A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG!

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…

i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

May you have all the joy your heart can hold, All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unfold, May you have Gods best in everything. Wishing u a Happy Birthday

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Pink Vagina Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

Never get too attachd 2 any1 unles dey also feel d same 2wards u, bcoz
One sided expectations kill u frm inside... n leads 2 nothing but a broken heart...

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser.

Nobody teaches Sun to rise,Fish to swim,birds to fly,Plant to grow,Child to cry,& Nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U....Good Night...

Let love b d guide to your dreams, let love b d light to your heart, let your love b d reason why some1else heart still continues 2 beat. Let me b your Valentine

Never reject a day in your life.
Because: Good Day gives you happiness
and Bad Day gives you experience.
Both are essential in life.
Enjoy everyday of your life.

When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow,
We hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago,
And etched on vacant places
Are half-forgotten faces
Of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know.

When You Believe In Someone Deeply,
Mis-understandings Arise,
But Don’t Feel For It…
Some Mis-understandings Are Needed
For Good Understanding..

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.

I smile at whom i like
I cry for whom i care
I share with whom i love
I laugh with whom i enjoy,
I sms only to those whom i never want to loose.

The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

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