I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
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Reply is must.

All mornings are like Paintings:-
You need a little inspiration to get going,
A little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who
Cares to color your day…GOOD MORNING…..Have a Nice Day..

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

Christmas may b many things
r it may b a few.
For u, the joy
is each new toy;
4 me;
its watching U.

Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

A psychiatric patient complained so bitterly about stomach pains that finally the doc decided to operate - and inside the poor fellow, he found a bouquet of roses! DOCTOR: Now, how the hell did those flowers get in there? PATIENT: Damned if I know. Let's look at the card and see who they're from!

*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

Love tip-

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi

I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light,
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the dream world.
Good Night

Sardar: ‘Doctor, my son swallowed a key.’
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 months ago.
Doctor: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key.
Doctor: So why have u come today?
Sardar: We ve lost the duplicate key !!!

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr”s fee…
whole Day think of me….Good Morning…

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

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