little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed .

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Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

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I love YOU!!!

Sometimes missing is more precious
than being together.
Becoz we miss only those
whom we don’t want to miss

Life has no rewinds no forwards.
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today
to make a beautiful story of tomorrow!
Gööd Morning!

Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

PSYCHIATRIST: What's wrong with your brother? SISTER: He thinks he's a chicken. PSYCHIATRIST: How long has he been acting like a chicken? SISTER: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs!

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dil se…

Kya batau kisiko kya dard hai seene mein
Maut aajaye gam nahin ab kya rakha hai jeene mein
Gam sharaab se agar pal do pal ke liye rukhsat ho jaaye
Toh ae dost kya harz hai phir peene mein

Aakhir Todna Pada Dil Hame Rukh Unse Modna Pada Hame Itni Mohabbat ki Unse kya Bataye Yaaro Unki kHuSHi K Liye Unhe Hi Chhod Na Pada Hume...........

When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur
eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur u mom

Sweetheart! u r so beautiful, my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true I wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats… just 4 you.

TerrorIztx Have Kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& DemNded
OtherwIxe They Will Burn Him With Petrol
Plz Donate
I Have Donated 5 Litrex.

Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.

I Like 3 friends,
1st is sun,
2nd is moon,
3rd is you,
sun for the day time,
moon for the night time,
you for the life time…. really hot

REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m gorgeous,
but like the other guys
take a number and wait in line!!

Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
And l say REMEMBER me lot.

baal faila kar jab koi
mehbooba kabar par roti hai
tab mehsoos hota hai ke
mout kitni haseen hoti hai