I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b'hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!
Two things are never defined in whole life,
One is LOVE: Bcoz you never know who LOVES you how much.
2nd Friend: Bcoz you never know how deeply they care About you.
Fate brought the both of us together.
So naturally when you look at us,
you will think we match each other.
Coz we are make to be for each other.
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid
May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak
Unlock the door of ur heart
Enter the gentleness within.
Open the window of ur soul
Breathe in the season of miracles
No matter how far u've traveled
It's time to come home now
Where Christmas abounds in love.
I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
After our morning session, we came home to the big feast,
All the puas, puris, pulav, meat and vegetable curries made our mouth water.
In the evenings, we wore our new kurta and pajamas,
went door to door, played gulal with young and old,
everyone offered their best sweet treats,
That was the real Holi, now it is only in my dreams.
You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
friend for me.
If you Want 2 See 2 Heaven on the Earth,,,
You Must See your Mother,
You should Touch her Feet.
Because ur Mother is Example of Paradise.
Happy Mother's Day..!
Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you