It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.

Born with personality is an accident but Dying as a personality is an achievement.
Your birth may be normal, but Your death should be history.
Practice like a devil and play like an angel.
Do or die is an old concept. Do it b4 die is a new concept.

This is acock sucker detector

Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....

The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...

COCK SUCKER !!

Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
No??
Think about it, have a great life…

Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de

Socha na tha ki wo muh mod legi. lekin usne muh mod hi liya.
socha na tha ki wo dil tod degi. lekin usne dil tod hi diya.
Maine socha ki wo sath nibhayegi. lekin usne raste mai mujhe chhod hi diya.

On your Engagement
My warm wishes for a lifetime
of joy and togetherness.

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,
maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai

Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings,
But it is sweetend by thoughts.
I care for you in own strange ways.
May be you will never know,
May be I’ll never show.

Jaab khamoos akhoo se baat hoti hai
ese he muhabbat ki suruwaat hoti hai
tumhare khyalo me khoye rahte hai
pata nahi kaab Din or raat hoti hai

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!

That friendship will not continue
to the end which is
begun for and end.

GOD never takes a day off
to love, care ,guide & protect us
in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always

Fark Bus Itna Sa Hai Pyar aur Khuda Me..
.
Ek ki Yaad Taqlif Deti Hai.. Aur
Dusre ki yaad Taqlif Me Aati He..!

You have landed your DREAM JOB
Congratulation and Good Luck

Anjaane me dil ganwaa baithe,
Is pyaar me na jaane kaise dhokha kha baithe..
Unse gila kya karein ab, bhool hamari hi thi..
Jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe.

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!

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