When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!...........

If friendship is your weakest point, Then You are the strongest person in the world. Happy Friendship Day !

Fifty years is really not enough
In which to plumb the depths of someone's soul.
Fifty more years, then, should be the goal:
To know the beauty of another's love,
Yearnings shape, and life-long shadows buff.
Yet life was never easy in those years.
Everest is sometimes hard to climb.
A will to love has brought you to this time,
Rich in joys that time cannot remove.
So may this day be filled with happy tears!

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose-
Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.

How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

May The Little Flower,
Laying In Gloom,
Rise And Bloom,
Swaying Endlessly,
This Way And That Way,
Morn To Dusk,
Everyday. Get Well Soon!

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.


Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

Once people told me love is true,
I didn't believe it till I found you,
Now that u gone, I'm going crazy,
I wish u would here n tell me “I love you”

PAtient: I've swallowed the film from my camera. DOCTOR: We'll just have to see what develops!

There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream
I dream.

Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.

Often when we lose all hope..
Think this is the end.
Allah smiles from above..
“Relax dear.!!
its just a bend,

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!