I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.
Good news from heaven the angels bring
Glad tidings to the earth they sing
To us this day a child is given
To crown us with the joy of heaven.
What is a friend? He looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That’s what a friend is. Happy Friendship Day !
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing how to win.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
When You Believe In Someone Deeply,
But Don’t Feel For It…
Some Mis-understandings Are Needed
For Good Understanding..
PATIENT: You've got to help me doctor. I have this fondness for doing bird imitations. DOCTOR: That doesn't seem bad to me. PATIENT: Oh sure! That's because you don't have to swallow the worms!
The spirit of easter
is all about Hope,
Love and Joyfull living.
one tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship.
one touch can show you care,
One friend can make life worth living for.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
As the Fajar azan begins
And the 1st holy fast begins
May Allah bless you with happiness
and grace your home with warmth & peace.
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.