U waited 9 months 2 c d world 1yr 2 walk 2yrs 2 talk 5yrs 2 start studyng BUT i really waitd too many yrs 2 find a sweet frnd like U !!Happy Friendship Day !
Dear Cupid, Valentine's day is around. This time, please strike us together!
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya
Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.”
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter
If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.
Ankhon Main Raha Dil Mian Utar kar Nahi Dekha Kasti Ke Musafir Ne Dekha Mujhe Pathar Kehta Hai Mera Chahene Wala Are Main Mom Hu Usne Mujhe Chu Kar NAhi DEkha
If friendship is your weakest point, Then You are the strongest person in the world. Happy Friendship Day !
WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Define, Biology and sociology?
If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology
Im acool girl,
in acool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don’t loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
kaha koi aisa mila jis par dil luta dete ....
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kis ko bhula dete,,
hum apna gum dil me dabaye phirte hai,,,
karte hai baya to mehfil ko rula dete hai...