Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
A True Thought When you rise up, your friends know who you are. when you fall down, You know, Who your friends are. Happy Friendship Day !
Agar Aap Sey K0i Bachi Set Nhe H0 Rhe
T0 Aapki Shakal Achi Nhe H0gi P
Beta Iss Men Mein Kya Kar Sakti Hun
Zubaida Aapa Ke Bebasi.
I Like 3 friends,
1st is sun,
2nd is moon,
3rd is you,
sun for the day time,
moon for the night time,
you for the life time…. really hot
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar
bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na
kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai
Get up from your softy softy bed.
Open your teeny weeny eyes.
Wear that jolly wolly smile.
and say to yourself Good Morning
from me, Have a nice day.
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Udaas Hota Hai
Halka Sa Aankho Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai
Chhalakta Hai Meri Bhi Aankhon Se Ansu
Jab Ap Ke Door Hone Ka Ehsaas Hota Hai
soocha aap say baaat karooon ......
Phir Soocha ...ek mulaqaat Karoon ...
Phir Sooocha ....q na ... Intezaar karoon ...
Phir.. Soocha ...q na .. ek kaam karoon ...
ek piyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon ...
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Beautiful pictures r developed by negatives in dark room!
So if u c darkness in life, believe that God is making a Beautiful picture for u!! :-)
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime
Why did Ravi take a ruler to bed?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept!
I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won’t be broken. Happy Friendship Day !
Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don't just lock your self
up on the day and Holi hard. It comes once in a year and make the most of it. So
please, play with me. I wish you my hearty best wishes for the festival.
With love- yours
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
What Is The Best Gift For ? Valentine’s Day ??
1. Red Roses
2. Heart Box Of Chocolates
4. Cute Bear
5. A Card, And A Kiss
6. Romantic Diner
7. No Gift At All