Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.

Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.

Kya Aap k paas Zubaida aapa ka Number hai?





Mujhey sirf ye puchna tha k tooth paste Zyada
nikal aaye to wapis tube mai kaisy jaye ga.

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!

1 evening I will come to you room,
lock the door,
turn off the lights,
join you in bed.
I’ll come closer to you,
my lips near your face….
I’ll shout: have a great night

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER

After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!

I am sure it is a great mistake
always to know enough to go
in when it rains.
One may keep snug and dry by such knowledge,
but one misses a world of loveliness.

Independence is a Precious gift of God
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day to You

Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

Kabhi "Zindgi " me kisi ke liye mat rona kyo ki wo aapke ansuon'k kabil nahi hogo or wo jo is kabil hoga vo apko akele nahi chorega

Altough I’m Not A Millionaire
I’ve Got An Awful Lot . . .
Because I’ve Got The One I Love
And Love The One I’ve Got. . .

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it.

Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.