Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."
Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
they even can’t live without each other!
Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality
so keep smiling
A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"
Experiences are like waves,
They come to you on shore of life,
Drag the sand from beneath your feet,
But each wave makes you stand on a new base.
S-Sets You Free
M-Makes You Special
I-Increases Your Face Value
L-Lifts Up You Spirits
E-Erases All Your Tensions
So Please Keep Smile.
You r the 1 person on this whole earth which understood me always, Thanx for being always when i needed you and basically when i was taking all my important
"YOU ARE THE PERFECT BLEND OF A MOTHER AND A FRIEND".
An ideal day should begin
with a cute little yawn on your face!
A cup of coffee in your hand
And a message from me on your mobile!!!
Hope you have had all the three!!!
You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.
“God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you're ready to extend your help and support. Thanks for all you do.”
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Never stop striving
Keep your curiosity sharp
You’ll never become too old to
~ Good Morning ~
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!