Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister.

Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

I wanna keep3 things: . .
The SUN
The MOON
&
My friends
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta: I give up.
Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

I will walk with you
in every step of life
but just promise me
you’ll hide your wings
every time we walk together,
coz I don’t want the world to know
that my friend is an Angel.

i went for a walk with my uncle jim, when somebody threw a tomato
at him, tomatos dont hurt i replied with a grin. they fucking well
do when theyre still in the tin.....

The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice...
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!

A pipe burst in a doctor´s house. He called a plumber who arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious things for a while and handed the doc a bill of £500. The shocked doc exclaimed: This ridiculous! I don´t even make that much as a doctor! The plumber quietly replied: Neither did I when I was a doctor

Hi, now I am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say have a nice day ahead…

GIRLS ARE LIKE...

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Sweet is your
“Nature”
Dear is your
“Name”
As Earth wants
“Water”
Flower Wants
“Dew”
i want nothing
But
“Happiness”
for U

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt

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