If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father’s day.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dream

All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry

When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
God bless u.

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

After our morning session, we came home to the big feast,
All the puas, puris, pulav, meat and vegetable curries made our mouth water.
In the evenings, we wore our new kurta and pajamas,
went door to door, played gulal with young and old,
everyone offered their best sweet treats,
That was the real Holi, now it is only in my dreams.

Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr”s fee…
whole Day think of me….Good Morning…

We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost
every dream of mankind

The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers 2,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

khud ki halat ka mujhe ehsas nahi hota
ankhe tab barasti hai jab koi pass nahi hota,
dil se chahne wale hi dil tod dete hai
bus isi baat ka vishwas nahi hota.

If i had
one last wish
before i die …
My last wish
would be that ,
you will never cry

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.

The most important thing u fixed Was on ur day of leisure
Whn u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll alwayz treasure.
Happy Engagement

For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan

Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want spicy dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
Have a nice dream.