Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
In happy moments, praise God.
In difficult moments, seek God.
In quite moments, worship God.
In painful moments, trust God.
In every moment, thanks God.
It is true God bless everyone in life
and fulfill everyone’s wishes
Ansu na hote to aankhen itni khoobsurat na hoti
drd na hota to khusi ki kimat na hoti agr mil jata koi
chahne se to rab ki jrurat na hoti
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
DOCTOR: Did you know that there are 1,000 bones in your body? PATIENT: Shhh,doctor! There three dogs outside in the waiting room!
Ajeeb Lagti Hai Shaam Kabhi kabhi,
Zindagi lagti Hai BeJan kabhi kabhi,
Samajh Aaye To Mujhe B Batana k,
Q Karti Hai Yaadein Pareshan kabhi Kabhi..
Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
Wen A Very Sweet N Close Person
Goes Too Far Frm Us,
We May Say Or Not Say
But Our Heart Says 2 Thr Heart:
"U Made Me Alone.."
Paying respects to the gods,
And decorating for them the thali,
This is what the occasion is all about,
This is the spirit of Deepavali.
Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!
God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
Very sad shayari collection including love, Hurt, Pain, Lonely & hurted, painful love msgs...
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Strong and true relationship is not about Whom you have known the longest..! who came 1st or who cares the best..! It’s all about who came and never left…! Happy Friendship Day !
what is the true friendship???
Ans- It is when your best friend
runs away with your wife &
You are really worried……
for your friend.
World is not a parking space.
It’s a racing track.
Keep on moving.
No matter when & where you start but
reach your goal & make a new record.
One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”
Friends are like sketch pens
they color your lives.
I may be not your favorite color
but you will need me some day
to complete your picture..!!