What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful.

If the universe did start wia a bang
wen God loved & da angels sang
1 of da sparks dat flew
chased time 2 become u

“ PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER-
1. Money cant buy happiness but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle!
2. Forgive ur enemy but remember that bastard's face!
3. Help a man wen he is in trouble & he'll remember u wen he is in trouble again!
4. Many ppl r alive only coz its illegal to shoot them..
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk!
6. Thr's always a li'l truth behind 'just joking'.. ;-)

My wishes are silent but true,
Everywhere they will follow you...
Luck is yours,Wishes are mine...
I wish your present & future always shine...
Good Evening

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…

Relationships Are Like Glass ...

Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken

Than

Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself;
but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.

Smile For The Ones You Love
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless

Do something that makes a difference - because, by God, there's a lot to make you angry.

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

LOVE IS SO CONFUSING

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Today’s the “Festival of Lights” all o’er
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls
And people throng the Temples to offer,
Prayers, resolving to take better roles.
And most of them are richly clad and clean,
And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;
Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen,
It seems to be a happy day

On your Engagement
My warm wishes for a lifetime
of joy and togetherness.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai.
Is Jahan Mein Kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai.
Guzar Rahi Hai Zindagi Imtehan Ke Daur Se.
Ek Khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai

L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======
L= loss of money.
o= out of mind.
v= vaste of time.
e= end of life.
So don’t LOVE.
Only pass your time.

Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly

Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

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