The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;
I call him Dad!
Happy Father’s Day
ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
Palko ko jo hmne bhigoye nhi. Vo sochte k hm kabhi roye nhi. Puchte hai k kise dekhte ho khwabo me. Unhe kya pata k hum sadiyo se soye nhi
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover
All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
Girl asked a boy
That who is beautiful me or moon
boy replied i don’t know but when i see you i forget the moon
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
Age is all but a number.
Age does not matter,
you can party as much as you want.
You’re aged to perfection.
Wishing you a happy and prosperous birthday
i wish im a stone..
so when d tym comes dat dey want
me out of deir lyf
dey can throw me as far as dey cud.
i may break into pieces,
but at-least i wont fil any pain..
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are. Happy Friendship Day !
Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
That’s why boys go to college regularlyv
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.
A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !