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Where are the first 6 up's ?
A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
M.A is married again
Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke..
Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke..
Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe..
To Keh Dena Abhi Soya Hain Tuje Yaad Karke
Bethe hen raah-e-guzar per dil ka diya jalaye
shyed k wo dard smje shyed k wo lout aye..!!
dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti, ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote, yeh zindagi to aap ki amaanat thi warna, hum to kab ke mar gaye hote!
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
Joy, Joy, Joy,
We can play with our cousins
We can eat so many sweets
We can fire crackers
We can worship Goddess Lakshmi because
It is Diwali
Har roj unki yado me kho jate hai.
unki tasvir Aankho me lekhar sote hai.
bhig n jaye ye tasvir Aansuo se,
isliye ham Aankho se nahi dil se rote hai.
Be more concerned with your character
than with your reputation.
Your character is what you really are
while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!
i'm here 4eva!
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Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
A kid gets zero in a paper
Father angrily asks,
Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
PSYCHIATRIST to his receptionist: Ah....there goes the only woman I've ever loved. RECEPTIONIST: So, why don't you marry her? PSYCHIATRIST: Can't afford to. She's my best patient!
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)