PSYCHIATRIST to Patient: You have nothing to worry about. Anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a failure!
65:-l DOC: What is the matter with you? PATIENT: Typhoid fever. DOC: That illness either kills you or leaves you an idiot. I know because I've had it!

I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai, Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.

Sukun apne dil ka maine kho diya,
khud ko tanhai ke samundar me dubo diya.
Jo tha mere kabhi muskurane ki wajah,
aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya...

There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Independence is a Precious gift of God
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day to You

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

Once people told me love is true,
I didn't believe it till I found you,
Now that u gone, I'm going crazy,
I wish u would here n tell me “I love you”

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each others minor failings.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!

Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay
1 juta 1 kony me or dusra juta dusry kony me
rknay se chapal chori nahi hogi.

(Eid k moqa par Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka)

A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.

Ye jo meri ankhon se lali nahi jati
ke is dil se teri yaad nikali nahi jati
koi aaye aur sambhale isko
ham se to ye jageer sambhali nahi jati

U waited 9 months 2 c d world 1yr 2 walk 2yrs 2 talk 5yrs 2 start studyng BUT i really waitd too many yrs 2 find a sweet frnd like U !!Happy Friendship Day !

Har ek jazbat ko dua nahi milti,
Har ek arzu ko zuban nahi milti,
Muskan sajae rakho to duniya hai sath,
kyuki aansu ko to ankho mein bhi panah nahi milti.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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