Mujhe kis taraf jana hai koi khabar nahi,
Mere raste bhi kho gaye, meri mahobat ki tarah.
A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl,
I’ve ever seen
Girl: Who’s the first?
Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!
The person who loves you, will fight with you more… But If you drop a tear, He will fight the world, to stop your tears. So Never losing the person who loves you. Happy Friendship Day !
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"
A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
Dil tod diya ab zahar bhi pile dena
Qafan na mile to Dupatta hi udha dena
Koi pooche ki Marz kya tha Nazarein jhuka kar
Mohabbat bata dena
Na Tang Karo,Hum Sataye Huwe He,
MohabbatKa Gum Dil Pe Uthaye Huwe He,
Khilona SamazKar Humse Na Khelo,
Hum B Usi Khuda Ke Banaye Huwe He
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!
When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur
eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...love u mom
Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!”
Smooth roads never make Good drivers!
Clear sky never makes Good pilots!
Problem-free life never makes a Good person!!
Life is a Challenge! Live it!!
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams
Uni nigaho me gunhegar hai hum kasme wade todne ke kasur war hai hum
ye hamari aakho ki nami hi janti hai k kis tarah ...
Sometimes GOD upset your plans to set up HIS own plans.
GOD’s plans are perfect.
So, Never get upset when your plans got upset.
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated
Now SUN is HAPPY and
MOON is Upset
MOON is Missing you and
SUN is with you
Have a Great and
A word to say, a word to hear
Even in your absence I feel you near
OUR relation is strong, hope it goes long
We will remain the same till the life goes on!