Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
However you decide to spend
This very special day,
it turns out to be
Just right in every way !
Happy Birthday to You
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?
Fark Bus Itna Sa Hai Pyar aur Khuda Me..
Ek ki Yaad Taqlif Deti Hai.. Aur
Dusre ki yaad Taqlif Me Aati He..!
A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.
When emotions play their role heart cries,
when heart cries it doesn’t make any sound
and a person who listens to
the unmade sound is called ‘FRIEND’
Thousands of languages around this world
“smile” can beat them all.
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..
Hi Moon! Dim your light..
Hello Wind! Breeze soft..
Hi Flower! Blossom slowly..
Hello Earth! Spin gently.
Because my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night sweet dreams.
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
Joy was on Christ,
Love was on mas,
so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.
merry x mas and happy new year
I miss my Fr¡ends,
When I see some other Gang sitting around, caring, slapping each other.
Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughters,
Though stranger to me,
they represnt a part of my life i lost somewhere,
I miss my friends.
I like you all, I love u all, Stay happy where ever you are.
Muhabbat to sirf ek ittefaq hai
Ye to Dilo ki mulakkat hai
Muhabbat nahi dekhte ki ye din hai ya raat hai
isme to sirf waphadari or jaajbaat hai
To hearts which near each other move
From evening close to morning light,
The night is good; becose, my love,
They never say good-night.
I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.
When i’m lifted up,
I shall draw all men to myself.
His assurance has risen us in EASTER to salvation,love,peace,joy,hope &
breakthru in our life in JESUS REXURECTION.
Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”
Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,
maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai
What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.