Man1: my wife is obsess w/ cars. While asleep, she holds my bird & say 'Ferari,Porsche...' Man2: mine is worst, she puts my bird inside her & say 'Full Tank pls.'

Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

No rhythm
No reason
No occasion
No season.
Just felt like saying Hi!
I hav been missing my friend,
ever since the last time we said bye

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!

Once a while good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are... With this message, consider yourself reminded !!

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale

A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day

Don’t Think About
“What You Have Got……”
Think About
“How To Use It That You Have Got…..”

The higher we are places, the more humble should we walk.

Those who by form did see me and those who followed me by voice. Wrong the efforts they engaged in, those people will not see me

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?
Mom/dad ?
-No
Husband/Wife ?
-No
Friends ?
-No

Nobody teaches Sun to rise,Fish to swim,birds to fly,Plant to grow,Child to cry,& Nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U....Good Night...

What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you
This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life. Happy Holi

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