Keep Pakistan green & clean!!
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day
May the Joys of Today Be Like Beautiful Flowers Filling with Pleasure the Minutes and Hours And Leaving a Fragrance that still Lingers on in Memory, Long after Your Birthday has Gone. HAPPY BIRTHDAY With love.
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkin
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
Why was the students report card all wet?
Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strength full hands,
focused mind and determined decision with God”s Love.
Always Makes you winner
O-open your eyes
O-out of your bed
D-day has risen
O-old dreams come true
R-rise and shine
I-ideas of life
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down
Little girl & her father crossing a bridge.
Father Said: Please hold my hand
Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand.
Father: Whats the difference?
Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me.
Chances are that I may let your hand go,
but if you hold my hand,
I know for sure,
you will never let my hand go..!
If you stand for a reason,
be prepared to stand alone like a tree,
and if you fall on the ground,
fall as a seed that grows back to fight again…!!!
You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
friend for me.
5 bad things to say to a naked guy
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains urcar!
2)but still work,right?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36
Im dreaming of white Christmas,
with evry christmas card I write,
May ur dayz b bright,
and May all ur christmases b white.
When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”