D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
It’s very difficult
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.

DOCTOR: I can't do anything for your problem. It's hereditary. PATIENT: In that case, send the bill to my grandfather!

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

Maine dil se kaha dhood lana khushi,
nasamajh laya gam to ye gam hi sahi....

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Apno ki chahat se bada koi dhoka na tha,Sahil pr dubne ka bhrosa na tha.
Kanto ne zkhm dia hota to koi shikwa na hota,Phool bhi zkhmi kr denge kbhi socha na tha

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Multiply it by infinity
take it to the depth
of forever
you will still only have
a glimpse of how much
I love you

Don’t be scared by a person
Who practices a 100 kicks one time,
Fear a person
Who practices 1 kick a 100 times.

A typical student flips a coin and think.
If Head- will go to sleep.
If Tail- will watch a move.
If Stands- will listen music.
If Stays in air- will study

The stars are out, The moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile,
KISS you once, KISS you twice, now its time for bed. Close
your eyes, and sleep tite!

May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!!

Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER

1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!

White-silent Blue-cool
Red-reserved pink-lovely
voilet-naughty brown-isolated
orange-hot black-smart
Which colour u think suits me?
Reply soon my valentine..

Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end… Happy Friendship Day !