Happy Mother’s Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day
Allow me to whisper.
No matter who I am Thinking,
my heart will always and
only stunned to you.
never forget me
you are the best!
TEACHER – Your
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
PAPPU – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
PATIENT: Whenever I drink coffee, I get this sharp and excruciating pain. DOCTOR: Try to remember to remove the spoon before drinking!
Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
Rulane ko apni kahani kafi H
ishq me 4 pal ki jindgani kafi H
dubne k liye samundar ki kya jrurat,
apni palko se tapka wo pani hi kafi H
Look outside its so romantic.
The cloud is hugging you,
With a cold wind,
The star singing for you,
The moon dancing for you,
Because I invite them all to wish you,
Good Night, Have a lovely Dreams and Sleep Well.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Har shabd me arth hota hai,
har arth me tark hota hai,
sab kahte h hum haste bahut hai,
par unhe kya pata
hasne wale ke dil me dard bahut hota hai..
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Rishte tut kar choor choor ho gaye,
dhire dhire wo hmse door ho gaye,
hmari khamoshi hmare liye gunah bn gyi
or wo gunah kr k beksur h gaye
aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
enjoy the colours of life
Ek lamha men ek manzar guzar jata hai.
Jab koi apna begana nazar aata hai.
Yu to awaz aati hai har shishe ke tutne ki.
Par Kabhi Kabhi bina awaz ke bhi sab kuch toot jata hai...
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey