Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

Funny Definitions
Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

When problems are so big and
your strength is no longer enough
to carry them, don’t give up
Coz where your strength ends,
the grace of ALLAH begins.

The love i have got from my mother
The love that i got from my father

Is the love that can never be forgotten
And thats why they are my valentine

Success of life will create crowd for you,
but
Tough time in life will create a true person in you.

Life may not b d party u hoped for but dat doesnt mean u should stop dancing!
Remember u r d DJ of ur life!
Just spin it!
Rock it!
Enjoy it! ;-)

My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.

GOD replied, “no dear, result is near

February is the month of:
Kisses and Surprises;
Proposals and Dates;
Chocolates and Flowers;
And Hugs and Love;
May you have a life full of love in the Valentine month!

I decided to send you the cutest
and sweetest gift of the world.
But the postman shouted at me saying,
Get out of the post box.

raat me sara jahan sota hemagar kisi ki yaad me ek dil rota hai
fida kisi pe mat hona aye dost q kijudai me dard bahut hota hai

Kya Aap k paas Zubaida aapa ka Number hai?
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Mujhey sirf ye puchna tha k tooth paste Zyada
nikal aaye to wapis tube mai kaisy jaye ga.

Jindgi main koi khas tha,
Tanhai k siva kuch na paas tha,
pa to lete jindgi ki har kushi,
par har khushi main teri kami ka ahsaas tha..

If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers,
If a hug was a second I’d send you hours,
If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea,
If love was a person I’d send you me.

Maza Barsaat Ka Chaho To In Aankhon Main Aa Betho
Woh Berson Main Kabhi Bersey Yeh Berson Sey Barasti Hain

I saw that wisdom is
better than folly,
Just as light is better
than darkness.
The wise man has eyes
in his head, while the
fool walks in the darkness; but I came to realise
that the same fate overtakes them both.- Ecc. 2:13,14.

Jitni Chahat Se Tumhe Dekha
Utni Chahat Se Kuch Nahi Dekha
Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Ji Bhar Ke
Hume Muddat Hui In Aankho Ne”CHAND”Nahi Dkha

Zindgi Bahut Kuch Sikhati Hai,
Thoda Rulati Thoda Hasti Hai,
Khud Se Jyada Kisi Par Bharosha Mat Karna,
Kyoki Andhere Me Parchai Bhi Sath Chhod Jati Hai,

The most important thing u fixed Was on ur day of leisure
Whn u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll alwayz treasure.
Happy Engagement

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