Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
enjoy the colours of life

CHALO Aoo kainaat bant lete hen
TUM mere baqi sab tumhara...

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

Yeh kaisi chahton ka silsila hai usse na shikayat hai na koi gila hai zindagi hume kis mod pe le aayi hai na use pane ki himmat hai na use khone ka hausla hai

In God”s eyes, Love is never absent.
In God”s heart, forgiveness is never impossible.
In God”s embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten.

Smile is a cooling system of heartSparkling
system of eyesLighting system of faceRelaxing
system of mindSo,activate all systemSMILE. .

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Apni taqdeer main tou kuch aisay silsallay likhay hain..
Kisi nay bhool kar Dost bana liyah
Tou koi Dost bana kar bhool gyah..

Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.

Q Kvi Na i Wo Mere Sath ChaL K
Hmesa Gayi Wo Muje Nazar Andaaz Kar K
Maut Pr Agar Meri Wo Aaye To Keh Dena,
Abhi To Soya H Tuje Yad Kr K.

Dear Cupid, Valentine's day is around. This time, please strike us together!

Hamesha Pogo Hi Dekhtey Rehtey Ho,
Kabhi Hamara Channel Bhi Dekh Liya
Zubaida Aapa “Masala Tv,
Pe Recepy
Bataty Bataty Ro Paryen.

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

When there is confusion between your heart and mind,
Don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything
But your heart knows only U.


There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

Relationship requires little efforts.
Even when friends are busy with their own lives,
a simple sms reminds each other that….
“You are not forgotten”

Jack and Jill Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free