White rose is for purity;
Orange is for desire;
Pink is for gratitude;
Peach is for appreciation;
And Yellow is for friendship.
But I chose Red rose for you which symbolizes love.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday
Wo samne the aur hum palke utha na skhe,
Chahte the pr pas unke ja na skhe,
Na dekh le wo apni tasvir harmari akho mai,
Bas yahi soch kr hum unse nazre mila na skhe..
RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
DOC: Did you ake the patient's temperature? NURSE: No. Is it missing?
A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.
When nights are long and friends are few.
I sit by my window and think of you.
A silent whisper and a silent tear.
With all my heart I wish you were here.
Ye duniya gumo ka mela h, Hmne b hr gum jhelaa h, Kre hm unse kya shikva, yaha par hr koi AKELA h...........
PATIENT: I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains. DOCTOR: For heaven's sake, pull yourself together!
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
zakham ki baat nahi hai
jaane dard kyon hota hai
dhokhe ki baat nahi hai
jaane ehaas kyon hota hai
jante huye ki bewafi hai
na jane phir b pyar kyon hota hai
Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
If I had a flower for each time I thought of My Mother, I could walk in my garden forever.
Ups & Downs,
& problems are part of life.
Never lose hope in any condition
becoz the darkness of night
always finishes with light of day.
A man can live about 40 days without food
About 3 days without water
About 8 minutes without air
But not for 1 second without hope!
Dad you are never wrong
The only time you are wrong
is when you think,
I forgot about you.
Love you Dad!
Have a grand Father’s Day!
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