I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…
Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end… Happy Friendship Day !
When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what
A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Will Celebrate
But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1
A pipe burst in a doctor´s house. He called a plumber who arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious things for a while and handed the doc a bill of £500. The shocked doc exclaimed: This ridiculous! I don´t even make that much as a doctor! The plumber quietly replied: Neither did I when I was a doctor
There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Happy Father’s Day
It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.
Hi to Sweet Person
who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,
Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,
Have a Sweet DAY,
Have a Sweet MORNING!!!
You must have
long range goals
to keep you
from being frustrated
by short range failures.
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!
“Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let”s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.”
Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr”s fee…
whole Day think of me….Good Morning…