I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
PATIENT: Every morning when I get up and look up in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? DOCTOR: I don't know, but
your eyesight is perfect!
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you
your family on the festival of Diwali
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Good relations doesn’t need any promises,
any terms or conditions.
It just need 2 wonderful people.
Cute like me and sweet like you.
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted.To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’
Dont afraid its me.
Just putting a blanket of love upon you.
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone.
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?
Look outside its so romantic.
The cloud is hugging you,
With a cold wind,
The star singing for you,
The moon dancing for you,
Because I invite them all to wish you,
Good Night, Have a lovely Dreams and Sleep Well.
Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr”s fee…
whole Day think of me….Good Morning…
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !
My Best Wishes are for you today, tomorrow and forever