On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
Unki Arzu Meri Zindgi Ka Wo Khwab H.
Jiski Manzil Hi Nhi Rasta B Kharab H.
Hasi Se Mere Dard Ka Andaza N Lgana.
Dil Ka Hr Pnna Dard Ki Kitab H.
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!
Let A Smile
End Up With
A Face Full Of Rain
Agar Tmsay Zeyada Taqaat Wala Shakhs
Tmhay MaRay Aor Tm Kuch Nah Kar Sakoo
Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanaat Day Kaar Bhaag Jaow
Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay.
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
The most important thing u fixed Was on ur day of leisure
Whn u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll alwayz treasure.
Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.
Sweeter than the candies,
Lovellier than the red roses,
more huggable than soft toys,
that’s what you’re,
here’s wishing you a valentines day,
that is as special as you are..
STILL LOVING U
i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...
Har zakhm kisi thokar ki meharbani hai...
meri jindgi bus ak kahani hai...
mita dete sanam k dard ko sine se...
par ye dard hi uski akhri nishani hai.
Don’t Lower your Goals To The Level of Your Abilities,
Instead, Raise Your Abilities To The Height of Your Goals.
why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
Itna udas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha,
sooraj ke sath doob gaya mera dil bhi aaj…