How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?
“POL_TE” without “I”?
How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?
How can you “W_SH” without “I”?
see, “I”m very Important for you.

I FOUND U

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

There are a million stars
and
a million dreams,
you are the only star for me,
the only dream I dream.
See you In Dreams.
Good Night

You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.

Who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?
Mom/dad ?
-No
Husband/Wife ?
-No
Friends ?
-No

You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

Itni Si Baat Pay Dil Ki Darhkan Hi Ruk Gai
Ik Pul Jo Tasawur Kia Us K Baghair Jeenay Ka
Meray KaReeb Toh Aao Ki Bahut Udaax Houn Mai
Koi Kahani Sunao Ki Bahut Udaas Hoon Mai
KIzi Bhi Jhoote Dilaase Se Dil Ko Behlao To Sahi
Bus Aaj Toot Ke Chaho Ki Bahut Udaas Hoon Mai.

Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1…………….A25

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:- Define BIRTHDAY ? The only day in ur life, when you cried And that made your mom HAPPY. Happy Birthday Dear!!

I stoped loving d most importnt persn in my life.
Not bcoz dat spark has lost,
This bcoz she was making me feel like
"Im no less than trash!

The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;

I call him Dad!
Happy Father’s Day

You are a gift wrapped in
ribbons of thoughtfulness and
trimmed with kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.

One stone is enough to break a glass. One sentence is enough to break a heart. One second is enough to fall in love. and One SMS is enough to keep the relation alive. Happy Friendship Day !

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

A beautiful quote.
If your eyes are sweet,
you will love the world.
But
If your tongue is sweet,
the world will love you.

Live with no excuses
and
Love with no regrets.
When life give you 100 reasons to cry.
Show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.
Keep smiling.

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

Tajmahal Dard Ki Imarat H Jiske Neeche Dafan Kisi Ki Mohabbat H
Khuda Bando Per Karam Itna Karna
Kisi Ki Mohabbat Ko Patthar Me Dafan Na Karna...

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