when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.
Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to
increase the population for a younger generation do you get the
nformation...or do you need a demonstration
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!
A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.
Some people give the gift
of peace and tranquility
to every life they touch.
They are always who they really are.
They are blessedly reliable,
loved and treasured
by all who know them.
You are one of those people.
You are a gift
of peace and tranquil
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
Look not mournfully into the past,
it can not come back again.
Wisely improve the present, it is thine.
Go forth to meet the shadowy future
without fear and with a manly heart.
I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts And fulfill your every desire.Merry Christmas
The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...Good Morning
Happiest people don’t have
“Every thing best” in life.
They just make the “Best of Every thing”
that life brings their way!!