A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mine…
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.
Success is like your own shadow,
If you try to catch then you will never succeed.
Ignore it and walk in your own way.
It will follow you.
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,
Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay "Happy Ramadan ul mubarak" kehte hain
Girl asked a boy
That who is beautiful me or moon
boy replied i don’t know but when i see you i forget the moon
What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
Tum jaante ho mere dil ki bat ?
chalo choro jante hote to mere hote..
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Aankhon ka hai dhoka aisa tera pyaar..... tera emotional atyachaar.....
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye..
At 5 years ''Mommy I love you."
At 10 years ''Mom Whatever."
At 15 years "My Mom is so annoying."
At 20 years "Mom, I don't care what you say"
At 25 years ''Mom, you were right''.
At 30 years "I want to go to Mom's house."
At 50 years ''I don't want to lose my Mom."
At 60 years "I would give up everything to have my Mom here with me."
You only have one Mom.
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
"Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"
Really touching na?
I almost cried ;->
why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
On this chill chill night,
in your dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams
Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.
Khushi ki rah mein gam mile toh kya kare. wafa ki rah me bewafa mile toh kya kare. kaise bachaye zindagi ko dagabazo se. koi dil laga ke de jaye daga toh kya kare....
Taqdeer Bananewale Tune Bhi Had Kardi,
Taqeer Me Kisi Or Ka Naam Likha,
Dil Me Chahat Kisi Or Ki Bhardi...