wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..

Prophet said:
"Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven"

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkin

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other

*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.

alentine's Day special gift IDEA:
1. Ask your wife what she wants.
2. Buy online.
3. Enter Your In-laws address.
4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'.
Happy Valentine's day!...

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
rakhte hai,
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai

Everyone in your life
will hurt you sooner or later.
But you will have to decide.
What is more important?
The Pain Or The Person…??

one candle enough to cut darkness.
one true friend enough to make life happy.
one good guide enough for success.
one SMS from you enough to make me smile.

KHooN K SaGaR
UDHeLTa Hu Mai
.
DaRD oR TeeR
DiL PaR JHeLTa Hu Mai
.
TuM SaMJTe Ho
SHaYaRi LiKTa Hu Mai
.
Ye To ApNe
ZaKHMo Se KHeLTa Hu Mai

DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army!

Bar Bar Din Ye Aaye, Bar Bar Dil Ye Gaye, Tum Jiyo Hazaro Saal Ye Meri Hai Aarzu, Happy Bday To U! Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day! May God Bless U! Wishing U A Very Happy Birthday!

Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!

English Wonder
These Words Have Something In Common.
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven
Could You Identify ?
In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
& have a
Nice Drink
“COCA COLA”
Buurrrrrrrrrr….

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