This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

PATIENT: I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains. DOCTOR: For heaven's sake, pull yourself together!

Samundar se kah do ke apni laharein sambhal ke rakhe,
Hamari zindagi me toofan laane ke liye kuch apno ke dhokhe hi kafi hain...

Christmas is a state of mind when you cherish peace and goodwill. The real spirit of Christmas is to have mercy, love and faith.

Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?

A good friend
Not easy to obtain.
Once obtained
Difficult to maintain.
Once lost
Impossible to regain.
Moral:- Menu sambaal ke rakho khushbakhto..!:-)

Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…

Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you
you have a special place in my heart!

A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.

Please be my
V: Valentine
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
E: Eternity!
Happy Valentine's day!

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi,
the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for
all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life.

I feel the anger rize up in me
The same anger
That makes me bleed
In my heart and in my soul
Killing me.

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
still awake?
Time to sleep,

Hum gilla nahin karte….
jo na ho kismat mein vo mila nahin karte
zakhm kuch iss tarah khaaye hai dil pe humne
yeh itne gehre hai ke kabhi silla nahin karte

Payar ka tofa diya tha jise wo hi dil ko jala gye.
Ankho me thi aanso kambakhat use v paani kah gye.
Na jaane kon si ghadhi me hui thi usse mulakat..
Bewajah khud to pareshan hue hi hame v pareshan kar gye..

Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits


God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
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