Verily, Allah does not look towards
your bodies nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts.

Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.

Millions Of Greetings!
Thousands Of Colours!
Hundreds of Wishes!
Kg's Of Cakes!
Lot's of Smiles!
That's What I Ask God 2 Give U Throughout ur Life!
HaPpY BirthDay.....

Relationship requires little efforts.
Even when friends are busy with their own lives,
a simple sms reminds each other that….
“You are not forgotten”

My eyes have grown
dim with grief; my whole frame is but a shadow.
Upright men are appalled
at this; the innocent
are aroused against
the ungodly.
Nevertheless, the
righteous will hold to
their ways,
and those with clean
hands will grow stronger.- Job. 17:7,9.

I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.

Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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.
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Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !

If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers,
If a hug was a second I’d send you hours,
If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea,
If love was a person I’d send you me.

When we pray, Allah hears more than we say,
HE answers more than we ask,
HE gives more than we imagine but,
In HIS own time, In HIS own way!
S0 wish you best of luck may ALLAH bless you always!.

A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ?

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the you
thful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

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