“Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may ur future always shine. . . With LOTs of LOVE “Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU
Every sunset gives us,
One day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
One day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck!
And Good Morning
Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
7 RULES TO BE HAPPY…..
1. Never hate…..
2. Don’t worry…..
3. Live simple…..
4. Expect a little…..
5. Give a lot…..
6. Always smile…..
7. Have a person like me who always remember you …..
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
She was the the most prestigious GIFT.
I ever received!
Sometimes I really feel
I was just a GAME she played!
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
PSYCHIATRIST: You've been here for an hr. And there's one thing I definitely want you to do before our next session. Give up smoking. PATIENT: Will that help me? DOC: No, me. You've already burnt 2 holes in my couch!
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Dream is the key towards successful life
To have dreams, you must sleep well.
So step up the first ladder of your destiny.
Go to bed and have sweet dreams
One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!
I liked lots of people and missed very few,
but no one has been as special as you!
I’d stand and wait in the world’s longest que
just for pleasure of being with you!
When God gives us “NO” for an answer.
Keep in mind that there is a much greater “YES”
His NO is not a REJECTION.
But a REDIRECTION
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!