Happiest people don’t have
“Every thing best” in life.
They just make the “Best of Every thing”
that life brings their way!!
Sun came out
with pipe of clay.
blew a bubble
stuck a rainbow
on one side.
Old friends are gold!
New friends are diamonds!
If you get diamonds,
don’t forget gold.
Because only gold can hold a diamond.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
When we pray, Allah hears more than we say,
HE answers more than we ask,
HE gives more than we imagine but,
In HIS own time, In HIS own way!
S0 wish you best of luck may ALLAH bless you always!.
Don’t be scared by a person
Who practices a 100 kicks one time,
Fear a person
Who practices 1 kick a 100 times.
Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
Think about it, have a great life…
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
Suspense how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a
sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open your
eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
I always see spots before my eyes. DOCTOR: Didn´t the new glasses help? PATIENT: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer!
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah