Hi Moon! Dim your light..
Hello Wind! Breeze soft..
Hi Flower! Blossom slowly..
Hello Earth! Spin gently.
Because my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night sweet dreams.
PATIENT: Doc, doc, you have got to help me. I just can´t stop my hands shaking. DOC: Do you drink a lot? PATIENT: Not realy - I spill most of it!
TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without
Toota jo dil toh dukh hota hai, kar ke usko pyar dil ab bhi rota hai dard ka ehshas hota hai usi ko jo muhobbat paane ke baad khota hai
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
external or internal exam moves it!
your love is like a river peaceful and deep, your soul is like a secret that I never could keep, When I look into your eyes I know its true, you were made for me and I for you
Smooth roads never make Good drivers!
Clear sky never makes Good pilots!
Problem-free life never makes a Good person!!
Life is a Challenge! Live it!!
Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn”t know English,
he said “Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight”
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
Wife: You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you that
“I am not interested in Married womans”
Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.
Ups & Downs,
& problems are part of life.
Never lose hope in any condition
becoz the darkness of night
always finishes with light of day.
A man can live about 40 days without food
About 3 days without water
About 8 minutes without air
But not for 1 second without hope!
Meri Tanhayi Ko Mera Shaunq Na Samjhna;
Bohat Pyaar Se Diya Hai Yeh Tohfa Kisi Ne!
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
Wo aaj bhi hamse nafrat karte hain..
Hum aaj bhi sirf unpar Hi marte hain....
Nafrat hai to kya hua yaar...
Kuch to hai jo sirf wo hamse karte hain.....
Some people say happiness is life.
Others say it’s freedom
and some say it’s money.
But happiness for me is
just having the opportunity to know you!!
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
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Hr Waqt koi ahat aye to Kya kre
Unki Yaad dil se na Jaye to Kya kre
WO khte h rat me Q pareshan Krte ho
ab unki yaad me neend na aay to kya kre?