IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth

On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
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Smile while you still have teeth.
:D
Many many happy returns of the day

£50 note tattood on yourcock
3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants

The poorest man on earth
is not the one without money,
but is the one without a dream.

Make A Promise To Yourself,
Always To Choose The Best Things In Life,
To Hold On To Your Dreams,
To Believe In Your Ideas And Follow Ur Heart,
Because Life Is Beautiful Just Like You…

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Walk with me when your hearts needs company,
Take my hand when you feel all alone,
Turn to me when you need someone to lean on,
Coz I’m the one you can always trust on!

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up
you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and
choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace

Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00

Reply is must.

let
“me”
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
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friends.

Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

I wish an angel of
Mercy always sits
Next to you
&
Covers you with gentle
Wings
So that,
You walk wrapped in
Allah’s grace,
Protected & peaceful forever

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

May the magic of this EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
EID MUBARAK

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

We dream of having sum1 we really like,
bt life isnt like dat..
we dnt get evrythng we want bt the end..
we end up luving sum1 better dan we dream of..

Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity
To Pray
To Love
To Care
To Share
To Enjoy
&
To Thank God
For All His Blessings We Recive..
Wish U
Happy Rainy Season

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you – a precious gift from God. Happy Friendship Day !

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

I remember him not as the one who broke my heart..
But I remember him
as the one who teach me how to live with a broken heart

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