Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend
If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
Christmas vacation is great
My time is mine 2 spend
I can be with friends or watch TV
I wish it would never end.
I hope this Christmas enriches ur life
May each day b happy & bright,
Overflowing with pleasure & love
May ur Christmas be filled with delight
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai
Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!
May u have all da joy ur heart can hold. All the smiles a day can bring. All the blesings a life can unfold. May u have gods best in everything.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
Dont u more ever send to ME your picture again! u scared ME ton death!
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I
shall talk to you in person there, because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS.
Allow me to whisper.
No matter who I am Thinking,
my heart will always and
only stunned to you.
never forget me
you are the best!
Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small.
Sweetheart! u r so beautiful, my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true I wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats… just 4 you.