Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?
Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
Nigahon Pe Nigahon Ke Pehre Hote Hain;
Nigahon Ke Ghav Bhi Gehre Hote Hain;
Na Jaane Kyun Koste Hain Log Badsurton Ko;
Barbaad Karne Wale To Khoobsurat Chehre Hi Hote Hain!....
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.
When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow,
We hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago,
And etched on vacant places
Are half-forgotten faces
Of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know.
Ek Dil Mere Dil Ko Zakhm De Gaya
Zindagi Bhar Jeene Ki Kasam De Gaya
Lakho Mein Se Ek Phool Chuna Tha Hum Ne
Jo Kanto Se Bhi Gehri Chubhan De Gaya
Fark Bus Itna Sa Hai Pyar aur Khuda Me..
Ek ki Yaad Taqlif Deti Hai.. Aur
Dusre ki yaad Taqlif Me Aati He..!
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MAN: My wife is in a real sorry state. She usually stays awake till 2 or 3 in the morning. What can I do for her? DOCTOR: Come home earlier!
Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
Wen a drop of water falls into a river, it has no identity!
But wen it falls on d leaf of a Lotus, it shines like a pearl!!
So choose d best place whr u can shine!!
Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!
Valentine Valentine Karte Rahe;
Valentine Ke Din Ko Tarstae Rahe;
Iss Mohabbat Ka Din Aakar Chala Geya;
Hum Har Saal Ki Tarah Haath Malte Rahe!
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman