I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.
" Fish said to water - u can't see my tears ,b'coz i m in u.
Water replied - but i feel ur tears b'coz u r in me."...
No matter hw many times I get hurt becoz of U, I won't leave U . Becoz even if I have a 100 reasons 2 leave U, I'll look for that 1 reason 2 fight 4 U.
Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
one day someone asked me:
“for how long you need this friend with you?”
I just cried and
dropped a tear of sorrow
into ocean and said:
“until you find that drop:
Stars are too far,
Sun is too hot.
Moon is unapproachable,
so God especially made friends like you,
so that I can say
“I have my own little universe”
A kid gets zero in a paper
Father angrily asks,
Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b'hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!
Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart!
So please keep active my Heart!
In this lovely night,
I pray to the blue moon
to protect you through the nite,
the wind to blow away your stress
the twinkle stars to guide you the way,
Sweet dreams GoodNight
Always have a unique character like SALT!
Its presence is not felt but absence makes all things tasteless!!
Gud day! :-)
I knew no beauty, until you appeared. I knew no sweetness until you came. I knew no joy, until you cared. I knew no sorrow, until you left. I know you will come back, and make me love again.
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
2 PYARI BATE"..
Apne Asuo Ko Itna Mehnga Krdo Ki Koi Unhe khridane
Ki Kosis Na Kre.
Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Krdo Ki Hr Koi Usko Pane
Ki Chahat Kre
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
May ALLAH bless & protect you!
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