Winning horse does not know,
why it wins the race.
It runs because of the beating and pain.
Life is a race, GOD is your rider.
So
If you are in pain,
then think GOD wants you to win.

Under the sea, there lays a rock.
In the rock, there is an envelope.
In the envelope, there is a paper.
On the paper, there are 3 words
‘Forget me not’

i wish im a stone..

so when d tym comes dat dey want
me out of deir lyf
dey can throw me as far as dey cud.

i may break into pieces,

but at-least i wont fil any pain..

LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

PERFECTION is Impossible to be Achieved Completely
by Anyone in this World.
Bt if you Keep Chasing PERFECTION,
Somewhere on the way you may Catch EXCELLENCE!

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P

Freedom has its life in the hearts,
the actions, the spirit of men
and so it must be daily earned and refreshed
else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots,
it will wither and die.

hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'

Legendary words by Charlie Chaplin,
“Life laughs at you when you are Unhappy,
Life Smiles at you when you are Happy,
but Life Salutes you when you make others Happy”

It's your day to celebrate! It's your day to cheer! Now you can eat more birthday cake Than you could hold last year! Now you can laugh louder And enjoy it even more--'Cause this is a bigger birthday Than you've ever had before!
Happy Birthday

If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration.

To a very special couple
Who make a perfect pair
This brings a wish for happiness
In the future you will share.

What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'

The WORLD is Like An Institute
Someone Enter to LEARN
Someone Enter to Earn
BUT
Someone Born to Love
Like We All.

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

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