The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Don’t lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"

Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!

You did it!

Amazing!
Above the rest!

Awesome!

A+ Congrats!

Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Bl0od” ;->

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You & I

A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.

If D Person U Love Doesn't Love U Back
Just Imagine That U R D Letter 'E'
In D Word L O V E -
U R There But Never Pronounced.

TEACHER – Your
Chemistry exercise
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
PAPPU – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!

BAAGH Ka Har Phool Khilta Nahi
Her Qadam Sath Koi Chalta Nahi
Ye Dastoor Hai Shehr-E-Mohabat Ka
Jisay Shiddat Se Chaho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi…

Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline, all passengers on bed,
hug your pillows as the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time Good Night…

PATIENT: Doc, doc, you have got to help me. I just can´t stop my hands shaking. DOC: Do you drink a lot? PATIENT: Not realy - I spill most of it!

If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something.

Zindagi roz naye rang mein dhal jaati hai,
Kabhi dushman to kabhi dost nazar aati hai,
Kabhi chha jaye, baras jaaye, ghata bemausam,
Kabhi ek boond ko bhi rooh taras jaati hai.

Auspicious red,
Sun kissed gold,
Soothing silver,
Pretty purple,
Blissful blue,
Forever green,
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B”DAy

Jack and Jill Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER

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