If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
Sometime I don’t say you Hi….
Some time I don’t reply…
Sometime I don’t SMS you…
It dosn’t mean, I forget you.
I am giving you time to miss me.
“The godless in heart harbour resentment;
even when he fetters
them, they do not cry
They die in their
youth among male prostitutes of the shrines.
But those who suffer
he delivers in their suffering; he speaks
to them in their affliction.- Job. 36: 13-15.
Kya gam hai Kya Khusi hai maloom nahi...
Kaun Apna hai Kaun Begana maloom nahi...
Jiske bina ek pal nahi Guzarta...
Uske bina kaise guzregi Zindagi maloom nahi...
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
If kisses were rain, I would send u showers,
If fun was time, i’d send u hours,
If u needed a friend, i’d send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!
This nation will remain
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling,
om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me your Telephone No
Whenever you Miss someone..
Look at The Sky..
Although you might not See the Person There..
But Feel Happy that you Two Are Under the Same Sky.
Mere Dil Ka Dard KisNe Dikha Hai.
Mujhe Bas Khuda Ne Tarapte Dekha Hai
Hum Tanhai Me Baithe Rote Hai.
Logo Ne Hume Mahfil Me Haste Dekha Hai
The higher we are places, the more humble should we walk.
Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration.
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?