There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.
You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
Loading the Babe meter…..
You are a 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
We should take the pledge that
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism,
We will protect our country with all we have
Happy Independence Day!!
OUT OF MY CONTROL
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
“YA ALLAH mere wo Gunah maaf farma
jo meri duaon ko Qabool nhi hony dety.”
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...Good Morning
Avoid competency traps.
Do not stay only where you are good at things,
Go out and be challenged.
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Study of fine art paintings
Advanced study of playing cards
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Back door to a cafeteria…
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
There is no color in the rain
It’s only water, wet and plain.
It makes damp spots upon my book
And splashes on my new dress, look!
But puddles, in the rainy weather,
Glisten like a peacock’s feather.
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
If i guard you with my life,
Will u be my wife ?
As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.
My Reality Check bounced.
Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!