If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Banta:When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral
Dil mein kitna hai dard bta nhi skte...
jakham gehre hain magar dikha nhi skte...
hum kyn kahein unhein bewafa...
apni kismat mein zbrdsti ton unhein likha nhi skte....
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light,
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the dream world.
Success does not depend on making Important deciosions Quick,
But it Depends on ur Quick Action on important deciosion.
"Be the Best"
"Do Ur Best"
Beautiful pictures r developed by negatives in dark room!
So if u c darkness in life, believe that God is making a Beautiful picture for u!! :-)
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Jana kaha tha aur kaha aa gaye,
Duniya me bankar mehman aa gaye
Abhi to PYAAR ki kitaab kholi hi thi
aur na jane kitne imtehaan aa gaye.
A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan Mubarak
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
A blessing that’s rare true,
That’s the gift of a wonderful friend,
Like the friend that I have in you!
Wife (in romantic mood): Have i ever come in your dream darling?
Husband (confidently): Never... Because i read ayat-ul-kursi before i sleep
If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
The feeling of affection starts from the eyes.. If u try to close your eyes, affection turns into a drop of tear and remains deep in your heart!good nite!!
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st….;->
Make a heart which never breaks, make a smile which never hurts, make a touch which never pains, make a friendship which never ends. Happy Friendship Day !
Tufaan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye;
Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye;
Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Doston Ke Saath;
Ek Ek Kar Ke Sabhi Bichhadte Chalye Gaye!
Miss you , my friend!