You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.
Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
“LOVE” is a Small Coin
“LIFE” is a BIG Coin
“Wife” is a Lucky Coin
“Lover” is a Sweet Coin
“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin
Keep it safe it..!
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
May this Ramadan be month of blessings,
A month full of forgivenesses
guidences for you and your family!
Ramadan Kareem Mubarak
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
I wanna keep3 things: . .
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME
PATIENT: I can't control my aggression. DOC: How long have you had thus problem?PATIENT: Who wants to know?
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.
NURSE: Who is your family doctor? PATIENT: Hard to say. NURSE: Surely you must know his name. PATIENT: It's not as easy as that. Mom goes to an eye doc, dad to a stomach doc, my brother is being treated by a psychiatrist and I'm under an orthopaedician!
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!