TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!

Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
rakhte hai,
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

Labjo ne chhod diya hai
bayan karna hal-e-dil ka fasana
itne dhokhe khaye hai pyar mein
ki dil ne bhi chhod diya hai
dil mein kisi ko bsana

When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.

I want to touch you all over again n again.
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through my heart and feeling

appki ek nazar chiye
Dil bazaar hai use ek ghar chiye
bas yuhe sath sath chalte rahna
ye payaar hume umar bhar chiye

Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.

Men like toilets


Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!

What is a friend? He looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That’s what a friend is. Happy Friendship Day !

”G(‘.’)(‘.’)D”
”M(‘.’)RNING”

Have A nice Din
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*~” Missing you “~*

I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan Mubarak

May Lord Ganesh bring you good luck and prosperity!
Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi

U R D most wonderful man I have ever met.
U light up my life and I am always complete and happy -
when I am by your side.
I will love U forever.
U put a smile in my heart.

Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.

Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

Ab hame bhi aadat ho gayi hai tere bin jeene ki....!
teri nafrat ne aisa bana diya hai ki ab to dhadkan bhi chalti hai bina saans k.....!

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