Wishing you and your family
the blessings of Ramadan.

Ramadan Mubarak !!

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..

Kuch bhi nahi hai aaj kahne ko chand lafzon ke siva,
na ankhon me hai koi jazbat chand ashkon ke siva,
is qadar tod diya usne ki khud ko jod pana mushkil hai,
Nahi raha baki kuch b mujhme, chand saanson ke siva...........

Twenty-five years, and still you are in love!
What river does not deepen as it flows?
Each day your love increases as it goes,
Nourishing the lands through which it moves.
The love that lasts is deeper far than passion.
Years pass and it abides beneath the light.
Few know the secrets of its dark delight,
Intent on all the toys that are in fashion.
Vivid lusts yield pleasures that soon cease.
Each year of love yields happiness and peace.

You've seen me laugh
You/ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you.
Happy Mother’’s Day

Liking someone doesn't mean you have to be lovers, sometimes you just have to be friends. Happy Valentine's day, dear friend!

While raining,
all bird pick shelter except Eagle
He goes over cloud & avoid rain
Attitude makes him King of Sky

We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
and
thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good morning!

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!

Towards the end of his life, a great comedian was told by his doc that if he continued to drink, he would lose his hearing. Asked by his friend if he planned to stop drinking, he answered: Not at all. You see, the stuff I´ve been drinking is so much better than the stuff I´ve been hearing!

I never ask for a smile, I just give it.
I never expect love from others, I just love them.
I never say that I can’t live without you,
I say I live just for you.

Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi

Payar ka tofa diya tha jise wo hi dil ko jala gye.
Ankho me thi aanso kambakhat use v paani kah gye.
Na jaane kon si ghadhi me hui thi usse mulakat..
Bewajah khud to pareshan hue hi hame v pareshan kar gye..

Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…

Your soul came back from dreaml
and
re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day
Good Morning

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

You may find someone better than me,
important than me,
dearer than me,
but not the one
who miss you more that me..

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