pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments i ll treasure,
These u gave me sincerely thats why my dad ,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Father’s Day
TEACHER – Where is
The English Channel.? PAPPU – I don’t know.
Our TV Channel picks up
Only Local channels.
Growing seed makes no sound.
But falling tree makes huge noise.
Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet.
This is the power fo silence..!
Some people hurt by words & some by action
But the biggest hurt I believe is
that someone ignoring u when u
value them bigger than anything else!
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Generally we believe our memory is weak. But only when we want to forget someone whom we loved a lot, we begin to realise how powerful our memory is...
Har ek manzar pr udasi chhayi hai,
Chand ki roshni me v kami aayi hai,
Akale achhe the hm apne aashiane me,
Jane Q toot kr aaj fir apki yaad aayi hai.
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
In this lovely night,
I pray to the blue moon
to protect you through the nite,
the wind to blow away your stress
the twinkle stars to guide you the way,
Sweet dreams GoodNight
A good heart and a good nature are two different issues
A good heart can win many relationships, but a good nature
can win many good hearts.
Aata Hi Nahi Us Nadan K Bagair Jeena
Mujhko...Kash Us Shaks Ne Marna Bhi Sikha Diya Hota......
Kaise Byaan Karu ALfaz Nahi Hai,
Dard Ka Mere Tujhe Ehsaas Nahi Hai,
Puchhte Ho Mujhse Kya Dard Hai.?
Mujhe Dard Ye Hai Ke Tu Mere Pass Nahi Hai.
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Pink Vagina Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
A very SAD SMS But True:
wo tasveer laakho rupye me bik gayi yaaro....
Roti ko tarasta bachha udaas baitha tha....!!
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings!
If each leaf of a tree is your smile
then I promise you my dear,
I will water it through out my life
to see your evergreen smile forever