Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
When there is confusion between your heart and mind,
Don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything
But your heart knows only U.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
May you have all the joy your heart can hold, All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unfold, May you have Gods best in everything. Wishing u a Happy Birthday
Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
(William Goldsmith Brown)
Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend tum hum tum
V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting
DIL mjhe uss ghali me le jaa kar
or bhi khaak me mila laya...
Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge,
sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
hum aapke har gum bhula denge
Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken
Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,
even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite
so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?
I may not always give
whats expected in friendship.
I may get busy with my own life
but deep inside Me,
lives a heart that values you
more than you’ll ever know!!
Ped se patte girte H
Uthanewala koi nahin
Pyar to sabhi karte H
Lekin nibhanewala koi nahin
Love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game.
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!