Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

SEAT BELT

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u feel?
He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me
Moral: Take everything positively

Motherhood is tough 24 hour job,no pay,no day off, sometimes it is unappreciated, but yet resignation is impossible. A mother is a woman who created by God
to bring love, joy, happiness and caring into his world. I am so glad God has created a woman to be a mother, even though motherhood is a full time job, a
mother's work is never done. Happy Mother's Day.

A FaCT : When you are up in life, Your friends get to know who you are. But When you are down in life, You get to know who your friends are… Happy Friendship Day !

Ur sky is as much as u’d want to reach,
ur life is as lonely as u’d like to make;
Ur joy is as much as u decide to feel,
ur nite is as long as you decide to wake.
No one sets the limit for u,
no one can etch the span of the sky,
all u need to do is rise,
spread ur wings & decide to fly.

I’ll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth

Morning is not only sunrise
but
A beautiful miracle of God
that defeats Darkness & spreads light. May you have a beautiful day always..!!
Good Morning

After our morning session, we came home to the big feast,
All the puas, puris, pulav, meat and vegetable curries made our mouth water.
In the evenings, we wore our new kurta and pajamas,
went door to door, played gulal with young and old,
everyone offered their best sweet treats,
That was the real Holi, now it is only in my dreams.

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.

Iftaar se pehle,
(‘.’)
/].[\
_/ \_
Aur,
Iftaar k baad
_(‘.’)_
/( . )\
_!/ \!_
!!!! Control yaar control !!!

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.

Taking sips of coffee
Lying in cozy bed with Blanket around
Reading novel or Watching movie
Long gossips with Friends !
Rain with soft music
Long walk on Sea shore at night
With a cup of tea In hand
All u can enjoy cause

It’s winter again !!

When I was a kid.
I wanted to grow up soon.
Now that I grown up,
I realize that wounded emotions
and broken hearts.

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