Love doesnt ask Who r u?
Love only says U r mine
Love doesnt ask Where do u live?
Love says U live in my heart
Love doesnt ask Do u love me?
Love only says I love u
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other
This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year
As a kid, the full moon night before the Holi,
we had a big bonfire in the middle of little Indian City,
Next morning we will get up, make buckets of colored water,
No one in the neighborhood will be spared from colors,
When we ran out of the colors, mud, paint and coal tar,
would cover our faces in the cheerful spirit of Holi festival.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck
Zindgi Ki Hqiqt Sirf Itni Hoti H Jab Jagta H Insan To Kismt Soti H
Insan Jis Pr Apna Hq Khud SeJyada Smjta H Wo Amant Aksar Kisi Or Ki Hoti H
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
“Don’t Ask God To Guide Your Footsteps
If You’re Not Willing To Move Your Feet…”
I wish to be a magic man
so I can write your name in the sky,
waters and on the moon.
So that any one who will look up to the sky,
drink the water and watch the moon
in the nite will see the kind of love I’ve for you.
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Today a day this day. brilliant day. shiny day. cool day. bloomy day. rainy day. oh yar leave it. i just want to say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
February is the month of:
Kisses and Surprises;
Proposals and Dates;
Chocolates and Flowers;
And Hugs and Love;
May you have a life full of love in the Valentine month!
Uni nigaho me gunhegar hai hum kasme wade todne ke kasur war hai hum
ye hamari aakho ki nami hi janti hai k kis tarah ...
Make love to ur girlfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u good news on Mothers day &
U’ll have a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1