The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

Dil tod diya ab zahar bhi pile dena
Qafan na mile to Dupatta hi udha dena
Koi pooche ki Marz kya tha Nazarein jhuka kar
Mohabbat bata dena

Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding relations.

Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

The greatest challenge
in our life is to find someone who knows
all our flaws and
drawbacks yet still
willingly embraces us
with so much love
and affection.
That is JESUS. Love Him.

What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!

i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.

1 minute me koi acha lagne lgta h,
1 ghante me koi pasand ane lgta h,
1 din me kisise pyar hone lgta h,
Lekin zindagi beet jati h jab kisiko bhulna padta hai..

May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be
filled with peace and love.
Merry X-mas

5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b'hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!

Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.

The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"

Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry

If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser.

Ye jindagi bin tere bhi kat jayegi,
Par kuchh kami to jarur rah jayegi.
Kal ko tadpayegi to kabhi tarsayegi,
Har lamha jab teri yaad aayegi.

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