5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b'hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!

I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EASTER" Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That EASTER Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times...Remember me in ur prayers..

If you love me, let me know.
If you don't, please let me go.
A very happy Valentines' day!

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

”G(‘.’)(‘.’)D”
”M(‘.’)RNING”

Have A nice Din
<¤¤¤ =^= ¤¤¤>
*~” Missing you “~*

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against
his government.

Pink G0ing T0 Pr0p0se
0range Already In L0ve
Blue Applicati0n Welc0med
Black N0t Interested In L0ve
Yell0w Failure
Green Accepted
Red Already B00ked
White D0uble Side
N0te: All C0llege Students
Must F0ll0w This Dress C0des.

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

This book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, medidate …
Observe to do … Then
you will make your way prosperous, and you
will have good success.- Josh. 1:8.

Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.

Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye

First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”

Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

Old friends are gold!
New friends are diamonds!
If you get diamonds,
don’t forget gold.
Because only gold can hold a diamond.

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