A rain drop look too small
somewhere a thirsty flower wait for its fall.
A small sms may seen small to you
its mean someone somewhere remembers you.
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
With a great light of sun
With the songs of birds
With the great Azaan of Masjid
With the Quraan
With the happiness
With a great smile
And with the morning prayer
Have a nice day
A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!
If wishes came in rainbow colours,
I would send you the brightest ones
To say, Happy Holi !
Everyone wants happiness,
no one needs pain.
its not possible
to get a rainbow
without a little rain..
Jeeto: If I die what ‘ll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me.
Never be proud nor depressed for
what you are and the position you hold in society!
When the game of CHESS is over,
both KING and PAWNS go in same box!
Sometimes missing is more precious
than being together.
Becoz we miss only those
whom we don’t want to miss
The most critical moment in life.
When someone very special hurts you so deeply,
causes tears in your eyes.
and ask, “What happen”?
but you just reply, “NOTHING”
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv
TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa.
WHY IS HE NOT MINE...
wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...
PATIENT: You've got to help me doctor. I have this fondness for doing bird imitations. DOCTOR: That doesn't seem bad to me. PATIENT: Oh sure! That's because you don't have to swallow the worms!
You must have
long range goals
to keep you
from being frustrated
by short range failures.
Why do surgeons wear masks? So that they are not recognized later!