Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.
Sar jhukaoge to patthar devta ho jayega..
Itna mat chaho use wo bewafa ho jayega..
Hum bhi darya hain humein apna hunar maloom hai..
Jis taraf bhi chal padenge raasta ho jayega..
Be my love on Valentine's Day! Steal your girlfriend's heart with this cool, cute, sweet msgs.
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
Jeete The Kabhi Hum B Shan Se
Mahek Uthi Thi Fiza Kisi K Nam Se
Par Gujre Hai Hm Kuch Aise Mukam Se
K Nafrat Si Ho Gyi Hai Mohobat Ke Naam se.
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?
10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
Because He hath set
His love upon me,
therefore will I deliver Him:
I will set Him on high, because He hath known
my name.- Psalm 91:14.
Sending you a JUMBO-SIZED
You did it!
5 Steps To A Lovely Morning..
1- Open Your Eyes.
2- Take A Deep Breath.
3- Smile A Bit.
4- Open Your Arms Wide.
5- Say, “Its Too Early.
Lets Sleep Again.”
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
Hamari to duaa hai koi gila nahi wo gulaab hai jo aaj tak khila nahi aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile jo aaj tak kisiko kabhi mila nahi happy birthday my dear.............:)
Others might have forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Flies very high,
Happy Independence Day
An ideal day should begin
with a cute little yawn on your face!
A cup of coffee in your hand
And a message from me on your mobile!!!
Hope you have had all the three!!!
There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?
The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”