A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"

When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
you hate.
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!

And I’m proud to be a Pakistani,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

Kitna adhura lagta hai tab jab,
badal ho par barish na ho,
jab Zindagi ho par Pyaar na ho,
jab ankhe ho par Khwab na hoo,
aur Jab koi apna ho par Sath na hoo.

Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

Relationship requires little efforts.
Even when friends are busy with their own lives,
a simple sms reminds each other that….
“You are not forgotten”

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
“HAPPY X’MAS”

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?

A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

Apne karam se wo mera muqaddar bana gaye,
katre ko pal me samundar bana gaye,
phulon se naram tha kabhi dil ye mera,
itna tadpaya ke usse pathar bana gaye..

Beauty is ageless,
love is boundless,
heartbeats are countless
friend like you is hopeless!
oops! shameless!
ooh! sorry useless
Oh God extremely sory Priceless.

Best cosmetic for the lips is truth,
For the voice is prayer,
For the eyes is pity,
For the hands is charity,
and
for the heart is care

Always keep these in your beauty box(heart)

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Gham Hai k Tumne loot Liya Aashiyan mera
Ek Daag de diya Hai Umar bhar k Liye
'Qatil' teri Ada pe Naaz H hame
Khud de k Zeher Aankhon me Aansu Bhi bhar liya

Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever!
Happy wedding day!

Inkar ki c lazzat iqraar me kahan hy ?
bharta hy shoq GHALIB unki nhi nhi se

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