Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the you
thful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!
Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks &
saying that you are the next.
They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!
If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a Tree.
If you fall on the ground, fall as a Seed that grows back to fight again.
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
Changed it every 3 months.
How can I spell s_cces without u
C_te without u
Or H_mble without u,
Even Tr_st without u,
See I can’t even La_gh without u,
I don’t know what to do without u.
,¤”’¤ .,. ¤”’¤,
¤ HAPPY .¤
‘¤ BIRTHDAY ¤’
As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
RAJU – Did you
Hear Raghu Snoring
during the morning
RAGHU – Yes, he was the
one who Woke me up.!
We have a very good reason to share the spirit this season Please join with us in celebration as we are united in marriage.
Avoid competency traps.
Do not stay only where you are good at things,
Go out and be challenged.
This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?
A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ...
"MADE" For Each Other ...
A Few Years Later
"MAD" Because Of Each Other.
A sleeping lion
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.
Freedom in the mind,
Faith in the words,
Pride in our hearts &
Memories in our souls…
Let’s salute the nation on Independence Day!
Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
|||||||||”””””‘\/””””””|||| (GOOD ORNING )
Have A GooD DaY
U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon