The Shortest Distance between
a Problem and it’s Solution is
the Distance between your Knees
and the Floor. The one who Kneels
to Allah (Ta’Ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
Life is full of vibrations, not of bombs
But of harmony & happiness
Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality & Rhythm
Happy Independence Day
A lovely 'birthday princess' with such enchanting ways deserves the royal treatment on her special day of days!
May Your Every Birthday Wish Come True!
No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
just a CARING heart with lovely saying
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with
simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego…Thats Good Life…
Mom: Why are you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project
I heard some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jellycos shes doin a fuckin good job!
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
PSYCHIATRIST: You've been here for an hr. And there's one thing I definitely want you to do before our next session. Give up smoking. PATIENT: Will that help me? DOC: No, me. You've already burnt 2 holes in my couch!
In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…
You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.
I FELL FOR YOU
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20 meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..
And I’m proud to be a Pakistani,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Let the rain kiss you.
Let the rain beat upon your head
with silver liquid drops.
Let the rain sing you a lullaby.