Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me.
The moment a child is born,
The mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed,
but the mother,
A mother is something absolutely new.
Teacher Asked: What is forgiveness…?
A cute lovely girl replied: Its a wonderful smell
that a flower givew when its being crushed.
Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.
There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
May ALLAH bless & protect you!
Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. Take care.
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
Get up from your softy softy bed.
Open your teeny weeny eyes.
Wear that jolly wolly smile.
and say to yourself Good Morning
from me, Have a nice day.
I would cross a thousand oceans
just to hold you tight.
I would climb a thousand mountains
just to be with you every single night.
Darling I miss you so much.
Why was the students report card all wet?
Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
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Some things can nevr be change as my feeling for u always.
A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!