After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots........
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
the greatest gift is not found
in a store nor under a tree,
but in the hearts of true friends.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY my dearest friend
Stars have settled & moon will shine,
friendship matures like lovely wine,
a very lovely night to a friend of mine,
may your night be cool & fine
Good Night Dear
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous new year.
Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
RAJU – Did you
Hear Raghu Snoring
during the morning
RAGHU – Yes, he was the
one who Woke me up.!
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
It is a
E”ffect which Wins the hearts.
Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always,
One stone is enough to break a glass. One sentence is enough to break a heart. One second is enough to fall in love. and One SMS is enough to keep the relation alive. Happy Friendship Day !
Konse 4 rose ap mujey dena pasand kareingay..
On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love
When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.
5 bad things to say to a naked guy
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains urcar!
2)but still work,right?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
Whenever I may go
That’s U My Dear Valentine..
Everyday is The Day of Valentine
u Are Beat of My Heart..
Friendship Still Remains
Wishing U A Love Filled Valentine..
Whenever You Miss Me
u are Still Just My Little Teddy..
Valentine Day is over!
The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.
Chor qasid mere khat k tukre
ye bta wo kesa hy ..? :(
There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can`t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)