An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Saying GoodNight is not just
putting an end to a day.
Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….
Love is not winning someone,
but loosing yourself to someone.
When you are loved by someone,
it’s not due to your excellence of mind
but due to purity of your heart.
Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
Aray bhool bhi jao
kis ne torra?
dhoond rhe ho kia dil ki kirchiyaan barson baad....
Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
Happy New Year.
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.
what is the true friendship???
Ans- It is when your best friend
runs away with your wife &
You are really worried……
for your friend.
Gum Hi Gum Hain Meri Zindagi Me.
Pyaar Mere Paas Nahi.
DiL Bhi Usko Diya
Jiske MiLne Ki Aas Nahi
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
A very SAD SMS But True:
wo tasveer laakho rupye me bik gayi yaaro....
Roti ko tarasta bachha udaas baitha tha....!!
When you make a
vow to God, do not
delay in fulfilling it.
He has no pleasure in fools; fulfill your vow.
It is better not to vow
than to make a vow and
not fulfill it.- Ecc. 5:4,5.
This is a message from a
friend to a
friend for a
friend to be a
friend so that a
friend remains a
friend of a
friend who is a
Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly