Kabhi Kabhi Dil Udaas Hota Hai
Halka Sa Aankho Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai
Chhalakta Hai Meri Bhi Aankhon Se Ansu
Jab Ap Ke Door Hone Ka Ehsaas Hota Hai
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.
**( ' : ' )**
Here is a lovely, cute teddy bear 4 U!
""""HAPPY"""" VALINTINE DAY"
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Know what makes me happy when you sms me?
Not your jokes, graphics or sweet messages
but your NAME that “APPEARS” on the cell
when it beeps knowing that you remembering me.
Halat a gam me beh gye jo aansu,
Wo zindgi me fir kabhi na behne paye.
Tukde apne wazud k roj jodta hu me.
Usne mere dil ko aesa bikhera he
What The Heart Gives Away Is never g0ne
But kept In The hearts 0f 0thers
Fr0m dusk T0 dawn
L0ve U Fr0m The C0re 0f My heart
Be My Valentine
Valentines Day 2014 SMS BF.
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP. the report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES"
My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaN'S BoDy HaS Five RooMS: 1.FACE-show room 2.BOOBS-play room 3.TUMMY-store room 4.VAGINA-men's room 5.ANUS-emergency room
If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
“Inside Life ENDs!”
If it Breaks from inside! “Life Begins!”
“GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!
HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS? 10 little piggies,2 calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
uske hathon se mera, daman choot ta raha
sheesha nahi tha mera dil, phir bhi toot ta raha
mere darde dil par muskrane lage woh log
jinka hal ye dil, aksar poochta raha
what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth
My Best Wishes are for you today, tomorrow and forever
Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just dont switch off your Heart.!Happy Friendship Day !