If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
What would the
“The Mummy Returns”
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
U waited 9 months 2 c d world 1yr 2 walk 2yrs 2 talk 5yrs 2 start studyng BUT i really waitd too many yrs 2 find a sweet frnd like U !!Happy Friendship Day !
So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u.
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army!
My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!
May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
Teacher : Who is on the line ?
Boy : This is my father speaking..
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
Teacher : Your son
is Very Good but
spends Too much time Thinking about Girls.
Mother : If you find
a solution, please advise.
His Father has
the Same Problem.
Words are few, yet heart is true.
Friends I can make but none as sweet as you.
When God gave friends he was fair
But when I got you, I got more than my shares
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate Holi!Happy Holi!
farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag