Zindagi Me 2 Cheeze Bahut Taklif Deti Hai- Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Na Ho Uske Sath jeena......! Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Ho Uske Bagair jeena..

*NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Never give yourself to some one
cos love is varied
it does not have guarantee,
we play cos it’s a game of intelligence
need hard work to get inside a person.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

Barsi Ankhe Jiski Yaad Me Barsat Ki trah,
Wo B BadaL Gaya Mere HaLat Ki trah,
HaaL Jite Ji Koi Puchta Nhi
Fir Maut Pe Q Ate Hai Sab Barat Ki trah..0

a mans ocupation
is to stick hiscockulation
up a wommens ventulation to
increase the population of the
younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!

The four stages of getting sick: Ill, pill, bill, will!

Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.

Meri Majburiyon Ko Meri Badkismati Mat Samajhna;
Qyunki Hum Unn Rahon Par Se Bhi Guzre Hein;
Jahan Kismat To Durr, Saaya Bhi Sath Nahi Deta!

Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!

i’m not denying anything to you..
its ur life,do whatever u want..
just that,don’t expect anything
from me after that

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

Good relations doesn’t need any promises,
any terms or conditions.
It just need 2 wonderful people.
Cute like me and sweet like you.

As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don't matter much. These common things aren't really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such. We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun. So Happy Birthday, and many more! We hope you make it to a hundred and two, Because we cannot even dream What life would be like without you.

“He shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, That brings forth
its fruit in its season…”
Psalm 1 : 3.
The Word of God is the source of all blessings in our life.
When we mediate the
Word of God and treasure them and follow them,
they will lead us through
the path where we can inherit the blessing.

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..