A woman accompanied by her husband went to the doctor. After his check up, the doctor called his wife to his office alone. He said: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don´t do the following, he will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare av espesially nice dish for him. Don´t burden him with chores. Don´t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for next 10 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife: What did the doctor say? She said: He said that you are going to die soon!
When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!
A beautiful quote.
If your eyes are sweet,
you will love the world.
If your tongue is sweet,
the world will love you.
In the flower my rose is you.
In the jewel my diamond is you.
In the sky my moon is you.
I am body my heart is you.
That’s why I always miss you.
If You can’t Fly !
If You can’t Run !
If You Can’t Walk !
But Keep Moving Towards Your Goal!
´ Help´ came a frantic cry in a train compartment ´ Is there a doctor here?´ ´ I an a doctor´ responded a man leaping in from the next compartment. ´ Who needs help?´ ´ I do´ a passenger responded gladly. ´ Tell me, what is the name of a throat dease consisting of six letters´!
Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."
Wishing that Lord Ganesha…
fills your home with…
Prosperity & fortune…
on Ganesh Chatrurthi
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b'hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!
Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN – TL + MAD – SEN + ICE – CEAD + SUCCESS + YES – CUE + OUT – TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=” I MISS YOU”
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name
Your friendship is a glowing ember
through the yar n each december
from its warm n livin spark
W kindle flame against da dark n
with its shining radiance light
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls