God expects from men something more than at such times, and that it were much to be wished for the credit of their religion as well as the satisfaction of their conscience that their Easter devotions would in some measure come up to their Easter dress.
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
If you sat beneath the Christmas tree
You'd sure add 2 the decor
But even if u were gift wrapped, dear
I couldn't love u more.
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me
Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha
Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...
Dakh yar bacchi charci nkli...
The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice...
Happy Mothers Day!!
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
A rain drop look too small
somewhere a thirsty flower wait for its fall.
A small sms may seen small to you
its mean someone somewhere remembers you.
The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I Like 3 friends,
1st is sun,
2nd is moon,
3rd is you,
sun for the day time,
moon for the night time,
you for the life time…. really hot
Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
they even can’t live without each other!
Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s