Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Bl0od” ;->
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
Stars have settled & moon will shine,
friendship matures like lovely wine,
a very lovely night to a friend of mine,
may your night be cool & fine
Good Night Dear
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Taking sips of coffee
Lying in cozy bed with Blanket around
Reading novel or Watching movie
Long gossips with Friends !
Rain with soft music
Long walk on Sea shore at night
With a cup of tea In hand
All u can enjoy cause
It’s winter again !!
Tumhare pyar ne rona sikha diya hamein...
warna hamein rona kahan aata tha.....!
tumhari judaai ne dard sehna sikha diya hamein...
warna hamein sehna kahan aata tha.....!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Tamna Jab Kisi Ki Nakam Hoti He
Zindagi Us ki Ek Udas Sham Hoti He
Dil Ke Sath Doulat Na Ho Jiske Paas
Mohabbat Us Garib Ki Nilam Hoti He.
7 liter blood
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings!
Dil tod k unko b rahat na milegi
mujh jaisi kisi aur me chahat na milegi
Barbad hoke b unka bura na chaha
dil cheer k dekhlo kabi nafrat na milegi
Masjid kay baher chappal rakwanay kay bajaye aik chappal aik kunay aur dusra dusray kunay may rahein koi chori nahe karay ga
You & I
May the angels protect you
May the sadness forget you
May happiness B around you
May God bless you forever
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