Q. HOW TO MAKE TTK LAUGH ON SUNDAY?

A. BY TELLING HER A JOKE ON THURSDAY.

Ye duniya gumo ka mela h, Hmne b hr gum jhelaa h, Kre hm unse kya shikva, yaha par hr koi AKELA h...........

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…

i wish im a stone..

so when d tym comes dat dey want
me out of deir lyf
dey can throw me as far as dey cud.

i may break into pieces,

but at-least i wont fil any pain..

Ssshh….!
Dont afraid its me.
Just putting a blanket of love upon you.
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone.
Love you
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams.
Good Night

U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE.

Do not be quick with
your mouth, do not
be hasty in your heart
to utter anything
before God.
God is in heaven
and you are on earth,
so let your words be few.
As a dream comes
when there are
many cares,
so the speech of
a fool when there are
many words.- Ecc. 5:2,3.

Sweetheart! u r so beautiful, my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true I wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats… just 4 you.

When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1. I'm with you
2. Still with you
3. Will ALWAYS with you..

Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,
is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye

The minute I heard my 1st love story
I started looking 4 u,
not knowing how blind that was.
Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere.
They are in each other all along…

Happy Valentines Day!

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

Hamari to duaa hai koi gila nahi wo gulaab hai jo aaj tak khila nahi aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile jo aaj tak kisiko kabhi mila nahi happy birthday my dear.............:)

Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20 meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

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You & I

Some people say happiness is life.
Others say it’s freedom
and some say it’s money.
But happiness for me is
just having the opportunity to know you!!

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