Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

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I love YOU!!!

Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday

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“-..-”‘-..-” MY
SWEET HONEY!

No nation is perfect,
It needs to be made perfect
Contribute towards the perfection of your country
Happy Independence Day

Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself;
but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.

American,
a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.

Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!

Night is Silent,

Night is Beautiful,

Night is Calm,

Night is Quiet..

But

Night is not complete

Without Wishing U

Good night.

Sweet dreams!.

A bird sitting on the branch of a tree
doesn’t get frightened by the shaking branch,
b’cse the bird trusts not the Branch,
but its Wings!!

Good morning
With a great light of sun
With the songs of birds
With the great Azaan of Masjid
With the Quraan
With the happiness
With a great smile
And with the morning prayer
Have a nice day

When you are at the end of the rope,
just tie “one” knot and hang on
ill surely come and tie the remaining ” two” around you…..
remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! !
whenever , wherever ill be there for you
good night and sweet dreams!!

Fallen flowers can not climb back.
So do not think about the past.
Love the Present.
Live for the Future,
with a beautiful & sweet Smile.:-)

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

This is acock sucker detector

Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....

The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...

cOCK SUCKER !!

Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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