If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
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aaila ! Tum bhi
Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck
Banta:When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral
Sada Salamat rahy wo DUNIYA jis main tum rehty ho
HUM Apki Khatir Duniya ko DUA daity hain
A fantastic sentence written
at Japanese bus stop.
Only buses will stop here.
Not your time.
So keep walking towards your goal.
Do U know that,
Fun as a triple scoops,
Sweet as chocolates,
Bright & cheerful as flowers,
May your wishes come true,
And may each of your days be filled with,
Joy & smiles too!
“HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN”
Treat life as sea, heart as d seashore & FRIENDS like d waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which 1 touches d seashore. Happy Friendship Day !
God will not give u a burden u can’t handle.
So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it!
Remember that each time u fall ..
I'll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
My wishes are silent but true,
Every where they will follow you,
Luck is urs, wishes are mine,
I wish ur present and future will always shine.
Wake up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.
Stretch those Inzy Winny Bones,
Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell yourself today is a beautiful day,