Math’s Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
Give 5 to
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
Then what will u get????
Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
Life is nothing without friendship.
Even if your sms is not received, I think you sent but its not delivered. Even if you are not calling, I think you are trying but the network is busy. Because Believing is most important in friendship. Happy Friendship Day !
Love is possible after friendship
friendship is not possible after love
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Ramadan.
Hope this Ramadan brings in Good Fortune
& Abounding Happiness for you!
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
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Where are you?
Ah..! There u r…
just want to say
Smile is complete
When it begins with your lips
reflects in your eyes and
ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you many such smiling moments
in your life.
Tears Are The Silent Language of Love:
When The Tears Come with Reason,
Means You Got Some Problem.
When Tears Come Without Reason,
Means You Are Missing SOMEONE.
Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
My wishes are silent but true,
Everywhere they will follow you...
Luck is yours,Wishes are mine...
I wish your present & future always shine...
Messages are given to
Those who are apart
But what shall i give
When you are in my heart.
Pink Vagina Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
Love is like a long sweet dream
and marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes you up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U ALWAYS
I may not always text you,
But our distance makes me miss you.
I may not always stay in touch,
But I care for you very much.
I may not always stop to say hi,
But I hope never to say good bye.
I may not prove to be the perfect friend,
But I hope the friendship we share,
never reaches an end….
Met you, became friends,
shared secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with you,
Laughed with you, Smiled with you,
Cried with u, Hurt you, Teased you,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?