There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
Kasoor unka nahi jo dhokha dia unhone,
aadat to hame hi h dhokhe khane ki.
Tutega dil ek din, jante the hum.
Fir bhi bhul ki unko chahne ki.
Wht is the limit of foolishness?
Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter.
Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaaye ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen. Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,
Zubaida apa ye tmhara he kameena pan hoga\
It was always said of him, that he knew how 2 keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us,
and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed,
"God Bless Us, Every One".
i'm here 4eva!
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A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
She was my mother!
Audience applause and laughter!
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
Dil yeh nadaan na samjhe duniya ki rashmo ko,
Chali hai ishq ka izaar karne..
Lakh manaya padh phir bhi na mana kamwaqt ne
Zaher pi karr bhi rok na paya
Aankhon ki aasuyon ko.
Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
Chal diye woh hamko bhulakar.
Bhari mehfil me hamko rulakar.
Ab to aur nikhar gaye hai woh.
Kajal jo lagaya hai mere dil ko jalakar.."
Ajeeb Lagti Hai Shaam Kabhi kabhi,
Zindagi lagti Hai BeJan kabhi kabhi,
Samajh Aaye To Mujhe B Batana k,
Q Karti Hai Yaadein Pareshan kabhi Kabhi..
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
introduction is possible anytime,
love is possible sometime,
marriage is possible on time,
but friendship btn u & m is possible on once in a life time...
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
Wishing you and your family
the blessings of Ramadan.
Ramadan Mubarak !!
Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.
When I Realized I Found That
I Have Lost My Precious Time To Get Something
Which Was Neither Mine
Nor Matters To My Life