Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Rastaa Maalum Nahi Phir Bhee Chale Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaam Khali Hain Phir Bhee Piye Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaan Kar Bhee, Ke Mohabbat Mere Naseeb Mein Nahi
Ek Khwaab Ke Sahaare Jiye Jaa Rahaa Hun.

Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always

Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein toh us par foran Pise howe Laal Mirch, Dhaniya Powder, Pise Haldi, Pise Adrak Lehsen ka 1 , 1 table spoon or 1/2 Kg corn flour chirak dein

wu foran he bomd parhay bagher mar jayega

Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.

Above the dark horizon soon
new light rays wil appear.
They signify to all the world
a fresh new day is here
Good Morning:

When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!

Koi Dukh Na Ho
Koi Gaam Na Ho
Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho
Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na
Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na
Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho
Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

Banta:When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.

Time might lead me to nowhere
& faith might break into pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL
that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return

"ZINDAGI HAI EK JUA
HUM TAASH TO LIYE FIRTE HAIN,
ROOH TO KAB KI NIKAL CHUKI HAI,
HUM LAASH KO LIYE FIRTE HAIN."........~very sad sms~

SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . .
inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up?
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A 1000 rupee currency note!
Always think positive.

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