They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
In each single day, we smile & laugh so many times!
We never thank god after every smile!
But we do blame him for every tear we cry!!
How strange but true!!
Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
Wen u need sum1 desparately,
no 1 has a minute 2 spend wid u!
But wen u want 2 b alone,
ppl hv a life 2 spend wid u!
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
I knew no beauty, until you appeared. I knew no sweetness until you came. I knew no joy, until you cared. I knew no sorrow, until you left. I know you will come back, and make me love again.
I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
Valentine Valentine Karte Rahe;
Valentine Ke Din Ko Tarstae Rahe;
Iss Mohabbat Ka Din Aakar Chala Geya;
Hum Har Saal Ki Tarah Haath Malte Rahe!
Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,
pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai
A friend is someone
who knows the song in your heart,
and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words.
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you