Wishing u 1 month of ramzan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 seconds of noor.
Zindgi kaisi b hogi jite jaenge,
1 Din hum b is duniya se chale jaenge,
Aj rahte hai apke mobile me SMS bankar,
Kal koi achha SMS mila to Delete ho jaenge...
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..
This comes to say!
May this Eid day be wonderful for you..
Fortunate Is The One
Who Has Learned To Admire,
But Not To Envy.
Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan
And A Happy New Year With A Plenty
Of Peace And Prosperity.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
My God! How little do my countrymen know
what precious blessings they are in possession of,
and which no other people on earth enjoy!
I liked lots of people and missed very few,
but no one has been as special as you!
I’d stand and wait in the world’s longest que
just for pleasure of being with you!
There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can`t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)
PATIENT: Everytime I get into the bed, I think there is someone under it. You've got to help me. PSYCHIATRIST: Come to me thrice a week for two years & I'll cure your fears.I'll charge you only $100 a visit. PATIENT: I'll think over it. Six months later doc met the patient. PSYCHIATRIST: Why you never came to see me? PATIENT: For $100 a visit? A carpenter cured me for $10.PSYCHIATRIST: Is that so? How? PATIENT: He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
if i love some1 let them go...
if they return it was meant 2 b...
if they dont their love was never urs 2 begin wif
Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself
Wo khafa hai humse to khafa hi rehne do,,,
Humko unka Gunahgaar hi rehne do...
Wo samjhte hain ke humne chhod diya unko,,,
Baat to jhoot hai magar sach hi rehne do...
Muddato mangi hai KHUDA se khushiyan unki,,,
Jo aata hai ilzam hum pe to ilzam hi rehne do...
Unki shart hai k main BEWAFA banu,,,
Agar khushi mile unko to mujhe BEWAFA hi rehne do...
Aayega waqt to dikhayenge unko apna ZAKHAM,,,
Abhi khamosh hain humko bas KHAMOSH HI RAHNE DO...