Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi,
the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for
all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life.
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!
a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
At 5 years ''Mommy I love you."
At 10 years ''Mom Whatever."
At 15 years "My Mom is so annoying."
At 20 years "Mom, I don't care what you say"
At 25 years ''Mom, you were right''.
At 30 years "I want to go to Mom's house."
At 50 years ''I don't want to lose my Mom."
At 60 years "I would give up everything to have my Mom here with me."
You only have one Mom.
Have sweet Dreams.
I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.
May this auspicious occasion
bring you all the prosperity
and good luck in your way of life .
Happy Rakshabandhan to you…
TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Having a crush is sweet
Falling in Love is exciting
Having a heart break shocks
But having a friend like you
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!
Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Never stop striving
Keep your curiosity sharp
You’ll never become too old to
~ Good Morning ~
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God's Blessings.
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.