Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark Friendship is a promise made in the heart – silently, unwritten, unbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time. Take care always beloved friend. Happy Friendship Day !

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

You’ve graduated…

Its’ time for you to:

- Live it up
- To smile
- Take a bow

And time for me to say…
Congrats!
Way to go and WOW!

Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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“Watch Man”

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"

*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Strong and true relationship is not about Whom you have known the longest..! who came 1st or who cares the best..! It’s all about who came and never left…! Happy Friendship Day !

I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a

little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!

You were crying when u were born while everybody was laughing there.
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die And everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday!

Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

You were crying when u were born

While everybody was laughing there

As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,

Live your life humbly so that

You would b the one laughing when u die

And everybody else would be crying.

Happy Birthday

A shining angel stands beside your silky bed
calling your nice name so softly
throwing flowers on you and
saying good morning
have a nice day

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