May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,
kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,
kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa
Little Miss Drugy little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.
Rose is Famous for Grace…
Advocate is Famous for his Case…
Horses are Famous for Race…
But you are Famous for Smile on your Face…!
have a nice day
Mistakes are painful when they happen
years later a collection of mistakes is called
which leads u to success...
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
May u have all da joy ur heart can hold. All the smiles a day can bring. All the blesings a life can unfold. May u have gods best in everything.
Chor qasid mere khat k tukre
ye bta wo kesa hy ..? :(
What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself
Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!