A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

You will never know how special you are to me. You have tought me to be a mom. Over the years i watched you and today i walk in the foot steps of you to be a
good example to my daughter and a leading role model mom just like you.
I love you mom with all my heart.

Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ……
Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
If wishes were flowers I’d send You A big bunch to say….
Get Well Soon

Nurse to patient: Why did you run away from the operation? PATIENT: Because the OT sister said before the operation "What are you afraid of? It's only a routine appendix operation" NURSE: So what? PATIENT: She said it to the surgeon, not me!

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkin

Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

roses are red violets are blue
i had a dream that never came true
i miss that dream i really do
but not half as mush as i miss you

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!

A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!

I lie on the ground,
and stare in2 space,
the stars start to move,
into the shape of your face.

MUsafton men katti hy umr-e-shbaab apni..
wo paas rehta.wo paas rakhta to bura kia tha...

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

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