A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?
Glory of the day, soundless and restrain
With dark clouds, and blessings of rains..
Clouds on way, the splashing of drops,
Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame…
Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name,
Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways.
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
If you learn to translate
every event of your life
into a positive way,
you will stop being a prisoner of your past
become designer of your future.
Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.
→ On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
DOC: Did you ake the patient's temperature? NURSE: No. Is it missing?
Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.
KILL d Stress B4 it Kills U
REACH d Goal B4 it Kicks U
HELP Every1 B4 Sum1 Helps U
LIVE Life B4 Life Leaves U
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!
I miss u in every beats of my heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of time and
In every moments of the day.
Once a while good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are... With this message, consider yourself reminded !!
Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!
The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice...
Happy Mothers Day!!