YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH &
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE
Hello, wakeup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN – TL + MAD – SEN + ICE – CEAD + SUCCESS + YES – CUE + OUT – TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=” I MISS YOU”
Wishing u 1 month of ramzan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 seconds of noor.
3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha
namak kam lga...
1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
Sb baithe rahe...
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl,
I’ve ever seen
Girl: Who’s the first?
Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!
U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
r u smiling now?
May the noor of this NIGHT illuminate
you heart,mind & soul
and may all your duas be answred.
If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a Tree.
If you fall on the ground, fall as a Seed that grows back to fight again.
You have only two options in life.
So try to accept what you can’t change,
And try to change what you can’t accept.
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Others might have forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Flies very high,
Happy Independence Day
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
Summer rain is soft and cool,
so I go barefoot in a pool.
But winter rain is cold, and pours,
so I must watch it from indoors.
I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv