Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
PATIENT: Doctor, if I give up wine, women and song, will I live longer? DOCTOR: Not really. It will just seem longer!
Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?
A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.
When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur
eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...love u mom
Dil uska bhi tha. dil mera bhi tha. bas farq itna tha. wo patthar tha jo.
Salamat raha mera sheesha tha jo toot ke bikhar gaya.
Valentines Day is a day of luv,
No 1 gives me more luv than u,
U brighten up my Each day,
U deserve my undying luv,
Will U Be my valentine????
You may find someone better than me,
important than me,
dearer than me,
but not the one
who miss you more that me..
Don’t expect a perfect love from anyone close to you because it will make you dissapointed all the time
Let love b d guide to your dreams, let love b d light to your heart, let your love b d reason why some1else heart still continues 2 beat. Let me b your Valentine
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
I'm a paper, you can write your feeling, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears, don't throw me after use cause when you feel cold i'll burn myself to warm you.
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H, ABIT remains. Take out A, still BIT remains, Finally take out B, still IT remains....
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m gorgeous,
but like the other guys
take a number and wait in line!!
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.