Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Hey Sleeping Bird!
Come Back From The Dreams
New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning
Have A Nice Day.
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth
Life may not b d party u hoped for but dat doesnt mean u should stop dancing!
Remember u r d DJ of ur life!
Just spin it!
Enjoy it! ;-)
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
A LOVING HEART
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed ?
At the bottom !
Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the Love of sky for earth.
They never meet each other,
But send Love this way.
Enjoy the Love of Nature.
Happy Rainy Day.
Lovely days in my life :
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
Advantages of breast milk
A. No need to boli
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
I know just the person who needs “101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don”t worry it isn”t you! Happy Fathers”Day!
Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..