Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Smile is complete
When it begins with your lips
reflects in your eyes and
ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you many such smiling moments
in your life.
No one is born happy.
But all of us are born
with the ability to create happiness.
So today, make others happy.
Flash your sweetest smile.
HAVE A DAY FULL OF SMILES
when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.
What’s the geographical definition of love?
It’s an action done by Pol-land
into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!
In an exam,
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.
A cute child wrote:
"combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.":-)
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
The world is, the world was and the world will be always one.
Whatever you do ,where ever you live and where ever you go.
Always proud to be One Worldian.
Just Love it!
V smile at whom V Like, V cry for whom V care, V laugh with whom we enjoy, and V become angry with whom we feel is our own… That’s Friendship… That’s Love… Happy Friendship Day !
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
Ye gazlo ki Duniya Bhi Ajib hai,
Yaha Aansu ka bhi jam banaya jata Hai,
Keh De Agar Yaha pe Dard-e-dastan'
phir bhi Wah Wah Sunaya Jata hai.
Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day
Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
Dream is the key towards successful life
To have dreams, you must sleep well.
So step up the first ladder of your destiny.
Go to bed and have sweet dreams
mujhko rula kar dil uska bhi roya hoga
chehra ansuon se usne bhi dhoya hoga
agar na kiya hasil kuch hamne pyar mein
kuch na kuch usne bhi khoya hoga
This msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday
When nights are long and friends are few.
I sit by my window and think of you.
A silent whisper and a silent tear.
With all my heart I wish you were here.
Love is friendship set on fire.
The hardest part of
is not their absence,
it’s when you think
of all those good times
and ask yourself,
‘will those moments ever
Marriage is very important part of life.
You know why?
“Life is not only about happiness”