Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
To hearts which near each other move
From evening close to morning light,
The night is good; becose, my love,
They never say good-night.
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!
Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai
It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.
When problems are so big
and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,
don’t giv up.
Where your strength ends,
the grace of God begins with.
If someone asks me
what is meant by life.?
I would sit next to my friends
Pull them close together
Put my arms around them
and say proudly
These IDIOTS are my Life”
Some people die. Others become a teacher...
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other
I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I
shall talk to you in person there, because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS.
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
I may be gone for a minute,
for hours, for a day.
I may not be able to say
good morning or good night
I’ll never try to say goodbye
to a person who has been sweet and true.
PATIENT: I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing.DOCTOR: How long have you had this problen? PATIENT: What problem?