A bond of love, A medal of trust. A shoulder in sadness, A hand in darkness. A special relation to hold, An ear where secrets can be told. An appreciater for encouragement, Somethin tht doesn’t cost. A jewel never to be lost. Is the magic called F R I E N D. Happy Friendship Day !

The Alpahbet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-urcaring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!

Independence is a Precious gift of God
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day to You

PSYCHIATRIST to Patient: You have nothing to worry about. Anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a failure!
65:-l DOC: What is the matter with you? PATIENT: Typhoid fever. DOC: That illness either kills you or leaves you an idiot. I know because I've had it!

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Bl0od” ;->

Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you
because
you have a special place in my heart!

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

God made a father who is,
as sweet as a nectar,
as brave as a lion,
as cheerful as a bear,
and he gave such dear father to me.

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strength full hands,
focused mind and determined decision with God”s Love.
Always Makes you winner

How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.

Friendship is a priceless gift, That cannot be bought or sold. But it’s value is far greater, Than a mountain of gold. Happy Friendship Day !

''MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
what fun it is to
wish our friends
a very happy merry christmas.

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