When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
Suspense how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . .
inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up?
A 1000 rupee currency note!
Always think positive.
I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right
No matter the sky is black or blue,
No matter there”s stars or moon,
As long as your heart is true,
sweet dreams will always be with you.
Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you beleive in,
the dream you love the best
Smile is complete when it begins with your lips,
Reflects in your eyes,
Ends with a Glow on your face..
Wish you a lot of Smiling Moments in your Life…:-)
Teacher : Who is on the line ?
Boy : This is my father speaking..
If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....
Socha aap say baaat karoon,
Phir soocha, ek mulaqaat karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na intezaar karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na ek kaam karoon,
Ek piyaara sa sms aap ke naam karoon,
Happy Valentines Day
You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”
Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.
Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
Zindagi ka raaz maine tanhayi mein paa liya,
Jiska bhi gham mila apna bana liya,
Sunane ko mila na koi Dastaan-e-Gham,
Aaina rakha saamne or khud ko suna liya.
q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
Me Ney Kaha M0hbat
Me Kuch B Ker Sakta H0
Usny Kaha 1 Anday K 2 Amlet
T0 Bana Ker Dikha0
Hat Ja Yar
Aapa K Ps Ja Raha H0n.
aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!