If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers,
If a hug was a second I’d send you hours,
If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea,
If love was a person I’d send you me.

The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;

I call him Dad!
Happy Father’s Day

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside

Dont See Othrs Doing Better Than You,
Beat Your Own Records Everyday,
Because Success Is a Fight Between YOU & YOURSELF

Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their
differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make
of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai

Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

U waited 9 months 2 c d world 1yr 2 walk 2yrs 2 talk 5yrs 2 start studyng BUT i really waitd too many yrs 2 find a sweet frnd like U !!Happy Friendship Day !

Goodnight my dear
I'm glad I have u near
For the many things u've brought me
There's nothing I shall fear
Goodnight my dear
Let my songs wipe ur tears
We've certainly got each other
And we always shall through the years

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?


Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
“Ramadan Mubarak”

Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H, ABIT remains. Take out A, still BIT remains, Finally take out B, still IT remains....

THE WORLD

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

MASTERPIECE

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Life is not always smooth and soft.
There may be narrow ways,
up and downs,
darkness and shadows.
Overcome everything with wisdom and patience.

Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon

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