A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Har ek jazbat ko dua nahi milti,
Har ek arzu ko zuban nahi milti,
Muskan sajae rakho to duniya hai sath,
kyuki aansu ko to ankho mein bhi panah nahi milti.
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
Fark Bus Itna Sa Hai Pyar aur Khuda Me..
Ek ki Yaad Taqlif Deti Hai.. Aur
Dusre ki yaad Taqlif Me Aati He..!
Animal says that don’t beat me
flower say that don’t touch me
tree say that don’t cut me
but i say din’t forget me
i love you
Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
Think about it, have a great life…
Q:Wat is luv?
A: Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece…!
Na De Khusi Hum Gum Seh Lenge
Tu Jis Haal Me Rakhe Hum Reh Lenge
Na Tujse Krnge Koi Shikwa Gila
Aaina DekhKr Hum KudKo Hi Sab Keh Lenge..
a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own.
A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
May Be Great
To Be Their Last
Iz Beyond Perfect
Happy Valentines Day 2015.
Under the sea, there lays a rock.
In the rock, there is an envelope.
In the envelope, there is a paper.
On the paper, there are 3 words
‘Forget me not’
“Don’t Ask God To Guide Your Footsteps
If You’re Not Willing To Move Your Feet…”
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
1 Kasak DilMe Dabi Reh Gayi,
Zndgi Me Unki Kami Reh Gyi,
Itna Pyar Karne K Baad B wo Mujhe Na Mile,
Shayad Meri Mohbt Me Hi Kuch Kami Reh Gayi.
Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.
Agar aap ki shaadi nahe hu rahe thu ruzana subha apna pajama dhu kar walid sahab kay kamray kay saamnay latka lein inshallah afaqa hujaye ga