On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
Worries are like Moon. one day will increase, one day will decrease, other day may not be seen. So Don't Worry for Anything. Always Be cool. Good evening ...:-)
Wohi Kaarwaan, Wohi Raaste, Wohi Zindaagi;
Magar Apne Makaam Par, Kabhi Tum Nahin Aur Kabhi Hum Nahin!
When a woman gets pregnant she feel great
That's moment is something special in her life
She gets more n more love from her inlaws n hubby
It's a very special moment of her life
When she give birth to child
She cares her baby
When baby cry
when baby is hungry
When baby crawl
When baby grow up
When baby gets mature
In every part
When baby need someone then
There is mom who care her baby 'n love
But when baby gets young 'n mature den they forget their mom
'n they want privacy
'n for it they hurt their mom much
They forget that in any difficulty their mother is always with them, forever 'n ever
'n how a mom manage her family
When in night baby didn't sleep den whole night
she is awake to take care her baby
there is only mom who care always take care of her babies
without thinking about herself day n night
She don't care 'coz she loves only her child
But for some privacy child forget her 'n hurt mom.. !
Happy Mother's day :)
U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.
Kya aap jante hai ki duniya ka sabse mehnga liquid kaunsa hai.?
kyun ki usme sirf 1% pani aur 99% feelings hoti
Lady to DOC: My son is wetting his bed. DOC: Don't worry, its a minor problem. LADY: I know but his wife doesn't think so!
uR minE LOVE & uR minE VALENTINE... i dO LOVE U & itS truE...i nevR knW mY lifE wthouT U.. i wanA livE BUT itS onlY wtH U honeY... plyX bE mine.
Tera dukh hum seh nahi sakte,
bhari mehfil me kuch keh nahi sakte,
hamare girte aansu pakad ke dekh,
wo bhi kehte hai yaar hum SMS kare bin reh nahi sakte.
Chal diye woh hamko bhulakar.
Bhari mehfil me hamko rulakar.
Ab to aur nikhar gaye hai woh.
Kajal jo lagaya hai mere dil ko jalakar.."
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost
every dream of mankind
PERFECTLY TRUE Half of sorrows v earn by expecting good things from wrong people.
& Other half of sorows we earn by finding wrong things in good people.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha
Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...
Dakh yar bacchi charci nkli...
Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P