Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Sardar comes back to his car
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont
always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u
always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom
Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don’t Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don’t Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)
The child was born,
parents were blessed
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
"DREAMS visit us when we are asleep" but GOD is truly wise.... He wakes us up each day and gives us every chance to make our DREAMS come true Also checkout our SMS Jokes, SMS Messages, Free SMS & SMS Forum section. Back to funSMS Home.
On this chill chill night,
in your dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams