Paying respects to the gods,
And decorating for them the thali,
This is what the occasion is all about,
This is the spirit of Deepavali.
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!
You were crying when u were born while everybody was laughing there.
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die And everybody else would be crying.
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. Take care.
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream
LOVE IS SO CONFUSING
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
If I can choose my brother in next life,
it’ll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :)
Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck with:-wishes & prayer
Hide my tears when I say your name,
But the pain in my heart is still the same.
Although I smile & seem carefree,
There’s no one who miss you more than me.
Good Night & Sweet Dream
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye. Happy Friendship Day !
Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se
kyu milata hai
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!