Bye is a little word that causes so much pain.
The person you hold now might never meet you again.
So never say “Bye”
always say “Meet you Again”
Or “see you soon”
Send it to those whom you never want to say ‘BYE’ in your life.
Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
Meri Zindagi Ka Koi Sahara Nahi Hai
Is Jahaan Mein Koi Humara Nahi Hai
Thamaa Jo Un Ka Daaman To Wo Hass Kar Bole
Dost Ye Daaman Tumhara Nahi Hai…
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
I once had a One2One with a virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me till my face went Orange, till busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D
Faqat Reh Jatey Hain Mohabbat K Bharm,
Bhala Umar Bhar K Liye Bhi Koi Bana Hai Kisi ka..??
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
for me it’s U.
Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.
FALL IN LOVE
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.