I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.
Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!
Whenever I miss You,
I wont look for you in my dreams
or try to hear your voice in your messages.
I just put my right hand across my chest and feel you!
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
A man told his psychiatrist that he felt he had a split personality. The doctor charged him double!
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
Only luv never anger
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!
IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money
Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
If i cud reach up and hold a star
4 every time u made me smile
The entire evening sky
Wud b in the palm of my hand.
we may have less hello’s
we may have less messaging
but our friendship will never be less
you are my friend fo ever.
Sacrifice is greater than Love.
Character is greater than Beauty.
Humanity is greater than Wealth.
But Nothing is greater than Good Relations.
It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
ALL THE TIME
in the mean time i’m thinking of you all the time.