Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..

An old man visited his doc. After a thorough exam, the doc told him: I have good and bad news for you. Which me would you like to hear first? PATIENT: Well, give me the bad news first. DOC: You have cancer and I estimate that you have about two years left. PATIENT: That´s terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you possibly tell me after this?
DOC: You also have Alzeimer´s. In about three months´ time, you are going to forget everything I told you!

True care will never go unrecognized,
though one often makes mistakes in valuing it,
But one will definitly understand once when they start missing it.

A mother’s work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”

Sada Salamat rahy wo DUNIYA jis main tum rehty ho

HUM Apki Khatir Duniya ko DUA daity hain

Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"

Friendship is chemical,
its dilutes your sorrow,
filters your mistakes and
you will find crystals of Love,
joy and happiness

A doctor was surprised one day by a note left on his desk by the receptionist. It read: Mrs Ramin phoned to say she would be unable to keep her appointment as she was unwell. She will make a new appointment as soon she is better!

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
adding above 2,
Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
——————–
2Life = happy + sad
So, Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad

Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”

I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD

When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.

Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

Im dreaming of white Christmas,
with evry christmas card I write,
May ur dayz b bright,
and May all ur christmases b white.

Happy Christmas

Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

Come everyone let's give a cheer,
In celebration of a couple dear.
A couple who in love unite,
And are seldom cross and hardly fight.
To a couple who bring joy to all,
May you laugh and sing and have a ball.
May happiness surround you two,
That is what I wish for you

Whenever Likable
People Cross My Mind
I Always Hve Such
Pleasant Thoughts Of You
You Always Bring Such
Happiness & Joy
Those Who Lift Me Up
Are Very Few …

If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something.

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