Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.

Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.

Wo humare kab they jo beghane ho gaye, Zara se baat thi kya Fsane ho gaye, Kya use ilzaam du kya sunaye Haal_e_Dil ab koi hoga naya hum purane ho gaye,


If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.

One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little “HEART” said to brain “U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”. Happy Friendship Day !

Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.

Summer rain is soft and cool,
so I go barefoot in a pool.
But winter rain is cold, and pours,
so I must watch it from indoors.

Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.

God will not give you a burden, you can’t handle.
So, if you find yourself in a mess
that’s impossible to resolve,
Take challenge as a compliment.
God thinks you can do it!
Good Morning

Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai

Today’s the “Festival of Lights” all o’er
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls
And people throng the Temples to offer,
Prayers, resolving to take better roles.
And most of them are richly clad and clean,
And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;
Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen,
It seems to be a happy day

World ’s shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
U r so beautiful

The Date Sheet is out. Please start the preparation in right time dear friends.
7th: Rose Day
8th: Propose Day
9th: Chocolate Day
10th: Teddy Day
11th: Promise Day
12th: Hug Day
13th: Kiss Day
14th Valentines' Day

One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab

Jeeto: If I die what ‘ll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man

G\\ //O
O \\ // R
O \\ // ni
D \\// ng
Have a nice and wonderful day.

I wanted 2 send U all my love but d postman said
he also having a date with his girlfriend.
So I m sending u Message by mobile.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Mohabbat ke andaz juda juda se hote hai.. Kisi ne toot kr chaha,., or koi chah kr toot gaya. ...