My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much.
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
To begin with,
We might have been strangers,
but the closer we came,
the more we started realizing that not only
marriages but even “FRIENDSHIPS”
are decided in “HEAVEN”
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck with:-wishes & prayer
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something
you want done because he wants to do it.
There is always a reason for everything
A reason to live
A reason to die
A reason to cry,
But if you can’t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason for a while
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May
beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & God bless u.
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket
seller asked why?
Banta: some stupid standing near the door
is tearing my ticket every time.
Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
Question: What is an out-patient? Answer: A patient who has already passed out!
Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…