Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

“Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
&
sealed with “DUA”
2
keep u safe & happy today & always.

Wo guzar gaye hamare pass se. Ham ne kisi se koi shikwa na kiya,
khuda ne hame zindagi to di lekin is zindagi ko sansey dene wala chin liya.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
→ If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

Zubaida Apa K T0tkay
Chahrey Ke Rangat Me Nikhar 00r Kel Mahas0n Sey Nijaat Me Ubtan Jesa Naqis Tareqa Tark Kren 00r Sasta 00r Nehayat M0assar Tariqa Apnaen Muhallay Ke Qarib Tar C0w Sey Mulaqat Karen 00r Unka Umda 00r Taza Khusb0dar G0bar Le K Chahre Pe Malyay Phr Daikhna Apka Yh Nikhar Dunya Daikhay Ge.
Zubaida Apa K T0tkay.

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other… and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time…** Happy Friendship Day !

Ager ap ke shadi na h0 rhe h0 t0h daily subh
uth ke apney walid sahab k r00m k samne z0r z0r
se dh0lki bjayn

zubaida apa ke kut khilane wale t0tkey.

For the best dad who always had a smile for me.
Though we may be far apart right now,
But here’s a big hug and kiss for you
To let you know how special you are
Happy Father’s Day!

Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi,
Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi.
Gunaah hai ye zamane ki nazar main to kya hua,
Zamane wale bhi insaan hai khuda to nahi

PHYSICS TEACHER -
Now as you all know
the Law of Gravity
explains why we
Stay on Earth.
PAPPU – But Where
did people stay
Before the law
was passed.?

Someone..
Misses You..
Needs You..
Worries About You
Lonely Without You
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

Having No Communication With You
For A While Is Like Driking Coffee Without Sugar,
Its Not Complete Or Should I Say
My Life Isn’t Complete
When You Are Not Beside Me
I Miss U

Tere Galliyan Galliyan Tere Galliyan

Muj Ko Bhawy Galliyan Tere Galliyan

Tere Galliyan Galliyan Tere Galliyan

yu he tarpawy Galliyan TereGalliyan

l What do you get when two hearts fight? A heart attack!

If I was there tonight:
I would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
I would protect you against the monsters under your bed
and show you how much I care about you.
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
Good Night

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.

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