Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
Life is a Test.
CHRIST is the Best.
Prayer is a Must.
World is Dust.
If BIBLE is in the Chest Nothing needed Next.
Obey JESUS First.
Success is very Nearest.
Red Riding Hood
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
Sirf pitch per khare hone se kam nhi banta hilna julna b parta hai? Veena malik ki misbah per saht tanqeed.
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Joy was on Christ,
Love was on mas,
so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.
merry x mas and happy new year
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
To a very special couple
Who make a perfect pair
This brings a wish for happiness
In the future you will share.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
Separation is a wound that no one can heal..!
remembrance is a gift dat no one can steal..!
Keep your memories intact..!!.
Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
When u face problems in life, don't ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!
I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you