If you find your world as a sky
and your friends as stars,
and if you don’t find me among them,
don’t worry! I’ve just been fallen
to make your wish come true.
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
Happy Birthday dear friend
The Rain Falls Because The Sky
Can No Longer Handle Its Heaviness,
Just Like The Tears,
It Falls Because The
Heart Can No
Longer Handle The Pain
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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
N enters into
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!
When You Believe In Someone Deeply,
But Don’t Feel For It…
Some Mis-understandings Are Needed
For Good Understanding..
Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each others minor failings.
YOU ARE THE ONE
You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.
An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!
I am sure you are not going to
tie Rakhi for me this year and forever.
But let me tell you this.
You are my sweetest little sis
though we are not blood related.
If kisses were rain, I would send u showers,
If fun was time, i’d send u hours,
If u needed a friend, i’d send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
Relationships Are Like Glass ...
Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken
Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add “Too” If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Darling Really I Miss U From The Core !
Worries About You
Lonely Without You
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much.
A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!