What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'
Sometimes missing is more precious
than being together.
Becoz we miss only those
whom we don’t want to miss
Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want spicy dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Have a nice dream.
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!
The most critical moment in life.
When someone very special hurts you so deeply,
causes tears in your eyes.
and ask, “What happen”?
but you just reply, “NOTHING”
Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Never stop striving
Keep your curiosity sharp
You’ll never become too old to
~ Good Morning ~
It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,
It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,
It is my Heart which does both
when your thought comes to my mind.
I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.
You have only two options in life.
So try to accept what you can’t change,
And try to change what you can’t accept.
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta
If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.
There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.
3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U.
q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!