Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
I want to touch you all over again n again.
through my heart and feeling
Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I CanÃ‚Â´t Even Smell My Own Name"
Math’s Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
Give 5 to
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
Then what will u get????
Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?
10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
Try In 1 Semester !!
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat &
say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!
Lying on my Bed, Looking at The clock, I no that its time to zzz.
I wonder how have you been today… Hope Tat Every Thing is Fine..
Wish you sweet dreams and Sleep Tight!
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
Beauty is ageless,
love is boundless,
heartbeats are countless
friend like you is hopeless!
ooh! sorry useless
Oh God extremely sory Priceless.
Get up from your softy softy bed.
Open your teeny weeny eyes.
Wear that jolly wolly smile.
and say to yourself Good Morning
from me, Have a nice day.
Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...