If Wishes Were Flowers
I”D Send You A Big Bunch To Say….
“Get Well Soon”
Dar tha tumhe kho denga isi liya tumhe pa na saka,
yaado ko tere magar dil se bula na saka,shikwa aaj bhee hai tere door jana ka,naam toh hoto pe thaa magar kabhi bula na saka...
Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,
we are not able to meet.
Even if we meet,
It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop…
Koi kehta hai khushiyon se Zindagi aasan ho jati h or
gam se jindgi veran ho jati h.
gam to ek imtihan hota h,
Jisme apne or begano ki phchan ho jati hai?
Above the dark horizon soon
new light rays wil appear.
They signify to all the world
a fresh new day is here
Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.
Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn”t know English,
he said “Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight”
Teacher Asked: What is forgiveness…?
A cute lovely girl replied: Its a wonderful smell
that a flower givew when its being crushed.
Oral sexcan b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den ucum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.
Wishing u a Happy Birthday
May d colorful festivities commencing vd Dhanteras, ringing Deepawali the festival of lights illuminate ur life & bring d shower of glory prosperity health & peace!
Happy Dhanteras & Diwali! :-)
Keep a special place for me
in your heart, not in your mind!
Keeping me in your mind
can be dangerous for you
because people say I am
What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . .
inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up?
A 1000 rupee currency note!
Always think positive.
Vada to kar lete hai Nibhana Bhul Jate Hain
Laga k Aag Seene Me Bujhana Bhul Jate hain.
Bhulana To Aadat ho gayee hai logo ki.
Rulate hai phir manana bhul jate hain
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!