What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you

KILL d Stress B4 it Kills U

REACH d Goal B4 it Kicks U

HELP Every1 B4 Sum1 Helps U

LIVE Life B4 Life Leaves U
Keep smiling:-)

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give
You My Heart If You Should Say,
“Do You Still Love Me?” I”D Say,
“Till Death Do Us Part”
Happy Anniversary

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It is d month of Cakes n Candles,

Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny
cute cross lines made me so lucky
to meet a sweet person like you
Good Morning…

YOU CAN'T...

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

May the magic of this EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
EID MUBARAK

Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

When I miss you,
I read your SMS.
When I want to see you,
I just close my eyes.
and
When I want to listen you,
I simply throw a stone over a Donkey.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

FRIENDSHIP
Is Not History To Forget
No Maths To Calculate
Not A Language To Learn
Its Only The Chemistry That Reacts Between 2 Hearts!

Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.

Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…

There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.

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