Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much
DOC to PATIENT: Say aah, now put out your tongue. As patient sat with mouth agape, doc wrote 2 prescriptions. DOC: Ah yes, that's fine, you may shut your mouth and he gave him the prescriptions and showed him out. NURSE: You dhdn't even look at his mouth, let alone examine his tongue or tonsils. DOC: Its nice to have a little peace and quiet when I'm writing out prescriptions!
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
TEACHER – Pappu,
You Missed School yesterday, Didn’t You.?
PAPPU – No, Not a bit Ma’am.!!
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
An occasion to cherish and be close to loved ones,
to be able to break free from our differences,
bring joy in other people’s life
is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid.
Na kuch adhura chhod jayenge,
Na kiye hue waade tod jayenge,
Pure karenge armaan aap k,
Hum to shisha hain,
Tut k bhi apni chamak chod jayenge!!
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Ek Dil Mere Dil Ko Zakhm De Gaya
Zindagi Bhar Jeene Ki Kasam De Gaya
Lakho Mein Se Ek Phool Chuna Tha Hum Ne
Jo Kanto Se Bhi Gehri Chubhan De Gaya
Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!