You were crying when u were born while everybody was laughing there.
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die And everybody else would be crying.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
NOT TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
Bina Libaas Aaye Thay Hum Sab Is Jahan Mein
Bas Ek Kafan Ki Khatir Itna Safar Kerna Pada ...
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
On your Engagement
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart.
Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine.
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
“Blood Bank Robbed”
Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend because you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
Im acool girl,
in acool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE.
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
Tumse Door Jane Ka Hamara Irada Na Tha,
Tum Yaad Na Karoge Jante The Hum,
Par Itni Jaldi Bhool Jaoge Haume,
Yeh Andaza Na Tha!!!
Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein
aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate
Dil ki udasiyun ko mitaya na ja saka. Ek teri yaad thi k bhulaya na ja saka. Hum ne ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiye jatan. Palkon pe ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka