I love my mother yes i do, for she is the one that has been there too! I love my mother yes i do. For if i had no mother like the one i do, i would be
lonely, clueless, as well as you. I love my mother yes i do for she is the one that taught me too. So HAPPY MOTHERS DAY FOR ALL OF THOSE MOTHERS OUT THERE
Bewafa Woh Nahi Sayad Hum Hi Kharab The,
Zaher Ki Jarurat Nahi Hum Mar Jayenge Sharab Se.
Kanto Ka Dard To Hame Mahesus Hi Nahi Hua,
Shayad Bepanah Pyar Tha Hame Us Najuk Gulab Se..
Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
The Biggest mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formula Made but still…….. ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!
The world is a very bad place to live,
not because it is full of bad people,
but because good people remain silent!!
All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...
Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.
Ye gazlo ki Duniya Bhi Ajib hai,
Yaha Aansu ka bhi jam banaya jata Hai,
Keh De Agar Yaha pe Dard-e-dastan'
phir bhi Wah Wah Sunaya Jata hai.
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
A woman went to the doctor.DOCTOR: You've got Tuberculosis. The shocked woman said: I don't believe you! I want a second opinion.
DOCTOR: O.K., You're ugly as well!
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I love U’ to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u’ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love..
Often when we lose all hope..
Think this is the end.
Allah smiles from above..
its just a bend,
You are so cute,
relationship with you…
Happy Raksha Bandhan
If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
The way you laugh, makes me smile;
The way you talk, gives me butterflies;
Everything about you, makes me happy.
Can you make me happy for the the entire lifetime by being my Valentine?