I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
Although its quite a statement,
Well it happens to be true.
The best friend I ever had,
I am glad to say its you!
D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’
The most beautiful words
by a wounded heart
“I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It”…
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
Dard K Rah Pe FARYAD Likha Karte He,
Har Rat TANHAI Ko Abad Kiya Krte He,
Mere KHUDA Use Khus Rakna
Jise Hum AAPSE Zayada Yaad Kiya Karte hai...........
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
Itna He Samajh Paye Hain
Itne Aasu Baha Kar
Sirf Tune Diya Dhoka
Is Dil Ke Kareeb Aakar…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted.To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’
Zindagi ka raaz maine tanhayi mein paa liya,
Jiska bhi gham mila apna bana liya,
Sunane ko mila na koi Dastaan-e-Gham,
Aaina rakha saamne or khud ko suna liya.
What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Mulaqat bhi kabhi aasu de jati hai,
Nazre bhi kabhi dhoka de jati hai,
Guzre huye lamho ko yaad karke dekhiye,
Tanhayi bhi kabhi sukun de jati hai.