Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Give me one kiss to go to sleep.
Give me two kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses to,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.
A man ran into the emergency room and said to the first doc he saw: Quick! Do you know the cure for the worst case of hiccups in history? Without saying a word, the doc drove a knee into the man's groin forcing him to draw down a massive gulp of air. DOCTOR: There, bet you don't have hiccups any more. The man
wheezed through his teeth: No, but my wife in the car does!
BUSINESS KYA Hai
BAAP: Main tmhari Shadi apni mrzi sey kr0nga
BAAP: Larki Zardari ki beti hai.
BETA: Phir Thek hai.
Baap Zardari ke pas gaya.
BAAP: Main tmhari beti k0h bahu banana chahta
BAAP: Mera beta W0rld Bank ka CE0 hai.
Zardari: Phir Thek hai.
Baap w0rld bank k President k pas jata hai.
BAAP: Mere bete k0h bank ka CE0 bana d0.
BAAP: W0h Zardari ka damad hai.
Presidnt: Phir Thek hai.
“YEH hai BUSINESS”
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U.
Happy Merry Christmas.
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
But why always ME, ME and ME..???
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
An icing can make a cake so sweet, A string can make a balloon so high, A matches can make a candle so bright, i hope that my simple hi can make you smile and happy.
It's your birthday time again; It's true; there's no denying, Another year has come and gone; You know that I m not lying. So for you, the birthday person, Here's what I want to say: I hope this birthday the best one yet, In every delightful way. So happy birthday to you. Have lots of birthday fun! May your birthday wishes all come true, Even if you have a ton.
Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge
IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – …….stays * quite*
IT guy – I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do
Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) I have work.
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.
Vn I need friend, U R here wid me.
Vn I need help, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who care, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who luv, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who spcl, U also R here wid me.
I miss U so much.
Everyone wants happiness,
no one needs pain.
its not possible
to get a rainbow
without a little rain..
When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..