Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.

LOVE Is medicine,
For any kind of pain.
But
Be sure that…!
There is no medicine in the world,
For the pain given by LOVE.

Mom: Why are you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project

Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don't worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

A man told his psychiatrist that he felt he had a split personality. The doctor charged him double!

May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)

It is a
S”imple”
M”ind touching”
I”nteractive”
L”ong lasting”
E”ffect which Wins the hearts.
Yes..
Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always,
good morning!

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

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