Red Riding Hood
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven”
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out
Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?
A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
Adorn our lives else trite
With sparklers that motley skies
As soaring spirits of powder wander
Let us thank the heavenly might,
In this festive season of lights.
Happiness as light as air.LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.Friends as solid as diamonds and success as bright as gold.These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday.goodluck
Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.
We'll have to gather all our faith
and be of one accord
knowing u are safe with Him,
spending Christmas with our Lord...
It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure. HappyEngagement
Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.
You r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
~~ Happy birthday ~~
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ?