I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.

This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?

Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!

My Heart Says that you Really Like Me..
My Eyes Say that you are Feeling Something for me
My Mind Says that You are Thinking of Me,
But I Want to Listen from Your Lips that ....
YOU LOVE ME..

sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temtation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

In happy moments, praise God.
In difficult moments, seek God.
In quite moments, worship God.
In painful moments, trust God.
In every moment, thanks God.
It is true God bless everyone in life
and fulfill everyone’s wishes

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

WASTING YOUR TIME

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

Flowers die,
Stories End,
Songs Fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to End,
But,
"Precious People" Like "You"
Are always remembered.

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.

Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se
kyu milata hai

CRYING FOR

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

Pink Vagina Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

Oops!?. Ouch I fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just to
Say sweet dreams to you
Sleep tight.

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

Some people give the gift
of peace and tranquility
to every life they touch.
They are always who they really are.
They are blessedly reliable,
dependably good,
predictably pleasant,
loved and treasured
by all who know them.
You are one of those people.
You are a gift
of peace and tranquil

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