On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
Words are few, yet heart is true.
Friends I can make but none as sweet as you.
When God gave friends he was fair
But when I got you, I got more than my shares
Perfect Definition of Love
To give someone the complete
authority to destroy you
At the same time being confident
that he Or she will never do it!
hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'
Wo samne the aur hum palke utha na skhe,
Chahte the pr pas unke ja na skhe,
Na dekh le wo apni tasvir harmari akho mai,
Bas yahi soch kr hum unse nazre mila na skhe..
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
I am made of 5 letters,
If you remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If you remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
Answer : CHAIR
Is Nature's Way
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->
Don’t expect a perfect love from anyone close to you because it will make you dissapointed all the time
Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?
A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.
Large crowe was surrounding a car accident. On hearing about this, a doc arrived and tried to reach the spot but was each time he was pushed back. Finally he shouted: Let me go, the victim is my father. The crowd paved the way for him and then he saw a dead donkey lying in front of the car!
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
→ If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Leave your bed
And get up.
say t0 all
G00D M0RNING HAVE A NICE DAY !!!
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
Life starts INTENSE,
But Ends with SILENSE.
Love starts with FEAR,
Buts ends with TEARS.
And Friendship starts HOWEVER,
Will always Remain FOREVER
I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
I look at you
I rather look at the moon again
If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??