I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye. Happy Friendship Day !
For the world, its just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
Happy Birthday my love.
Animal says that don’t beat me
flower say that don’t touch me
tree say that don’t cut me
but i say din’t forget me
i love you
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
Kaise Byaan Karu ALfaz Nahi Hai,
Dard Ka Mere Tujhe Ehsaas Nahi Hai,
Puchhte Ho Mujhse Kya Dard Hai.?
Mujhe Dard Ye Hai Ke Tu Mere Pass Nahi Hai.
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
And I’m proud to be a Pakistani,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
Aankhon ka hai dhoka aisa tera pyaar..... tera emotional atyachaar.....
Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark Friendship is a promise made in the heart – silently, unwritten, unbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time. Take care always beloved friend. Happy Friendship Day !
A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When You r Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everything Gonna Be Ok
Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life. Happy Holi
Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI….
Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed
aaina kuch nhi bas nazar ka dhokha hai,
nzr wahi ata hai jo dil me hota hai ,
AAINA aur dil ka ek hi fasana hai,
anjam dono ka toot kar bhikhar jana hai.....