A man arrived at the psychiatrist's consulting room in a very distressed state. He explained: I keep getting these awful nightmares. Every night it's the same. I find muself in a large room with dozens of gorgeous girls. PSYCHIATRIST: What's so awful about that? PATIENT; In the dream, I'm a girl too!
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, He lovingly touched it & it turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 you. Happy Friendship Day !
I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.........happy valentines day quotes
I Will REMEMBER Him
As The One Who BROKE My Heart
As The One Who TAUGHT Me
To LIVE With Broken Heart
LOVE YOU SWT HEART
An occasion to cherish and be close to loved ones,
to be able to break free from our differences,
bring joy in other people’s life
is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid.
Living in favourable and unfavourable situation,
is called part of living.
Smiling in all those situations,
is called Art of living.
So always be smiling.
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
A kid gets zero in a paper
Father angrily asks,
Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
Engagement iz the time between
Being two and one.
It moves so fast the mountains shift
Before the survey's done.
dil ke dard ko dil todne wale kya jane.
pyar ki rasmo ko yeh zamane wale kya jane.
hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche.
yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane......
LIVE YOUR LIFE
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
Sending you a JUMBO-SIZED
You did it!
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.
wish you a very special Good Morning….
I'm not as dumb as you look.
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP. the report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES"
Apne karam se wo mera muqaddar bana gaye,
katre ko pal me samundar bana gaye,
phulon se naram tha kabhi dil ye mera,
itna tadpaya ke usse pathar bana gaye..
Apna Keh Ke Jabse Tumne Loota He
Kya Me Bolu Ye Dil Kitna Tuta He
Tute Dil Ka Har Ye Tukda Kehta He
Pyaar MaT Karna Pyaar To Bas Ek Dhokha He