One day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when
I already exist why are you here? friendship
replied “to make faces smile when u leave
the tears!

A little difference between
Promises & Memories.
Promises: We break them
&
Memories: They break us.

First man: You got to see my doctor. He is very reasonable. Second man: How´s that? First man: Well, if you can´t afford the operation, he touches up the x-rays!

Friendship is a priceless gift, That cannot be bought or sold. But it’s value is far greater, Than a mountain of gold. Happy Friendship Day !

Luv me tender
Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin!

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

3 Cheezain zindgi mein 1 bar milti hai,WAALDEN,HUSN or JAWANI
3 Cheezain soch samajh kar uthao,QADAM,
QASAM or QALAM
3 Cheezain soch kar karo,
MOHABBAT, BATEIN or FAISLA

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot

Na kuch adhura chhod jayenge,
Na kiye hue waade tod jayenge,
Pure karenge armaan aap k,
Hum to shisha hain,
Tut k bhi apni chamak chod jayenge!!

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

After examining an attractive lady, the doc beamed: Mrs Smith, I have got good news for you! PATIENT: Pardon me, its Miss Smith. DOC: Oh. Well, Mrs Smith, I have got bad news for you!
52:-( " Doc, what's wrong with me?" " Madam, you are too fat, you use too much rouge and lipstick, you have hair bleached, you smoke too much and one other thing - you are in the wrong office. The doc is next door!

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

Do you know that beside valentine day,
the whole week (infact 2 weeks) is dedicated for various purpose,
have a look at the list below:-
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINE�S DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up

Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.

Quaid-e-Aazam
Baani-e-Millat
Fatima Jinah
Madr-e-Millat
Liyaquat Ali
Shaheed-e-Millat
0r
Zardari
Petr0l Ki Qillat
Gass ki Qillat
Bijli ki Qillat
Zillat he Zillat.

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

When I Realized I Found That
I Have Lost My Precious Time To Get Something
Which Was Neither Mine
Nor Matters To My Life

Some people believe in God,
Some don’t,
I believe in you,
I love you

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