Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
Who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?
When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose-
Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin
Remember that each time u fall ..
I'll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don’t loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.
May the magic of this EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?