How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.
Girt: Rascal you are with me for that?
Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

world is mine
BUT
Universe is yours.
Star is mine
BUT
Galaxy is yours.
Mars is mine
BUT
Planets are yours.
You are mine
BUT
I am yours.

As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.

Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

My wishes are silent but true,
Everywhere they will follow you...
Luck is yours,Wishes are mine...
I wish your present & future always shine...
Good Evening

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

When emotions play their role heart cries,
when heart cries it doesn’t make any sound
and a person who listens to
the unmade sound is called ‘FRIEND’

“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word….

but do u know what is LOVE?

L= Loss
O= Of
V= Valuable
E= Energy….

So don’t LOVE..

FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

Wen Kids Learn 2walk,
They Keep Falling
But 2them Its Not Failing, It’s Learning.
So There’s Nothing Called Failure.
Everything Is A Learnig

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

(G)rapes
(O)range
sap(O)ta
(D)ates
(M)ango
p(O)megranate
st(R)awberry
water-melo(N)
p(I)neapple
ba(N)ana
(G)uava
Have a fruity day..

If wishes came in rainbow colours,
I would send you the brightest ones
To say, Happy Holi !

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?

a. constiPATION.

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