Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!
Look, I”m turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.
Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each others minor failings.
Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka mazaa maloom H
Dard-e-dil ki inteha maloom H
Zindagi bahar muskurane ki dua naa dena
Mujhe pal bahar muskurane ki sazaa maloom H
Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.
Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.
Ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu,
ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen,
wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi,
ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE
Friendship is just like cricket,
so do not loose wickets..
if u loose that wickets
may be you have a defeat…
so don’t neglect friends.
Her Pal Gamo Ki Yaad Me Jalti Hai Zindgi. Bas Mom Ki Tarah Pighalti Hai Zindgi. Kya Raaz Hai Ye Isqh Hua Hai Jab Se, Barbadiyo Ki Raah Pe Bas Chalti Hai Zindgi.
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
It was always said of him, that he knew how 2 keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us,
and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed,
"God Bless Us, Every One".
Definition of a friend:- My friend shud be My medicine wen i am in pain, My letter wen i am far, My smile wen i am sad, My hanky wen i cry, And my life wen i die. Happy Friendship Day !