Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”
1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
o,, o /),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
U'n ME forever..
and of ever and more ever!
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U
I want to say a word to u !!
That starts with u
and ends on u
that truly defines u
that word is
i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.
Sun kissed gold,
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.
May d colorful festivities commencing vd Dhanteras, ringing Deepawali the festival of lights illuminate ur life & bring d shower of glory prosperity health & peace!
Happy Dhanteras & Diwali! :-)
Avoid competency traps.
Do not stay only where you are good at things,
Go out and be challenged.
Do you know the meaning of morning.?
morning means: one more inning
given by the god to play and win.
so good morning.
Have a nice day.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
height of diplomacy
forgetting ur girl friends birthday and later telling her
how can i remember your birthday honey, when you never look a year older...
A short but true message
for leading a good life.
“Care should be in Heart not in Words
Anger should be in Words not in Heart”.
“I Trust You”
is a better compliment
than “I Love You”
because you may not always
trust the person you love
but you can always
love the person you trust.
These Words Have Something In Common.
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven
Could You Identify ?
In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same.
PATIENT: Doctor, You have got to help me. My wife thinks she is an elevator.DOCTOR: Bring her to see me. PATIENT: I can´t. She doesn´t stop at this floor!
There’s nothing sadder in the world
than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.