How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
Once the moon winks at u tonight,
I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight.
Hope your day was quite all right
& now I bid u a lovely goodnight
When emotions play their role heart cries,
when heart cries it doesn’t make any sound
and a person who listens to
the unmade sound is called ‘FRIEND’
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho....
Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Never stop striving
Keep your curiosity sharp
You’ll never become too old to
~ Good Morning ~
Stars are too far,
Sun is too hot.
Moon is unapproachable,
so God especially made friends like you,
so that I can say
“I have my own little universe”
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'
Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!
A lovely 'birthday princess' with such enchanting ways deserves the royal treatment on her special day of days!
May Your Every Birthday Wish Come True!
If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
SPEAK NOT MY TEARS
NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS
THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART
ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE
PLACE ALL ITS PIECES TO THE FIRE NEAR
FORGET THOSE DAYS WHEN SOMEONE CALLED IT DEAR!
ALONE I HAVE TO WALK THERE
DO NOT DREAM OF THE SKY THAT WAS CLEAR
ITS MY STORY THAT DOES NOT FINISH
UNTIL MY SOUL DISSOLVES IN THE AIR....
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Seconds for Introduction,
Minutes for discussion,
Hours for attraction,
Days for construction &
years for relation of Friendship
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Wife – As Cold As Ever’.”
“Yeah” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’”
Most superior Example for "LOVE"
In Anyone's Life-
When apples are for 'n Members are five in a Family,
Then Mother says,"I don't like Apple" :-)
One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little “HEART” said to brain “U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”. Happy Friendship Day !
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.