On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,
tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.
phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,
shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.
Wrap a rainbow of joy in you heart,
Let the sun paint a smile on your face,
Remove all clouds of doubt & fear
And receive God’s gift of life.
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!
May the beauty
Of divali season
Fill your home with Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
I may be gone for a minute,
for hours, for a day.
I may not be able to say
good morning or good night
I’ll never try to say goodbye
to a person who has been sweet and true.
DOCTOR: How is your husband's lumbago? WIFE: Not too good. I rubbed his back with whisky like you told me to and he broke his neck trying to lick it off!
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
Ajib tarah se socha tha zindgi k liye..
jina marna tha sirf usi k liye.
wo mujhko tanha chhod gye to
yaqeen aaya ki koi bhi nhi marta kisi k liye.
My doctor gave me six months to live. But when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more!
In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
Realize things before it’s too late.
Accept things than delay them.
Love People before you lose them.
Life just comes once.
Love it while you live it.
Nice lines:- Thousands of happiness cant remove one pain in heart. Bt one pain can remove thousands of happiness in heart. THATS LIFE
santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful new year.
When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
( \\ ) one for the friendship
( \\ ) One for the money.
( \\ ) One for the happiness
( \\ ) One for the popularity
my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U
A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it