I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
PATIENT: Good morning, doc! I dropped in to tell you how much I benefitted from ur treatment. DOC: But you are not one of my patients. PATIENT: I know, but my uncle was and I am his heir!
83;-) PATIENT: Couldn't you split my persomality? DOC: Why would you want a thing like that? PATIENT: Oh Doc, I am feeling so lonely!
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
should be handled carefully,
Because words when
are the hardest things to repair
A 100% successful... if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
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it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successfull
YOUNG DOCTOR: Do you mind if I ask you why you always ask your patients what they have eaten? OLD DOCTOR: Not at all my boy. Their food is very important. It helps me gauge my fees!
Zubaida Apa K T0tkay
Chahrey Ke Rangat Me Nikhar 00r Kel Mahas0n Sey Nijaat Me Ubtan Jesa Naqis Tareqa Tark Kren 00r Sasta 00r Nehayat M0assar Tariqa Apnaen Muhallay Ke Qarib Tar C0w Sey Mulaqat Karen 00r Unka Umda 00r Taza Khusb0dar G0bar Le K Chahre Pe Malyay Phr Daikhna Apka Yh Nikhar Dunya Daikhay Ge.
Zubaida Apa K T0tkay.
I want to touch you all over again n again.
through my heart and feeling
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
A True Relation Is-
When Someone Hurts U,
U Don't Hurt Back.
When Someone Shouts At U,
U Don't Shout Back.
Kitne karib aake daga de gaya mujhe
main bujh raha tha koi hawa de gaya mujhe
usne bhi khakh dal di mere ki kabr par
wo bhi mohabbato ka sila de gaya mujhe
Your birthday is the perfect day
to say I care,
because you will remember me
when u certainly make it a big affair,
and when you do hold a party…
I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair…!!
Belated Happy Birthday
The person who loves you, will fight with you more… But If you drop a tear, He will fight the world, to stop your tears. So Never losing the person who loves you. Happy Friendship Day !
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
I just wana give A HUG...
(oe)oe)..à ' Special person ' I dont GET 2 lake often, best wishes..
All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.