Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.

A FaCT : When you are up in life, Your friends get to know who you are. But When you are down in life, You get to know who your friends are… Happy Friendship Day !

If one day you feel like crying, call me.
I can’t promise to make you laugh,
But I’m willing to cry with you.

Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....

True care will never go unrecognized,
though one often makes mistakes in valuing it,
But one will definitly understand once when they start missing it.

A boy cried wen he had no shoes..
Suddenly he stopped crying wen he saw a man vdout legs..
Life is full of blessings!
Sometimes we dont understand it..
Gud mrng!! :-)

PATIENT to dentist: OK doc, what do I need to get done? DENTIST: Well, your teeth are alright, but your gums will have to come out!

God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father’s Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million!

Friendship is a sheltering tree.

Before facing a new day,
bow your head & say this prayer:
“Thank you God for this amazingly dashing sender.
May his smartness inspire me all day long”
good morning!!

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Loading the Babe meter…..
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
You are a 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!

“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U

I want to say a word to u !!
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That starts with u
.
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and ends on u
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that truly defines u
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that word is
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“ULLU” …..

Do not be quick with
your mouth, do not
be hasty in your heart
to utter anything
before God.
God is in heaven
and you are on earth,
so let your words be few.
As a dream comes
when there are
many cares,
so the speech of
a fool when there are
many words.- Ecc. 5:2,3.

As the crescent moon is sighted...
And the holy month of Ramadan begins...
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !

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