Ya ALLAH Our Sins Are So Many
But Your Mercy Is Limitless
Plz Forgive Us
You Are The Greatest Forgiver
You Love To Forgive
Plz Forgive me,
my Parents,
my Family
And The Whole Muslim Ummah Past & Present

Aamin - SumAmeen

Jumma-tul-Alwida Mubarak

Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?

A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.

Our Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw Not only Because Its Always Fun With You But Also Because I Wouldnt Mind Going Down 2 See You Rising !!! Happy Friendship Day !

A Bird That
You Set Free
May Be Caught Again,

But

A Word That
Escapes Your Lips
Will Not Return …
So Think Before You Leap
G o.O d MoRnInG

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

Good thoughts:
Kill the tension before tension kills you.
Reach your goal before goal kicks you.
Help everyone before someone helps you.
Live LIFE before the LIFE leaves you..!

On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
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Smile while you still have teeth.
:D
Many many happy returns of the day

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Hamari to duaa hai koi gila nahi wo gulaab hai jo aaj tak khila nahi aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile jo aaj tak kisiko kabhi mila nahi happy birthday my dear.............:)

Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure
I love you** Happy Anniversary

As the crescent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan beings…
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !

When one door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often we look so long at the closed door that
we do not see the one which has opened for us.

Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.

I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out

SoMe Of ThE GrEaTeR ThInGs


In LiFe


ArE uNsEeN ...

ThAt'S wHy !

wE cLosE oUr EyEs

WheN wE

kIsS

CrY

Or

DrEam ... =)
Gud nyt.

We dream of having sum1 we really like,
bt life isnt like dat..
we dnt get evrythng we want bt the end..
we end up luving sum1 better dan we dream of..


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.

/)/) I HAVE
=(';')= YOU
,,("),("),, DEAR!

()...() Mach me
(o o) that
/(..) Hengst
/"" baby!!!

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