A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser.

A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah's
Peace,love,joy & good health behind

shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,

May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

Love - a terribly misunderstood emotion, although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

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Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!

1 minute me koi acha lagne lgta h,
1 ghante me koi pasand ane lgta h,
1 din me kisise pyar hone lgta h,
Lekin zindagi beet jati h jab kisiko bhulna padta hai..

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

True Lines:-
We can forget the life which we lived before,
But it is very painful to forget the life which we were dreaming to live...! :(

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.
A song was heard at Christmas
To wake the midnight sky
A saviour's birth, and peace on earth
And praise to God on high.

The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.

Stars have settled & moon will shine,
friendship matures like lovely wine,
a very lovely night to a friend of mine,
may your night be cool & fine
Good Night Dear

Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...

Halaat Se Pyar ki Saza mil Gayi
dekthe hi dekthe zindagi Badal Gayi
pyasi nigahe liye Khade the hum unke intezar mein
unhone hame dekha aur unki rahe badal gayi

U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

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