Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender...!
:-) gd mrng.
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP yourself
My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.
DIL mjhe uss ghali me le jaa kar
or bhi khaak me mila laya...
*NEWSFLASH* Snow white had been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported 2 hav pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE BASTARD LIE'
May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi
Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...Good Morning
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!
Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you beleive in,
the dream you love the best
Boy 2 Girl: On which date we should marry?
Girl: 22 December!
Boy: Any special about it?
Girl: It is the longest night of the year.
Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin
Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM