When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
“I Trust You”
is a better compliment
than “I Love You”
because you may not always
trust the person you love
but you can always
love the person you trust.
CAN'T LET U GO
Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go
My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?
Your Engagement day is full of joy
Tomorrow you cannot see.
But one thing's sure for the two of you
The best is yet to be.
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
Between a thousand yesterdays
and a million tomorrows,
there is only one “TODAY”
and I will not let it pass
without remembering you.
This, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of GANESHA PUJA and always!!!!!! !!
“Happy GANESH PUJA”
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.
Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones... It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!
Happiest people don’t have
“Every thing best” in life.
They just make the “Best of Every thing”
that life brings their way!!
The saddest things in life r
to remember d happiest moments
of d past which
seems unlikely 2 happen again in lyf time!
when someone hurts you and you didn’t hurt back
when someone shouts at you and you didn’t shout back
when someone needs you
you always come back
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"