Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

In an exam,
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.
A cute child wrote:
"combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.":-)

Always have a unique character like SALT!
Its presence is not felt but absence makes all things tasteless!!
Gud day! :-)

Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

in days of old wen knights were bold +condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like u were prevented.

You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day

Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.

Boris Pasternak

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

Life is not just waiting for someone
who is made for you.
But life is living for someone,
who lives because of you.

Gehri thi Raat Lekin Hm Khoye Nhi..
Drd Baut Ta Dil Me, Pr Hm Roye Nhi..
Koi Nhi Hmara Jo Puche Hmse..
Jag Rhe Ho Kisi K Liye Ya Kisi K Lye Soe nahi..

Marriage Advice
Whenever you are wrong admit it
Whenever you are right shut up

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
Yet to be seen.

An ideal day should begin
with a cute little yawn on your face!
A cup of coffee in your hand
And a message from me on your mobile!!!
Hope you have had all the three!!!
Good Morning….

whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!