TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa.

Best wordz said after Breakup

We may love d wrong prsn, cry 4 d wrong reason. But 1 thing is sure, mistakes help us to find d right prson

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?

a. constiPATION.

Funny Definitions
Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

A 6ther complained to the doc about her daughter's strange eating habits: All day long she lies in the bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her? DOC: Eventually she will rise and shine!

Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.

Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

Stars have settled & moon will shine,
friendship matures like lovely wine,
a very lovely night to a friend of mine,
may your night be cool & fine
Good Night Dear

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

Rastaa Maalum Nahi Phir Bhee Chale Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaam Khali Hain Phir Bhee Piye Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaan Kar Bhee, Ke Mohabbat Mere Naseeb Mein Nahi
Ek Khwaab Ke Sahaare Jiye Jaa Rahaa Hun.

The Journey of life ¡s traveled only once!
so,
Make TAUBA For Past,
SHUKAR For Present
&
DUA For The Future
Bcz DUA ¡s The Only Element That Changes TAQDEER!

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