Now SUN is HAPPY and
MOON is Upset
MOON is Missing you and
SUN is with you
Have a Great and
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Fights for friends.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Gossips about affairs.
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
A beautiful quote.
If your eyes are sweet,
you will love the world.
If your tongue is sweet,
the world will love you.
Agr koi Apko bahir nikal kr drwaza bnd kr
leta hai, to yaad rkho
Kundi 2no tarf hoti hai,
Tusi baarun laa k nass jao,
Zubaida aapa k esi ki tesi waly totkey.
Meri Mohabbat pe AITBAR to KIYA hota
ae JAAN kisi AUR ke HONE se pehle
MERA intezar to kiya hota
Husband to wife on Valentine's day, "I could go to the end of the world for you".
Wife: Thanks! But promise to stay there for the rest of your life! Happy Valentine's day!
Could you say where d sea ends from d shore…?
‘ MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U.’
[Will u be my Valentine?]
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
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“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”
Enjoy the winter…!
Q. HOW TO MAKE TTK LAUGH ON SUNDAY?
A. BY TELLING HER A JOKE ON THURSDAY.
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small.
Let the world stop turning..
Let the sun stop burning..
Let them tell me love’s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
…In this life I was loved by u…
HAPPy valentines day!