When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”. When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER! Happy Friendship Day !
Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.
FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.
May the noor of this NIGHT illuminate
you heart,mind & soul
and may all your duas be answred.
“Surely you know how
it has been from of old,
ever since man was
placed on the earth,
that the mirth of the
wicked is brief, the joy
of the godless lasts but
- Job. 20:4,5.
I heard some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U
DOCTOR to patient: In your case, treatment is not expensive; but for the diagnosis, you might have to seek a bank loan!
A good friend
Not easy to obtain.
Difficult to maintain.
Impossible to regain.
Moral:- Menu sambaal ke rakho khushbakhto..!:-)
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
Doctor examining a boy in his surgery suddenly nipped out and asked his receptionist for a screwdriver. A moment later, he was out again asking for a hammer and a chisel. When he came out a third time, the boy's mother asked anxiously: For goodness' sake,doc! What's the matter with him? DOCTOR: I don't know. I haven't had a chance to examine him yet. I 'm still trying to get my bag open!
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn”t know English,
he said “Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight”
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
There are a million stars
a million dreams,
you are the only star for me,
the only dream I dream.
See you In Dreams.
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.