We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
Generally we believe our memory is weak. But only when we want to forget someone whom we loved a lot, we begin to realise how powerful our memory is...
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..
May ALLAH bless & protect you!
Jack and Jill Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
Advantages of breast milk
A. No need to boli
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
“Don’t Ask God To Guide Your Footsteps
If You’re Not Willing To Move Your Feet…”
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
all bird pick shelter except Eagle
He goes over cloud & avoid rain
Attitude makes him King of Sky
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
Us k Pyar me gahri chot khai hai,
Milne se pahle hi judai payi hai,
Dua mangte hai Log is haal me Mar jaane ki,
Lekin humne Un ki yaad me
Jeene ki KASAM Khai hai....!!!
I love my mother yes i do, for she is the one that has been there too! I love my mother yes i do. For if i had no mother like the one i do, i would be
lonely, clueless, as well as you. I love my mother yes i do for she is the one that taught me too. So HAPPY MOTHERS DAY FOR ALL OF THOSE MOTHERS OUT THERE
sukhe phool ko todane wala koi nahi, toote dil ko jodane wala koi nahi, kitana khali hai ye dil sayad koi jaan pata, afsos ye hai ine sunne wala koi nahi.
Aankhon ka hai dhoka aisa tera pyaar..... tera emotional atyachaar.....
PATIENT: I think I have swallowed a pillow. DOCTOR: How do you feel now? PATIENT: Ifeel down in the mouth!
God will not give u a burden u can’t handle.
So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it!
I know that Ganesha is happy with me…
For he has made my life so rich
with a friend like you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi