If GOD’S love can be measured
by the type of friends
he decided to give each person on earth,
I must be his favorite,
because he decided to give me someone like you.
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Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.
Tips To Beat The Summer
1- Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2- Cover Your Head When Outside
3- Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4- Message Me Daily Bcoz I M So Coool..:-)
Happy Engagement and May your engagement be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you're always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You're the sunshine to light my day
Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.
Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.
Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.
PATIENT: Doc, are you sure I am suffering from pneumonia? I´ve heard once about a doc treating someone for pneumonia and he finally dying of typhus. DOCTOR: Don´t worry, it won´ happen with me. If I treat someone for pneumonia, he will die of of pneumonia!
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
BE HAPPY FOREVER
Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
Now SUN is HAPPY and
MOON is Upset
MOON is Missing you and
SUN is with you
Have a Great and
Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket
seller asked why?
Banta: some stupid standing near the door
is tearing my ticket every time.
Happy Engagement to you and
May ur engagmnt be Blessed wth joy and
companionship for all ur lives!
A morning is a wonderful blessing,
either cloudy or sunny.
It stands for hope,
giving us another start
of what we call life.
Have a good morning.
Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man