What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
If the universe did start wia a bang
wen God loved & da angels sang
1 of da sparks dat flew
chased time 2 become u
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?
Whenever I miss You,
I wont look for you in my dreams
or try to hear your voice in your messages.
I just put my right hand across my chest and feel you!
A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
What do the military do in a civil war ?
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
DIL mjhe uss ghali me le jaa kar
or bhi khaak me mila laya...
Stars have settled & moon will shine,
friendship matures like lovely wine,
a very lovely night to a friend of mine,
may your night be cool & fine
Good Night Dear
Owner of my
heArt & my
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
To hearts which near each other move
From evening close to morning light,
The night is good; becose, my love,
They never say good-night.
Do not worry about failure…
Worry about all the chances
you miss when you don’t try.
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
A sPecIaL BrEakFasT 4 U
In ThE HoTeL Of My HEART
A BouL Of LOVE
A SPooN Of CÄRÉ
MeNu Is FRNDSHIP
PaY ThE BilL By Ur CuTe SmiLe.
=G= u= D= m=O=r=N=i=n=g
A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:- Define BIRTHDAY ? The only day in ur life, when you cried And that made your mom HAPPY. Happy Birthday Dear!!