A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.
Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.
Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

May Lord Ganesh bring you good luck and prosperity!
Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you
because
you have a special place in my heart!

Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,.
never say u r alone when i m still alive...{dedicated to my friend}
good luck and best wishes for ever

Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself

Few Relations in Earth Never Die.
Want to know What it is?
Read again..
(F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die

The higher we are places, the more humble should we walk.

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