You are my sun and stars, my night, my day,
My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring,
My world, my thoughts, my breath, my future
My all, my love, my Valentine
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
Lovely days in my life :
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
Bagawat Kisi Insaan Se Nahin,
Uske Khyalat Se Hoti Hai.
Chot Jab Dil Pe Padti Hai,
Aankhon Se Nafrat Ban Ke Nikalti Hai.?
Inkar ki c lazzat iqraar me kahan hy ?
bharta hy shoq GHALIB unki nhi nhi se
Your sms is part of my Heart.
Your miss call is beat of my heart.
Your call is blood circulation of my heart.
So continue to contact me and keep active my heart.
Dreams come true; without that possibility,
nature would not incite us to have them.
BUSINESS KYA Hai
BAAP: Main tmhari Shadi apni mrzi sey kr0nga
BAAP: Larki Zardari ki beti hai.
BETA: Phir Thek hai.
Baap Zardari ke pas gaya.
BAAP: Main tmhari beti k0h bahu banana chahta
BAAP: Mera beta W0rld Bank ka CE0 hai.
Zardari: Phir Thek hai.
Baap w0rld bank k President k pas jata hai.
BAAP: Mere bete k0h bank ka CE0 bana d0.
BAAP: W0h Zardari ka damad hai.
Presidnt: Phir Thek hai.
“YEH hai BUSINESS”
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!
On ur Engagement!
As you exchange your rings today
And enter a life
That's bright and new
May God lock down
Form heaven and
Bless the two of you.
May He give you understanding
Enough to make you kind
So you may judge each other
With your hearts
And not your minds.
Udas na baitho fiza tang karegi,
Gujre hue lamho ki sazaa tang karegi,
Kisi ko na lao dil ke itna karib,
Q ki uske jane ke baad uski har adaa tang karegi....
A mother’s work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI….
Where are the first 6 up's ?
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.
When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!
a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.
RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..
Gehri thi Raat Lekin Hm Khoye Nhi..
Drd Baut Ta Dil Me, Pr Hm Roye Nhi..
Koi Nhi Hmara Jo Puche Hmse..
Jag Rhe Ho Kisi K Liye Ya Kisi K Lye Soe nahi..