Khamosh palko se beh kar jab ansu aate hai,
aap kya jane hume kitne yaad aate hai,
aaj abhi us mod pe khade hai,
jaha aapne kaha tha thehro hum abhi aate hai.

LKG Boy on Phone : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today

A kid gets zero in a paper

Father angrily asks,

“Wats this?”

Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..

Saari duniya ko mohabbat ki khabar hone de,
Apne aagosh mein sar rakh kar mujhe sone de,
Kaun pochhega tere baad yeh bheegi palkein,
Aaj ki raat to Jee bhar ke mujhe rone de

I made a list of Special people
in My Life with a Pencil,
When your name comes,
I decided to use a permanent Marker.
Bcoz I want to keep you in My life forever.

Friendship is like standing on the wet cement.
As longer you stay as harder it is to leave.
And if you try to leave,
you can’t leave without leaving your footprints..!!

I may be gone for a minute,
for hours, for a day.
I may not be able to say
good morning or good night
but
I’ll never try to say goodbye
to a person who has been sweet and true.

Ive got a tongue that'll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein
aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

VALUE OF LOVE

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

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kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv.
A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of.
A dream is just a dream till it comes true.
Luv was just a word till I heard it from u..

KILL d Stress B4 it Kills U

REACH d Goal B4 it Kicks U

HELP Every1 B4 Sum1 Helps U

LIVE Life B4 Life Leaves U
Keep smiling:-)

“LOVE” is a Small Coin
“LIFE” is a BIG Coin
“Wife” is a Lucky Coin
“Lover” is a Sweet Coin
BUT,
“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin
Keep it safe it..!

Life never seems to be the way we want it but we have to live it the best way we can!
There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS..

In a rural district, a farmer war helping at his delivery by holding a kerosene lamp for the doctor. When the doc had produced not one, bv three fine babies, the farmer dirappeared. DOC: Come back with that lamp. I think there is another baby. FARMER: I will not, I think its the light which attracting them!

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

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