Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EASTER" Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That EASTER Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times...Remember me in ur prayers..
Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine.
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
“Blood Bank Robbed”
Friendship is chemical,
its dilutes your sorrow,
filters your mistakes and
you will find crystals of Love,
joy and happiness
Jaaney kyon rishton mai jazbaat badal jaate hain...
Kabhi log to kabhi halaat badal jaate hain...
If you want to say - Will you be my Valentine to your best friend going to be your girlfriend/beloved one this Valentine day 2014.
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
Who walks with us
through the difficult part of life?
One and only our slippers!!!!
So keep them safe
Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito
Growing seed makes no sound.
But falling tree makes huge noise.
Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet.
This is the power fo silence..!
This, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of GANESHA PUJA and always!!!!!! !!
“Happy GANESH PUJA”
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
Bewafa Woh Nahi Sayad Hum Hi Kharab The,
Zaher Ki Jarurat Nahi Hum Mar Jayenge Sharab Se.
Kanto Ka Dard To Hame Mahesus Hi Nahi Hua,
Shayad Bepanah Pyar Tha Hame Us Najuk Gulab Se..
Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.
Agr Apkoh Raat Mai Neend Nhi Ati Toh Ankhon Main
Ek Ek Drop Elfi Dal Lain Apkoh Nend B Achi Ayegi
AOr Subh Ankh B Nhi Khulegee
Zubaida Aapa Kay ANdha Dhund Totkay.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
PAtient: I've swallowed the film from my camera. DOCTOR: We'll just have to see what develops!
Kalam se dil ki awaaz likhta hu,
Gum aur judai ke andaz-e-bayan likhta hu,
Rukte nahin aankhon se aansu,
Jab bhi uski yaad me alfaz likta hu........
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
Unke saath rehte hai par izhar kar nahi sakte,
Unse pyaar karte hai par keh nahi sakte,
Yeh kaisa pyaar hai mera,
Unhe chahkar bhi pa nahi sakte.
Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strength full hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God’s Love.
Alway Makes you winner