Hi,now i am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say good morning…
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.
There’s nothing sadder in the world
than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
What are you looking for?
I killed all those,
who were between I and U.
How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
what fun it is to
wish our friends
a very happy merry christmas.
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones... It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you
you have a special place in my heart!
I FOUND U
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!