U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
What is the velocity of the darkness ?
Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
If people around you,
are trying to pull you down.
Be proud about it.
Becoz it only means one thing that:
“YOU ARE ABOVE THEM”
Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!
cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
May the beauty
Of divali season
Fill your home with Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt
VALUE OF LIFE
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
kya kaha qasid tu ne ..???
mera zikar, unki aankhen or Aansoo
A wechanic was removing cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop who war waiting for the service manager to come and have a look at his car. The mechanic called across the garage: Hello doc! Please come over here for a minute. The surprised surgeon walled over to him. The mechanic straightened, wiped his hands on a rag and askf argumentatively: So doc, look at this here. I also open hearts, take valves out, repair them, put in new parts.
And when I finish, this will work as new one. So how come you get the big money when you and me are basically doing the same work? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: Try doing it with the engine running!
TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without
If someone would ask me
what a beautiful life means,
I would lean my head on your shoulder
and hold you close to me
and answer with a smile: