What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

Legendary words by Charlie Chaplin,
“Life laughs at you when you are Unhappy,
Life Smiles at you when you are Happy,
but Life Salutes you when you make others Happy”

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

Ajeeb sa dil me ek ehsaas hai
Lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas ha
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda
Aaj bas me nahi jazbaat hai...

Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not

Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

Wel said:
sum1 askd me r u getng tired of being hurt?
I rplyd, i stil handle it..
Dey asked til wen?
I smiled n said... Until sm1 get tired of
"HURTING ME"

Doctor examining a boy in his surgery suddenly nipped out and asked his receptionist for a screwdriver. A moment later, he was out again asking for a hammer and a chisel. When he came out a third time, the boy's mother asked anxiously: For goodness' sake,doc! What's the matter with him? DOCTOR: I don't know. I haven't had a chance to examine him yet. I 'm still trying to get my bag open!

Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."

It's soon going to be Valentines' day again!
If you're married, go and kiss your spouse;
If you have gf\bf, go and kiss that person;
And if you're single, kiss the ground and thank GOD!
Happy Valentines' day!

Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

(”)….(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””’)-(””’)
I Love You

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Gairo par marne ki unki fitrat ho gayi,
Hamari mohobbat unki shikayat ho gai,
sari duniya ko chahte hai wo apnana,
bus ek mere hi naam se unhe nafrat ho gai.

A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!

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