TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Lovely days in my life :
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
A kid gets zero in a paper
Father angrily asks,
Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much.
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Have A GooD DaY
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
It was always said of him, that he knew how 2 keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us,
and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed,
"God Bless Us, Every One".
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
Do not worry about failure…
Worry about all the chances
you miss when you don’t try.
May the beauty
Of divali season
Fill your home with Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
Silent in mouth may avoid many problems..
smile in mouth may solve all the problems..
So always have a sweet, silent smile…
Wish you a good morning and nice day.
If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.
But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.
DOC to PATIENT: Say aah, now put out your tongue. As patient sat with mouth agape, doc wrote 2 prescriptions. DOC: Ah yes, that's fine, you may shut your mouth and he gave him the prescriptions and showed him out. NURSE: You dhdn't even look at his mouth, let alone examine his tongue or tonsils. DOC: Its nice to have a little peace and quiet when I'm writing out prescriptions!
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !