Hickory, dickory, dock
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin mecock,daclock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block!

Aray bhool bhi jao
kis ne torra?
kese torra?
kab torra?
dhoond rhe ho kia dil ki kirchiyaan barson baad....

U r D 1ly 1 prsn I want 2 b with 4 D rest of my life and grow old with. I love you.

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE

Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
Think about it, have a great life…

Ive got a tongue that'll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless.

Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Koi ilzam Laga K Saza Di Hoti Phir Meri Lash Sare Bazar Jala Di Hoti Itni Nafrat Thi To Pyar Se Dekha Q Tha Pehle Hi Meri Aukat Bata Di Hoti.

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Independence is a Precious gift of God
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day to You

One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.


If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
for the same Mistake.

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is gift that’s why
It is called Present…

Mujhe sab kuch kabool hai ae Falak!
Gham-e-Yaar mujhse talb na ker
mein usey kese dil se juda keron
jo meri umer bher ki taalash hai

I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.

On this chill chill night,
in your dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams

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