Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings!
The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
A friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased
to believe in yourself.
How can I put this… forget I exist?
when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.
My eyes have grown
dim with grief; my whole frame is but a shadow.
Upright men are appalled
at this; the innocent
are aroused against
righteous will hold to
and those with clean
hands will grow stronger.- Job. 17:7,9.
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day,
But u can be sure, they will be there when u wake up tomorrow,
Next year and forever.
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army!
Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?
A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
Today we come together,
Be the cause for the unity,
Make it Beautiful day another..
Fight against corruption,
Spiral the flag of On NATION
Happy Independence Day!
Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.
Todays Promise :
The LORD is good to
those who wait for Him,
to the soul who seeks Him. Lamen.3:25
Fear not, wait and see
the wonder of the Lord.
Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
I wish that God would hold you tight.
I hope that angels will keep you in site.
Now just to make sure you feel all right,
I’m gonna wish you a wonderful Night!