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The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. (Honore de Balzac)
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!
DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
Roses are red, violets are… ah the hell with it. Get your
crap and get out.
A sweeter smile,
A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.
May ALLAH be with you always.
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20 meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas
and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you & Family a very happy and wonderful Holi.
As The Day Turn into Night,
Keep Your Worries Out of Sight.
Close Your Eyes and Go To Sleep,
All The Good Times Are Yours To Keep.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings!
It's your birthday, and you know what that means--
You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 Days of Fun!
In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36
IN LOVE WITH YOU
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
A True Thought When you rise up, your friends know who you are. when you fall down, You know, Who your friends are. Happy Friendship Day !
Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Never stop striving
Keep your curiosity sharp
You’ll never become too old to
~ Good Morning ~
D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!
Christmas may b many things
r it may b a few.
For u, the joy
is each new toy;
its watching U.
Once a while good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are... With this message, consider yourself reminded !!