Dar tha tumhe kho denga isi liya tumhe pa na saka,
yaado ko tere magar dil se bula na saka,shikwa aaj bhee hai tere door jana ka,naam toh hoto pe thaa magar kabhi bula na saka...
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
–/ l__l Delivery
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This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
Every sunset gives us,
One day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
One day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck!
And Good Morning
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.
A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.
Fill these blanks with Yes or No…..
1._______________ I don’t have a brain.
2._______________ I don’t sense.
3. _______________ I am stupid.
4._______________ I am not a human.
Try to fill.
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Words, they become Actions!
Watch your Actions, they become Habits!
Watch your Habits, they become Character!
Watch your CHARACTER!, It becomes your DESTINY!!
Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got
Rishte tut kar choor choor ho gaye,
dhire dhire wo hmse door ho gaye,
hmari khamoshi hmare liye gunah bn gyi
or wo gunah kr k beksur h gaye
Fate brought the both of us together.
So naturally when you look at us,
you will think we match each other.
Coz we are make to be for each other.
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Flowers need time, sunshine and patience to grow.
friendship needs love, understanding and honesty to grow.
And friends are like flowers,
they add beauty and meaning to your life.
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
PATIENT: Good morning, doc! I dropped in to tell you how much I benefitted from ur treatment. DOC: But you are not one of my patients. PATIENT: I know, but my uncle was and I am his heir!
83;-) PATIENT: Couldn't you split my persomality? DOC: Why would you want a thing like that? PATIENT: Oh Doc, I am feeling so lonely!
Always have a unique character like SALT!
Its presence is not felt but absence makes all things tasteless!!
Gud day! :-)
In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
Happy New Year.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.