Tumse Door Jane Ka Hamara Irada Na Tha,
Tum Yaad Na Karoge Jante The Hum,
Par Itni Jaldi Bhool Jaoge Haume,
Yeh Andaza Na Tha!!!
A nice quote n the fact.. "closest relationship in the world have fought more battle than the enemies"
So keep fighting with loved one.. Gud evng. .
No great verses,
No pieces of art.
Just two special words
straight from the heart.
Pyar Me Bewafai Mile To Gum Na Karna Apni Aankhe Kisi Ke Liye Num Na Karna Wo Chahe Laakh Nafrat Kare Tumse Par Tum Apna Pyar Kabhi Uske Liye Kam Na Karna..
A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…
This life is too short to make and accelerate relations,
but I don’t know why people break the developed relations.
This life is too short to say something to loved ones,
but I don’t know why people keep silence for a long period.
This life is too short to make real friends,
but I don’t know why people break friendships.
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
"BHABI g" Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
Are you idiot?
Why you keep sending me SMS?
Who gave my number to you?
Never message me again.
Did I ever said that.
Than why don’t you sending SMS.
For the best dad who always had a smile for me.
Though we may be far apart right now,
But here’s a big hug and kiss for you
To let you know how special you are
Happy Father’s Day!
Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
Love is like chewing gum
it tastes only in the beginning
But friendship is like chocolate
it tastes till it ends.
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!