If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

Wife Closed Her Leg After Sex Nd Asked: Hm Apnay Baby Kah Naam Kya Rakhen Gay?
HusbNd Condom Utartay Huye: Agar Iz K Baad Bhi Hua To Zaradari Rakhen Gay.

It's your day to celebrate! It's your day to cheer! Now you can eat more birthday cake Than you could hold last year! Now you can laugh louder And enjoy it even more--'Cause this is a bigger birthday Than you've ever had before!
Happy Birthday

Night is Silent,

Night is Beautiful,

Night is Calm,

Night is Quiet..


Night is not complete

Without Wishing U

Good night.

Sweet dreams!.

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

A short but true message
for leading a good life.
“Care should be in Heart not in Words
Anger should be in Words not in Heart”.

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Remember me and bare in mind, A faithful girl is hard to find. This is always good and true, So dont go changing old for new!

A pipe burst in a doctor´s house. He called a plumber who arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious things for a while and handed the doc a bill of £500. The shocked doc exclaimed: This ridiculous! I don´t even make that much as a doctor! The plumber quietly replied: Neither did I when I was a doctor

kya kaha qasid tu ne ..???
mera zikar, unki aankhen or Aansoo

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag

I love my mother yes i do, for she is the one that has been there too! I love my mother yes i do. For if i had no mother like the one i do, i would be
lonely, clueless, as well as you. I love my mother yes i do for she is the one that taught me too. So HAPPY MOTHERS DAY FOR ALL OF THOSE MOTHERS OUT THERE

I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.

In an exam,
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.
A cute child wrote:
"combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.":-)

When you like to Dance in the Rain,
I’ll b there to hold an umbrella for you.
If not, the clay in your head will drain off.
That’s Friendship.

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

Dard K Rah Pe FARYAD Likha Karte He,
Har Rat TANHAI Ko Abad Kiya Krte He,
Mere KHUDA Use Khus Rakna
Jise Hum AAPSE Zayada Yaad Kiya Karte hai...........