I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out

Doobta hai to pani ko dosh deta hai Girta hai to Patthar ko dosh deta hai..
Insaan bhi bada Ajeeb hai Kuch kr nhi pata hai to KISMAT ko dosh deta hai...

Let me define valentine - V~Very E~Eminent L~Lovely E~Energetic N~Nice T~Telented I~Inteligent N~Noble E~Everloving
4 me simply you, be mine valentine..


When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.

The person who loves you, will fight with you more… But If you drop a tear, He will fight the world, to stop your tears. So Never losing the person who loves you. Happy Friendship Day !

best picture..
the world..
()”‘”() ()”‘()
( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=

Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.

I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things you only imagine to see, But I have not seen anything sweeter than you...

A broken trust can be best described as a melted chocolate..
No matter what you do,
I t will never return to it's original form...!!

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

every things I need find in your arms..My! Valentine!

Sunshine is delicious,
Rain is refreshing,
Wind braces us up,
Snow is exhilarating;
There is really no such thing as bad weather,
Only different kinds of good weather.
Have A Good Rainy Day.

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I”ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

The Shortest Distance between
a Problem and it’s Solution is
the Distance between your Knees
and the Floor. The one who Kneels
to Allah (Ta’Ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.