Butterfly lives only few days,
but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts.
Each moment is precious in life.
Live it fully and win many hearts.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
"Happy Mother's Day" means more Than have a happy day.
Within those words lie lots of things We never get to say.
It means I love you first of all, Then thanks for all you do.
It means you mean a lot to me, 'n that I honor you.
But most of all,I guess it means That
I am thinking of Your happiness on this, your day,
With pleasure 'n with love.. !
What do the military do in a civil war ?
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.
Girlfrend ke h0nt0 per shehd laga kar
kiss ki jae t0h gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur
khansi b theek h0 jae gi.
(Zubaida appa k Chaska t00tky)
I would cross a thousand oceans
just to hold you tight.
I would climb a thousand mountains
just to be with you every single night.
Darling I miss you so much.
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
Jinhein bhulaney mein yaro, barey zamaney lagay
Jub dil dukha tou wohi loog yaad aney lagey
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
Missing You. . .
Is Not The Hard Part !!!
But . . .
I Once Had You …
Is What Breaks My
Heart . . . !!!
DOC: how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed 10 quarters? NURSE: No change yet!
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Zindagi ka raaz maine tanhayi mein paa liya,
Jiska bhi gham mila apna bana liya,
Sunane ko mila na koi Dastaan-e-Gham,
Aaina rakha saamne or khud ko suna liya.
The saddest things in life r
to remember d happiest moments
of d past which
seems unlikely 2 happen again in lyf time!
If I were to
make a dictionary
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!