I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, make you mad but put all that aside. You'll never find someone who cares and loves you more than me.
Please be my Valentine!

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;

I call him Dad!
Happy Father’s Day

Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT.
good luck

Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
And l say REMEMBER me lot.

My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's

What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you
This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

Nothing is predestination,
the obstacles of your past
can become the gateways
that leads to the new beginnings.

Just Wondering..!
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add “Too” If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Darling Really I Miss U From The Core !

Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock

Wel said:
sum1 askd me r u getng tired of being hurt?
I rplyd, i stil handle it..
Dey asked til wen?
I smiled n said... Until sm1 get tired of

Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..

A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.

When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

No nation is perfect,
It needs to be made perfect
Contribute towards the perfection of your country
Happy Independence Day