£50 note tattood on yourcock
3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted.To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease
the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
We met it was Luck!
We talked it was Chance!
We became friends it was Destiny!
We are still friends it is Faith!
We will always be friends its a Promise!
Muddat tamam hui koi afsana na mila
hum dhudhte rahe magar thikana na mila
lo aaj fir chali gayi zindgi nazro k samne se
aur use rokne ka koi bahana na mila.
I could fill a 1000 pages
telling U how I feel,
and still U would not understand.. So
now I leave w/o a sound,
except my heart shattering
as it hits the ground.
Vn I need friend, U R here wid me.
Vn I need help, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who care, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who luv, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who spcl, U also R here wid me.
I miss U so much.
Mary Mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn`t it rain on you?
In the ocean of your blue eyes;
Isee the image of mine;
so I dive in yours heart;
to measure the depth of love
Ek dard chhupa rakha hai, barso se dil me..
Dil karta hai aaj kah du bhari mehfil me..
Kyun aisa lagta hai ki, mere raste mujhse juda hain.
Aa vi kyun meri manzil mujhse khafa hai..
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Rok nahin paate yeh aansoo chalo aaj ji bhar ke behne do
Main tha kabka tanha ae dost mujhe tanha hi rehne do
Unse wafa karke yeh inaam paaya humne
Woh agar kahe mujhe bewafa to usse kehne do
my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U
y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ?
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
enjoy the colours of life
If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.