Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

The sun had raised from the east &
birds are singing happily &
butterflies are around the flowers.
It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say Good Morning to you..

Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in HIGH School!

L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======
L= loss of money.
o= out of mind.
v= vaste of time.
e= end of life.
So don’t LOVE.
Only pass your time.

I heard some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U

May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be
filled with peace and love.
Merry X-mas

Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.

,¤”’¤ .,. ¤”’¤,
¤ HAPPY .¤
‘¤ BIRTHDAY ¤’
‘¤, ,¤’
“¤,:,¤”
dil se…

I think U r very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face...

PATIENT: I think I have swallowed a pillow. DOCTOR: How do you feel now? PATIENT: Ifeel down in the mouth!

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

You must have
long range goals
to keep you
from being frustrated
by short range failures.

Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!

I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!

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