It was Santa’s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa: Y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
“The godless in heart harbour resentment;
even when he fetters
them, they do not cry
They die in their
youth among male prostitutes of the shrines.
But those who suffer
he delivers in their suffering; he speaks
to them in their affliction.- Job. 36: 13-15.
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
O \\ // R
O \\ // ni
D \\// ng
GOD BLESS YOU..
Have a nice and wonderful day.
MY HEART BREAKS
I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.
Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.
All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
U have recharged
Rs.1000.00.Ur new balance:Rs.930.00
Expiry date: 28-11-2014
This is my style for giving Eidi
Cock Sucker Detecotor This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.
Success does not depend on making Important deciosions Quick,
But it Depends on ur Quick Action on important deciosion.
"Be the Best"
"Do Ur Best"
Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.
If hardwork is you weapon then success will be you slave
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temtation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend
Just a line...2 keep in touch...
coz u r on my mind so very much...
& even though, I've nothing 2 say...
U'll know...I thought of u 2day..
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.