2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
It was Santa’s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa: Y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
SPEAK NOT MY TEARS
NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS
THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART
ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE
PLACE ALL ITS PIECES TO THE FIRE NEAR
FORGET THOSE DAYS WHEN SOMEONE CALLED IT DEAR!
ALONE I HAVE TO WALK THERE
DO NOT DREAM OF THE SKY THAT WAS CLEAR
ITS MY STORY THAT DOES NOT FINISH
UNTIL MY SOUL DISSOLVES IN THE AIR....
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…
Your birthday is the perfect day
to say I care,
because you will remember me
when u certainly make it a big affair,
and when you do hold a party…
I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair…!!
Belated Happy Birthday
I stoped loving d most importnt persn in my life.
Not bcoz dat spark has lost,
This bcoz she was making me feel like
"Im no less than trash!
I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light,
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the dream world.
Gustakhi Ye H Hamari,
Hr Kisi Se Rishta Jod Lete Hain,
Log Kehte Hai Dil Patthar Ka Hai tera.
Lekin Kuch Log Aise Hain Jo Ise B Tod Dete hai.........
Don not go for looks,
they can deceive.
Don not go for wealth,
even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
Takdir K aaine Me meri Tasvir Kho Gayi
Aaj Hamesha k Liye meri Rooh So gayi
Mohabbat karge kya paya Maine
Wo kal meri thi aaj kisi or ki ho gayi
A woman accompanied by her husband went to the doctor. After his check up, the doctor called his wife to his office alone. He said: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don´t do the following, he will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare av espesially nice dish for him. Don´t burden him with chores. Don´t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for next 10 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife: What did the doctor say? She said: He said that you are going to die soon!
A morning is a wonderful blessing,
either cloudy or sunny.
It stands for hope,
giving us another start
of what we call life.
Have a good morning.
Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,
tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.
phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,
shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.
Aata Hi Nahi Us Nadan K Bagair Jeena
Mujhko...Kash Us Shaks Ne Marna Bhi Sikha Diya Hota......
Although its quite a statement,
Well it happens to be true.
The best friend I ever had,
I am glad to say its you!
Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
Let me define valentine - V~Very E~Eminent L~Lovely E~Energetic N~Nice T~Telented I~Inteligent N~Noble E~Everloving
4 me simply you, be mine valentine..
A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.