Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon
When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.
Wen Kids Learn 2walk,
They Keep Falling
But 2them Its Not Failing, It’s Learning.
So There’s Nothing Called Failure.
Everything Is A Learnig
Days Come, Days go,
Just like any other Time.
But when its your Birthday,
This is the time for celebrate and shine.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
left a smile on my face….
Life is a journey that is not meant to be made safely.
I want to live my life in a way
that when I get really old,
I look back at my life and say:
Aah I lived it, not survived it.
I get so emotional when your not around..
I think the emotion is called happiness
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true. May every star of every night, Bring love and joy to you. Happy Birthday to you!!
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
Ya ALLAH Our Sins Are So Many
But Your Mercy Is Limitless
Plz Forgive Us
You Are The Greatest Forgiver
You Love To Forgive
Plz Forgive me,
And The Whole Muslim Ummah Past & Present
Aamin - SumAmeen