A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!”
Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
If you worry about a trouble it becomes double
but when you smile at it, it disappears like a bubble
so always smile at your problem.
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair
and when you do hold a party… I bet you will be the one
who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
People Cross My Mind
I Always Hve Such
Pleasant Thoughts Of You
You Always Bring Such
Happiness & Joy
Those Who Lift Me Up
Are Very Few …
Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
We gain & lose things every day.
But trust me on one thing:
You WILL NEVER LOSE ME!
I will always be there as a friend
Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart!
DEFINITELY U,My Friend:) !
Words are few, yet heart is true.
Friends I can make but none as sweet as you.
When God gave friends he was fair
But when I got you, I got more than my shares
Its human tendency to run behind people whom we love and neglect the ones who love us bcoz We r sure we'll never loss them ....strange bt very true... Good evening
I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.