Do u know what r the meanings of VALENTINE Ans: You r
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,
is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye
Someone somewhere dreams of your smile…
and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile.
So whenever you’re lonely…remember its true….
someone somewhere is thinking of you
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Love is what I see in, your smile every day.
Love is what I feel in, every touch you give.
Love is what I hear in, every word you say.
Love is what we share, every day we live....
Kisi dard ko sambhal pana asan nahi.
haste hue har pal bitana asan nahi,
zindagi me har koi dil me bas nahi pata,
aur jo bas jaye usko bhul jana asan nahi.
Husband to wife on Valentine's day, "I could go to the end of the world for you".
Wife: Thanks! But promise to stay there for the rest of your life! Happy Valentine's day!
Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
Friendship is chemical,
its dilutes your sorrow,
filters your mistakes and
you will find crystals of Love,
joy and happiness
Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!
I don’t care how many lips u?ve kissed, how many shoulders u?ve embraced & how many times u?ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!..
Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!
A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
I can say only one thing to my Mom ... She Gave me and my child a second chance in life. I love her so much it hurts... I wish she is a part of my life for
ever, I love u ma, Happy Mothers Day
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
Love hurts when you breakup with someone.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most,
when the person you love
has no idea how you feel.