Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
left a smile on my face….
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
He is also known by many as Maha-Ganapathi.
Happy Birthday to Lord Ganesh.
When I was born God said “Another devil ”
When you were born God said “Aila competition”
but who knew that 1 day these
2 devils would become friends
Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend because you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you
Do not rejoice over me,
O my enemy. Though
I fall I will rise; Though
I dwell in darkness,
the LORD is a light for me.- Mic. 7:8
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much
In the holy month of Ramadan,
Stop using caller tune / songs
Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230
Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666
Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171
Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
She give me her lucks,
Taught me to Talk,
Made me laugh,
Taught me to chill when Angry,
Gifted me Understanding,
Helped me Conquer My Fears,
Taught me the Differentiate Between Good 'n Bad,
Made me Confident...
PROUD to be Her SON..
Glad to have her as my mother..
LOVE you MOM..
Happy Mother's Day.. !
The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.