Roses are red, violets are… ah the hell with it. Get your
crap and get out.
We met it was Luck!
We talked it was Chance!
We became friends it was Destiny!
We are still friends it is Faith!
We will always be friends its a Promise!
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
Live with no excuses
Love with no regrets.
When life give you 100 reasons to cry.
Show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.
Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr”s fee…
whole Day think of me….Good Morning…
There is only one difference
between Dream and Aim.
Dream requires effortless sleep.
Aim Requires sleepless efforts
Quickly go look out to the window.
I blow a kiss for you,
I hope it gonna last you
for the whole night.
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
Everyone in your life
will hurt you sooner or later.
But you will have to decide.
What is more important?
The Pain Or The Person…??
If I was there tonight:
I would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
I would protect you against the monsters under your bed
and show you how much I care about you.
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams