Valentines Day is a day of luv,
No 1 gives me more luv than u,
U brighten up my Each day,
U deserve my undying luv,
Will U Be my valentine????
Agaar Raat K0 S0tay Waqat
Jali H0i Cigratte Mu0n Me Rakh K
S0ya Jaye T0 Kharatay Latay Waqat
Khud Bah Khud Kash Lagega
Zubaida Aapa Ka Dh0nwan Dar T0tka.
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Barsi Ankhe Jiski Yaad Me Barsat Ki trah,
Wo B BadaL Gaya Mere HaLat Ki trah,
HaaL Jite Ji Koi Puchta Nhi
Fir Maut Pe Q Ate Hai Sab Barat Ki trah..0
It's not hard to sacrifice something for someone....
But it's hard to find sum1 who deserves ur sacrifice..."!
I Studied But Never T0pped
T0day T0ppers 0f Best Universities
Are My Empl0yees
Neither I T0pped N0r
I Study T0day I M President
Smile is a cooling system of heartSparkling
system of eyesLighting system of faceRelaxing
system of mindSo,activate all systemSMILE. .
Dard hota hai mgur shikwa nhi krte,
kaun khta hum wafa nahi krte,
aakhir q nahi badalti taqdeer meri,
kya mere chahne wale mere liye dua nhi krte....
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Halaat Se Pyar ki Saza mil Gayi
dekthe hi dekthe zindagi Badal Gayi
pyasi nigahe liye Khade the hum unke intezar mein
unhone hame dekha aur unki rahe badal gayi
Luck is not in your hands,
But work is in your hands.
Your work can make your luck,
But your luck can’t make your work.
Always trust yourself and do your best.
Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo
Ye jo meri ankhon se lali nahi jati
ke is dil se teri yaad nikali nahi jati
koi aaye aur sambhale isko
ham se to ye jageer sambhali nahi jati
Majboor mohabbat jata na sake,
Zakhm khate rahe kisi ko bata na sake..
Chahato ki had tak chaaha use.
Sirf apna Dil nikaal kar use dikha na sake..
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U.
Happy Merry Christmas.
Treat life as sea, heart as d seashore & FRIENDS like d waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which 1 touches d seashore. Happy Friendship Day !
A simple friend
thinks the friendship over
when you have an argument.
A real friend
it’s not a friendship
you’ve had a fight.