PATIENT: Doc, doc, you have got to help me. I just can´t stop my hands shaking. DOC: Do you drink a lot? PATIENT: Not realy - I spill most of it!

Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.

Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.

When problems are so big and
your strength is no longer enough
to carry them, don’t give up
Coz where your strength ends,
the grace of ALLAH begins.

Live with no excuses
and
Love with no regrets.
When life give you 100 reasons to cry.
Show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.
Keep smiling.

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister.

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....

We All Have Our
Time Machines ...

Some Take Us Back, They Are Called Memories...

Some Take Us Forward, They Are Called Dreams...

Hi Moon! Dim your light..
Hello Wind! Breeze soft..
Hi Flower! Blossom slowly..
Hello Earth! Spin gently.
Because my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night sweet dreams.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..

Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.

What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

SOMEONE ELSE

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
Answer=Chathuringmes

Congratulations!
Good news for Harvard University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.StopDreaming&StartStudying.com

Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

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