There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Mere sabrr ki inteha kya poochhte ho,
Woh mujh se lipat kar roye bhi to kisi aur ke liye.
A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
1 missing in above
why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.
Life never seems to be the way we want it but we have to live it the best way we can!
There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS..
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
If you find your world as a sky
and your friends as stars,
and if you don’t find me among them,
don’t worry! I’ve just been fallen
to make your wish come true.
Khushi K Aasu Rukne Na Dena
Gum Ke Aasu Bahne Na
Ye Zindagi Na jane Kab Ruk Jayegi
Ye Pyari c Relationsip Kabi Tutne Na Dena.
This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
2nd-ThInk oF Me
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck
Ager tm kisi ghareeb k0h
us ka haq nahi dilwa saktay t0h
J0h j0h kuch us ke paas hai
w0h bhi chheen l0h.
Hazrat Maulana Asif Ali Zardari.
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
the greatest gift is not found
in a store nor under a tree,
but in the hearts of true friends.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY my dearest friend
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
For the hand that rocks the cradle, is the hand that rules the world. (William Ross Wallace)
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.