H0W FRIENDSHIP ENDS?
Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact,
thinking it may be disturbing.
As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact.
After that each will think why should I contact 1st.
Here Your love will be converted into Hate.
You will eventually forget each other.
So keep in touch with your friends no
Just Like We always & ever be Together
Happy Valentine"s Day !
Agar App Chae Bnaty Waqt Chae
Ki Paati Kay Sath Thori Tambaco
Ki Pati Dal Dainn Tu Koi B Aendas
Ap Say Chae Ki FarmaIzh Nhi Krygah
(Zubeda Aapa K Janleva Totkay).
Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon,
to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se,
kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi,
Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay
zindagi ko samjhne ki koshish kabhi na krna,
ye woh dard hai jo sambhale nhi sambhlta...
When I was a kid.
I wanted to grow up soon.
Now that I grown up,
I realize that wounded emotions
and broken hearts.
Disappointment are like road hump,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy
the smooth road afterward.
Don’t stay on the humps too long.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?
10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
Compliment on your engagement/wedding!
Let love never leaves your house and happiness stays with you forever!
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
and responsible 4
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a
sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open your
eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.
Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket
seller asked why?
Banta: some stupid standing near the door
is tearing my ticket every time.
Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
Shakespeare said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy