Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
save the world.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Payar ka tofa diya tha jise wo hi dil ko jala gye.
Ankho me thi aanso kambakhat use v paani kah gye.
Na jaane kon si ghadhi me hui thi usse mulakat..
Bewajah khud to pareshan hue hi hame v pareshan kar gye..
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha
Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...
Dakh yar bacchi charci nkli...
Na wakt hai itna ki use bhula diya jaye jae
na tarkib koi ki usse mulakat ho jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is pyar ne
na roya jaye
aur na soya jaye.
Submit yourselves for
the LORD’s sake to
every authority instituted
among men: whether
to the king, as the
supreme authority, or
to governers, who are
ent by him to punish
those who do wrong
and to commend those
who do right.
For it is God’s will that
by doing good you
should silence the
ignorant talk of foolish men.
1 Peter 2″13,15
Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Zindgi Bahut Kuch Sikhati Hai,
Thoda Rulati Thoda Hasti Hai,
Khud Se Jyada Kisi Par Bharosha Mat Karna,
Kyoki Andhere Me Parchai Bhi Sath Chhod Jati Hai,
God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way
Red Riding Hood
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
WHY IS HE NOT MINE...
wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
As echelons of zillion lights adorn,
and echoes of triumph and thunder swarm,
watching even a tiny gleam perform,
devoring ill, sparkling joy despite forlorn,
exhorts a hearty & happy year merely born
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other?s arms.
Do not make your aim like the garden because everyone walk on it But make your aim like the sky so everyone wish to touch it.