Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Because married men are more obedient.
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Friendship is just like cricket,
so do not loose wickets..
if u loose that wickets
may be you have a defeat…
so don’t neglect friends.
My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU" What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO"
A man ran into the emergency room and said to the first doc he saw: Quick! Do you know the cure for the worst case of hiccups in history? Without saying a word, the doc drove a knee into the man's groin forcing him to draw down a massive gulp of air. DOCTOR: There, bet you don't have hiccups any more. The man
wheezed through his teeth: No, but my wife in the car does!
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.
When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
3—my sincere prayers…..
God bless u.
A daily thought… A silent tear… A Constant wish that u r near… Words are few but thoughts r deep… Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!! Happy Friendship Day !
Man to God:
“Please Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life…”
God Smiled And Replied:
“I Have Given You
Life To Enjoy Everything…”
I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!
Teacher: What happen on 1869?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.
Now tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)
Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin
Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just dont switch off your Heart.!Happy Friendship Day !
when i miss you i cry, when i see you i smile,
but when am with you i have nothing to say,
because the urge to KISS you take me breath away.
I miss you.
“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word….
but do u know what is LOVE?
So don’t LOVE..