With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
My wishes are silent but true,
Everywhere they will follow you...
Luck is yours,Wishes are mine...
I wish your present & future always shine...
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
when you wait for someone for few mins,
its your NEED.
when you wait for someone for few hours,
its your TRUST.
when you wait for someone for few weeks,
its your friendship
But to wait when you know,
the person will not come,
its your LOVE.
If GOD’S love can be measured
by the type of friends
he decided to give each person on earth,
I must be his favorite,
because he decided to give me someone like you.
At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,
2.3 Millions are falling in Love,
4.1 Million are eating
only one cute person in the whole world
is reading my SMS
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!
Happy Father's Day means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying 'Thank You'
It means saying 'I Love You'
You are the best dad, and my best friend
Today is your day.
Let's celebrate it together.
Christmas vacation is great
My time is mine 2 spend
I can be with friends or watch TV
I wish it would never end.
I hope this Christmas enriches ur life
May each day b happy & bright,
Overflowing with pleasure & love
May ur Christmas be filled with delight
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.
No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
Just a CARING heart with lovely saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
This is a smart test, try 2 solve it
Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi
Marriage is very important part of life.
You know why?
“Life is not only about happiness”
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
We request the pleasure of your company as we tie the knot.
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.