Former Finance Minister ready with
‘SHOE’string Budget.?
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PC AmBUSHed in Delhi.!
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P Chidambaram (Chiddu) Becomes the
Brand Ambassador
for BATA Shoes.!

Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

BAAGH Ka Har Phool Khilta Nahi
Her Qadam Sath Koi Chalta Nahi
Ye Dastoor Hai Shehr-E-Mohabat Ka
Jisay Shiddat Se Chaho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi…

aye janejaan mujhe yeh to bata
mujhe bhula kr tujhe kya mila...
meri hasraton ka hisaab de
mera dil tor kar tujhe kya mila...
tere kuch din ke pyar se
mujhe zindagi bhar ka gum kyu mila...
main toot kar bikhar gaya
aur tujhe mujhko tor kar kya mila...

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

What Is The Best Gift For ? Valentine’s Day ??

1. Red Roses
2. Heart Box Of Chocolates
3. Perfume
4. Cute Bear
5. A Card, And A Kiss
6. Romantic Diner
7. No Gift At All
8.Other ?

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

love is Divine
Be My Valentine
I will be yours for life time

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Payar ka tofa diya tha jise wo hi dil ko jala gye.
Ankho me thi aanso kambakhat use v paani kah gye.
Na jaane kon si ghadhi me hui thi usse mulakat..
Bewajah khud to pareshan hue hi hame v pareshan kar gye..

Life without love is like a fruitless tree,
but
Life without friends is like rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit but not without root!

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return

D0nt L0ve S0me 0ne
Wh0 Is Beautiful
But L0ve 0ne
Wh0 Makes Ur Life Beautiful.

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

Hr Waqt koi ahat aye to Kya kre
Unki Yaad dil se na Jaye to Kya kre
WO khte h rat me Q pareshan Krte ho
ab unki yaad me neend na aay to kya kre?

Please be my:
V: Valuable
A: Asset for
L: Life and let's start an
E: Everlasting
N: New life that's
T: Terrific and
I: Incredible. Let's have a
N: Nice journey till
E: Eternity!
Happy Valentine's day!

Sirf aik hi shakhs ki khatir mujhe barbaad na kar...
Roz rotay hue ye kehti ha zindagi mujh se...!

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