Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them..
Joke at ur troubles, but gather strength from them,..
Have fun vd ur difficulties, but overcome them!
Multiply it by infinity
take it to the depth
you will still only have
a glimpse of how much
I love you
difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot
q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
Sardar comes back to his car
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
Never waste an opportunity 2 say
‘I love U’ to someone U really like
B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.
What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you
This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!
Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
Hickory, dickory, dock
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin mecock,daclock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block!
Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
Smile is complete
When it begins with your lips
reflects in your eyes and
ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you many such smiling moments
in your life.
How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...