My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!

Do u know what r the meanings of VALENTINE Ans: You r
V:very
E:eminent
L:lovely
E:energetic
N:nice
T:tamizdar
I:inteligent
N:noble
E:everloving.

By the time you realise
the value of people around you.
It might be the time
for them to leave you.
So, Never miss a chance
to say, I care for you

Life is too short,
So follwow some rules.
Forgive quickly,
Believe Slowly,
Love Truely,
Laugh Loudly
and
Never miss anything that makes you Happy.

A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".

wan”t to kiss ur lips
I wan”t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don”t get angry fren
I m toothpaste………
Happy valentine dear

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Happy Engagement to you and May your engagement be Blessed with joy and companionship for all your lives!

U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY

If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

Do something that makes a difference - because, by God, there's a lot to make you angry.

Of all the special joys in life,
The big ones and the small,
A mother's love and tenderness
Is the greatest of them all.

Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Zakhm Mera Hai Dard Mujko Hota Hai.........
Is Zamane Me Kaun Kiska Hota Hai.............
Unhe Nind Nahi Aati Jo PYAR Karta Hai........
Par jo DiL Ko Todta Hai Woh Chain Se Sota Hai

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