Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
Aansoo Ko Aankho Ki Dahlij Par Laya Na Karo
Apne Dil Ki Halat Kisi Ko Bataya Na Karo
Log Mutthi me Namak Liye Ghumte Hai
Apne Jakham Kisi Ko Dikhaya Na Karo.
There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.
Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.
Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!
There are many brave men
who are adventurous and
are never afraid to fight.
Some join army,
others get married … ;-
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
A simple friend
thinks the friendship over
when you have an argument.
A real friend
it’s not a friendship
you’ve had a fight.
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth areclean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a
sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open your
eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.