Zindagi Me 2 Cheeze Bahut Taklif Deti Hai- Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Na Ho Uske Sath jeena......! Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Ho Uske Bagair jeena..
The greatest weakness
of most humans
is their hesitancy
to tell others
how much they love them
while they’re alive.
IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
Smile is a cooling system of heartSparkling
system of eyesLighting system of faceRelaxing
system of mindSo,activate all systemSMILE. .
Zindgi ke safar ko lfzo me piroya H
Apni har gzal ko dard me bhigoya H
Wah wah na kehna meri nazm pe yaaron
Ki aaj fir se ye dil dard mein roya H...
A mother's work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you "Happy Mothers Day"
Your Engagement day is full of joy
Tomorrow you cannot see.
But one thing's sure for the two of you
The best is yet to be.
If you stand for a reason,
be prepared to stand alone like a tree,
and if you fall on the ground,
fall as a seed that grows back to fight again…!!!
In a rural district, a farmer war helping at his delivery by holding a kerosene lamp for the doctor. When the doc had produced not one, bv three fine babies, the farmer dirappeared. DOC: Come back with that lamp. I think there is another baby. FARMER: I will not, I think its the light which attracting them!
What is the velocity of the darkness ?
Pink Vagina Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
Kya Aap k paas Zubaida aapa ka Number hai?
Mujhey sirf ye puchna tha k tooth paste Zyada
nikal aaye to wapis tube mai kaisy jaye ga.
Disappointment are like road hump,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy
the smooth road afterward.
Don’t stay on the humps too long.
If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
What would the
“The Mummy Returns”
Of all the smiles you received today,
there is a smile you didn’t receive.
A smile not from the lips
but from the heart,
a smile that came from me to you.
Say be my Valentine on this Valentine's Day 2014, 14th of February in special way to your girlfriend. Cute, sweet valentines day sms, that expresses your everlasting love to your sweetheart! Let your lover know who's on your mind on this day. Share sweet words of the heart to your special beloved on Valentine’s Day.
It is time for Holi and I hate being away from you all. My exams are close so I can
not afford to meet you. I know you will miss me too. Mama, thank
You very much for the excellent gujiyas that you couriered. My friends liked it a lot
and are grateful to you. Hope to see you soon.