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aye janejaan mujhe yeh to bata
mujhe bhula kr tujhe kya mila...
meri hasraton ka hisaab de
mera dil tor kar tujhe kya mila...
tere kuch din ke pyar se
mujhe zindagi bhar ka gum kyu mila...
main toot kar bikhar gaya
aur tujhe mujhko tor kar kya mila...

When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

Har aasunoN mein jo baha vo dard tumhara hai,
Humne kiya pyar jo tumse to qasoor humara hai,
Dil-a-naadan ghalti kar baatha,
Ek bewafa sa dil laga baatha.

Imagin! A race between Love and Friendship. Who will win….? None of them. You know why….? Because Friendship always compromises and Love always sacrifices. Happy Friendship Day !

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.........happy valentines day quotes

KNOWING YOURSELF

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job

I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

I can say only one thing to my Mom ... She Gave me and my child a second chance in life. I love her so much it hurts... I wish she is a part of my life for
ever, I love u ma, Happy Mothers Day

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

Wo hame bhul gaye to ye koi bari bat nhi...
Aaj wo waqt hai k logo ko Khuda bhi yaad nhi...

Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushiyo ko mein tumhare........ ...........

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