Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.
Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
OUT OF MY CONTROL
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
Yesterday is a History
Tommorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift why we called it PRESENT
so keep it like PRESENT, Pass it like PRESENT, Treat like it PRESENT because this PRESENT will never comes
so Respect it what it you have today
Success lies not in the result but in the efforts.
Being the best is NOT at all important,
Doing the best is all the matters.
ENJOY LOVELY RAINY DAY
The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.
Sun kissed gold,
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.
If kisses were rain, I would send u showers,
If fun was time, i’d send u hours,
If u needed a friend, i’d send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.
Mulaqat bhi kabhi aasu de jati hai,
Nazre bhi kabhi dhoka de jati hai,
Guzre huye lamho ko yaad karke dekhiye,
Tanhayi bhi kabhi sukun de jati hai.
Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya!
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Friends are like blood.
RBCs; That bring color to life.
Platelets; That hold us when we are down.
WBCs; which fight for us
Thanks for being my Bloody Friend!
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat &
say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!
PATIENT: I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing.DOCTOR: How long have you had this problen? PATIENT: What problem?