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""" FOR MONEY,
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby. :)
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
If a guy can't handle you in sweat pants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve you in a wedding dress.
Happy Valentine's day!..
Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing?
And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly…
Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
(*) Happy Mother's Day (*)
It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.
TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Udasi per hi kayem hai nizam-e-zindagani bhi
bichar jata hai sahil se galey mil mil ke paani bhi....
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
I Will REMEMBER Him
As The One Who BROKE My Heart
As The One Who TAUGHT Me
To LIVE With Broken Heart
LOVE YOU SWT HEART
Wot's the best thing about babies ?
MAKING THEM !
Hamare dil ka dard kisne dekha hai,
Jisne dekha hai sirf chehra dekha hai,
Dard to tanhaeyo me hota hai,
Aur mehfil me logon ne hume haste dekha hai
Barsi Ankhe Jiski Yaad Me Barsat Ki trah,
Wo B BadaL Gaya Mere HaLat Ki trah,
HaaL Jite Ji Koi Puchta Nhi
Fir Maut Pe Q Ate Hai Sab Barat Ki trah..0
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
We Sleep With Our “WIFE
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!