Fill these blanks with Yes or No…..
1._______________ I don’t have a brain.
2._______________ I don’t sense.
3. _______________ I am stupid.
4._______________ I am not a human.
Try to fill.

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.

Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.

Door of memories will never close.
How much we miss our dears no one knows.
Days will pass like years,
and we will remember
the memories in silent tears.

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly. (Sarah Malin)

KILL d Stress B4 it Kills U

REACH d Goal B4 it Kicks U

HELP Every1 B4 Sum1 Helps U

LIVE Life B4 Life Leaves U
Keep smiling:-)

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark! valentines day wishes

Before You Speak-Listen!
Before You Write-Think!
Before You Spend-Earn!
Before You Criticize-Wait!
Before You Pray-Forgive!
Before You Quit-Try!
Before You Die-Live…

Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!

Having a crush is sweet
Falling in Love is exciting
Having a heart break shocks
But having a friend like you
Totally Rocks

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Always try to be a first place Winner,
coz the second place winner is the first Loser.

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

→ On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!

"If there\'s something that you\'re dreaming Of then may it all come true, Because you deserve it all...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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