Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.
Along With This
Wishing You A Very
Glorious Good Morning
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !
Man to God:
“Please Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life…”
God Smiled And Replied:
“I Have Given You
Life To Enjoy Everything…”
Some things are just better the way they are like you!
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
save the world.
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Compliment on your engagement/wedding!
Let love never leaves your house and happiness stays with you forever!
3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
“Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTS LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.
Government imposing new taxes.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free
I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender
Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.
All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully
n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,
because they all knows my friend is sick.
Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead