A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.

Friendship is like a bank in which u have to Deposit love, sympathy, trust, help & joy. and as Interest you will get comapanion for lifetime! Happy Friendship Day !

A special friend is rare indeed, It seems to be a special breed, Yes! perfect friends are very few, So lucky I am for having you. Happy Friendship Day !

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.

Avoid competency traps.
Do not stay only where you are good at things,
Go out and be challenged.

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r

really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

In the ocean of your blue eyes;
Isee the image of mine;
so I dive in yours heart;
to measure the depth of love

Because you mean so much to me,
I celebrate your birth.
Sharing time and space with you,
Rings my bell for all it’s worth.

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

FALL IN LOVE

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.

Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a
sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open your
eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

When you like to Dance in the Rain,
I’ll b there to hold an umbrella for you.
Because.
If not, the clay in your head will drain off.
That’s Friendship.

NEEDS

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

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