1 evening I will come to you room,
lock the door,
turn off the lights,
join you in bed.
I’ll come closer to you,
my lips near your face….
I’ll shout: have a great night
Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
DOC: Did you ake the patient's temperature? NURSE: No. Is it missing?
Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!
My friendship is like an onion which has many
layers in it. It will add taste to your life ,
but if u try to cut it, u will have tears in
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block
When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
3—my sincere prayers…..
God bless u.
No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
A LOVING HEART
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.
A mother’s work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”
When nights are long and friends are few.
I sit by my window and think of you.
A silent whisper and a silent tear.
With all my heart I wish you were here.
Once Upon A Time,
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Ever B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like "YOU" (:
PATIENT: Tell me straight doc, how long have I got? DOC: Its difficult to say, but if I were you, I wouldn't start reading any serials!
Sacrifice is greater than Love.
Character is greater than Beauty.
Humanity is greater than Wealth.
But Nothing is greater than Good Relations.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.
Wishing u a Happy Birthday