Without Your SMS My Week Days are Like:
Kindly sms Me Evryday.
khuda na jab tumhein banaya hoga
unke dil mein bhi sukun aaya hoga
pahle socha hoga tumhein apne pass rakhne ko
phir unhe mera khyal aaya hoga.
We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
Disappointment are like road hump,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy
the smooth road afterward.
Don’t stay on the humps too long.
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
Put your hand on my hand
hold my back with your other hand
touch your lip with my lips
taste how hot I am
do this everyday
don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.
Bdi hseen thi zindgi jab na kisi se muhabbt na kisi se nafrat thi
zindgi me ek mod aisa aaya muhabbat ek se hui or nafrat sari dunia se ho gai.
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
Therefore as surely
as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, because you have defiled my sanctuary with all your
vile images and detestable practices, I myself will withdraw my favour;
I will not look on you
with pity or spare you.- Ezekial 5:11
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1
Love for me is you...
With every heartbeat I feel you more..
With every single breath I call out your name..
With every new day I grow old...
But love for you grows day by day..
you are in my thoughts all the time...
Would you be My Valentine!......heart touching valentine's day sms/messages for someone special.
TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
Koi dard hi na ho mujhe aisa bana do,
mujhe Aap apne hi jaisa bana do,
maayoos hota hoon jab woh todte hai dil,
1 patthar ka dil mere bhi seene me laga do.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.