You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day

Tomorrow is very important in our life.
Tomorrow is only for that person.
Who sacrifice her life,her happiness
and all her time only for us.
DO u know whats tomorrow.
Tomorrow is mother day.
you must be wished ur mother.
you must say to her I love u mother,
Mom i m incomplete without u.
I m thankful to u for my good up bring.

Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!

This is acock sucker detector

Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....

The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...

COCK SUCKER !!

How do you differentiate the doctors? GENERAL PRACTITIONERS: Know nothing and do little. SURGEONS: Know little and do everything.
INTERNISTS: Know everything and do nothing. PATHOLOGISTS: Know everything and can do everything but its usually too late!

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Narrated Aisha:
Allah's Apostle said,
Search for the Night of Qadr in
the odd nights of
the last ten days of Ramadan

Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

Gary Gliter *Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's

Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west
but the Friendship rises in the Heart
and sets after death.

Once people told me love is true,
I didn't believe it till I found you,
Now that u gone, I'm going crazy,
I wish u would here n tell me “I love you”

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

At 5 years ''Mommy I love you."
At 10 years ''Mom Whatever."
At 15 years "My Mom is so annoying."
At 20 years "Mom, I don't care what you say"
At 25 years ''Mom, you were right''.
At 30 years "I want to go to Mom's house."
At 50 years ''I don't want to lose my Mom."
At 60 years "I would give up everything to have my Mom here with me."
You only have one Mom.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

ali ka laal,shah e mashrekain se mangojanab e fatima sa k noor ain se mango sabaq mila hai yeh rahib se or fitres,khuda sa jo na mily woh hussain say mango.mola hussain a.s ka zahoor mubaarak ho.

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