Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
NEWSFLASH:) Earthquake in Pakistan...50,000 dead...U.S.A sending money, France sending food, Britain sending replacement paki's!!!
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children. (Brandon Lee)
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. (Marion C. Garretty)
The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
it’s watching U.
If i guard you with my life,
Will u be my wife ?
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you
‘Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile ’cause I love you
On this Father’s Day
Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
That’s why boys go to college regularlyv
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!