This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
If time doesn’t wait for you,
Just remove the battery from the clock
and enjoy life…!
Great people great thoughts
U r D 1ly 1 prsn I want 2 b with 4 D rest of my life and grow old with. I love you.
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
Even if your sms is not received, I think you sent but its not delivered. Even if you are not calling, I think you are trying but the network is busy. Because Believing is most important in friendship. Happy Friendship Day !
I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.
Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'
This is acock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
cOCK SUCKER !!
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye..
Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.
A song was heard at Christmas
To wake the midnight sky
A saviour's birth, and peace on earth
And praise to God on high.
It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
Because He hath set
His love upon me,
therefore will I deliver Him:
I will set Him on high, because He hath known
my name.- Psalm 91:14.
little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed .
TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Udasi per hi kayem hai nizam-e-zindagani bhi
bichar jata hai sahil se galey mil mil ke paani bhi....
A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.