You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
I wish you that quarrel, misunderstanding and misfortune will never ever touch you.
Have a long and happy life together!
what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth
Leader - Allah
Guide - Quaran
Lyrics - Aazan
Loyality - Imaan
Request - Dua
Protection - Fitra
Oath - Kalma
Exercise - Namaaz
Self Control - Roza
So Good Luck 4 Ramazan
khuda na jab tumhein banaya hoga
unke dil mein bhi sukun aaya hoga
pahle socha hoga tumhein apne pass rakhne ko
phir unhe mera khyal aaya hoga.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Haseen chehre par,
Kabhi aetbaar na karna,
Tod dete hai dil,
Kabhi pyaar na karna,
Hai guzarish doston se meri,
Mar jaoge woh na aayenge,
Kabhi intezaar na karna.
I wish to be a magic man
so I can write your name in the sky,
waters and on the moon.
So that any one who will look up to the sky,
drink the water and watch the moon
in the nite will see the kind of love I’ve for you.
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u,
my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u,
my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u
& my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
We Often Fail to Understand
the one Who Is Very Close to us,
Coz the Book When Held
Very Close to Our Eyes
Is Very Difficult to Read!
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Your friendship is a glowing ember
through the yar n each december
from its warm n livin spark
W kindle flame against da dark n
with its shining radiance light
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
Hadse banke log yahaan mila karte H
Zakhm dene ke hi saaman diya karte H
Roz gir jaati hai deewar tere wadon ki
Roz hi hum maut ke saaye mein jiya karte H.
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP yourself
Birthday girl, today's your day! Time to eat cake, sing songs, and play! There are so many ways to have birthday fun--Here's hoping you get to do every one!
Happy, Happy Birthday!