For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male
Friends are like blood.
RBCs; That bring color to life.
Platelets; That hold us when we are down.
WBCs; which fight for us
Thanks for being my Bloody Friend!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Friends are like pieces of puzzle
If you lose one
It will never be completed again.
Just want to know
You are one of the pieces
I can’t afford to lose
May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of love n all other colors u want to paint in your life.
What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Love is not sum thing that happenz on 1st sight,
It happenz wen you start knowing each other,
& it turn ending up needing eachother,
for every feeling, for every thought & for every moment
Wen a drop of water falls into a river, it has no identity!
But wen it falls on d leaf of a Lotus, it shines like a pearl!!
So choose d best place whr u can shine!!
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Sex is good,
sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid,
everyone likes getting laid!
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him