Jisne haq diya tha mujhe muskurane ka,
Use shouk he mujhe ab rulane ka,
jo lehro se chin kar laya tha kinaro tak,
intizar he use ab mere dub jane ka..!

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

Life is a Test.
CHRIST is the Best.
Prayer is a Must.
World is Dust.
If BIBLE is in the Chest Nothing needed Next.
Obey JESUS First.
Success is very Nearest.

MUsafton men katti hy umr-e-shbaab apni..
wo paas rehta.wo paas rakhta to bura kia tha...

I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.

Nobody teaches the fish to swim,
a birds to fly,
a cows to moo,
a dogs to bark.
They just do
&
nobody teach me to think of you
I just do

For the best dad who always had a smile for me.
Though we may be far apart right now,
But here’s a big hug and kiss for you
To let you know how special you are
Happy Father’s Day!

Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you

When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose-
Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!

Kisi ne bura to kisi ne acha mana mujhe, jisme jitni insaniyat thi usne utna he apna mana mujhe, pyar to mujhe sbse hai par y kudrat ka khel hai ki sbne pyar k layak mana nahi mujhe

Tujhe Paane Ki Tamanna Me,
Baar-Baar Janam Lete Rahe
Tujhe Paana To Door Ki Baat,
Dekhne Ko Taraste Rahe.!!

This msg has No Fat

No cholesterol n No Addictive

This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday

PERFECTION is Impossible to be Achieved Completely
by Anyone in this World.
Bt if you Keep Chasing PERFECTION,
Somewhere on the way you may Catch EXCELLENCE!

If someone asks me
what is meant by life.?
I would sit next to my friends
Pull them close together
Put my arms around them
and say proudly
These IDIOTS are my Life”

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O

A woman went to the doctor.DOCTOR: You've got Tuberculosis. The shocked woman said: I don't believe you! I want a second opinion.
DOCTOR: O.K., You're ugly as well!

We should take the pledge that
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism,
We will protect our country with all we have
Happy Independence Day!!

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