Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
As you go to bed tonight, I ordered bats to guard you tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, & to make sure you are alright,
i”ll ask the Dracula to kiss your neck Good Night..
One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
Life is not a rehearsal.
Each day is a new show.
No repeat, not rewind, not retake.
So give your best shot
in all your acts.
As the show goes on and on.
Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart!
So please keep active my Heart!
Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
( ‘ o ‘ )
I Love You
I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
Most superior Example for "LOVE"
In Anyone's Life-
When apples are for 'n Members are five in a Family,
Then Mother says,"I don't like Apple" :-)
There is always a reason for everything
A reason to live
A reason to die
A reason to cry,
But if you can’t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason for a while
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
In an exam,
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.
A cute child wrote:
"combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.":-)
True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...