Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
“Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let”s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.”
Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
Time might lead me to nowhere
& faith might break into pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL
that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
Please be my
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
Happy Valentine's day!..............valentine's day wishes for girlfriend
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.
To begin with,
We might have been strangers,
but the closer we came,
the more we started realizing that not only
marriages but even “FRIENDSHIPS”
are decided in “HEAVEN”
HEART TO CIRCLE
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
Aankhon ka hai dhoka aisa tera pyaar..... tera emotional atyachaar.....
Lady to DOC: My son is wetting his bed. DOC: Don't worry, its a minor problem. LADY: I know but his wife doesn't think so!
May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!
I wanted 2 send U all my love but d postman said
he also having a date with his girlfriend.
So I m sending u Message by mobile.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against
Zmane Me Aise B Nadan Hote He
Apni Kasti Le Jate He Jaha Tufan Hote He
Q Basate Ho Unko Dil me
Jo Dil Ki Bsti Me Chand Dino K Mehman Hote He..
In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”
Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to na thi…
jaisi ab hai teri mehfil kabhi aisi to na thi…
le gaya cheen ke kaun aaj tera sabr-o-qarar…
be-qaraari tujhe ae dil kabhi aisi to na thi…