Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?
Beautiful pictures r developed by negatives in dark room!
So if u c darkness in life, believe that God is making a Beautiful picture for u!! :-)
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!
As the crescent moon is sighted...
And the holy month of Ramadan begins...
May Allah bless you with happiness
grace your home with warmth & peace !
Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi
What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
Some know you..
Some remember you..
Some like you..
Some understand you..
Some care for you..
A TRUE FRIEND does all above
always hopes the best for you.
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.
Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai
Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
→ On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it