Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
A sPecIaL BrEakFasT 4 U
In ThE HoTeL Of My HEART
A BouL Of LOVE
A SPooN Of CÄRÉ
MeNu Is FRNDSHIP
PaY ThE BilL By Ur CuTe SmiLe.
=G= u= D= m=O=r=N=i=n=g
Girls are like roads,
More the curves,
More the dangerous they are.
The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn`t it rain on you?
There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can`t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day,
But u can be sure, they will be there when u wake up tomorrow,
Next year and forever.
As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.
I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
GOD never takes a day off
to love, care ,guide & protect us
in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always
L0ve hUrTS wHen U brEak uP wid s0mE 0nE huRTs eVen m0rE whEN s0mE 0nE brEaks uP U...
If kisses were rain, I would send u showers,
If fun was time, i’d send u hours,
If u needed a friend, i’d send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Hickory, dickory, dock
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin mecock,daclock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block!
PERFECTION is Impossible to be Achieved Completely
by Anyone in this World.
Bt if you Keep Chasing PERFECTION,
Somewhere on the way you may Catch EXCELLENCE!
Every bad situation will have something positive
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day.
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B”DAy
Some things are just better the way they are like you!