Be more concerned with your character
than with your reputation.
Your character is what you really are
while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
The Test Of Friendship Dosen’t Comes When U R 2gether. It Comes When U Part Ways & U Realize That Despite The Distance, The Friendship Is Still There… Happy Friendship Day !
I FELL FOR YOU
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
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Jeeto: If I die what ‘ll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man
YOUNG DOCTOR: Do you mind if I ask you why you always ask your patients what they have eaten? OLD DOCTOR: Not at all my boy. Their food is very important. It helps me gauge my fees!
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?
Hamari to duaa hai koi gila nahi wo gulaab hai jo aaj tak khila nahi aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile jo aaj tak kisiko kabhi mila nahi happy birthday my dear.............:)
It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.
Happy Fathers Day
Happy Fathers day means more
than have a happy day
It means i love you first of all
Then thanks for all you do
It means you mean a lot to me
and that I honor you
I fondly remember the Holi we celebrated together. We had so much fun, having that
bhang thandai for the first time. I remember Riti you gave me only one spoon of it
and had a glass full for yourself. But I know you will never forget how much trouble
you had later when you were not coming out of the bathroom. Wish we could have the
same fun again.
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you
Flowers need time, sunshine and patience to grow.
friendship needs love, understanding and honesty to grow.
And friends are like flowers,
they add beauty and meaning to your life.