3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

Badi Udas Hai Zindgi Tere Bin
Nahi H Kuch Mere Paas Tere Bin
Andhera Ho Ya Ho Ujala..
Aata Nahi Kuch B Raas Tere Bin

Kisi ne bura to kisi ne acha mana mujhe, jisme jitni insaniyat thi usne utna he apna mana mujhe, pyar to mujhe sbse hai par y kudrat ka khel hai ki sbne pyar k layak mana nahi mujhe

“Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may ur future always shine. . . With LOTs of LOVE “Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU

Ye duniya gumo ka mela h, Hmne b hr gum jhelaa h, Kre hm unse kya shikva, yaha par hr koi AKELA h...........

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u. Happy Friendship Day !

There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.

The wrong kind of people dislikes you 4 the good in you & The right kind of peoples like you knowing even the bad in you. That makes a Friendship strong… Happy Friendship Day !


You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread the message of honesty and love through this world
on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on
this earth to kill evil.

If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a Tree.
If you fall on the ground, fall as a Seed that grows back to fight again.

Have a fruity day..

The Best Time To Do Something Significant
Is Between Yesterday And Tomorrow

How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life’s Best Things For You!

Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

Independence is a Precious gift of God
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day to You