Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

Why do surgeons wear masks? So that they are not recognized later!

Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want spicy dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
Have a nice dream.

Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

After a shower of rain,
a piece of luminous sunshine decorates
the earth wonderfully...
One drop of dew on the grass and
a foggy morning gives 2urge 2live...
But a illusive smile from u increase vitality of someone...
So keep smiling..........

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Na kabi muskurahut teri
h0th0n sey duur h0
Teri har khwahish
haqiqat k0 manz00r h0
H0 jaye j0h tuh mujhse khafa
Khuda na kare mujhse
kabi aisa kas00r h0.

santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues almost got caught bunking?

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now its time to fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak ans mouth can”t speak so hope this night shall
be nice and sweet. Good Night.

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

It is a
S”imple”
M”ind touching”
I”nteractive”
L”ong lasting”
E”ffect which Wins the hearts.
Yes..
Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always,
good morning!

Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I’ll kiss you and hug you ‘Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile ’cause I
love you On this Mother’s Day. Mommy, I love you

alentine's Day special gift IDEA:
1. Ask your wife what she wants.
2. Buy online.
3. Enter Your In-laws address.
4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'.
Happy Valentine's day!...

Friendship is like a bank in which u have to Deposit love, sympathy, trust, help & joy. and as Interest you will get comapanion for lifetime! Happy Friendship Day !

I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.

ZARDARI Per Essay Aap1952 Me Paida Huway
Aap Ne Begharti Ke Ibtedai Taleem Apny M0haly Sey Sh0r0 Ke
00r Aala Taleem K Liye Jail Chly Gay
Jb Dkait H0ny Ka Crtifict Hasil H0a T0 Ap Ny H0k0mat K Khzany K0 L0tny K Plan Bnany Sh0r0 Ker Diy 00r Phr Benzir Sey Shadi Ke
Ap Ny Pr0fssi0nal Begharti Ka Aghaz Km Umri May He Ker Dya 00r Jld He Mr10% Msh00r H0 Gaye
Phir Kurse E Sadarat Pe Aa Bethe 00r Mulk L0tney Mein Apna M0qam Banaya
Apki Wafat Ka P00ri Q0um K0 Be Chainee Sey Intizar Hay.

May Lord Ganesh bring you good luck and prosperity!
Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi

A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none”

Flowers need time, sunshine and patience to grow.
Likewise,
friendship needs love, understanding and honesty to grow.
And friends are like flowers,
they add beauty and meaning to your life.

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