Get up from your softy softy bed.
Open your teeny weeny eyes.
Wear that jolly wolly smile.
and say to yourself Good Morning
from me, Have a nice day.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!
A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.
No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
If I get your smile, I don’t need flowers.
If I get your voice, I don’t need music.
If you speak to me, I don’t listen any body else,
If you are with me, I don’t need the world.
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?
A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
A kid gets zero in a paper
Father angrily asks,
Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
khuda na jab tumhein banaya hoga
unke dil mein bhi sukun aaya hoga
pahle socha hoga tumhein apne pass rakhne ko
phir unhe mera khyal aaya hoga.
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom
Its not that I love you because you are beautiful, but you are beautiful becuase I love you.
Ba Ba White Sheep ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie
If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
What would the
“The Mummy Returns”
God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way
Teacher : Your son
is Very Good but
spends Too much time Thinking about Girls.
Mother : If you find
a solution, please advise.
His Father has
the Same Problem.
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day