Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
People who believe a problem can be solved tend to become busy solving it.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend because you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in
a sleepy mood to say please sleep"gud night"
What is real but invisible? Ur love. What is true but unfair? Ur away from me. What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile. What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship Happy Friendship Day !
If you talk or say something
without thinking about it
this is not a success.
If you think and talk or say something
this is real success of your life.
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!
A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.
Today if anyone praises you
for your beauty, nature, style and attitude
How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st?
Dont afraid its me.
Just putting a blanket of love upon you.
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone.
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams.
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Have A GooD DaY
Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.