Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.
One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
He told me i have lost my
It was a day when you were born.
I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
One stone is enough to break a glass. One sentence is enough to break a heart. One second is enough to fall in love. and One SMS is enough to keep the relation alive. Happy Friendship Day !
In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing how to win.
( \\ ) one for the friendship
( \\ ) One for the money.
( \\ ) One for the happiness
( \\ ) One for the popularity
Be more concerned with your character
than with your reputation.
Your character is what you really are
while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day..
Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.
Leave your bed
And get up.
say t0 all
G00D M0RNING HAVE A NICE DAY !!!
In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
Oral sexcan b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den ucum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!