Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.
PATIENT: Whenever I drink coffee, I get this sharp and excruciating pain. DOCTOR: Try to remember to remove the spoon before drinking!
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?
Do U know that,
Fun as a triple scoops,
Sweet as chocolates,
Bright & cheerful as flowers,
May your wishes come true,
And may each of your days be filled with,
Joy & smiles too!
“HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN”
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
The most beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.
I FOUND U
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
A hug is a gift
one size fit all
it can be given in any occasion
so I am send you this hug
to tell you I love you.
Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
Everything is incomplete without ME
Even this ..ssage!
So dont forget ME.
You were crying when u were born
While everybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
Live your life humbly so that
You would b the one laughing when u die
And everybody else would be crying.
Jab Niklta H Koi Dil me Bas Jane k Bad
Dard Kitna Hota H Bichd Jane K Bad
Jo Pas Hota H Uski Kadr Nhi Hoti
Kami Mehsus Hoti H Dur Jane K Bad
I never ask for a smile, I just give it.
I never expect love from others, I just love them.
I never say that I can’t live without you,
I say I live just for you.
Kisi dard ko sambhal pana asan nahi.
haste hue har pal bitana asan nahi,
zindagi me har koi dil me bas nahi pata,
aur jo bas jaye usko bhul jana asan nahi.
World is not a parking space.
It’s a racing track.
Keep on moving.
No matter when & where you start but
reach your goal & make a new record.
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
if you miss me...
that is sweet of you ......
Very sweet indeed ....
You can stop now .....
You really miss me, hé :-) ....
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20 meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D