When I miss you,
I read your SMS.
When I want to see you,
I just close my eyes.
When I want to listen you,
I simply throw a stone over a Donkey.
Wish you a blessed Ganesh Chaturthi and many prosperous days ahead.
The greatest weakness
of most humans
is their hesitancy
to tell others
how much they love them
while they’re alive.
HEART TO CIRCLE
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth areclean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U ALWAYS
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
Dont u more ever send to ME your picture again! u scared ME ton death!
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
I wana keep3 things: . . The SUN . . The MOON . . &.My frndz. . . Sun4 daytime. . . Moon for night time. . . & U.My dear frnd4LIFETIME.Happy Friendship Day !
“Ideas that can change India”
Go vote! Stop paying bribes, kill educational reservation, say no to hereditary politics.
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Joy was on Christ,
Love was on mas,
so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.
merry x mas and happy new year
Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!
Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai
A friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased
to believe in yourself.
Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,
So start ur day with a SMILE
Have a nice day!
Make love to ur girlfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u good news on Mothers day &
U’ll have a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1
An old man visited his doc. After a thorough exam, the doc told him: I have good and bad news for you. Which me would you like to hear first? PATIENT: Well, give me the bad news first. DOC: You have cancer and I estimate that you have about two years left. PATIENT: That´s terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you possibly tell me after this?
DOC: You also have Alzeimer´s. In about three months´ time, you are going to forget everything I told you!