New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot.

Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine.
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
“Blood Bank Robbed”

why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets

Live with no excuses
and
Love with no regrets.
When life give you 100 reasons to cry.
Show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.
Keep smiling.

Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

There are no secrets to success.
Not even a shortcut to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, learning from failure

Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt

Marriage is not only the beginning of a relationship
but also the end of a life long search,
for the other half of your soul.

Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

Love is not winning someone,
but loosing yourself to someone.
When you are loved by someone,
it’s not due to your excellence of mind
but due to purity of your heart.

There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

PATIENT: Doc, doc, you have got to help me. I just can´t stop my hands shaking. DOC: Do you drink a lot? PATIENT: Not realy - I spill most of it!

In this lovely night,
I pray to the blue moon
to protect you through the nite,
the wind to blow away your stress
and
the twinkle stars to guide you the way,
Sweet dreams GoodNight

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?”
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.

Days Come, Days go,
Just like any other Time.
But when its your Birthday,
This is the time for celebrate and shine.

Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream

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