Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something.
Do ordinary 4 Allah
he will do xtra ordinary 4 u,
Do natural 4 Allah
he’ll do supernatural 4 u,
Do possible 4 ALLAH
he’ll do impossible 4 u,
Where are the first 6 up's ?
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.
Whenever you are wrong admit it
Whenever you are right shut up
Happy married life is
Yet to be seen.
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.
The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds.
Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.
May the magic of this EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
Loading the Babe meter…..
You are a 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling,
om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me your Telephone No
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
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¤ HAPPY .¤
‘¤ BIRTHDAY ¤’
Of all the smiles you received today,
there is a smile you didn’t receive.
A smile not from the lips
but from the heart,
a smile that came from me to you.