Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever!
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
Thousands of languages around this world
“smile” can beat them all.
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..
A short but true message
for leading a good life.
“Care should be in Heart not in Words
Anger should be in Words not in Heart”.
Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
No great verses,
No pieces of art.
Just two special words
straight from the heart.
A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
“Good night Father of none”
Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
I decided to send you the cutest
and sweetest gift of the world.
But the postman shouted at me saying,
Get out of the post box.
The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice...
Happy Mothers Day!!
A special smile a special face,
A special someone no one can replace.
I love you and always will,
You've filled a space no one could fill.
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
Little girl & her father crossing a bridge.
Father Said: Please hold my hand
Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand.
Father: Whats the difference?
Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me.
Chances are that I may let your hand go,
but if you hold my hand,
I know for sure,
you will never let my hand go..!
Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
U Dirty Mind