“God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you're ready to extend your help and support. Thanks for all you do.”
Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki
yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
for me it’s U.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as you”ve been a good boy lately, you may keep it.
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
get well soon so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!
We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.
May all the sweet magic
of Christmas conspire
to gladden your heart
& fill every desire.
There are many brave men
who are adventurous and
are never afraid to fight.
Some join army,
others get married … ;-
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.