Always have a unique character like SALT!
Its presence is not felt but absence makes all things tasteless!!
Gud day! :-)
Fights for friends.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Gossips about affairs.
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
If I could give you only 1 thing in my life,
I would give you the ability
to see yourself through my eyes.
Only then would you realise
how special you are to me.
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Inkar ki c lazzat iqraar me kahan hy ?
bharta hy shoq GHALIB unki nhi nhi se
You cannot dream yourself into a character
you must hammer and forge yourself 1.
Wo Muskura Rahe Hai Hume Tanha Chod Kar,
Kiye Huye Saare Waado Ko Tod Kar. Unke Siva Kahi Dil Lagta Bhi Nahi,
Ab Kya Karenge Hum Apne Toote Huye Dil Ko Jod Kar
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
I miss my Fr¡ends,
When I see some other Gang sitting around, caring, slapping each other.
Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughters,
Though stranger to me,
they represnt a part of my life i lost somewhere,
I miss my friends.
I like you all, I love u all, Stay happy where ever you are.
Once the moon winks at u tonight,
I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight.
Hope your day was quite all right
& now I bid u a lovely goodnight
Happy Happy Father’s Day
Here’s A Little Song To Say
“Happy, Happy Father’s Day”
No One’s Father Is So Sweet.
Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat.
Happy Happy Father’s Day;
I Love You In A Big Way!!
Wen nite cums look 2 da sky,
if u c a falling star dont wonder Y.
Just make a vsh,
trust me it will cum true,
coz wen i did it, i found U.
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!
Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Hai, Pyaar Hai Tum se
Jazbaton Ki Koi Numayish Nahin Ki
Pyaar Ke Badle Sirf Pyaar Manga Hai
Rishte Ki To Koi Guzarish Nahin Ki
Little Miss Drugy little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Night is not only for sleep,
It's to Forget today's Sorrow,
To dream today's Joyness & to receive Tomorrow's
Happenings. "Happy End of the day"
To live a life I need heartbeat,
To have heartbeat I need a heart,
To have heart I need happiness,
To have happiness I need a friend,
To have a friend I always need you.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.