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¤ HAPPY .¤
‘¤ BIRTHDAY ¤’
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Above the dark horizon soon
new light rays wil appear.
They signify to all the world
a fresh new day is here
Agar sardion may nahathay waqt sardi zyaada lagay thu paani garam karkay naha lu inshallah sardi nahe lagegey
Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi
Kuch loog jungle mai gum ho gaye wahan,
aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
end mai aik aurat rah gaye
shair us aurat k paas gaya
us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
“Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
raha hai plz koi totka bataoo.
Gam-e-Zindagi Ke Maare Hain;
Har Baazi Jeet Ke Haare Hain;
Yeh Jo Meri Jholi Mein Pathar Hain;
Sab Mere Chahne Walon Ne Marey Hain!
What The Heart Gives Away Is never g0ne
But kept In The hearts 0f 0thers
Fr0m dusk T0 dawn
L0ve U Fr0m The C0re 0f My heart
Be My Valentine
Valentines Day 2014 SMS BF.
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.
The pain is really when u live without them
with their presence in your mind
Kitab-E-Ishq Padh Rhe The.
Mera B Nam Usme Juda Mila.
Maine apne Nam Ka Panna Khola.
Kismat Dekho Wahi Panna FATA Hua mila
Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
Sukun apne dil ka maine kho diya,
khud ko tanhai ke samundar me dubo diya.
Jo tha mere kabhi muskurane ki wajah,
aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya...
Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Zindgi kaisi b hogi jite jaenge,
1 Din hum b is duniya se chale jaenge,
Aj rahte hai apke mobile me SMS bankar,
Kal koi achha SMS mila to Delete ho jaenge...
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?