IN LOVE WITH YOU
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
Look outside Its so pleasant,
Sun smiling for u,
Trees dancing for u,
Birds singing for u,
Because I requested them All to wish u "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Why do surgeons wear masks? So that they are not recognized later!
Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name
Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
As our marriage brings new meaning to love so our love brings new meaning to life.
ANGER is an acid that does more harm to the vessel in which it is stored, that to anything on which it is poured.
On this cold cold night,
in my small small room,
I look at the bright brigh stars
in the dark dark sky
Dream of your sweet sweet smile
on your cute cute face.
Just want to wish u GOOD GOOD Night
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
Last nights I saw a lots of bright star
and I choose you from
the group of star
Bcoz you are so sweet.
The four stages of getting sick: Ill, pill, bill, will!
How can I put this… forget I exist?
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
Do you know the meaning of morning.?
morning means: one more inning
given by the god to play and win.
so good morning.
Have a nice day.
Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...
It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.