Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck
Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai
IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
First man: You got to see my doctor. He is very reasonable. Second man: How´s that? First man: Well, if you can´t afford the operation, he touches up the x-rays!
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Friendship is chemical,
its dilutes your sorrow,
filters your mistakes and
you will find crystals of Love,
joy and happiness
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful.
The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn`t it rain on you?
Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
“If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship”
Later,She sms hr husbnd
“U mst b proud of me,
I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
Two things are never defined in whole life,
One is LOVE: Bcoz you never know who LOVES you how much.
2nd Friend: Bcoz you never know how deeply they care About you.
Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
Tiredness draws across the mind making the body fade
flexibility and soon windows of soul begin to close and
enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!