You are a gift wrapped in
ribbons of thoughtfulness and
trimmed with kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Dear god,
I don’t need lot of new friends,
as long as my true present friends stay with me,
bless them all,
especially the sweetest one reading this sms.

Do not rejoice over me,
O my enemy. Though
I fall I will rise; Though
I dwell in darkness,
the LORD is a light for me.- Mic. 7:8

If I was there tonight:
I would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
I would protect you against the monsters under your bed
and show you how much I care about you.
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
Good Night

Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

Trust your heart don't be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than you have imagined.You will have tried,you will have learned,you never have to live with regrets.It seems to me what wears us down the most in life aren't the chances we take but the ones we don't take,the dreams we put aside,the adventure we push away.So what ever you want in life go for it an dalways remember no-matter what trust youer heart Good Luck!

Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
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Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.

He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.

Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

Birthday
a day
that day.
this day.
brilliant day.
shiny day.
cool day.
bloomy day.
rainy day.
oh yar leave it.
i just want to say.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay

Success is like your own shadow,
If you try to catch then you will never succeed.
Ignore it and walk in your own way.
It will follow you.

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?

A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

PAtient: I've swallowed the film from my camera. DOCTOR: We'll just have to see what develops!

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