Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar
se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
Ek Zardari Mota Taza Tha
Jo Mazay Se Mulk Ko Khata Tha
Zardari Ne Beth K Socha K
Bibi Ko Dengay Dhoka
Bibi Ko MaRngay Goli
Or Khaengy Mulk Main Ding Dong
Par Army Baari Siyani Thi
AOr Zardaari Ki Shamat Aani Thi
Par Army Bech Se Nikal Gai
Kyon K Mushrraaf Ki Niyat Badal Gai
Phir Zardaari Ban Gay Naya Don
PakIxtan Ki Siyasaat Bubble Gum.
5 Steps To A Lovely Morning..
1- Open Your Eyes.
2- Take A Deep Breath.
3- Smile A Bit.
4- Open Your Arms Wide.
5- Say, “Its Too Early.
Lets Sleep Again.”
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaaye ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen. Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,
Zubaida apa ye tmhara he kameena pan hoga\
Wife (in romantic mood): Have i ever come in your dream darling?
Husband (confidently): Never... Because i read ayat-ul-kursi before i sleep
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
Love is in the air! Are you looking for the special sms to express your feelings to the person of your dreams? Celebrate the day of love and togetherness with beautiful msgs.
An Excellent RoAd sentence
Written on National Highway:
Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!
Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I CanÃ‚Â´t Even Smell My Own Name"
Time is like the water of a river.
You can’t touch the same water twice.
the flow that has passed
will never pass again.
Enjoy every moment of life.
If there was a day for everything you have given to me as a mother, it would be Mother's Day every day.
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
Pyar mein humare sabar k Imtihaan ko dekho
Wo meri baahon mein so gayi rote rote kisi or k liye..........
Kabhi hum tooty to kabhi khawb tooty.
na jany kitny tukron main armaan tooty.
her tukra aayina hai zindagi ka.
her aayine ke saath laakhon jazbaat tooty
True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.