ALL THE TIME
in the mean time i’m thinking of you all the time.
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. (T. DeWitt Talmage)
As our marriage brings new meaning to love so our love brings new meaning to life.
when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.
We All Have Our
Time Machines ...
Some Take Us Back, They Are Called Memories...
Some Take Us Forward, They Are Called Dreams...
I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
oh yar leave it.
i just want to say.
PATIENT: I'm worried about this eye operation. DOCTOR: Don't worry, you won't be able to see the difference!
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.