This, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of GANESHA PUJA and always!!!!!! !!
“Happy GANESH PUJA”

In the holy month of Ramadan,
Stop using caller tune / songs

Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230
Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666
Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure. HappyEngagement

Benefits of having Alzeimer´s Disease: 1.You never have to watch re-runs on TV 2.You are always meeting new people 3.You don´t have to remember the whines & complaints of your spouse

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

PATIENT: Tell me straight doc, how long have I got? DOC: Its difficult to say, but if I were you, I wouldn't start reading any serials!

Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I love U’ to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u’ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love..

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!

mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P

Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name

The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!

A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
and
they are the complaints of my customers.

Bin baat k hi ruthne ki aadat h,
kisi apne ka sath na pane ki aadat h,
ap khush rho mera kya h,
mai to aaina hu mujhe to tutne ki adat h.

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

Wo Karte Hain Baat Mohabbat Ki,
Par Mohabbat K Dard Ka Unhein Ehsaas Nhi,
Mohabbat Wo Chaand Hai Jo
Dikhta Hai Sb Ko,
Pr Usey Pana Sb K Bus Ki Baat Nhi.

FILM
L0t00 Pakistan
HER0:
Zardari
HER0IN:
Shery Rehman
SIDE HER0:
Y0usaf Raza Gillani
VILLAN:
Amin Fahim Nd Nawaz Sharif
GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain Bahi
SUPP0RTING ACT0R: Fazal Ur Rahman Nd Asfand Yar Wali
SIDE Villans: Chaudhry Br0thers
DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza Nd Kashmala Tariq
DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban
ACTI0N BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
P00r Pe0ple 0f Pakistan
C0ming S00n
In All M0biles In Pakistan.

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