Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Q:Wat is luv?
A: Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece…!
Hey Sleeping Bird!
Come Back From The Dreams
New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning
Have A Nice Day.
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
Changed it every 3 months.
Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
I Don’t Have To Speak Loud
Just To Say What..?
I Wanna Tell You A Soft Whisper Of
“I Miss You”
Is Enough Coz
Its Not My Mouth That Really Speaks Its My Heart..
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.
Happy Eid Mubarak
I know its too early.
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!
Hi Moon! Dim your light..
Hello Wind! Breeze soft..
Hi Flower! Blossom slowly..
Hello Earth! Spin gently.
Because my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night sweet dreams.