mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
DOC to PATIENT: Say aah, now put out your tongue. As patient sat with mouth agape, doc wrote 2 prescriptions. DOC: Ah yes, that's fine, you may shut your mouth and he gave him the prescriptions and showed him out. NURSE: You dhdn't even look at his mouth, let alone examine his tongue or tonsils. DOC: Its nice to have a little peace and quiet when I'm writing out prescriptions!
No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
Har roj unki yado me kho jate hai.
unki tasvir Aankho me lekhar sote hai.
bhig n jaye ye tasvir Aansuo se,
isliye ham Aankho se nahi dil se rote hai.
Six Rules 2 B Happy…
Free Yr Heart From Hatred
Free Yr Mind From Worries
Make Yr Life Simple
Expect Less From Others
Give More 2 Others
Always Have a True Friend Like Me.
Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
uske hathon se mera, daman choot ta raha
sheesha nahi tha mera dil, phir bhi toot ta raha
mere darde dil par muskrane lage woh log
jinka hal ye dil, aksar poochta raha
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
Jub Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate H,
Tab Dil K Drd Aansu Ban K Beh Jate H,
Jo Kehte H K Hum Sirf Ap K H,
Pata Nahi Wo Kaise Alvida Keh Jate H.
Bar Bar Din Ye Aaye, Bar Bar Dil Ye Gaye, Tum Jiyo Hazaro Saal Ye Meri Hai Aarzu, Happy Bday To U! Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day! May God Bless U! Wishing U A Very Happy Birthday!
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me! Happy Friendship Day !
Time might lead me to nowhere
& faith might break into pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL
that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
Itna He Samajh Paye Hain
Itne Aasu Baha Kar
Sirf Tune Diya Dhoka
Is Dil Ke Kareeb Aakar…
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
Bhul jana use jo tumhe BHULA de,
Mat dekhna use jo tumhe RULA de,
Par kabhi na hona door us SHAQS se,
Jo apni ankhein bhigo kar bhi tumhe HASA de,
world is mine
Universe is yours.
Star is mine
Galaxy is yours.
Mars is mine
Planets are yours.
You are mine
I am yours.