Do not make your aim like the garden because everyone walk on it But make your aim like the sky so everyone wish to touch it.
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P
From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
~ Have a Lovely Birthday ~
Wishing that Lord Ganesha…
fills your home with…
Prosperity & fortune…
on Ganesh Chatrurthi
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
M A T H S…..?
Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!
When you smile it like a sunrise to me.
and I want a daily sunrise in my life.
so keep S*M*I*L*I*N*G
Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?
Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty
Gr8 people talk about things. Small people talk about other people. and legends never talk they send sms ;)
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity
To Thank God
For All His Blessings We Recive..
Happy Rainy Season