Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
Mommy, I love you
For all that you do.
I"ll kiss you and hug you
"Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile "cause I love you
On this Mother"s Day. Mommy, I love you
When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose-
Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!
When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!
a mans ocupation
is to stick hiscockulation
up a wommens ventulation to
increase the population of the
younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!
Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.
You were crying when u were born
While everybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
Live your life humbly so that
You would b the one laughing when u die
And everybody else would be crying.
Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night
Never think more about Past,
It brings Tears
Don’t think more about Future,
It brings Fears
Think More about ME
Which Always Brings Cheers.
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
Along With This
Wishing You A Very
Glorious Good Morning
Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-othing to worry.
Wish you have nice day
of course good morning
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.By sending this message not to offend you,but with a heart of caring.One last thing your gorgeous,and i think i can love you.Please respond, and have a wonderful day.