Make love to ur girlfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u good news on Mothers day &
U’ll have a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1
I wish that God would hold you tight.
I hope that angels will keep you in site.
Now just to make sure you feel all right,
I’m gonna wish you a wonderful Night!
In the ocean of your blue eyes;
Isee the image of mine;
so I dive in yours heart;
to measure the depth of love
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!
Sweeter than the candies,
Lovellier than the red roses,
more huggable than soft toys,
that’s what you’re,
here’s wishing you a valentines day,
that is as special as you are..
I know that Ganesha is happy with me…
For he has made my life so rich
with a friend like you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
Never waste an opportunity 2 say
‘I love U’ to someone U really like
B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.
How can I spell s_cces without u
C_te without u
Or H_mble without u,
Even Tr_st without u,
See I can’t even La_gh without u,
I don’t know what to do without u.
Hamare dil ka dard kisne dekha hai,
Jisne dekha hai sirf chehra dekha hai,
Dard to tanhaeyo me hota hai,
Aur mehfil me logon ne hume haste dekha hai
Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without-
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
As the Fajar azan begins
And the 1st holy fast begins
May Allah bless you with happiness
and grace your home with warmth & peace.
Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
A beautiful quote.
If your eyes are sweet,
you will love the world.
If your tongue is sweet,
the world will love you.
DOCTOR: How is your husband's lumbago? WIFE: Not too good. I rubbed his back with whisky like you told me to and he broke his neck trying to lick it off!
I Never Expect Others To SMS Me.
But I’ll Always Drop My SMS
Into Their Inbox To Show
I Still “Love & Remember” Them
With or Without Their SMS
I love the stars in the sky but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday,
I’m Just Fashionably Late.
I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didn’t Forget About You!
I Didn’t Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.