Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn,glory of spring,
May beauty of every season,
give your heart a beautiful reason to smile.
May God succeed you in every exams of your life.
Good luck & God bless you.

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.

Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

Friendship is a sheltering tree.

Staying far never breaks relation,

Staying near never builds relation,

Its a link between hearts,

Which never allows us to forget each other.!!

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

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The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

I believe in the one whose spirit glorified a little town
and whose spirit still brings music to persons all over the world
in towns both large and small.

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Love and Death
are two uninvited guests
When will they come..?
no body knows
but
both have similar effects
One takes the Heats
and
Other takes its beat.

I FOUND U

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

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