Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much
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A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
“Good night Father of none”
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
Love is like missed call. It stops when U try 2 catch. But Friendship is like sms Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox until U delete it. So its up to u 2 keep & value a friend! Happy Friendship Day !
Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
And I’m proud to be a Pakistani,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
M is for the million things she gave me,
O means only that she's growing old,
T is for the tears she shed to save me,
H is for her heart of purest gold,
E is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
R means right, and right she'll always be.
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER"
A word that means the world to me.
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"
To a very special couple
Who make a perfect pair
This brings a wish for happiness
In the future you will share.
Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge
Thousands of languages around this world
“smile” can beat them all.
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling,
om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me your Telephone No
ap k pas kon sa mobile ha ?
hahahaha fool ~
Freedom has its life in the hearts,
the actions, the spirit of men
and so it must be daily earned and refreshed
else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots,
it will wither and die.