Tamna Jab Kisi Ki Nakam Hoti He
Zindagi Us ki Ek Udas Sham Hoti He
Dil Ke Sath Doulat Na Ho Jiske Paas
Mohabbat Us Garib Ki Nilam Hoti He.
A man ran into the emergency room and said to the first doc he saw: Quick! Do you know the cure for the worst case of hiccups in history? Without saying a word, the doc drove a knee into the man's groin forcing him to draw down a massive gulp of air. DOCTOR: There, bet you don't have hiccups any more. The man
wheezed through his teeth: No, but my wife in the car does!
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Love doesnt ask Who r u?
Love only says U r mine
Love doesnt ask Where do u live?
Love says U live in my heart
Love doesnt ask Do u love me?
Love only says I love u
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!
A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers 2,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn’t it rain on you?
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
If Wishes Were Flowers
I”D Send You A Big Bunch To Say….
“Get Well Soon”
Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EASTER" Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That EASTER Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times...Remember me in ur prayers..
When there is confusion between your heart and mind,
Don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything
But your heart knows only U.
Oops!?. Ouch I fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just to
Say sweet dreams to you
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.
God will not give you a burden, you can’t handle.
So, if you find yourself in a mess
that’s impossible to resolve,
Take challenge as a compliment.
God thinks you can do it!
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
Girls look beautiful because
boys have good IMAGINATION
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread the message of honesty and love through this world
on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on
this earth to kill evil.