Fareb tha hassi me aashiqui samajh baithe,
Maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe,
Waqt ka majak tha ya badnaseebi hamari,
Unki do baaton ko chahat samajh baithe

a mans ocupation
is to stick hiscockulation
up a wommens ventulation to
increase the population of the
younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!

Happy Eid Mubarak
I know its too early.
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Tomorrow Grows.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Itna dard hai ki ro bhi nahi paa rahe hain,
Hosh gum hain, nahi jaante kahan jaa rahe hain,
Hamne to tumhare siwa duniya bhi nahin dekhi,
Aaj bhari duniya mein tanha nazar aa rahe hain.

I heard someone whisper ur name,
But when i turned around to c who it was,
I noticed that I was alone.
Then, I realized it that we are no longer together.

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

Adam and Eve started love;
Romeo and Juliet introduced it;
Devdas and Paro suffered due to it;
Laila and Majnu died for it;
So my dear friend, please beware of it as February 14 is very near.
Happy Valentine's day 2015

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont
always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u
always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom

A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life

When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.