Humare dilki gehrai ko koi samjh paya hi nai,
Kitne tanha hain hum koi jaan paya hi nahi,
Kisi ko humari kami mehsoos ho,
Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nai…

Wishing that Lord Ganesha…
fills your home with…
Prosperity & fortune…
Best wishes
on Ganesh Chatrurthi

If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
“Inside Life ENDs!”
If it Breaks from inside! “Life Begins!”
“GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!

Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.

With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…

Nazre usse milau to sharminda na krde.
Izhar karu to inkar na krde.
Meri lash k pas na bithana use yaaro
Darr he wo chhukar muje zinda na krde.

Tujhe Paane Ki Tamanna Me,
Baar-Baar Janam Lete Rahe
Tujhe Paana To Door Ki Baat,
Dekhne Ko Taraste Rahe.!!

Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

Fathers need not fathers be.
All one needs to do is choose
To love for life, and that embrace,
Held long and hard, bestows the grace
Each craves. For all in time must lose,
Restored alone by memory.
So now it is with you and me.

Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.

You were crying when u were born while evrybody was laughing there As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die and everybody else would be crying. Happy Birthday.

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice...
Happy Mothers Day!!

Smokers have smoking heart
Drinkers have an alcoholic heart
I request you don’t eat sugar
Because you already have a sweet heart

I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

A doctor was surprised one day by a note left on his desk by the receptionist. It read: Mrs Ramin phoned to say she would be unable to keep her appointment as she was unwell. She will make a new appointment as soon she is better!

Valentine's Day
Is a wonderful way
To make "I love you"
Easy to say.
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