I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!

Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!

You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.

They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

This is a New SMS, That is not available in Market yet.
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I told you not available in market,
then how it comes on mobile? lol:

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!

Love saves when all hope is gone.
It comes in form of friendship
and offers the greatest sacrifice.
It is the right hand that washes the left hand.
Truly nothing makes most sense to me like
begining and ending my day with my love.

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry

It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad.

Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

May you have all the joy your heart can hold, All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unfold, May you have Gods best in everything. Wishing u a Happy Birthday

Having No Communication With You
For A While Is Like Driking Coffee Without Sugar,
Its Not Complete Or Should I Say
My Life Isn’t Complete
When You Are Not Beside Me
I Miss U

PATIENT: I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing.DOCTOR: How long have you had this problen? PATIENT: What problem?

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