Every time I look at you
my heart skips a beat
I wonder if you know, my love,
that my heart is at your feet
I leave it there for you to do
whatever that you wish
You could take my heart,
and love me,
Or just leave me in this bliss.
Happy Valentine Day!

PATIENT: Doc, doc, you have got to help me. I just can´t stop my hands shaking. DOC: Do you drink a lot? PATIENT: Not realy - I spill most of it!

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend,
white for peace, orange for luck,black for hate,
red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for
you Orange Flower.Wish you good luck

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

Beauty is ageless,
love is boundless,
heartbeats are countless
friend like you is hopeless!
oops! shameless!
ooh! sorry useless
Oh God extremely sory Priceless.

Bewafa Woh Nahi Sayad Hum Hi Kharab The,
Zaher Ki Jarurat Nahi Hum Mar Jayenge Sharab Se.
Kanto Ka Dard To Hame Mahesus Hi Nahi Hua,
Shayad Bepanah Pyar Tha Hame Us Najuk Gulab Se..

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful
than our two lips meeting in the dark!

This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply

Hume Apni Mohbbat Par Itna To Yakeen Hai
Aeh"Dosto Woh Hume Thukra To Sakti Hai
Magar Bhula Nahi Sakti

I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.

To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer

2 Ghantay Aatay Ki Line Main
Khara Rehte Huye Ek Aadmi Ghussay Se Chillaya
Main Zaradari Ko Goli Marnaay Jah Rahaa Houn
Kuch Dari Baat Woh Wapax
Aakr Aatay Ki Line Main Khara Hou Gaya
KIxi Nay Puchaa
“Keyon Maar Deya?”
Usne Maayusi Se Jawab Deyaa
Wahan Pe Bhi Line Lagi Hui Hai.

Chehre Koh Gulabi Krna Hou Tou
2 Eggx
1 Spon
Lal-Mirch
Phaint Kar
Chehray Pe 5 Minx
Masage Kr K Dho Lainn
Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho
Jaye Gi
Zubaida Aapa K
Jaan-Leva Totkay.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!

Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara Naam Leke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

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