Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
It is very special today to say good night
because it is last night of the year.
I wish that God also forgive
all of our sins and mistakes.
So that we enter new year in refined and innocent form.
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
G-o to bed O-ff the lights O-ut of tensions
D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries
G-et up early H-ave a nice day T-hank God always
Engagement iz the time between
Being two and one.
It moves so fast the mountains shift
Before the survey's done.
Once people told me love is true,
I didn't believe it till I found you,
Now that u gone, I'm going crazy,
I wish u would here n tell me “I love you”
Life is too short,
So follwow some rules.
Never miss anything that makes you Happy.
world is mine
Universe is yours.
Star is mine
Galaxy is yours.
Mars is mine
Planets are yours.
You are mine
I am yours.
And so every one of us in the FBI, I don't care if it's a file clerk someplace or an agent there or a computer specialist, understands that our main mission is to protect the public from another September 11, another terrorist attack.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
Having a crush is sweet
Falling in Love is exciting
Having a heart break shocks
But having a friend like you
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
For thy lord
ur God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in ur will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose-
Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!
True care will never go unrecognized,
though one often makes mistakes in valuing it,
But one will definitly understand once when they start missing it.