I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

Wo humare kab they jo beghane ho gaye, Zara se baat thi kya Fsane ho gaye, Kya use ilzaam du kya sunaye Haal_e_Dil ab koi hoga naya hum purane ho gaye,

Relation is what I share with you.
Success is what I pray for you.
Happiness is what I wish for you.
But remember is what I need from you.
Your Sweet Heart.

Please be my
V: Valentine
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
E: Eternity!
Happy Valentine's day!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

Sada Salamat rahy wo DUNIYA jis main tum rehty ho

HUM Apki Khatir Duniya ko DUA daity hain

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
ELLEN: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

i wish im a stone..

so when d tym comes dat dey want
me out of deir lyf
dey can throw me as far as dey cud.

i may break into pieces,

but at-least i wont fil any pain..

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

Let me define valentine - V~Very E~Eminent L~Lovely E~Energetic N~Nice T~Telented I~Inteligent N~Noble E~Everloving
4 me simply you, be mine valentine..

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

"Har ghari Intzar me Guzri,
har bahaar unki yaad me guzri,
Mein Ek Aisa Phul Hu Jise Rakh K Wo Bhul Gaye,
Tamam Umr hamari
Mai Guzri"..

What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.

(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
(,")> WHY?
<( )'
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.

Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

Kisi diljale ko koi apna banana q chahega,
Bekar mein koi apna dil jalana kon chahega,
Dikhawa hai ye mohabbat warna,
Pyar mein mit jana kyun chahega?