YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH &
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE
Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.
All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully
n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,
because they all knows my friend is sick.
Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b'hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!
The higher we are places, the more humble should we walk.
I will walk with you
in every step of life
but just promise me
you’ll hide your wings
every time we walk together,
coz I don’t want the world to know
that my friend is an Angel.
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
What is the velocity of the darkness ?
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.
I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
Mobiles are irritating,
But still I love my mobile
because it connects “U & ME”
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
Rain drop falling from the sky
has nothing in mind except to hit the earth.
No matter how tough the drop is,
it still reaches its destiny
How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
Think about it, have a great life…