I never believed in destiny until I met you ! Sweetheart we are meant to be together
I wanna keep3 things: . .
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Because married men are more obedient.
Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
“Sisters share the scent and smells… the feel of a common
The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you
This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?
God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
I take this opportunity
to thank you for
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i’m ur’s 4ever b mine my baby “I LOVE U”
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
before going to
the Eid prayer.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Mohabbat muqadar h koi khwab nhi
Ye Wo ada hai jisme sab kamyab nhi
Jinhe panah mili unhe ungliyo pe gin lo
Jo barbad hue unka hisaab nhi
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”