Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
´ Help´ came a frantic cry in a train compartment ´ Is there a doctor here?´ ´ I an a doctor´ responded a man leaping in from the next compartment. ´ Who needs help?´ ´ I do´ a passenger responded gladly. ´ Tell me, what is the name of a throat dease consisting of six letters´!
All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]
Eid Mubarak to You.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
& have a
ZARDARI Per Essay Aap1952 Me Paida Huway
Aap Ne Begharti Ke Ibtedai Taleem Apny M0haly Sey Sh0r0 Ke
00r Aala Taleem K Liye Jail Chly Gay
Jb Dkait H0ny Ka Crtifict Hasil H0a T0 Ap Ny H0k0mat K Khzany K0 L0tny K Plan Bnany Sh0r0 Ker Diy 00r Phr Benzir Sey Shadi Ke
Ap Ny Pr0fssi0nal Begharti Ka Aghaz Km Umri May He Ker Dya 00r Jld He Mr10% Msh00r H0 Gaye
Phir Kurse E Sadarat Pe Aa Bethe 00r Mulk L0tney Mein Apna M0qam Banaya
Apki Wafat Ka P00ri Q0um K0 Be Chainee Sey Intizar Hay.
short sad msg collection of including love, hurt, pain, disloyalty.
It's not Hard to Sacrifice Something 4 some1..
But it's Hard to Find that Some1..
Who Deserves ur Sacrifice...!
YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH &
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE
Mohabbat ke andaz juda juda se hote hai.. Kisi ne toot kr chaha,., or koi chah kr toot gaya. ...
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!
I FOUND U
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
"Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"
Really touching na?
I almost cried ;->
Mulaqat bhi kabhi aasu de jati hai,
Nazre bhi kabhi dhoka de jati hai,
Guzre huye lamho ko yaad karke dekhiye,
Tanhayi bhi kabhi sukun de jati hai.
The man told his doctor that he was not able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the dxam was over he asked: Now doc, can I have it? Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me. Doc replied: Well, in plain English, you are just lazy. The man said: OK. Now give me the medical term so that I can tell my wife!
If you want to say - Will you be my Valentine to your best friend going to be your girlfriend/beloved one this Valentine day 2014.