cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
When you’re down, I’ll be there to cheer you up. When you’re tired, I’ll be there to lift you up. I’ll be your friend no matter what! Happy Friendship Day !
Kaise Byaan Karu ALfaz Nahi Hai,
Dard Ka Mere Tujhe Ehsaas Nahi Hai,
Puchhte Ho Mujhse Kya Dard Hai.?
Mujhe Dard Ye Hai Ke Tu Mere Pass Nahi Hai.
Don't feel bad dat people remember u only when they need u. Feel privileged that u r like a candle tht comes 2 mind when there's darknes in their life.
If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just
woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much.
Don’t ever give up when you are down..
it doesn’t matter if you fall many times..
just remember that each time you fall ..
It never let you reach the ground..trust me..
It always be around.Good Night.
Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
A smile is a way of
writing your thoughts on your face,
telling others that they are accepted,
liked and appreciated.
so, here’s a big smile for you telling
you that you are appreciated
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
Fareb tha hassi me aashiqui samajh baithe,
Maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe,
Waqt ka majak tha ya badnaseebi hamari,
Unki do baaton ko chahat samajh baithe
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,
It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,
It is my Heart which does both
when your thought comes to my mind.
why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
Koi Wada Na karo Koi Iraada Na karo
Khwahiso Me khud Ko Aadha na karo
Ye degi Utha Jitna Likh diya Khuda ne
Is Taqdeer Se Umeed zyda na karo
TEACHER – Why were you gossiping around during
PAPPU – It’s impossible,
how do you expect me
to sleep and talk at
the same time.?