U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo

Whenever I miss You,
I wont look for you in my dreams
or try to hear your voice in your messages.
I just put my right hand across my chest and feel you!

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? ;-)

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. (T. DeWitt Talmage)

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

My hearth for you will never break
And my smile for you will never fade

A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

Kaya kaya Sapne sajaaye The Zindagi Ke Liye,
Jeena Marna Tha Kisi Ke Liye,
Tanha Chod Gaye To Yakeen Aaya,
Koi Kisi Ka Nahi Hota Zinadagi Bhar Ke Liye.

Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars

Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

sukhe phool ko todane wala koi nahi, toote dil ko jodane wala koi nahi, kitana khali hai ye dil sayad koi jaan pata, afsos ye hai ine sunne wala koi nahi.

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

Jindagi Itni tanha Q hoti hai
Kismat Itni Bewafa Q hoti ha
Logo Ki aksar ye Shikyat Q hoti hai
Jise Pana hai Muskil Usi se
itni Mohabbat Q hoti h

Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt

Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!

Kisi ko kisi se Muhabbat Nahi hoti.. FARAZ Log wafa k Naam pe Muft Chummiyan lety hain. Veena Malik Interview dety dety Ro pari?

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

na jaane kyun unke jhoote waadon par dil ko aitbaar ho gaya,
chale gaye wo is dil par gehre zakhm chhodkar phir bhi,
kambakht is dil ko unke in zakhmo se pyar ho gaya

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