Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strength full hands,
focused mind and determined decision with God”s Love.
Always Makes you winner

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

SHE..

She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.

Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

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I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in HIGH School!

A man told his psychiatrist that he felt he had a split personality. The doctor charged him double!

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("o o")
I just wana give A HUG...
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(oe)oe)..à ' Special person ' I dont GET 2 lake often, best wishes..

All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

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Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
you mean.?
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!

In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

when someone hurts you and you didn’t hurt back
when someone shouts at you and you didn’t shout back
but
when someone needs you
you always come back

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

Each day I meet someone new.
But never find another you!
The world is full of people,
its true..
Yet no one ever equals to you.

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Sleeping time
Has expired.
SO
Please
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And get up.
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