Aaina kuch nhi bs nazar ka dhoka hai,
nazar wahi aata hai jo hota hai,
aaina aur dil ka ek hi fasana hai,
anjaam 2no ka tutkar bikhar jana hai...!

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job

God made a father who is,
as sweet as a nectar,
as brave as a lion,
as cheerful as a bear,
and he gave such dear father to me.

I”d go through stretch marks again for you.
Happy Fathers” Day, darling husband.

LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

ISLAM is the University
WORLD is the Class room
QURAN is the Syllabus
MUHAMMAD (PBUH) is the Teacher
ALLAH is the Examiner
Try to pass the final Exam.
All The Best.

How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite

A shining angel stands beside your silky bed
calling your nice name so softly
throwing flowers on you and
saying good morning
have a nice day

Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

Mana Ki Aaj Hum Akele Reh Gaye,
Judai Ke Aasu Akho se Beh Gaye,
Rote Hue Ko Kon Chup Karayega,
Jo Chup Karate The Wahi Rone Ko Keh Gaye

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan

Without whom life will never be the same.
They don’t break up with you for silly reasons,
Neither do they throw stupid tantrums.
They don’t expect gifts all the time,
Nor are they fearful of commitment.
They just love you unconditionally.
Happy Valentines day my dear friend.

MAN: My wife is in a real sorry state. She usually stays awake till 2 or 3 in the morning. What can I do for her? DOCTOR: Come home earlier!

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense

Kaise Byaan Karu ALfaz Nahi Hai,
Dard Ka Mere Tujhe Ehsaas Nahi Hai,
Puchhte Ho Mujhse Kya Dard Hai.?
Mujhe Dard Ye Hai Ke Tu Mere Pass Nahi Hai.

Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,
bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,
hume koi na apna bana saka,
hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye

1 minute me koi acha lagne lgta h,
1 ghante me koi pasand ane lgta h,
1 din me kisise pyar hone lgta h,
Lekin zindagi beet jati h jab kisiko bhulna padta hai..

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