Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you.
I wait for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…
Please accept my heartfelt felicitation
on the auspicious occasion of Eid,
wishing you every success,
God Bless you and your family.
It's your birthday, and you know what that means--
You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 Days of Fun!
Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.
Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge
As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don't matter much. These common things aren't really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such. We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun. So Happy Birthday, and many more! We hope you make it to a hundred and two, Because we cannot even dream What life would be like without you.
When you’re down, I’ll be there to cheer you up. When you’re tired, I’ll be there to lift you up. I’ll be your friend no matter what! Happy Friendship Day !
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
I saw that wisdom is
better than folly,
Just as light is better
The wise man has eyes
in his head, while the
fool walks in the darkness; but I came to realise
that the same fate overtakes them both.- Ecc. 2:13,14.
My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
Birthday Message For Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.