a mans ocupation
is to stick hiscockulation
up a wommens ventulation to
increase the population of the
younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!
Ups & Downs,
& problems are part of life.
Never lose hope in any condition
becoz the darkness of night
always finishes with light of day.
A man can live about 40 days without food
About 3 days without water
About 8 minutes without air
But not for 1 second without hope!
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
Why did Ravi take a ruler to bed?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept!
what kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
Exams wil get postponed!”
Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread the message of honesty and love through this world
on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on
this earth to kill evil.
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
Is a wonderful way
To make "I love you"
Easy to say.
Chahat m kisi ko ye saza na dena
mohobbat koro to fir daga na dena
jo tumhre bina ek pal bhi ji na sake
use kabhi lambi umar ki dua na dena.
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
it’s watching U.
Unki plko se ansuo ko chura rhe the hum,
unke gamo ko hasi se saja rahe the hum.
jalaya usi diye ne hath hamara
jiski roshni ko hawa se bacha rahe the hum..