DOC to PATIENT: Say aah, now put out your tongue. As patient sat with mouth agape, doc wrote 2 prescriptions. DOC: Ah yes, that's fine, you may shut your mouth and he gave him the prescriptions and showed him out. NURSE: You dhdn't even look at his mouth, let alone examine his tongue or tonsils. DOC: Its nice to have a little peace and quiet when I'm writing out prescriptions!
Once Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked ALLAH
O ALLAH what you do when you’re happy?
ALLAH said: When I’m happy, I make it rain
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked again when you are much more happier then?
ALLAH said: I send guests
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) then asked what you do when you’re happy the most?
ALLAH replied: I create daughters!
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why?
Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend
Be more concerned with your character
than with your reputation.
Your character is what you really are
while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Bee love honey,
Miss love money,
Flower love due,
I LOVE YOU
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously
tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
Rulane ko apni kahani kafi H
ishq me 4 pal ki jindgani kafi H
dubne k liye samundar ki kya jrurat,
apni palko se tapka wo pani hi kafi H
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
The most beautiful words
by a wounded heart
“I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It”…
What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful
moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom