A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
He added:
She was my mother!
Audience applause and laughter!

Payar ka tofa diya tha jise wo hi dil ko jala gye.
Ankho me thi aanso kambakhat use v paani kah gye.
Na jaane kon si ghadhi me hui thi usse mulakat..
Bewajah khud to pareshan hue hi hame v pareshan kar gye..

When You Believe In Someone Deeply,
Mis-understandings Arise,
But Don’t Feel For It…
Because
Some Mis-understandings Are Needed
For Good Understanding..

Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!

May the joy and peace of Christmas
be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above. Happy Christmas

Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I Can´t Even Smell My Own Name"

It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.

RAJU – Did you
Hear Raghu Snoring
during the morning
School Prayer.?
RAGHU – Yes, he was the
one who Woke me up.!

U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on

3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media.

Bin baat k hi ruthne ki aadat h,
kisi apne ka sath na pane ki aadat h,
ap khush rho mera kya h,
mai to aaina hu mujhe to tutne ki adat h.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!

Zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai.Zakhm dekar puchte hai ab hal
kaisa
hai.Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro,sari dunia ka mizaz ek jaisa hai..

when you wait for someone for few mins,
its your NEED.
when you wait for someone for few hours,
its your TRUST.
when you wait for someone for few weeks,
its your friendship
But to wait when you know,
the person will not come,
its your LOVE.

LOVE IS SO CONFUSING

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH Dear

Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!

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