of stars
brings you a silent hours
to take a nice rest.
Enjoy the whole night.
Good Night

SLEEP FOREVER

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive…
good luck and best wishes for ever………….

The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

The recipe of friendship
one cup of sharing.
two cups of caring.
three cups of forgiveness & hugs.
Mix all of these together to make friends forever.

There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each others minor failings.

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