TYPE OF EGGS

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.

When you start your day.
Keep 3 words in your pocket
TRY – TRUE – TRUST
TRY- for better future
TRUE – with your work
TRUST – in Allah
then success will be at your feet!

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

YOUR SMILE

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

How can I spell s_cces without u
C_te without u
Or H_mble without u,
Even Tr_st without u,
See I can’t even La_gh without u,
I don’t know what to do without u.

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.

A sweeter smile,
A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.
May ALLAH be with you always.

Good Luck

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Look, I”m turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Few Relations in Earth Never Die.
Want to know What it is?
Read again..
(F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

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