Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.By sending this message not to offend you,but with a heart of caring.One last thing your gorgeous,and i think i can love you.Please respond, and have a wonderful day.

Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.

Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

Tute Hue Glass Me Jaam Nhi Aata
Dil Tootta Hai To Aansu Bahar Nhi Aata
Dil Me Armaano Ko Rakh Liya Hai Maine
Ae Zaalim Kya Tujhe Mera Pyaar Kabhi Yaad Nhi Aata…

A matchstick glows for a few seconds,
A candle glows for a few hours,
A sun glows for a day..
I wish u glow forever & ever & ever!
Happy Diwali to u & ur family!!

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up.

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!

like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.

What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents

When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another
Missing you

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

Some broken hearts, may never mend,
Some memories may never end,
Some wet tears may never dry,
But my love for you will never die…

We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
and
thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good morning!

What’s the geographical definition of love?
It’s an action done by Pol-land
into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'

Tumse Door Jane Ka Hamara Irada Na Tha,
Tum Yaad Na Karoge Jante The Hum,
Par Itni Jaldi Bhool Jaoge Haume,
Yeh Andaza Na Tha!!!

Life is a one way road.
Where can see back.
But you can not go back.
So do not miss anything.
Enjoy every second of Life!

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