There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west
but the Friendship rises in the Heart
and sets after death.
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s
“Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may ur future always shine. . . With LOTs of LOVE “Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU
When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur
eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...love u mom
Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
The poorest man on earth
is not the one without money,
but is the one without a dream.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I get good replys of the previous mail,
So there is once again Some Special SMS for you.
I know you will definietly like it.
Special SMSs Just 4 U
Life is 4 livin, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singin, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 carin, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keepin, Can I keep U...?
I Like 3 friends,
1st is sun,
2nd is moon,
3rd is you,
sun for the day time,
moon for the night time,
you for the life time…. really hot
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
God expects from men something more than at such times, and that it were much to be wished for the credit of their religion as well as the satisfaction of their conscience that their Easter devotions would in some measure come up to their Easter dress.
Zameen chupane k liye gagan hota hai,
Dil chupane k liye badan hota hai,
Shayad marne k baad bi chupaye Jaate h gum,
Isliye hr laash k upar kafan hota hai.
santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.
The growing trees, the new flowers
And birds that sweetly sing
Whisper to me that it’s Easter
Here is wishing warmth for your soul
On Easter and always!
This curious green world
Give me split second for love
The way I live the way I respect
No one can think no one can give
My feelings are new hard cored
for me world is no more
TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without