Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Question: What is an out-patient? Answer: A patient who has already passed out!
i went for a walk with my uncle jim, when somebody threw a tomato
at him, tomatos dont hurt i replied with a grin. they fucking well
do when theyre still in the tin.....
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .
A house is built by hands.. but a home is built by hearts ! u can live without something.. if u hav someone to live for ! HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY.
The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration.
Take it Light G,
Miss Me Slight G,
Never Do Fight G,
Have Fun Might G,
Eat Good Diet G,
Try Flying a Kite G,
Be Always Happy Right G,
& G0o0d Night G,
You are the reason why I have sleepless nights,
You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.
You are the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night….
U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont
always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u
always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate Holi!Happy Holi!
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
Take chit in the exam,
scratch and show to your nearest teacher
win a trip to principal’s office
and enjoy 3 days holiday at home
Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!