Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.

Some battles have to be fought alone,
Some paths have to be crossed alone,
So never be emotionaly attached with someone,
You never know when u havE to walk alone…

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,.
never say u r alone when i m still alive...{dedicated to my friend}
good luck and best wishes for ever

Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye..

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

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░H░A░P░P░Y░
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░B░I░R░T░H░D░A░Y░ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♫♪
Happy Special Bithday To You!!!

love is Divine
Be My Valentine
I will be yours for life time

Wo hame bhul gaye to ye koi bari bat nhi...
Aaj wo waqt hai k logo ko Khuda bhi yaad nhi...

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

darkness is every ware.
the birds r back there home.
road are quite
every body is sleeping.but i m not
u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night

An old man visited his doc. After a thorough exam, the doc told him: I have good and bad news for you. Which me would you like to hear first? PATIENT: Well, give me the bad news first. DOC: You have cancer and I estimate that you have about two years left. PATIENT: That´s terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you possibly tell me after this?
DOC: You also have Alzeimer´s. In about three months´ time, you are going to forget everything I told you!

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other… and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time…** Happy Friendship Day !

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai ke aap hamein bhula nai sakte.,

Tanhai Ka Usne Manzar Nahi Dekha,
Afsos Ki Mere Dil Ke Andar Nahi Dekha
Dil Tootne Ka Dard Wo Kya Jane?
Wo Lamha Usne Kabhi Jee Kar Nahi Dekha

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

Understand how Beautifully God Has added one More day in your Life.....
Not because You need it...
But because Someone else needs you..,
"HaPPY BithrdAy"!!!

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

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