Be there when people need you.
Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile
Birds sings to make me smile
But my dear,
They dont know that
My smile is incomplete until I remember your face
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
If wishes came in rainbow colours,
I would send you the brightest ones
To say, Happy Holi !
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI….
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.
wish you a very special Good Morning….
The world is, the world was and the world will be always one.
Whatever you do ,where ever you live and where ever you go.
Always proud to be One Worldian.
Just Love it!
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had achoice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poorcleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!
On this cold cold night,
in my small small room,
I look at the bright brigh stars
in the dark dark sky
Dream of your sweet sweet smile
on your cute cute face.
Just want to wish u GOOD GOOD Night
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
Friendship is like a bank in which u have to Deposit love, sympathy, trust, help & joy. and as Interest you will get comapanion for lifetime! Happy Friendship Day !
May you always have walls for the winds, a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire, laughter to cheer you, those you love near you and all your heart might desire
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.