Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

A psychiatrist and a proctologist teamed up for medical practice. The sign outside their clinic reads: ODDS & ENDS!

I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
left a smile on my face….

Zakhm Mera Hai Dard Mujko Hota Hai.........
Is Zamane Me Kaun Kiska Hota Hai.............
Unhe Nind Nahi Aati Jo PYAR Karta Hai........
Par jo DiL Ko Todta Hai Woh Chain Se Sota Hai

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each others minor failings.

Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho

Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Don’t lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday

In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.

Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark Friendship is a promise made in the heart – silently, unwritten, unbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time. Take care always beloved friend. Happy Friendship Day !

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Wo Mere Alfaz Se Hairan Rehta Tha,
Main Uske Zoq Se Pareshan Rehta Tha,
Be-Wafa Keh Diya Sar-E Aam Uss Ne,
Phir Na Jane Kyun Khud Se Pareshan Rehta Tha,
Suna Tha Ke Pucha Tha Kisi Ne Mere Barey Mein Usey,
Kaha Uss Ne Ke Haan Dil Mein Ek Nadaan Rehta Tha,
Ham Kese Uski Ruswai Kare,
Jis Per Kabhi Hamara Emaan Rehta Tha.

A daily thought… A silent tear… A Constant wish that u r near… Words are few but thoughts r deep… Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!! Happy Friendship Day !

When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

Wife Closed Her Leg After Sex Nd Asked: Hm Apnay Baby Kah Naam Kya Rakhen Gay?
HusbNd Condom Utartay Huye: Agar Iz K Baad Bhi Hua To Zaradari Rakhen Gay.

Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

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