A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

Happy Father's Day means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying 'Thank You'
It means saying 'I Love You'
You are the best dad, and my best friend
Today is your day.
Let's celebrate it together.
Cheers!

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kya kaha qasid tu ne ..???
mera zikar, unki aankhen or Aansoo
NAmumkin....!!

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.

A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

Do not limit your challenges; challenge your limits”.
Born with personality is an accident,but living as a personality is an achievement…

PATIENT: Doctor, if I give up wine, women and song, will I live longer? DOCTOR: Not really. It will just seem longer!

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

After his annual examination, patient asked his doctor: Well, doc, how do I stand? DOCTOR: That's what puzzles me!

He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

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