Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
Udasi per hi kayem hai nizam-e-zindagani bhi
bichar jata hai sahil se galey mil mil ke paani bhi....
Please be my:
A: Asset for
L: Life and let's start an
N: New life that's
T: Terrific and
I: Incredible. Let's have a
N: Nice journey till
Happy Valentine's day!
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.By sending this message not to offend you,but with a heart of caring.One last thing your gorgeous,and i think i can love you.Please respond, and have a wonderful day.
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day,
But u can be sure, they will be there when u wake up tomorrow,
Next year and forever.
Love - a terribly misunderstood emotion, although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.
Sar jhukaoge to patthar devta ho jayega..
Itna mat chaho use wo bewafa ho jayega..
Hum bhi darya hain humein apna hunar maloom hai..
Jis taraf bhi chal padenge raasta ho jayega..
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
and responsible 4
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
Let A Smile
End Up With
A Face Full Of Rain
kisi tutay huae makan ki tarah ho gaya he yeh Dil,
koi rehta b nhi aur kambhkhat bikta bhi nhi...!!!
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Kabhi hum tooty to kabhi khawb tooty.
na jany kitny tukron main armaan tooty.
her tukra aayina hai zindagi ka.
her aayine ke saath laakhon jazbaat tooty