Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.

Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!

The wrong kind of people dislikes you 4 the good in you & The right kind of peoples like you knowing even the bad in you. That makes a Friendship strong… Happy Friendship Day !

“ PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER-
1. Money cant buy happiness but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle!
2. Forgive ur enemy but remember that bastard's face!
3. Help a man wen he is in trouble & he'll remember u wen he is in trouble again!
4. Many ppl r alive only coz its illegal to shoot them..
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk!
6. Thr's always a li'l truth behind 'just joking'.. ;-)

On ur Engagement!

As you exchange your rings today
And enter a life
That's bright and new
May God lock down
Form heaven and
Bless the two of you.

May He give you understanding
Enough to make you kind
So you may judge each other
With your hearts
And not your minds.

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful new year.

My Adorable Darling My princess Charming
I Think Of You Every Night, Every Morning
My heart is beating, coz luv is starting
Missing you all the time, be my valentine!...

All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]

Eid Mubarak to You.

Christmas vacation is great
My time is mine 2 spend
I can be with friends or watch TV
I wish it would never end.
I hope this Christmas enriches ur life
May each day b happy & bright,
Overflowing with pleasure & love
May ur Christmas be filled with delight

When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice...MOTHER (Joel Barquez)

Funny Definitions
Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Above the dark horizon soon
new light rays wil appear.
They signify to all the world
a fresh new day is here
Good Morning:

Born with personality is an accident but Dying as a personality is an achievement.
Your birth may be normal, but Your death should be history.
Practice like a devil and play like an angel.
Do or die is an old concept. Do it b4 die is a new concept.

Baba: Beta kya kaam karte ho?

Larka: G Bhalai ka kaam karta hoon

Matlab

Girey howon ko uthata hon aur bichre howon ko milata hon

Wo kaise
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baba g Brazier banata hon

Sing hey! Sing hey!
For Christmas Day;
Twine mistletoe and holly.
For a friendship glows
In winter snows,
And so let's all be jolly!

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