I heard someone whisper ur name,
But when i turned around to c who it was,
I noticed that I was alone.
Then, I realized it that we are no longer together.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!

"DREAMS visit us when we are asleep" but GOD is truly wise.... He wakes us up each day and gives us every chance to make our DREAMS come true Also checkout our SMS Jokes, SMS Messages, Free SMS & SMS Forum section. Back to funSMS Home.

Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…

Between 100000 yesterdays & 100000 tomorrows,
There is only one today and I would not let this pass
without saying thanks for
being such a lovely friend… Good Morning…………..

Don't feel bad dat people remember u only when they need u. Feel privileged that u r like a candle tht comes 2 mind when there's darknes in their life.

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.

All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd..
But..
Do wat they felt was right??
Think!!
Gud morning!!

One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.
Happy Father’s Day

Agar App Chae Bnaty Waqt Chae
Ki Paati Kay Sath Thori Tambaco
Ki Pati Dal Dainn Tu Koi B Aendas
Ap Say Chae Ki FarmaIzh Nhi Krygah
(Zubeda Aapa K Janleva Totkay).

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love, loving someone else.

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck

Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING

Bhigy mosam ka bhiga sa din bhigi si yad bhuli hui baat bhula hua waqt,
wo bhigi c ankhen wo beeta hua sath mubark ho aap ko VALENTINE'S week ki pheli barsaat

PSYCHIATRIST: Now tell me, do you normally stir coffee with ur right hand? PATIENT: Oh yes. DOC: That's odd. Most people use a spoon!

Na Tang Karo,Hum Sataye Huwe He,
MohabbatKa Gum Dil Pe Uthaye Huwe He,
Khilona SamazKar Humse Na Khelo,
Hum B Usi Khuda Ke Banaye Huwe He

By the time you realise
the value of people around you.
It might be the time
for them to leave you.
So, Never miss a chance
to say, I care for you

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

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