A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
NOT TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
NURSE: Who is your family doctor? PATIENT: Hard to say. NURSE: Surely you must know his name. PATIENT: It's not as easy as that. Mom goes to an eye doc, dad to a stomach doc, my brother is being treated by a psychiatrist and I'm under an orthopaedician!
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ansu na hote to aankhen itni khoobsurat na hoti
drd na hota to khusi ki kimat na hoti agr mil jata koi
chahne se to rab ki jrurat na hoti
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
Jaane Kyu Khuda Ne Chahat Banayi
Is Chote Se Dil Mein Ek Tasvir Basayi
Pa Lena Chata Tha Mai Hr Khushiya Jamane Ki
Mjhe Kya Pta Tha K Upar Wale Ne Meri Hi Kismat Mai Likhi Thi Tanhai..
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
An occasion to cherish and be close to loved ones,
to be able to break free from our differences,
bring joy in other people’s life
is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid.
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Ajeeb sa dil me ek ehsaas hai
Lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas ha
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda
Aaj bas me nahi jazbaat hai...