Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
He that would make his own liberty secure,
must guard even his enemy from opposition;
for if he violates this duty he establishes
a precedent that will reach himself.
3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha
namak kam lga...
1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
Sb baithe rahe...
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God's Blessings.
A 100% successful... if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successfull
Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.
Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself
Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
Sun kissed gold,
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.
when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day..
Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
Todays Promise :
The LORD is good to
those who wait for Him,
to the soul who seeks Him. Lamen.3:25
Fear not, wait and see
the wonder of the Lord.
The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.
Strong and true relationship is not about Whom you have known the longest..! who came 1st or who cares the best..! It’s all about who came and never left…! Happy Friendship Day !
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
Freedom in the mind,
Faith in the words,
Pride in our hearts &
Memories in our souls…
Let’s salute the nation on Independence Day!
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!