Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
Pyar to zindagi ka afsana hai,
Iska apna hi ek tarana hai,
Pata hai sabko milenge sirf aansu,
Par na jaane har koi kyun iska diwana hai.
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost
every dream of mankind
Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother .
Birthday Message For A Daughter
No Matter How
Come And Go,
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
Kya gam hai Kya Khusi hai maloom nahi...
Kaun Apna hai Kaun Begana maloom nahi...
Jiske bina ek pal nahi Guzarta...
Uske bina kaise guzregi Zindagi maloom nahi...
Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti
One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
He told me i have lost my
It was a day when you were born.
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
Ek janaza or ek baarat takra gaye..
unko dekhne wale b chakra gaye..
uper se awaz aai, ye kaisi vidai hai..
mehboob ki doli dekhne yar ki mayyat aai hai…
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!
I wish to be a magic man
so I can write your name in the sky,
waters and on the moon.
So that any one who will look up to the sky,
drink the water and watch the moon
in the nite will see the kind of love I’ve for you.
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile.
Never think more about Past,
It brings Tears
Don’t think more about Future,
It brings Fears
Think More about ME
Which Always Brings Cheers.
May the beauty
Of divali season
Fill your home with Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!