eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you’re always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You’re the sunshine to light my day
I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m gorgeous,
but like the other guys
take a number and wait in line!!
Dipped in hues of love and trust
has come the festival of Holi.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!
PATIENT: Everytime I get into the bed, I think there is someone under it. You've got to help me. PSYCHIATRIST: Come to me thrice a week for two years & I'll cure your fears.I'll charge you only $100 a visit. PATIENT: I'll think over it. Six months later doc met the patient. PSYCHIATRIST: Why you never came to see me? PATIENT: For $100 a visit? A carpenter cured me for $10.PSYCHIATRIST: Is that so? How? PATIENT: He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
A woman accompanied by her husband went to the doctor. After his check up, the doctor called his wife to his office alone. He said: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don´t do the following, he will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare av espesially nice dish for him. Don´t burden him with chores. Don´t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for next 10 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife: What did the doctor say? She said: He said that you are going to die soon!
Every bad situation will have something positive
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day.
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK
A matchstick glows for a few seconds,
A candle glows for a few hours,
A sun glows for a day..
I wish u glow forever & ever & ever!
Happy Diwali to u & ur family!!
Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.
YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH &
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE
Nothing is predestination,
the obstacles of your past
can become the gateways
that leads to the new beginnings.
I smile at whom I LIKE;
I cry 4 whom i CARE;
I share with whom I LOVE;
i laugh with whom i ENJOY;
i send sms only 2 those
whom i never want 2 lose