Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad

Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.

“ PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER-
1. Money cant buy happiness but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle!
2. Forgive ur enemy but remember that bastard's face!
3. Help a man wen he is in trouble & he'll remember u wen he is in trouble again!
4. Many ppl r alive only coz its illegal to shoot them..
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk!
6. Thr's always a li'l truth behind 'just joking'.. ;-)

Tiny stars shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,

So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

Ye jindagi bin tere bhi kat jayegi,
Par kuchh kami to jarur rah jayegi.
Kal ko tadpayegi to kabhi tarsayegi,
Har lamha jab teri yaad aayegi.

Success is like your own shadow,
If you try to catch then you will never succeed.
Ignore it and walk in your own way.
It will follow you.

When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for !!!

The saddest things in life r
to remember d happiest moments
of d past which
seems unlikely 2 happen again in lyf time!

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

Love is what I see in, your smile every day.
Love is what I feel in, every touch you give.
Love is what I hear in, every word you say.
Love is what we share, every day we live....

Dard ki mehfil me ek sher hum bhi aarz kiya karte hai..
Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai..
kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai…….
hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai…

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.

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