A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
eri yaad ne hame jeene na diya,
Chain se humko ab marne na diya,
Hum peete hai teri yaad me zalim,
Par iss duniya ne hame peene na diya,
thukra de koi to Dil tut Jata h
Tod deti hai Yaden Jab koi apna hi Samjh nahi pata h
Such khte h duniya wale
insan dimag se nahi dil se har jata h
Fareb tha hassi me aashiqui samajh baithe,
Maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe,
Waqt ka majak tha ya badnaseebi hamari,
Unki do baaton ko chahat samajh baithe
Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars
If u cant find d right words fr ur loved one fr a certain situation.., juz give dem a sweet HUG.
Words hav d potential 2 confuse bt hugs never lie
Happy hug day...
Zindagi ka raaz maine tanhayi mein paa liya,
Jiska bhi gham mila apna bana liya,
Sunane ko mila na koi Dastaan-e-Gham,
Aaina rakha saamne or khud ko suna liya.
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Tum se na kat sakaega andheron ka ye safar.
Ab shaam ho rahi hai mera saath chhor do.
Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.
Best lines by a best friend:
“It hurts me wen u talk to s0me0ne else n n0t me.. ..
it hurts even m0re wen s0me1 else makes u smile n i can’t . . .”
Life is not just waiting for someone
who is made for you.
But life is living for someone,
who lives because of you.
How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .
Tajmahal Dard Ki Imarat H Jiske Neeche Dafan Kisi Ki Mohabbat H
Khuda Bando Per Karam Itna Karna
Kisi Ki Mohabbat Ko Patthar Me Dafan Na Karna...
If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.
My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light.
The way we must go is long but we’ll win every fight.
Why do we close our eyes when we sleep, when we cry, when we imagine, when we kiss? Because the most beautiful thing in the world is unseen.
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
Har roj unki yado me kho jate hai.
unki tasvir Aankho me lekhar sote hai.
bhig n jaye ye tasvir Aansuo se,
isliye ham Aankho se nahi dil se rote hai.