M is for the million things she gave me,
O means only that she's growing old,
T is for the tears she shed to save me,
H is for her heart of purest gold,
E is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
R means right, and right she'll always be.


Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER"
A word that means the world to me.

U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

Jack and Jill Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person
I care most & the person that came into my mind is you so
just wanna wish you good Night.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

thanks 4 the nice words. 4 me all i can say u r 1 of the best person i have ever loved and will continue 2 love u. u bring joy 2 sadness an light 2 darkness

Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

It hurts when you talk to someone else and not to me
It hurts more when someone else makes you smile and I can’t.

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......

Others might have forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Flies very high,
Happy Independence Day

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:- Define BIRTHDAY ? The only day in ur life, when you cried And that made your mom HAPPY. Happy Birthday Dear!!

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler

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