A mother’s work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Some people don’t know
how important their presence is.
How good it feels to have them around.
How comforting their words are.
how satisfying is the very thought that they exist.
They wouldn’t know unless we tell them
Like I am telling you now.
You are Truely Valued…!!
A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
Pakki yaden kabhi bhulai nahi jati.
ye dil ki daulat roj lutai nahi jati.
kis muh se kahte ho ham apko bhul jayen.
Ye pyar ki duniya h.roj basai nahi jati.
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
Of all the smiles you received today,
there is a smile you didn’t receive.
A smile not from the lips
but from the heart,
a smile that came from me to you.
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .
One day Love and friendship met.
I already exist why are you here? friendship
replied “to make faces smile when u leave
Samjha do apni yaadon ko
Woh bin bulaye pass aaya karti hai
Aap toh door rehkar satate ho magar
Woh pass aakar rulaya karti hai
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
Today’s the “Festival of Lights” all o’er
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls
And people throng the Temples to offer,
Prayers, resolving to take better roles.
And most of them are richly clad and clean,
And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;
Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen,
It seems to be a happy day
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
__ . . __
( c__________, )
c how u make me happy!
If guys had they periods
They wouldcompare the size of their tampons!
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.
Mujhe sab kuch kabool hai ae Falak!
Gham-e-Yaar mujhse talb na ker
mein usey kese dil se juda keron
jo meri umer bher ki taalash hai
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.