Beautiful pictures r developed by negatives in dark room!
So if u c darkness in life, believe that God is making a Beautiful picture for u!! :-)
with the fragrance of
lest the stench of sins pollute you.
kya likhu aj soch rha hu yahi,
bhul gya hu kuch yad kr rha hu wahi,
are dosto me to likh bhi dunga kuch to bhi kisi ko kya fark pd jaega,
jiwan to kora he kora hi rh jaega.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
You’ve seen me laugh You’ve seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother’s Day
May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid
May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
If friendship is your weakest point, Then You are the strongest person in the world. Happy Friendship Day !
A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D
IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
If I die and go to heaven,
I put your name on a golden star.
So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me.
I LOVE YOU
May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK
''beauty does not create love,
but love creates beauty....!
''break everything for a heart .
But never break heart for anything......!
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
Ek pal ki judayi sadiyoun si lagti hai
Pehle nahin socha tha ab sochne laga hoon
Zindagi ke har lamhe mein teri zaroorat si lagti hai