If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!

When you start your day.
Keep 3 words in your pocket
TRY – TRUE – TRUST
TRY- for better future
TRUE – with your work
TRUST – in Allah
then success will be at your feet!

A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser.

Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you
and
your family on the festival of Diwali

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.

Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
rakhte hai,
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai

Us ke chehre par is kadar noor tha,
Ke uski yaad mein rona bhi manzoor tha,
Bewafa bhi nahi keh sakte us ko faraz,
Pyar to hamne kia hai woh to bekasoor tha

Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name

“When all the doors seem to be closed
in front of you, look QURAAN…!
There will surely be a window opened
enlightening you with new hopes & GUIDANCE.

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

tuta ho dil to dukh hota h, krke mohabat kisi se y dil rota h, Drd ka ehsas to tb hota h, Jb jisse mohabat ho or uske Dil me koi or hota h..

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other?s arms.

When you feel GOD is
rubbing you against rocks.
Don’t think that you will
run down to dust.
It just that, He is polishing
A DIAMOND.
So Stay Precious

The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds.
Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.

Christmas, here again.
Let us raise a loving cup
Peace on earth, goodwill to men
And make them do the washing up

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

When one door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often we look so long at the closed door that
we do not see the one which has opened for us.

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