A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.
Dont think of d few things dat u didn't get 4m god after praying!
Think of all those countless beautiful things that he gave u vdout even asking!
I remember him not as the
one who broke my heart.
But I remember him as the
one who teach me
how to live with a broken heart.
How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.
Life has 5 stars.
Kind star is MOTHER.
Action star is FATHER.
Ultimate star is TEACHER.
Top star is LOVER.
The super star is FRIEND.
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
in days of old wen knights were bold +condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like u were prevented.
sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!
Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Never stop striving
Keep your curiosity sharp
You’ll never become too old to
~ Good Morning ~
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
Women is symbol of power, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's day
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
Be kind to the father,
for when they were young,
Who loved these so fondly as he?
He caught the first accents that
fell from the tongue,
And joined in the innocent glee
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…
I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..