Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Where are the first 6 up's ?
Complete this Sentence:
“I always wanted to tell U that ………….”
Text Me back with the Answer
Forward to see what Others Text U
Rply is Must.
Woh Nadiyan Nahi Aansu The Mere;
Jinpar Woh Kashti Chalate Rahe;
Manzil Mile Unhein Yeh Chahat Thi Meri;
Isliye Hum Aansu Bahate Rahe!
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts And fulfill your every desire.Merry Christmas
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
Legendary words by Charlie Chaplin,
“Life laughs at you when you are Unhappy,
Life Smiles at you when you are Happy,
but Life Salutes you when you make others Happy”
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
When you win, I will proudly tell the world. Hey! That’s my friend. But when you lose. I will sit by your side, hold your hand and say, Hey! I am your friend. Happy Friendship Day !
Mohabbat ke andaz juda juda se hote hai.. Kisi ne toot kr chaha,., or koi chah kr toot gaya. ...
Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.
I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me
out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!
I can say only one thing to my Mom ... She Gave me and my child a second chance in life. I love her so much it hurts... I wish she is a part of my life for
ever, I love u ma, Happy Mothers Day
Naseeb mera Q mujse khafa ho jata h,
Apna jisko B mano bewafa ho jata h,
Q na ho shikayat meri nazro ko raat se,
Sapna pura hota nhi or sawera ho jata h..
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back