Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK otherwise You'll face problem"
Man finished the book with great fear but didn't open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

"do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! 'good night'.

Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want spicy dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
Have a nice dream.

Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."

Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you

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Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.
Girl: what?
Boy: your heart.
Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
Boy: what?
Girl: your bike..;-)

Santa: Oye! What are you?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: When he grows up.



I shall ask him what he meant by this.

sweetness in your speech
talent in your mind
love in your heart
peace in your eyes
strength in your hands &
I wish always victory in your life .

No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
“HAPPY X’MAS”

Taking sips of coffee
Lying in cozy bed with Blanket around
Reading novel or Watching movie
Long gossips with Friends !
Rain with soft music
Long walk on Sea shore at night
With a cup of tea In hand
All u can enjoy cause

It’s winter again !!

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!

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Where are you?
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Oh there!

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl,
I’ve ever seen
Girl: Who’s the first?
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Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!

“When all the doors seem to be closed
in front of you, look QURAAN…!
There will surely be a window opened
enlightening you with new hopes & GUIDANCE.

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

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