Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay

You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.

" I Wish in this new year God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

Koi Mila Hi Nahi Jis Ko Wafa Dete...!!
Har Ik Ne Dokha Diya Kis Kis Ko Saza Dete...!!

SoMe Of ThE GrEaTeR ThInGs


In LiFe


ArE uNsEeN ...

ThAt'S wHy !

wE cLosE oUr EyEs

WheN wE

kIsS

CrY

Or

DrEam ... =)
Gud nyt.

No man in this world is rich
enough to buy his own PAST.
Enjoy each moment
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!

Friendship is chemical,
its dilutes your sorrow,
filters your mistakes and
you will find crystals of Love,
joy and happiness

Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.

Happy Father’s Day

NOT TO FADE

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

PATIENT: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests. DOCTOR: Never mind, you'll pass eventually. PATIENT: But I'm the examiner!

I wait for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.

I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.

Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever!
Happy wedding day!

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Hum bhi chahate jeena, hum bhi chahate the khush rahana ! Hame to unki bewafayi ne mara, warna hum bhi chahate the sath chalana.....

Mother, I love you,
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you,
Because you love me, too.
You feed me and need me,
To teach you to play,
So smile because I love you,
On this Mother’s Day

Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”

Blood.pk
Blood.pk