Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Kaise kahein k jindgi kya deti hai,
Har kadam pe ye daga deti hai,
Jinki jaan se bhi jyada kimat ho dil me,
Unhi se door rehne ki saja deti hai.
Complete this Sentence:
“I always wanted to tell U that ………….”
Text Me back with the Answer
Forward to see what Others Text U
Rply is Must.
My wishes are silent but true,
Every where they will follow you,
Luck is urs, wishes are mine,
I wish ur present and future will always shine.
An unfit man went to see the doctor and was told to take up jogging. DOC: You should run atleast ten miles a day. Two weeks later the man rang up the doc to tell him that he was feeling much better. DOC: That is excellent but you´d better come and see me this afternoon so I can examine you properly. PATIENT: But that´s impossible. I am 150 miles away!
ulfat na sahi nafrat hi sahi
hum ye bhi gawara kar lenge
ik yaad kisi ki dil me liye
jeene ka sahara kar lenge
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
As the candle light flame,
Ur life may always be happiness claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan
To a very special couple
Who make a perfect pair
This brings a wish for happiness
In the future you will share.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
I’ll walk wid u in every step of Life
But promise me You’ll hide your wings
when we walk together!
cause, i don’t want the world 2 know that u r
. . . . .an “Angle”
I’ll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
When I miss you,
I read your SMS.
When I want to see you,
I just close my eyes.
When I want to listen you,
I simply throw a stone over a Donkey.
The Best Time To Do Something Significant
Is Between Yesterday And Tomorrow
Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai,
haar kar muskurana zindagi hai
A Day Will Come . . .
When The Whole World Will
But Keep In Mind
April Fool Comes Once A Year
Its Ur Day ;->
One stone is enough to break a glass. One sentence is enough to break a heart. One second is enough to fall in love. and One SMS is enough to keep the relation alive. Happy Friendship Day !
I know just the person who needs “101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don”t worry it isn”t you! Happy Fathers”Day!
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Rok nahin paate yeh aansoo chalo aaj ji bhar ke behne do
Main tha kabka tanha ae dost mujhe tanha hi rehne do
Unse wafa karke yeh inaam paaya humne
Woh agar kahe mujhe bewafa to usse kehne do