Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?
A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.
HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?
10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
Wu kunsa khan hay ju pathan nahee hay
Destar Khan zubaida aap aka paheli wala totka
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
Jaane Kyun Log Kisi Ko Bhool Jaate H,
Kuch Pal Sath Rehkar Door Chale Jaate H.
Shayad Log Sach Hi Kehte H,
Sagar Milne Ke Baad Aksar Baarish Ko Bhool Jaate H.
When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"
I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty
diapers. Happy Father”s Day!
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.
wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Smile For The Ones You Love
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless
No matter hw many times I get hurt becoz of U, I won't leave U . Becoz even if I have a 100 reasons 2 leave U, I'll look for that 1 reason 2 fight 4 U.
love and colour just like a same things coz after some time it get fed nd atlast desappear........
Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
To the man who pleased Him, God gives wisdom, knowledge and happiness, but to the sinner
He gives the task of gathering and storing up wealth to hand it over
to the one who pleases God. This too is meaningless,
a chasing after the wind.- Ecc. 2:26.
God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
→ Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other… and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time…** Happy Friendship Day !