There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
May this Diwali Light up new dreams,
fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues,
everything bright & beautifulfil and fill your days
with pleasant surprises and moments.
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
On your Engagement
My warm wishes for a lifetime
of joy and togetherness.
Sun likes the Sunday
Moon likes the Monday
But I like one day
That’s your birthday
U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
i went for a walk with my uncle jim, when somebody threw a tomato
at him, tomatos dont hurt i replied with a grin. they fucking well
do when theyre still in the tin.....
there was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?