Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Why do surgeons wear masks? So that they are not recognized later!

Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
"Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"

Really touching na?
I almost cried ;->

A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti

Aray bhool bhi jao
kis ne torra?
kese torra?
kab torra?
dhoond rhe ho kia dil ki kirchiyaan barson baad....

Birthday Message For Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.

There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.

You’ve caught my attention,
stolen my affection
and
attracted my emotion,
so anything I do for you,
don’t mention,
but always met me at the junction,
so, our feelings can function.

To,
The Love
Owner of my
heArt & my
life.
DeAr
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
Urs Obediently,
,
Name=YØURS LÖVE

What is a friend? He looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That’s what a friend is. Happy Friendship Day !

The feeling of affection starts from the eyes.. If u try to close your eyes, affection turns into a drop of tear and remains deep in your heart!good nite!!

Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete

After breaking up , it is inadvisable to get back with your ex in a hurry. after all, there must have been a reason for your to have broken up in the first place.

Definition of a friend:- My friend shud be My medicine wen i am in pain, My letter wen i am far, My smile wen i am sad, My hanky wen i cry, And my life wen i die. Happy Friendship Day !

I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna Pakistan
Happy Independence Day

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