A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.
Jack and Jill Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
The WORLD is Like An Institute
Someone Enter to LEARN
Someone Enter to Earn
Someone Born to Love
Like We All.
soocha aap say baaat karooon ......
Phir Soocha ...ek mulaqaat Karoon ...
Phir Sooocha ....q na ... Intezaar karoon ...
Phir.. Soocha ...q na .. ek kaam karoon ...
ek piyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon ...
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Fortunate Is The One
Who Has Learned To Admire,
But Not To Envy.
Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan
And A Happy New Year With A Plenty
Of Peace And Prosperity.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Kuch loog jungle mai gum ho gaye wahan,
aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
end mai aik aurat rah gaye
shair us aurat k paas gaya
us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
“Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
raha hai plz koi totka bataoo.
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai
God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
Some can give u Crying & tears. Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles. But only rare can give u Laughing tears & Crying smiles. Those r simply called Friends.Happy Friendship Day !
Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke..
Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke..
Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe..
To Keh Dena Abhi Soya Hain Tuje Yaad Karke
Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister.
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one
Rose is Famous for Grace…
Advocate is Famous for his Case…
Horses are Famous for Race…
But you are Famous for Smile on your Face…!
have a nice day
Perfect Definition of Love
To give someone the complete
authority to destroy you
At the same time being confident
that he Or she will never do it!