I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.

B4 1 Day,
B4 2 Night,
B4 2 Sunsets,
B4 msg charges high,
B4 network jam,
B4 someone wishes U,
I wishe U In advance
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
God Bless U.....!!!!

Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits

Love and Death
are two uninvited guests
When will they come..?
no body knows
but
both have similar effects
One takes the Heats
and
Other takes its beat.

You were crying when u were born

While everybody was laughing there

As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,

Live your life humbly so that

You would b the one laughing when u die

And everybody else would be crying.

Happy Birthday

If Wishes Were Flowers
I”D Send You A Big Bunch To Say….
“Get Well Soon”

Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....

If I was there tonight:
I would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
I would protect you against the monsters under your bed
and show you how much I care about you.
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
Good Night

Wish you a blessed Ganesh Chaturthi and many prosperous days ahead.

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !

May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship, colors of luv
and all other colors u want to paint in ur life.
Happy Holi.

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.

Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling,
om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me your Telephone No

A psychiatrist and a proctologist teamed up for medical practice. The sign outside their clinic reads: ODDS & ENDS!

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Make love to ur girlfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u good news on Mothers day &
U’ll have a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1

A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.

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