Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. (T. DeWitt Talmage)

Good decisions come from experience.
But
Experience comes from bad decisions.
This is life…
So,
Never regret.
Learn from mistakes and go ahead.

I miss you in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of time and
In every moment of the Day !

Come everyone let's give a cheer,
In celebration of a couple dear.
A couple who in love unite,
And are seldom cross and hardly fight.
To a couple who bring joy to all,
May you laugh and sing and have a ball.
May happiness surround you two,
That is what I wish for you

Mobiles are irritating,
Daily charging,
Monthly recharging,
Annoying beeps,
Always disturbing,
But still I love my mobile
because it connects “U & ME”

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!

Two things can never be defined in whole life,
<1> LOVE: Because you never know who LOVES you how much.
<2> FRIEND: Because you never know how deeply they care about YOU.

Love is like chewing gum
it tastes only in the beginning
But friendship is like chocolate
it tastes till it ends.

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

A lot of people will walk in and out of ur life but only true friends will leave footprints in ur HeArT…Value them… Happy Friendship Day !

Marriage Advice
Whenever you are wrong admit it
Whenever you are right shut up

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
Yet to be seen.

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER

Today a day this day. brilliant day. shiny day. cool day. bloomy day. rainy day. oh yar leave it. i just want to say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Far away but always near,
I hold your relationship very clear.
Ever together but never apart,
You will always be in my heart.

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