If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
What would the
“The Mummy Returns”
I think U r very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face...
swEEEEEt. . . .
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
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What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG!
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank
A Group Of People
From My Ummah
Will Continue To Fight
In Defense Of Truth
Remain Triumphant Until
The Day Of Judgment.
Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein
aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Worries are like Moon. one day will increase, one day will decrease, other day may not be seen. So Don't Worry for Anything. Always Be cool. Good evening ...:-)
I wish an angel of
Mercy always sits
Next to you
Covers you with gentle
You walk wrapped in
Protected & peaceful forever
Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.
” .. Do not be terrified;
do not be afraid of them. The Lord your God, who
is going before you,
will fight for you.”- Deut. 1:29,30.