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April Fool of the year

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3 Little Hearts
just 4 U
to remind U of
3 things:
“YOU”
“ME”
& Our FriendshiP+.

Separation is a wound that no one can heal..!
But,
remembrance is a gift dat no one can steal..!
Keep your memories intact..!!.
good evening

YOUNG DOCTOR: Do you mind if I ask you why you always ask your patients what they have eaten? OLD DOCTOR: Not at all my boy. Their food is very important. It helps me gauge my fees!

Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.

In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year

“I Trust You”
is a better compliment
than “I Love You”
because you may not always
trust the person you love
but you can always
love the person you trust.

A smile costs less than electricity,
But gives more light
So
Always smile & prove that U are the best bulb in Pakistan
Don’t Get Fused!

A doc used to play a game with some of his of his young patients to test their knowledhe of body parts. One day, while pointing to a boy's ear, he asked: Is this your nose? The child turned to his mother and said: Mom, I think we better find a new doc!

We do 100 good things
nobody remembers.
We do 1 thing wrong
nobody forgets.
Its God who Gives, Gives and Forgives.
Its human who Gets, Gets and Forgets.

Worrying doesn’t reduce yesterdays sorrows,
but
it empties today’s strength.
Be Happy Forever.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?

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Beauty is ageless,
love is boundless,
heartbeats are countless
friend like you is hopeless!
oops! shameless!
ooh! sorry useless
Oh God extremely sory Priceless.

TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !

i wish im a stone..

so when d tym comes dat dey want
me out of deir lyf
dey can throw me as far as dey cud.

i may break into pieces,

but at-least i wont fil any pain..

Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

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