Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.
Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!
Whenever I miss You,
I wont look for you in my dreams
or try to hear your voice in your messages.
I just put my right hand across my chest and feel you!
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.
Wishing u a Happy Birthday
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
She was the the most prestigious GIFT.
I ever received!
Sometimes I really feel
I was just a GAME she played!
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..
Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing how to win.
KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for you.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.