a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.
I just wana give A HUG...
(oe)oe)..à ' Special person ' I dont GET 2 lake often, best wishes..
DOC: how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed 10 quarters? NURSE: No change yet!
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchest?
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchin?
A)a mouth full ofcock!
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
5 litre blood…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…
I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
Let others lead small lives, but not you.
Let others argue over small things,but not you.
Let others cry over small hurts, but not you.
Let others leave their future in someone else’s hands, but not you.
May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
one day someone asked me:
“for how long you need this friend with you?”
I just cried and
dropped a tear of sorrow
into ocean and said:
“until you find that drop:
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
Teacher: What is common between
Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were born on government holidays
When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Something expected is called an incident.
Something unexpected is an accident.
You are an accident in my life,
Which is the ever best incident in my life.
No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you, life.
For the world, its just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
Happy Birthday my love.