DREAMING of you makes my night worth while
THINKING of you makes me * smile *
HAVING you is the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what i plan to do…forever.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
I remember him not as the one who broke my heart..
But I remember him
as the one who teach me how to live with a broken heart
If we desire to blossom
like a rose in the garden,
then we must learn
the art of adjusting with the thorns
Difficulties will make you shine.
Nothing assures the payment of an old dental bill like a new toothache!
Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
Agaar Raat K0 S0tay Waqat
Jali H0i Cigratte Mu0n Me Rakh K
S0ya Jaye T0 Kharatay Latay Waqat
Khud Bah Khud Kash Lagega
Zubaida Aapa Ka Dh0nwan Dar T0tka.
Let get stupid and Celeberate Miss call day
Send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply.
But reply me 1st
We dream of having sum1 we really like,
bt life isnt like dat..
we dnt get evrythng we want bt the end..
we end up luving sum1 better dan we dream of..
I take this opportunity
to thank you for
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!
Wht is the limit of foolishness?
Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter.
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
Jiske liye Moti hai hamare ek-ek aasu, badnaseebi meri wahe rulate hai hume sabse jada.
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!
Is Not History To Forget
No Maths To Calculate
Not A Language To Learn
Its Only The Chemistry That Reacts Between 2 Hearts!