IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn”t know English,
he said “Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight”
Often when we lose all hope..
Think this is the end.
Allah smiles from above..
its just a bend,
To hearts which near each other move
From evening close to morning light,
The night is good; becose, my love,
They never say good-night.
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop
Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation,a boy puts his location in a girls destination,do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
Owner of my
heArt & my
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.
Fights for friends.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Gossips about affairs.
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.
If people are trying to pull you DOWN
Be proud about it,
because it only confirms
that you are above them..!!
Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
get well soon so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
Some people say happiness is life.
Others say it’s freedom
and some say it’s money.
But happiness for me is
just having the opportunity to know you!!
Do u think u can answer….
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!