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Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s
Last nights I saw a lots of bright star
and I choose you from
the group of star
Bcoz you are so sweet.
Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye
God Bless You And Keep You Safe
Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow Be Among
The Best You’ve Ever Spend.
Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR
When problems are so big
and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,
don’t giv up.
Where your strength ends,
the grace of God begins with.
Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.
Who walks with us
through the difficult part of life?
One and only our slippers!!!!
So keep them safe
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
No nation is perfect,
It needs to be made perfect
Contribute towards the perfection of your country
Happy Independence Day
The growing trees, the new flowers
And birds that sweetly sing
Whisper to me that it’s Easter
Here is wishing warmth for your soul
On Easter and always!
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
before going to
the Eid prayer.