How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
It's your birthday, and you know what that means--
You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 Days of Fun!
Others might have forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Flies very high,
Happy Independence Day
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don't worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.
Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi
One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother
Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.
Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
2nd-ThInk oF Me
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
I'm a paper, you can write your feeling, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears, don't throw me after use cause when you feel cold i'll burn myself to warm you.
Each day I meet someone new.
But never find another you!
The world is full of people,
Yet no one ever equals to you.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…
Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this year bring Happiness for you Dear.
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
LIVE YOUR LIFE
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
Hey Sleeping Bird!
Come Back From The Dreams
New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning
Have A Nice Day.