Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
Friendship is a priceless gift, That cannot be bought or sold. But it’s value is far greater, Than a mountain of gold. Happy Friendship Day !
MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian
ulfat na sahi nafrat hi sahi
hum ye bhi gawara kar lenge
ik yaad kisi ki dil me liye
jeene ka sahara kar lenge
We should take the pledge that
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism,
We will protect our country with all we have
Happy Independence Day!!
Bethe hen raah-e-guzar per dil ka diya jalaye
shyed k wo dard smje shyed k wo lout aye..!!
Meri Mohbbat bezuban hoti Rahi
Dil ki dhadkan apna wajud khoti rahi
koi nahi Aaya mere Dukh ke karib
Ek Barish hi thi jo Sath Roti Rahi.
Pyar to zindagi ka afsana hai,
Iska apna hi ek tarana hai,
Pata hai sabko milenge sirf aansu,
Par na jaane har koi kyun iska diwana hai.
After our morning session, we came home to the big feast,
All the puas, puris, pulav, meat and vegetable curries made our mouth water.
In the evenings, we wore our new kurta and pajamas,
went door to door, played gulal with young and old,
everyone offered their best sweet treats,
That was the real Holi, now it is only in my dreams.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
Har ek jazbat ko dua nahi milti,
Har ek arzu ko zuban nahi milti,
Muskan sajae rakho to duniya hai sath,
kyuki aansu ko to ankho mein bhi panah nahi milti.
Sun likes the Sunday
Moon likes the Monday
But I like one day
That’s your birthday
DIL mjhe uss ghali me le jaa kar
or bhi khaak me mila laya...
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Memories r treasured no 1 can steal.
Parting is heartache no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.