Roses are red, voilets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
V smile at whom V Like, V cry for whom V care, V laugh with whom we enjoy, and V become angry with whom we feel is our own… That’s Friendship… That’s Love… Happy Friendship Day !
WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!
A busy life makes prayers harder,
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.
So always keep praying and
remember me in your prayers.
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
Apni wafa ka itna dawa na kar e dost..
maine rooh ko jism se bewafai karte dekha hai...
Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
How can I put this… forget I exist?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.
Mjhe toh news waali aunty se darr lagne laga
Jo sb chhupaate hai hum vahi dikhaate hai.
Aaj ke time me privacy naam ki cheej hi ni reh gai.
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
Hr Waqt koi ahat aye to Kya kre
Unki Yaad dil se na Jaye to Kya kre
WO khte h rat me Q pareshan Krte ho
ab unki yaad me neend na aay to kya kre?
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you.