It was always said of him, that he knew how 2 keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us,
and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed,
"God Bless Us, Every One".
height of diplomacy
forgetting ur girl friends birthday and later telling her
how can i remember your birthday honey, when you never look a year older...
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
PATIENT: I can't control my aggression. DOC: How long have you had thus problem?PATIENT: Who wants to know?
Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
When you like to Dance in the Rain,
I’ll b there to hold an umbrella for you.
If not, the clay in your head will drain off.
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
Tajmahal Dard Ki Imarat H Jiske Neeche Dafan Kisi Ki Mohabbat H
Khuda Bando Per Karam Itna Karna
Kisi Ki Mohabbat Ko Patthar Me Dafan Na Karna...
Riste Tod Deti HeGf,
Insaan Ko Tanha Kar Deti H Gf,
Na Aane Dena Dil K Paas Kabhi Inko
Q Ki DIL Se Dhadkano Ko Juda Kar Deti He GF,
GF BOLE TO
Maut se dar nahi lagta mujhko,
Tere sajda me zindgi bitana chahta hu.
Bas kami hai tere rahmo karm ki maula,
Mai to tere paas aana chahta hu.
Kuch loog jungle mai gum ho gaye wahan,
aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
end mai aik aurat rah gaye
shair us aurat k paas gaya
us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
“Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
raha hai plz koi totka bataoo.
If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just
woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much.
Remember me like
Pressed fl0wer In ur N0teb00k
It may n0t b having any fragrance
But will remind u 0f My existence
4ever In ur life.
You cannot dream yourself into a character
you must hammer and forge yourself 1.
Walidain k kehne pe
agr jawan beta Namaz
nhi prhta, to muhaly
ki kise khubsurat
larki sy kahein, k wo
use namaz parhny ka
Zubaida apa k islami
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My Heart Says that you Really Like Me..
My Eyes Say that you are Feeling Something for me
My Mind Says that You are Thinking of Me,
But I Want to Listen from Your Lips that ....
YOU LOVE ME..
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon
me asar aaj bhi hai