I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously
tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
Mary Mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
Stars have settled & moon will shine,
friendship matures like lovely wine,
a very lovely night to a friend of mine,
may your night be cool & fine
Good Night Dear
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
As the crescent moon is sighted...
And the holy month of Ramadan begins...
May Allah bless you with happiness
grace your home with warmth & peace !
Life as a penis
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b’hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!
IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth
Thousands of languages around this world
“smile” can beat them all.
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
O My Dear Valentine
Whatx Life ?
Life Is Luv
Whats Luv ?
Luv Iz Kissing
Whats Kissing ?
Cme Here Nd I Show U.
If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my �FRIEND� u r the �BEST�!
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
CHALO Aoo kainaat bant lete hen
TUM mere baqi sab tumhara...
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Birthday Message For Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”