Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

True Love burns the brightest, but the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

Tere Galliyan Galliyan Tere Galliyan

Muj Ko Bhawy Galliyan Tere Galliyan

Tere Galliyan Galliyan Tere Galliyan

yu he tarpawy Galliyan TereGalliyan

Har shabd me arth hota hai,
har arth me tark hota hai,
sab kahte h hum haste bahut hai,
par unhe kya pata
hasne wale ke dil me dard bahut hota hai..

You have only two options in life.
1. ACCEPT
or
2. CHANGE
So try to accept what you can’t change,
And try to change what you can’t accept.

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Hold Ten roses in your hand and stand before a mirror.
You will see Eleven roses..

As u both look forward 2 the day that u are wed,
May ur love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
Happy Engagement

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

This is acock sucker detector

Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....

The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...

COCK SUCKER !!

Doctor examining a boy in his surgery suddenly nipped out and asked his receptionist for a screwdriver. A moment later, he was out again asking for a hammer and a chisel. When he came out a third time, the boy's mother asked anxiously: For goodness' sake,doc! What's the matter with him? DOCTOR: I don't know. I haven't had a chance to examine him yet. I 'm still trying to get my bag open!

As you go to bed tonight, I ordered bats to guard you tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, & to make sure you are alright,
i”ll ask the Dracula to kiss your neck Good Night..

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .

Remember that each time u fall ..
I'll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight

Zubeda Aapa Arz karti hyn,

Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka
Choolha jalta hy,

Wah wa wa..
Agay tou Sunyn janab,

Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka Choolha jalta hy,
Tery Ishq k Pakory hum Talty hyn Jismy SHAN Masala Dalta hy,

Kia bat hy…
loot lia yaar

Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!

sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

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