A wechanic was removing cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop who war waiting for the service manager to come and have a look at his car. The mechanic called across the garage: Hello doc! Please come over here for a minute. The surprised surgeon walled over to him. The mechanic straightened, wiped his hands on a rag and askf argumentatively: So doc, look at this here. I also open hearts, take valves out, repair them, put in new parts.
And when I finish, this will work as new one. So how come you get the big money when you and me are basically doing the same work? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: Try doing it with the engine running!
If you talk or say something
without thinking about it
this is not a success.
If you think and talk or say something
this is real success of your life.
” .. Do not be terrified;
do not be afraid of them. The Lord your God, who
is going before you,
will fight for you.”- Deut. 1:29,30.
Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.
Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua,
door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua,
unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte,
koi dusra unke jaisa na hua
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against
Vada to kar lete hai Nibhana Bhul Jate Hain
Laga k Aag Seene Me Bujhana Bhul Jate hain.
Bhulana To Aadat ho gayee hai logo ki.
Rulate hai phir manana bhul jate hain
Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day
Never Ever Try To Examine Friendship
because Friends Are Like Diamonds
When You Hit Them They Don’t Break
But May Slip Away From Your Life
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
Wife to Husband :
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”
Sunshine is delicious,
Rain is refreshing,
Wind braces us up,
Snow is exhilarating;
There is really no such thing as bad weather,
Only different kinds of good weather.
Have A Good Rainy Day.
sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money
→ Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin!
MERI KABRA PAR WO RONE AYE HAI,HUMSE PYAR KARTE HAI YE KEHNE AYE HAI,JAB ZINDAGI THI TAB RULAYA BAHUT,AJ HUM ARAM SE SOYE HAI TO WO JAGANE AYE H.
Mary Mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…
KILL d Stress B4 it Kills U
REACH d Goal B4 it Kicks U
HELP Every1 B4 Sum1 Helps U
LIVE Life B4 Life Leaves U
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...