I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
Dard K Rah Pe FARYAD Likha Karte He,
Har Rat TANHAI Ko Abad Kiya Krte He,
Mere KHUDA Use Khus Rakna
Jise Hum AAPSE Zayada Yaad Kiya Karte hai...........
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
Agar mobile kee battery low hu aur aap nay zarori call karni hu to pahle mubile charge kar lu Yaar aab zubaida apa engineer thori ha jo is chez ka b totka batayen
M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-othing to worry.
Wish you have nice day
of course good morning
Sex is good,
sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid,
everyone likes getting laid!
PATIENT: You've got to help me doctor. I have this fondness for doing bird imitations. DOCTOR: That doesn't seem bad to me. PATIENT: Oh sure! That's because you don't have to swallow the worms!
/)/) would like
=(';')= you me
Saari duniya ko mohabbat ki khabar hone de,
Apne aagosh mein sar rakh kar mujhe sone de,
Kaun pochhega tere baad yeh bheegi palkein,
Aaj ki raat to Jee bhar ke mujhe rone de
I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I
shall talk to you in person there, because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Sakoon ka aik lamha bhi muyassar nhi mjh ko aye zailm......
Muhabbat ko sulata hun tu nafrat jaag uthti hai.............
Its not that I love you because you are beautiful, but you are beautiful becuase I love you.
Once Upon A Time,
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Ever B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like "YOU" (:
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.
Khush nahi fir b sabko khush rkhte hai hm,
laparwah h fir b sbki parwah krte hai hm,
maloom h koi mol nhi hmara fir b
kuch anmol logo se rishta rkhte hai hm.
Kya batau kisiko kya dard hai seene mein
Maut aajaye gam nahin ab kya rakha hai jeene mein
Gam sharaab se agar pal do pal ke liye rukhsat ho jaaye
Toh ae dost kya harz hai phir peene mein
Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.