I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free

My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you're always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You're the sunshine to light my day

A morning is a wonderful blessing,
either cloudy or sunny.
It stands for hope,
giving us another start
of what we call life.
Have a good morning.

AB to shyed he koi mohbbat kre mj se
Meri aankhon me tum saaf nzar aate ho

Excuse Me
Is someone care about me?
Is someone has feelings for me?
I am the only person who misses everyone.
Who will miss me?
Please Miss me.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

A: We don't know. Never happens.

Wishing you happiness as big as Ganeshhi’s appetite
life is long as his trunk
trouble as small as his mouse
and moments as sweet as his laddus
Sending you warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi

In a rural district, a farmer war helping at his delivery by holding a kerosene lamp for the doctor. When the doc had produced not one, bv three fine babies, the farmer dirappeared. DOC: Come back with that lamp. I think there is another baby. FARMER: I will not, I think its the light which attracting them!

Got a gift for you!
No cost! No batteries required!
Tax free, performs silently,
extremely personal!
Fully returnable!
Its a hug from ME to You!!

Ssshh….!
Dont afraid its me.
Just putting a blanket of love upon you.
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone.
Love you
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams.
Good Night

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

If you stand for a reason,
be prepared to stand alone like a tree,
and if you fall on the ground,
fall as a seed that grows back to fight again…!!!

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

GOD always has 3 replies to our pray.
1. Yes.
2. Yes but not now.
3. I have better plan for you.
There is never a “No”
Just have faith and always pray to GOD.

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.

The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!

I miss my Fr¡ends,
When I see some other Gang sitting around, caring, slapping each other.
Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughters,
Though stranger to me,
they represnt a part of my life i lost somewhere,
I miss my friends.
I like you all, I love u all, Stay happy where ever you are.

If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mine…
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.

Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty

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