Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

I always wished for a SPEACIAL FRIEND who'd be close to my heart.. It came true when i met YOU on ur speacial day I wish for you... May all urs dreams&wishes come true. Have a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY

When one door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often we look so long at the closed door that
we do not see the one which has opened for us.

What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

When problems are so big
and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,
don’t giv up.
Where your strength ends,
the grace of God begins with.

What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

REALITY

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

May the magic of this EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
EID MUBARAK

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain

MATCHES

MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -
Attraction,
Communication,
Commitment,
Enjoyment,
Purpose,
Trust.
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.

Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Can a woman make you a millionaire?
.
.
.
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!

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