PakIxtani To American: Tm Choron Kay Sath Kya Salook Kartay Hou?
American: Hm Unke Sath Bohat Acha Salook Karte Hain
Un K Khany Peeney Ki Har Cheez Kah Khayal Rakhtay Hein
PakIztani: Bas! Ye To Kuxh Bhi Nahe
Tm Abhi Hm Say Bohat Peechay Hou
Hm Toh Choron Ko Prexident Banaa Detay Hain.
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
Oops!?. Ouch I fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just to
Say sweet dreams to you
Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me
Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
Success of life will create crowd for you,
Tough time in life will create a true person in you.
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
Wishing you happiness as big as Ganeshhi’s appetite
life is long as his trunk
trouble as small as his mouse
and moments as sweet as his laddus
Sending you warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi
Unlock the door of ur heart
Enter the gentleness within.
Open the window of ur soul
Breathe in the season of miracles
No matter how far u've traveled
It's time to come home now
Where Christmas abounds in love.
You r the 1 person on this whole earth which understood me always, Thanx for being always when i needed you and basically when i was taking all my important
"YOU ARE THE PERFECT BLEND OF A MOTHER AND A FRIEND".
I had a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you.
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.
Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
Best cosmetic for the lips is truth,
For the voice is prayer,
For the eyes is pity,
For the hands is charity,
for the heart is care
Always keep these in your beauty box(heart)
H0W FRIENDSHIP ENDS?
Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact,
thinking it may be disturbing.
As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact.
After that each will think why should I contact 1st.
Here Your love will be converted into Hate.
You will eventually forget each other.
So keep in touch with your friends no
Close your eyes I have a gift for you
Oh you didn’t close your eyes!!!!!
Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don’t Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don’t Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block