Gumnam Rehne ki Khwaish To Nahi
Par Anjan Rah Jana Koi Gunah To Nahi
Lutkar Bhi Muskura Raha Hoon
Lut Jane Ki Chah To Nahi

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

I am made of 5 letters,
If you remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If you remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
Answer : CHAIR

Kisine Pucha Cigrate Kya He? Ise Q Pite Ho? Kya Ye Pyas Bujati He? Palat Kar 1 Smokr Ne Kaha Dil Me 1 Tasvir He, Ye Dhire Dhire Use Jalati He.

Pink G0ing T0 Pr0p0se
0range Already In L0ve
Blue Applicati0n Welc0med
Black N0t Interested In L0ve
Yell0w Failure
Green Accepted
Red Already B00ked
White D0uble Side
N0te: All C0llege Students
Must F0ll0w This Dress C0des.

forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

Teri wafa pe shak nehi, Teri wafaon ko manti hoon main. Magar tu kisi aur ki aarzoo hai, Yeh haquikat bhi jaanti hoon main.

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

D0nt L0ve S0me 0ne
Wh0 Is Beautiful
But L0ve 0ne
Wh0 Makes Ur Life Beautiful.

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

Advantages of breast milk
A. No need to boli
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE

Aata Hi Nahi Us Nadan K Bagair Jeena
Mujhko...Kash Us Shaks Ne Marna Bhi Sikha Diya Hota......

May tHe sUn sHiNe, aLL dAy lOnG
EvErYtHiNg gO rIgHt, & nOtHiNg WrOnG
May ThOsE U lOvE BrInG lOvE BaCk tO U
May aLL tHe wIsHes U wIsH CoMe TrUe

I”m sure you”ve met my new girlfriend,
she”s been your best friend for 8 years

Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Wen Kids Learn 2walk,
They Keep Falling
But 2them Its Not Failing, It’s Learning.
So There’s Nothing Called Failure.
Everything Is A Learnig

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To b in your arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & you'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U!!

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

The Love
Owner of my
heArt & my
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
Urs Obediently,

khuda na kare aisi koi sham aaye,
mere labo pe aapka naam na aaye,
khushiyon se bhara ho aapka har pal,
meri ye dua zindgi bhar aapke kaam aaye..