U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
Jaaney kyon rishton mai jazbaat badal jaate hain...
Kabhi log to kabhi halaat badal jaate hain...
Smile For The Ones You Love
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless
Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
Sad Lines But Very True Fact of Life -
"Kaun deta hai umra bhar ka sath ae dost
Yaha to log janaaze me bhi kandha badalte rehte hain"...
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. (Dorothy Canfield Fisher)
Love is possible after friendship
friendship is not possible after love
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
Time is like the water of a river.
You can’t touch the same water twice.
the flow that has passed
will never pass again.
Enjoy every moment of life.
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
Tera dukh hum seh nahi sakte,
bhari mehfil me kuch keh nahi sakte,
hamare girte aansu pakad ke dekh,
wo bhi kehte hai yaar hum SMS kare bin reh nahi sakte.
It's the month when the devils are chained,
the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.
It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.
It's the blessed month of ramadhan.
May Allah shower his blessings and
grant you forgiveness in this holy month.
Always tell the special people
in ur life hw much u like & care,
Bcoz when they r gone,
no matter how loud u shout and cry,
they wont hear u anymore.
Wishing that Lord Ganesha…
fills your home with…
Prosperity & fortune…
on Ganesh Chatrurthi
Making a million friends is not an achievement,
The achievement is to make
“A” friend who will stand by you
when a million are against you….!
Hi,now i am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say good morning…
Rozay kay mazedar totkay
Rozay Main Chupkay Se
Pani Pe Lainay se Sara Din
Piyaas Nahi Lagti
Zubaida Appa K Dozakh Puhchanay k Totkay
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
If you want to say - Will you be my Valentine to your best friend going to be your girlfriend/beloved one this Valentine day 2014.
2 love wdout condition,
2 talk wdout intention,
2 give wdout reason,
2 care wdout expectation,
is the heart of true relation