Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

Everyday,
Everywhere,
Everytime,
I may not be with you,
But
My Thinking,
My Care,
My SMS,
My Prayers
&
My Lovely Wishes
Are Always With You.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.

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m m
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(Y)
m m

/)/) would like
=(';')= you me
,,,(")("),,,,

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

YOUR FUTURE

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!

Red Riding Hood
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this year bring Happiness for you Dear.

Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

To live a life I need heartbeat,
To have heartbeat I need a heart,
To have heart I need happiness,
To have happiness I need a friend,
To have a friend I always need you.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

Medical poem
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets

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