A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)

my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U

As the Fajar azan begins
And the 1st holy fast begins
May Allah bless you with happiness
and grace your home with warmth & peace.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

one day someone asked me:
“for how long you need this friend with you?”
I just cried and
dropped a tear of sorrow
into ocean and said:
“until you find that drop:

Never think more about Past,
It brings Tears
Don’t think more about Future,
It brings Fears
Think More about ME
Which Always Brings Cheers.

I remember him not as the
one who broke my heart.
But I remember him as the
one who teach me
how to live with a broken heart.

Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don't just lock your self
up on the day and Holi hard. It comes once in a year and make the most of it. So
please, play with me. I wish you my hearty best wishes for the festival.
With love- yours

The Journey of life ¡s traveled only once!
so,
Make TAUBA For Past,
SHUKAR For Present
&
DUA For The Future
Bcz DUA ¡s The Only Element That Changes TAQDEER!

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

Someone somewhere dreams of your smile…
and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile.
So whenever you’re lonely…remember its true….
someone somewhere is thinking of you

If you sat beneath the Christmas tree
You'd sure add 2 the decor
But even if u were gift wrapped, dear
I couldn't love u more.

When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

English Wonder
These Words Have Something In Common.
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven
Could You Identify ?
In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same.

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

If CARE is a WAVE,
i give u SEA.
If RESPECT is a LEAF,
i give u TREE.
If TRUST is a PLANET,
i give u GALAXY,
if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE,
i give u MINE 4 FREE..
keep smiling.

Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

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