Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

To my dad on his day,
Of whom I am a living will:
May your happiness fulfill
Your goodness, as is just and right.
Deeds are seeds upon the night
As wind and wonder have their way,
Delivering the destined light.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

SPEAK NOT MY TEARS
NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS
THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART
ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE
PLACE ALL ITS PIECES TO THE FIRE NEAR
FORGET THOSE DAYS WHEN SOMEONE CALLED IT DEAR!
ALONE I HAVE TO WALK THERE
DO NOT DREAM OF THE SKY THAT WAS CLEAR
ITS MY STORY THAT DOES NOT FINISH
UNTIL MY SOUL DISSOLVES IN THE AIR....

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.

Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
you mean.?
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!

A man walks into the doctor´s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. He asks: What´s the matter with me? Doc replies: You are not eating properly!

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now its time to fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak ans mouth can”t speak so hope this night shall
be nice and sweet. Good Night.

The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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