Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20 meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

My Reality Check bounced.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
“Inside Life ENDs!”
But…
If it Breaks from inside! “Life Begins!”
“GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!

Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

→ B – Be yourself

I – invite new challenges

R – Recall past achievements

T – Trust your judgments

H – Have faith in your abilities

D – Desire only the best

A – Affirm your strengths

Y – You’ve got what it takes………

As the crescent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan beings…
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot.

Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

After examining an attractive lady, the doc beamed: Mrs Smith, I have got good news for you! PATIENT: Pardon me, its Miss Smith. DOC: Oh. Well, Mrs Smith, I have got bad news for you!
52:-( " Doc, what's wrong with me?" " Madam, you are too fat, you use too much rouge and lipstick, you have hair bleached, you smoke too much and one other thing - you are in the wrong office. The doc is next door!

Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Benefits of having Alzeimer´s Disease: 1.You never have to watch re-runs on TV 2.You are always meeting new people 3.You don´t have to remember the whines & complaints of your spouse

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are. Happy Friendship Day !

Women is symbol of power, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's day

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