Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself
I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
Special people like you
will have special message like this.
“FOOLS ARE NOT MADE THEY ARE READYMADE”
Rat gayi tare chale gaye
Gairo se kya gila
jab hamare chale gaye
Hum jeet sakte the har baazi
Bus kuch apno ko jitane ke liye
hum hare chale gaye
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
The poorest man on earth
is not the one without money,
but is the one without a dream.
Intezaar kar raha hai koi,
Dard se guzar raha hai koi,
Tum se door rehkar bahut,
Khud se bhikhar raha hai koi.
There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be - Robert Browning
If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.
But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
enjoy the colours of life
Never waste an opportunity 2 say
‘I love U’ to someone U really like
B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.
"Koi kyun mera intzaar karega"
"apni zindagi mere liye bekar karega"
"hum kaun se kisi ke liye khas hain"
"kya soch kar koi hume yaad karega". !
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
When You Believe In Someone Deeply,
But Don’t Feel For It…
Some Mis-understandings Are Needed
For Good Understanding..