Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
The child was born,
parents were blessed
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you
No great verses,
No pieces of art.
Just two special words
straight from the heart.
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"
Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
First man: You got to see my doctor. He is very reasonable. Second man: How´s that? First man: Well, if you can´t afford the operation, he touches up the x-rays!
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
I Will REMEMBER Him
As The One Who BROKE My Heart
As The One Who TAUGHT Me
To LIVE With Broken Heart
LOVE YOU SWT HEART
Take it Light G,
Miss Me Slight G,
Never Do Fight G,
Have Fun Might G,
Eat Good Diet G,
Try Flying a Kite G,
Be Always Happy Right G,
& G0o0d Night G,
You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.
On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
“Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
sealed with “DUA”
keep u safe & happy today & always.
Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend,
white for peace, orange for luck,black for hate,
red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for
you Orange Flower.Wish you good luck