One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
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aaila ! Tum bhi
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
Wo diwane the jo mujhse nata tod gye
Khud na ruk sake apni yade chor gye
Dukh nahi pr gam he is bat ka k
Wo Aankho se kiya wada lafzo se tod gye
cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
A Woman Was Feeling Quite Unwell And On The Advice Of Her Husband Went To See Her Doctor... When Her Husband Arrived Home From Work That Evening, He Was Moved To See Her Sobbing Uncontrollably. Fearing The Worst, He Tenderly Put His Arm Around Her
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
It was always said of him, that he knew how 2 keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us,
and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed,
"God Bless Us, Every One".
Only the open heart receives
Only the open mind receives
Only the open hand receives
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......
→ Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)
A rain drop look too small
somewhere a thirsty flower wait for its fall.
A small sms may seen small to you
its mean someone somewhere remembers you.
Do U know that,
Fun as a triple scoops,
Sweet as chocolates,
Bright & cheerful as flowers,
May your wishes come true,
And may each of your days be filled with,
Joy & smiles too!
“HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN”
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
Hurting sum1 is as easy as cutting a tree- within a moment!
But making sum1 happy is like growing a tree- Takes a lot of time, care & patience!!
Ek lamha men ek manzar guzar jata hai.
Jab koi apna begana nazar aata hai.
Yu to awaz aati hai har shishe ke tutne ki.
Par Kabhi Kabhi bina awaz ke bhi sab kuch toot jata hai...
DREAMING of you makes my night worth while
THINKING of you makes me * smile *
HAVING you is the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what i plan to do…forever.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.