Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.
If kisses could fly,
I would just send one
Just to say Good night!
Man goes to chemist: I want to buy poison. CHEMIST: I can´t sell you that. Man shows wife ´s photo. CHEMIST: Oh, sorry. I didn´t know you had a prescription!
“LOVE” is a Small Coin
“LIFE” is a BIG Coin
“Wife” is a Lucky Coin
“Lover” is a Sweet Coin
“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin
Keep it safe it..!
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.
Bhigy mosam ka bhiga sa din bhigi si yad bhuli hui baat bhula hua waqt,
wo bhigi c ankhen wo beeta hua sath mubark ho aap ko VALENTINE'S week ki pheli barsaat
PATIENT: Please tell me, am I getting better? DOC: I think so. But to be sure, let me feel your wallet.
Sing hey! Sing hey!
For Christmas Day;
Twine mistletoe and holly.
For a friendship glows
In winter snows,
And so let's all be jolly!
Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya!
Sirf aik hi shakhs ki khatir mujhe barbaad na kar...
Roz rotay hue ye kehti ha zindagi mujh se...!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
have I missed
i missed "U"
soocha aap say baaat karooon ......
Phir Soocha ...ek mulaqaat Karoon ...
Phir Sooocha ....q na ... Intezaar karoon ...
Phir.. Soocha ...q na .. ek kaam karoon ...
ek piyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon ...
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY
Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you
Young man to doctor: There is nothing wrong with me. I just dropped by to tell you how much benefit I got from your treatments. DOCTOR: I've never seen you before. You are no patient of mine. MAN: I'm not, but my uncle was!
Aakhir Todna Pada Dil Hame Rukh Unse Modna Pada Hame Itni Mohabbat ki Unse kya Bataye Yaaro Unki kHuSHi K Liye Unhe Hi Chhod Na Pada Hume...........
Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister.
A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.
An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!