There are no secrets to success.
Not even a shortcut to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, learning from failure

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian

Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.

Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt

Remember that each time u fall ..
I'll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.

Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine.
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
“Blood Bank Robbed”

This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

When i’m lifted up,
I shall draw all men to myself.
His assurance has risen us in EASTER to salvation,love,peace,joy,hope &
breakthru in our life in JESUS REXURECTION.

Luck is not in your hands,
But work is in your hands.
Your work can make your luck,
But your luck can’t make your work.
Always trust yourself and do your best.

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt

I like to look in puddles
when I smile, they smile.
when I laugh, they laugh.
and when I cry,
they don’t mind getting wet.

When things go wrong
When sadness fills ur heart
When tears flow in ur eyes
Always remember 3 things
God, ur parents & my best wishes
Best of Luck

In an exam,
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.
A cute child wrote:
"combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.":-)

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