Dreams come true; without that possibility,
nature would not incite us to have them.
IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.
Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. Take care.
Wo guzar gaye hamare pass se. Ham ne kisi se koi shikwa na kiya,
khuda ne hame zindagi to di lekin is zindagi ko sansey dene wala chin liya.
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?
In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
BE HAPPY FOREVER
Fareb tha hassi me aashiqui samajh baithe,
Maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe,
Waqt ka majak tha ya badnaseebi hamari,
Unki do baaton ko chahat samajh baithe
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!
Why was the students report card all wet?
Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
No one is born happy.
But all of us are born
with the ability to create happiness.
So today, make others happy.
Flash your sweetest smile.
HAVE A DAY FULL OF SMILES
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
Teacher Asked: What is forgiveness…?
A cute lovely girl replied: Its a wonderful smell
that a flower givew when its being crushed.
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera