Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strength full hands,
focused mind and determined decision with God”s Love.
Always Makes you winner

Tiredness draws across the mind making the body fade
flexibility and soon windows of soul begin to close and
enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

It was Santa’s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa: Y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

Mobiles are irritating,
Daily charging,
Monthly recharging,
Annoying beeps,
Always disturbing,
But still I love my mobile
because it connects “U & ME”

God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon…..;->

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

Hold Ten roses in your hand and stand before a mirror.
You will see Eleven roses..

NOT TO FADE

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

Wishing that Lord Ganesha…
fills your home with…
Prosperity & fortune…
Best wishes
on Ganesh Chatrurthi

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…

Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

“When all the doors seem to be closed
in front of you, look QURAAN…!
There will surely be a window opened
enlightening you with new hopes & GUIDANCE.

Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

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