Gam-e-Zindagi Ke Maare Hain;
Har Baazi Jeet Ke Haare Hain;
Yeh Jo Meri Jholi Mein Pathar Hain;
Sab Mere Chahne Walon Ne Marey Hain!
Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.
When God solve your problem,
then you feel happy.
Bcoz you have faith in his abilities.
When God doesn’t solve your problem,
then you are getting worry.
But don’t worry,
Bcoz he has faith in your ability.
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
A FaCT : When you are up in life, Your friends get to know who you are. But When you are down in life, You get to know who your friends are… Happy Friendship Day !
Nothing assures the payment of an old dental bill like a new toothache!
Hmne to kanto ko b narmi se chhua h.lakin.
Log bedard h phulo ko masal dete h.
Kon deta h umr bhar ka sahara yaro.
Log Janaze me b kandho ko badal dete h.
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .
A Woman Was Feeling Quite Unwell And On The Advice Of Her Husband Went To See Her Doctor... When Her Husband Arrived Home From Work That Evening, He Was Moved To See Her Sobbing Uncontrollably. Fearing The Worst, He Tenderly Put His Arm Around Her
Well wisher is not
who meets you everyday
talk to you everyday.
Well wisher is one
who may or may not meet you
but always think of you & your happines.
Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why?
Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
"Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"
Really touching na?
I almost cried ;->
Wohi Kaarwaan, Wohi Raaste, Wohi Zindaagi;
Magar Apne Makaam Par, Kabhi Tum Nahin Aur Kabhi Hum Nahin!
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful.
When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
3—my sincere prayers…..
God bless u.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !
Nazro ko nazaro ki kami nahi hoti..
Pholo ko Baharo ki kami nahi hoti..
Phir kyun hame yaad karoge aap?
Aap to Aasmaan ho.. Aur..
Aasmaan ko Sitaro ki kami nahi hoti..
What is real but invisible? Ur love. What is true but unfair? Ur away from me. What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile. What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship Happy Friendship Day !