One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho.
RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
Therefore as surely
as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, because you have defiled my sanctuary with all your
vile images and detestable practices, I myself will withdraw my favour;
I will not look on you
with pity or spare you.- Ezekial 5:11
After his annual examination, patient asked his doctor: Well, doc, how do I stand? DOCTOR: That's what puzzles me!
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
umma Is A Wonderful DAY
“To Thank ALLAH”
For All He Gives To Us
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP. the report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES"
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,
kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,
kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
Some people believe in God,
I believe in you,
I love you
Mommy, I love you
For all that you do.
I"ll kiss you and hug you
"Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile "cause I love you
On this Mother"s Day. Mommy, I love you
A morning is a wonderful blessing,
either cloudy or sunny.
It stands for hope,
giving us another start
of what we call life.
Have a good morning.
Na kuch adhura chhod jayenge,
Na kiye hue waade tod jayenge,
Pure karenge armaan aap k,
Hum to shisha hain,
Tut k bhi apni chamak chod jayenge!!
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
“Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let”s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.”