I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,live in my heart and there for ever stay
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
Changed it every 3 months.
Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!
It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Kis Kis ko sunaun...Apne Gam Ka Tarana..
Pathar Ke Dil Walon.. Mera Dard Nahi Jana
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
before going to
the Eid prayer.
Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
GOD never takes a day off
to love, care ,guide & protect us
in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always
Some battles have to be fought alone,
Some paths have to be crossed alone,
So never be emotionaly attached with someone,
You never know when u havE to walk alone…
MBBS Final Exam:-
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
The child was born,
parents were blessed
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you
Jab koi Larki Ghar se Bhag kr Shadi
karny ki Dhamki dy to
Us k Ghar walo ko chahye k
Uski Tind kr den..
5 Maheny tak Bhagny ka name nahi ley Gi.
Boy friend dakh ly ga to wo khud hi Bhag
ZuBIDA AAPA K LOVE MERRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY.
It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,
It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,
It is my Heart which does both
when your thought comes to my mind.
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.