Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
I made a list of Special people
in My Life with a Pencil,
When your name comes,
I decided to use a permanent Marker.
Bcoz I want to keep you in My life forever.
A friend is someone
who knows the song in your heart,
and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words.
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.
Har ek jazbat ko dua nahi milti,
Har ek arzu ko zuban nahi milti,
Muskan sajae rakho to duniya hai sath,
kyuki aansu ko to ankho mein bhi panah nahi milti.
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
Happiest people don’t have
“Every thing best” in life.
They just make the “Best of Every thing”
that life brings their way!!
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls
Sardar comes back to his car
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
Light a lamp of love!
Blast a chain of sorrow!
Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
Wish u and your family "SPARKLING DIWALI"
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
Do U know that,
Fun as a triple scoops,
Sweet as chocolates,
Bright & cheerful as flowers,
May your wishes come true,
And may each of your days be filled with,
Joy & smiles too!
“HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN”
Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!
Kisi kay marnay ki khabar har kisi ku nahe denee chahiye isi tarah biryaani kam parh saktee hay
Smile is complete when it begins with your lips,
Reflects in your eyes,
Ends with a Glow on your face..
Wish you a lot of Smiling Moments in your Life…:-)
Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
Chhoti si baat par koi shiqwa na karna.Koi bhul ho jaye to maaf karna. Naraaz tab hona jab hum rishta tod denge. kyunki aisa tab hoga jab hum duniya chhod denge.