Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
Without Your SMS My Week Days are Like:
Kindly sms Me Evryday.
PATIENT: I think I have swallowed a pillow. DOCTOR: How do you feel now? PATIENT: Ifeel down in the mouth!
I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!
mere janaze ke peechhe saara zamana nikla,
par woh hi nahi nikla jiske liye mera janaza nikla,
woh ataa bhi to kaise mere janaze par,
kyun ki mere janaze ke peechhe uska janaza nikla.....
TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down
his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
JOHNNY: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.”
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
I fondly remember the Holi we celebrated together. We had so much fun, having that
bhang thandai for the first time. I remember Riti you gave me only one spoon of it
and had a glass full for yourself. But I know you will never forget how much trouble
you had later when you were not coming out of the bathroom. Wish we could have the
same fun again.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender...!
:-) gd mrng.
Some people say happiness is life.
Others say it’s freedom
and some say it’s money.
But happiness for me is
just having the opportunity to know you!!
Stars have settled & moon will shine,
friendship matures like lovely wine,
a very lovely night to a friend of mine,
may your night be cool & fine
Good Night Dear
If I could be any part of YOU I would be your tear,
To be conceived in your heart
Born in your eyes…
Live on your cheeks and
Die on your lips
Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly
The person who loves you, will fight with you more… But If you drop a tear, He will fight the world, to stop your tears. So Never losing the person who loves you. Happy Friendship Day !
Take time to look- it is price of success
Take time to think- it is a source of power
Take time to read- it is a source of wisdom
Take time to be friendly- it is a way of happiness
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.