Ladki Agar Ro rahi hai To uske hazaro Karan Ho sakte hai
Lekin Agar Koi ladka Ro rha hai to Uska 1 hi karan hota hai
a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.
Lövèaßlè Då¥--->14th Fèß
& Lövèaßlé Frìèñd--->¥ÖÜ"
` HAPPY` VALINTINE` DAY`..
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
Jerome K. Jerome
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak
It is a
E”ffect which Wins the hearts.
Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always,
BAAGH Ka Har Phool Khilta Nahi
Her Qadam Sath Koi Chalta Nahi
Ye Dastoor Hai Shehr-E-Mohabat Ka
Jisay Shiddat Se Chaho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi…
You are strong as Rum,
Fine as wine,
Cool as Beer,
Sophisticated as Vodaka,
Classic as whisky,
in short I am totally tun in your friendship.
Life is nothing without friendship.
if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai,
tab dil k dard ansu banker bhe jate hai,
jo khte haiki hm sirf apke hai,
pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai.
You've seen me laugh
You/ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you.
Happy Mother’’s Day
Happy Eid Mubarak
I know its too early.
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!
“Affection Is Not Measured
When Both Take Care Of Each Other
It Is Measured
When One Ignores
And The Other Still Continues To Care…”
Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?”
Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.
” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & coke?”
Fate brought the both of us together.
So naturally when you look at us,
you will think we match each other.
Coz we are make to be for each other.