Lying on my Bed, Looking at The clock, I no that its time to zzz.
I wonder how have you been today… Hope Tat Every Thing is Fine..
Wish you sweet dreams and Sleep Tight!
a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
left a smile on my face….
A third of your people
will die of the plague
or perish by famine
inside you; a third will
fall by the sword
outside your walls;
and a third I will scatter
to the winds and pursue with drawn sword.- Ezekial 5:12.
D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!
For This, Is A Special Time When Family
And Friends Get Together,For Fun.
Wishing Laughter And Fun To Cheer Your Days,
In This Festive Season Of Diwali And Always!!!!!!!!
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!
On a romantic day sardars gf asks him,
Darling on our engagement day ll u give me a ring?
Sardar : sure, 4rm landline or mobile
Everyone in your life
will hurt you sooner or later.
But you will have to decide.
What is more important?
The Pain Or The Person…??
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Don’t Think About
“What You Have Got……”
“How To Use It That You Have Got…..”
The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend
Leadership is not about the size of your office
title on your business card.
Its about the depth of your commitment
your passion to get things done.
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
“YA ALLAH mere wo Gunah maaf farma
jo meri duaon ko Qabool nhi hony dety.”
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.