One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

At 5 years ''Mommy I love you."
At 10 years ''Mom Whatever."
At 15 years "My Mom is so annoying."
At 20 years "Mom, I don't care what you say"
At 25 years ''Mom, you were right''.
At 30 years "I want to go to Mom's house."
At 50 years ''I don't want to lose my Mom."
At 60 years "I would give up everything to have my Mom here with me."
You only have one Mom.

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I won’t miss out letting you know
That life is worth living with someone like you around.

He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.

Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!

How do you tell the difference between male and female chromosomes? Pull down their genes!

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....

X'mas is love..X'mas is dedication..X'mas is happiness..Happy X'MAS to you and your family with a bunch of love and prayers..

I miss you in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of time and
In every moment of the Day !

Smile is complete when it begins with your lips,
Reflects in your eyes,
&
Ends with a Glow on your face..
Wish you a lot of Smiling Moments in your Life…:-)

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I love YOU!!!

£50 note tattood on yourcock
3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants

You kissed my lips and
I felt a flutter in my heart.
You touched my hand and
lit a spark in my body.
You stared into my eyes and
saw straight into my soul.
You put your arms around me
and I was finally complete.

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

Sada Salamat rahy wo DUNIYA jis main tum rehty ho

HUM Apki Khatir Duniya ko DUA daity hain

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