TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time.”
If You can’t Fly !
If You can’t Run !
If You Can’t Walk !
But Keep Moving Towards Your Goal!
It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,
It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,
It is my Heart which does both
when your thought comes to my mind.
Beauty is ageless,
love is boundless,
heartbeats are countless
friend like you is hopeless!
ooh! sorry useless
Oh God extremely sory Priceless.
Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life. Happy Holi
Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy! Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
YOU ARE THE ONE
You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.
MEMORY LASTS FOREVER
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...
zindagi ko samjhne ki koshish kabhi na krna,
ye woh dard hai jo sambhale nhi sambhlta...
Tomorrow is very important in our life.
Tomorrow is only for that person.
Who sacrifice her life,her happiness
and all her time only for us.
DO u know whats tomorrow.
Tomorrow is mother day.
you must be wished ur mother.
you must say to her I love u mother,
Mom i m incomplete without u.
I m thankful to u for my good up bring.
Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever!
Happy wedding day!
Gum Hi Gum Hain Meri Zindagi Me.
Pyaar Mere Paas Nahi.
DiL Bhi Usko Diya
Jiske MiLne Ki Aas Nahi
, -. .- , -. .- .
'. ...I...L ..U...'
" . " "" . "
I FEEL U THIS WAY
be my Valentine
Adam and Eve started love;
Romeo and Juliet introduced it;
Devdas and Paro suffered due to it;
Laila and Majnu died for it;
So my dear friend, please beware of it as February 14 is very near.
Happy Valentine's day 2015
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
The trail winds onward through the hills from here to prairie's end;
Will our journey ever last? As long as you're my love my friend.
Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken