Lady to DOC: My son is wetting his bed. DOC: Don't worry, its a minor problem. LADY: I know but his wife doesn't think so!
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
Let me define valentine - V~Very E~Eminent L~Lovely E~Energetic N~Nice T~Telented I~Inteligent N~Noble E~Everloving
4 me simply you, be mine valentine..
R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::
Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Bl0od” ;->
Love is loving and caring for you in a very special way.
Love is remembering the simple and special things we do and say.
Love is remembering how sweet you are and wishing you
A HAPPY VALENTINES DAY...
PATIENT: I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing.DOCTOR: How long have you had this problen? PATIENT: What problem?
Sad SMS In Hindi 140 - latest, new collection including pain in love, heart break, love hurts a lot, break up, broken heart, text messages and msg.
world is mine
Universe is yours.
Star is mine
Galaxy is yours.
Mars is mine
Planets are yours.
You are mine
I am yours.
Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
TUM,TUM or sirf TUM
LOkhatam hui meri daastan
Jindagi Itni tanha Q hoti hai
Kismat Itni Bewafa Q hoti ha
Logo Ki aksar ye Shikyat Q hoti hai
Jise Pana hai Muskil Usi se
itni Mohabbat Q hoti h
Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!
Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
The saddest wordz by a child,
who lost his parents in tsunami,
standing by the sea shore,
Sea i’ll never forgive you,
even if you touch my feet a thousand times.
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
Apse dil agar mila na hota
Aaj apse dil ko gilaa na hota
Apke dil me bhi wafaa hoti
To judaai ka koi silsila na hota