To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
No money,No fun.
His father replied:
So sad,Very bad
God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way
Marriage is very important part of life.
You know why?
“Life is not only about happiness”
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter
Wish You Holly RAMADAN.
May ALLAH Bless & Protect You AAMEEN
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
Bin baat k hi ruthne ki aadat h,
kisi apne ka sath na pane ki aadat h,
ap khush rho mera kya h,
mai to aaina hu mujhe to tutne ki adat h.
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
He told me i have lost my
It was a day when you were born.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
A paper flying in air is
due to its luck but
a bird is flying due to its effort.
So if luck is not with you,
efforts are always there to support you.
Have you ever noticed how someone can break your heart into tons of little pieces but you still love them with ever little broken piece of it!!!!!
It is Mere in French, Mutter in German, Ammee in Urdu, Mom in English, Ma in Hindi. It still means the same to all of us SPECIAL. Happy Mothers Day!
Mujhe sab kuch kabool hai ae Falak!
Gham-e-Yaar mujhse talb na ker
mein usey kese dil se juda keron
jo meri umer bher ki taalash hai
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.