When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
( \\ ) one for the friendship
( \\ ) One for the money.
( \\ ) One for the happiness
( \\ ) One for the popularity
PATIENT: Everytime I get into the bed, I think there is someone under it. You've got to help me. PSYCHIATRIST: Come to me thrice a week for two years & I'll cure your fears.I'll charge you only $100 a visit. PATIENT: I'll think over it. Six months later doc met the patient. PSYCHIATRIST: Why you never came to see me? PATIENT: For $100 a visit? A carpenter cured me for $10.PSYCHIATRIST: Is that so? How? PATIENT: He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.
Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya
Life has 5 stars.
Kind star is MOTHER.
Action star is FATHER.
Ultimate star is TEACHER.
Top star is LOVER.
The super star is FRIEND.
There is no color in the rain
It’s only water, wet and plain.
It makes damp spots upon my book
And splashes on my new dress, look!
But puddles, in the rainy weather,
Glisten like a peacock’s feather.
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
It is Mere in French, Mutter in German, Ammee in Urdu, Mom in English, Ma in Hindi. It still means the same to all of us SPECIAL. Happy Mothers Day!
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter
ZARDARI Per Essay Aap1952 Me Paida Huway
Aap Ne Begharti Ke Ibtedai Taleem Apny M0haly Sey Sh0r0 Ke
00r Aala Taleem K Liye Jail Chly Gay
Jb Dkait H0ny Ka Crtifict Hasil H0a T0 Ap Ny H0k0mat K Khzany K0 L0tny K Plan Bnany Sh0r0 Ker Diy 00r Phr Benzir Sey Shadi Ke
Ap Ny Pr0fssi0nal Begharti Ka Aghaz Km Umri May He Ker Dya 00r Jld He Mr10% Msh00r H0 Gaye
Phir Kurse E Sadarat Pe Aa Bethe 00r Mulk L0tney Mein Apna M0qam Banaya
Apki Wafat Ka P00ri Q0um K0 Be Chainee Sey Intizar Hay.
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
Kabhi Dil Ko Kabhi Shama Ko Jala K Roye..
Teri Yaad Ko Dil Se Laga K Roye
Raat Ki God Me Jab So Gyi Duniya Sari
Chand Ko Teri Tasveer Bana k Roye