Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
Ajeeb sa dil me ek ehsaas hai
Lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas ha
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda
Aaj bas me nahi jazbaat hai...
We have a very good reason to share the spirit this season Please join with us in celebration as we are united in marriage.
Hold Ten roses in your hand and stand before a mirror.
You will see Eleven roses..
I can say only one thing to my Mom ... She Gave me and my child a second chance in life. I love her so much it hurts... I wish she is a part of my life for
ever, I love u ma, Happy Mothers Day
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
"Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect..
It just means
we have decided to see everything beyond the imperfections".
.. Good evening...:-
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Kabhi "Zindgi " me kisi ke liye mat rona kyo ki wo aapke ansuon'k kabil nahi hogo or wo jo is kabil hoga vo apko akele nahi chorega
To live this Life, I need heartbeat
To have a heartbeat, I need a Heart
To have a Heart, I need Happiness
To have a Happiness, I need you..!!
If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
What would the
“The Mummy Returns”
Christmas, here again.
Let us raise a loving cup
Peace on earth, goodwill to men
And make them do the washing up
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Even if your sms is not received, I think you sent but its not delivered. Even if you are not calling, I think you are trying but the network is busy. Because Believing is most important in friendship. Happy Friendship Day !
A man arrived at the psychiatrist's consulting room in a very distressed state. He explained: I keep getting these awful nightmares. Every night it's the same. I find muself in a large room with dozens of gorgeous girls. PSYCHIATRIST: What's so awful about that? PATIENT; In the dream, I'm a girl too!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
A stronger and positive attitude
creates more miracles than any other thing.
Life is 10 % how you make it..
90 % How you take it..!