Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
Question: What is an out-patient? Answer: A patient who has already passed out!
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day..
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
before going to
the Eid prayer.
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
t Still Seems Like Magic
Every Time I Remember
How Love Softly Touched Our Hearts
Bringing In Together
I Love You Happy Valentine’s Day
A mother's work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you "Happy Mothers Day"
I can say only one thing to my Mom ... She Gave me and my child a second chance in life. I love her so much it hurts... I wish she is a part of my life for
ever, I love u ma, Happy Mothers Day
PATIENT: I can't control my aggression. DOC: How long have you had thus problem?PATIENT: Who wants to know?
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
Leadership is not about the size of your office
title on your business card.
Its about the depth of your commitment
your passion to get things done.
Na kuch adhura chhod jayenge,
Na kiye hue waade tod jayenge,
Pure karenge armaan aap k,
Hum to shisha hain,
Tut k bhi apni chamak chod jayenge!!
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!