i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

IT'S OVER

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv

Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions.. it just need two wonderful people. One cool like me.. one sweet like u.

The trail winds onward through the hills from here to prairie's end;
Will our journey ever last? As long as you're my love my friend.

Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

Success lies not in the result but in the efforts.
Being the best is NOT at all important,
Doing the best is all the matters.
GOOD MORNING,
ENJOY LOVELY RAINY DAY

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite

May this Ramadan be month of blessings,
A month full of forgivenesses
&
guidences for you and your family!
Amen

Ramadan Kareem Mubarak

Remember,
the greatest gift is not found
in a store nor under a tree,
but in the hearts of true friends.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY my dearest friend

Tiredness draws across the mind making the body fade
flexibility and soon windows of soul begin to close and
enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.

This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!

Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.

Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

Special people like you
will have special message like this.
“FOOLS ARE NOT MADE THEY ARE READYMADE”

Time might lead me to nowhere
& faith might break into pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL
that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

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