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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other… and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time…** Happy Friendship Day !
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
one day someone asked me:
“for how long you need this friend with you?”
I just cried and
dropped a tear of sorrow
into ocean and said:
“until you find that drop:
Altough I’m Not A Millionaire
I’ve Got An Awful Lot . . .
Because I’ve Got The One I Love
And Love The One I’ve Got. . .
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
This life is too short to make and accelerate relations,
but I don’t know why people break the developed relations.
This life is too short to say something to loved ones,
but I don’t know why people keep silence for a long period.
This life is too short to make real friends,
but I don’t know why people break friendships.
Kisi ne bura to kisi ne acha mana mujhe, jisme jitni insaniyat thi usne utna he apna mana mujhe, pyar to mujhe sbse hai par y kudrat ka khel hai ki sbne pyar k layak mana nahi mujhe
Koi Dukh Na Ho
Koi Gaam Na Ho
Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho
Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na
Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na
Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho
Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho
Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.
The WORLD is Like An Institute
Someone Enter to LEARN
Someone Enter to Earn
Someone Born to Love
Like We All.
I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me.
Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
Some know you..
Some remember you..
Some like you..
Some understand you..
Some care for you..
A TRUE FRIEND does all above
always hopes the best for you.
I think U r very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face...
Kya aap jante hai ki duniya ka sabse mehnga liquid kaunsa hai.?
kyun ki usme sirf 1% pani aur 99% feelings hoti