The Things I Feel I Can N0t Express
S0 I Will Write Them T0 Y0u In This Sweet Text
Y0u Are Dear And Y0u Are Mine
Y0u Are What Makes Me Shine
I L0ve Y0u And Happy Valentine’s Day.
Gary Gliter *Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
your love is like a river peaceful and deep, your soul is like a secret that I never could keep, When I look into your eyes I know its true, you were made for me and I for you
The saddest things in life r
to remember d happiest moments
of d past which
seems unlikely 2 happen again in lyf time!
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
2nd-ThInk oF Me
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
Har ek jazbat ko dua nahi milti,
Har ek arzu ko zuban nahi milti,
Muskan sajae rakho to duniya hai sath,
kyuki aansu ko to ankho mein bhi panah nahi milti.
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
Ramadan is a month of Allah
Whose beginning is
Whose middle is
Whose end is Freedom from Fire
Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!
DOC: how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed 10 quarters? NURSE: No change yet!
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
May you always have walls for the winds, a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire, laughter to cheer you, those you love near you and all your heart might desire
KUCH NA PUCHO, KUCH NA BOLO,
MUJ KO AKAILA REHNAI DO,
MAI AKAILEA SAHAI MAI ACHI,
MUJAI DUNIYA SAI NAFRATH HONAI DO!!!!!!!!!!!!