G-get up
O-open your eyes
O-out of your bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams come true
R-rise and shine
N-new friends
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!

A broken trust can be best described as a melted chocolate..
No matter what you do,
I t will never return to it's original form...!!

On this night as i lie on my bed,i just cant stop thinking about u my LOVE.May u have a blessed & a beatiful
GUD NITE.

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you!

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

If you don't have a Valentine on "Valentine's day"; don't be sad. Most people don't have Aids on "World Aids day"!

When things go wrong
When sadness fills ur heart
When tears flow in ur eyes
Always remember 3 things
God, ur parents & my best wishes
Best of Luck

paas hookar b duuriya mehsus kar raha hu
me to seh lunga dard-e-zakhm par teri fikar kar raha hu
tum mere itne kareeb aa gai ho ki kaise batau
tumhari khamoshiyo se me pal pal mar raha hu...

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!

Dhoomraketu,
Sumukha,
Ekadantha,
Gajakarnaka,
Lambodara,
Vignaraja,
Ganadhyaksha,
Phalachandra,
Gajanana,
Vinayaka,
Vakratunda,
Siddhivinayaka,
Surpakarna,
Heramba,
Skandapurvaja,
Kapila,
Vigneshwara.
He is also known by many as Maha-Ganapathi.
Happy Birthday to Lord Ganesh.

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
Happy Birthday dear friend

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.

God Bless You And Keep You Safe
Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow Be Among
The Best You’ve Ever Spend.

Friends are like pieces of puzzle
If you lose one
It will never be completed again.
Just want to know
You are one of the pieces
I can’t afford to lose
FRIENDS 4EVER:)

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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