Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?

A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.

You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can’t help
forming a
relationship with you…
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Don’t lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday

()’”() .-”.”-. /),,/)
(=’.’=) ( ‘.’ ) ( ‘;’ )
(“)(“) (,,)(,,) (,,)(,,)
A very Sweet Mini,Pini &Tini
Wishing u many many returns of the day.
Happy BirthDay

LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,
tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.
phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,
shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

Jaab khamoos akhoo se baat hoti hai
ese he muhabbat ki suruwaat hoti hai
tumhare khyalo me khoye rahte hai
pata nahi kaab Din or raat hoti hai

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend,
white for peace, orange for luck,black for hate,
red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for
you Orange Flower.Wish you good luck

Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. Take care.
Missing You

Zardari Ka Kutta Zardari Se Rooth Gaya
Jaa K GNday Naalay Main Kood Gaya
Doobtay Huye Bola Ab Aur Zulm Nahi Sahengy
Ek Ghar Main 2 Kuttay Nahi Rahengay.

Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…

The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice…
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

SMILE:
S-Sets You Free
M-Makes You Special
I-Increases Your Face Value
L-Lifts Up You Spirits
E-Erases All Your Tensions
So Please Keep Smile.

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