PATIENT: You've got to help me doctor. I have this fondness for doing bird imitations. DOCTOR: That doesn't seem bad to me. PATIENT: Oh sure! That's because you don't have to swallow the worms!
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
Saathi aisa mila jo saath na de sake,
Nigaahen aisi mili jo ro bhi na saki,
Hasna to chahte the hum har dum par kya kare,
Muskaan hi aisi mili jo hoton pe na aa saki!!!
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.
Submit yourselves for
the LORD’s sake to
every authority instituted
among men: whether
to the king, as the
supreme authority, or
to governers, who are
ent by him to punish
those who do wrong
and to commend those
who do right.
For it is God’s will that
by doing good you
should silence the
ignorant talk of foolish men.
1 Peter 2″13,15
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
Tootte Tare Ko Dekha To Socha Mang Lu Aj Fariyad Koi
Jab Manga Kuch To Dil Se Aawaz Aayi
Jo Khud Toot Raha He Wo Kese Pure Krega Arman Koi..
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
for me it’s U.
No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
→ If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
thoughts can bring us smiles.
Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.
Be kind to the father,
for when they were young,
Who loved these so fondly as he?
He caught the first accents that
fell from the tongue,
And joined in the innocent glee
Hamari to duaa hai koi gila nahi wo gulaab hai jo aaj tak khila nahi aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile jo aaj tak kisiko kabhi mila nahi happy birthday my dear.............:)