Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
No money,No fun.
His father replied:
So sad,Very bad
I just love when morning gets here,
Because i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my best friend.
what a lovely way to start my day.
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the you
thful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!
Lovely days in my life :
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"
The poorest man on earth
is not the one without money,
but is the one without a dream.
Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Words, they become Actions!
Watch your Actions, they become Habits!
Watch your Habits, they become Character!
Watch your CHARACTER!, It becomes your DESTINY!!
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always
My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
Love hurts when you breakup with someone.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most,
when the person you love
has no idea how you feel.