In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every fall
What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others.
Above the dark horizon soon
new light rays wil appear.
They signify to all the world
a fresh new day is here
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
PSYCHIATRIST to his receptionist: Ah....there goes the only woman I've ever loved. RECEPTIONIST: So, why don't you marry her? PSYCHIATRIST: Can't afford to. She's my best patient!
You & I
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
Don’t Lower your Goals To The Level of Your Abilities,
Instead, Raise Your Abilities To The Height of Your Goals.
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
→ Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
Why are women like parking spaces?... Bcoz the good ones are always taken and the rest are all disabled!
Beautiful pictures r developed by negatives in dark room!
So if u c darkness in life, believe that God is making a Beautiful picture for u!! :-)
On a romantic day sardars gf asks him,
Darling on our engagement day ll u give me a ring?
Sardar : sure, 4rm landline or mobile
Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.
→ B – Be yourself
I – invite new challenges
R – Recall past achievements
T – Trust your judgments
H – Have faith in your abilities
D – Desire only the best
A – Affirm your strengths
Y – You’ve got what it takes………
PATIENT: I have got only 59 seconds to live. DOCTOR: Wait a minute!
As you drench urself in the colors of love;may ths Holi replete ur days ahead!
I just love when morning gets here,
Because i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my best friend.
what a lovely way to start my day.
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.