3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!

SPEAK NOT MY TEARS
NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS
THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART
ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE
PLACE ALL ITS PIECES TO THE FIRE NEAR
FORGET THOSE DAYS WHEN SOMEONE CALLED IT DEAR!
ALONE I HAVE TO WALK THERE
DO NOT DREAM OF THE SKY THAT WAS CLEAR
ITS MY STORY THAT DOES NOT FINISH
UNTIL MY SOUL DISSOLVES IN THE AIR....

For a Cool Kid!

It's birthday time again, and WOW!

You're a whole year older now!

So clown around and have some fun

To make this birthday your best one!

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

American,
a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.

When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur
eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...love u mom

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i’m ur’s 4ever b mine my baby “I LOVE U”

No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
Just a CARING heart with lovely saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

LARKAY or LARKIYO VALENTINE DAY ko mat MANANA plxx plzz plxx
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akelay akelay mazay lOOtogay haan???

Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name

My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.

GOD replied, “no dear, result is near

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U.
Happy Merry Christmas.

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

True care will never go unrecognized,
though one often makes mistakes in valuing it,
But one will definitly understand once when they start missing it.

Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.

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