Man to God:
“Please Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life…”
God Smiled And Replied:
“I Have Given You
Life To Enjoy Everything…”
Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
& have a
“Sisters share the scent and smells… the feel of a common
Logon Ki Dil Jalane Ki Aadat Nahi Gae
Apni Bhi Muskurane Ki Aadat Nahi Gae
Afsos Faqat Mujh Ko Is Baat Ka Hua Hai
Unki Bhi Azmane Ki Adat Nahi Gae…
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( * ) & here! (,,)-(,,)
If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a Tree.
If you fall on the ground, fall as a Seed that grows back to fight again.
Loading the Babe meter…..
You are a 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.
Pakki yaden kabhi bhulai nahi jati.
ye dil ki daulat roj lutai nahi jati.
kis muh se kahte ho ham apko bhul jayen.
Ye pyar ki duniya h.roj basai nahi jati.
Uska naam jb kisi mehfil me hota he
dil me 1 ajib sa dard hota he
me khud ko to mehfil me hansa leta hu
magar tanhai me ye dil sisak sisak k rota he..
To the man who pleased Him, God gives wisdom, knowledge and happiness, but to the sinner
He gives the task of gathering and storing up wealth to hand it over
to the one who pleases God. This too is meaningless,
a chasing after the wind.- Ecc. 2:26.
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
Worrying doesn’t reduce yesterdays sorrows,
it empties today’s strength.
Be Happy Forever.
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
what fun it is to
wish our friends
a very happy merry christmas.