I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai

14 February 2014 is here, L0ve is in the air,
Valentines is near, s0 al u l0ve birds i want u 2 cheer!!
Have a very Hapy Seas0n 0f L0VE In Air!!

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

Lady to DOC: My son is wetting his bed. DOC: Don't worry, its a minor problem. LADY: I know but his wife doesn't think so!

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

Meri Zindagi Ka Koi Sahara Nahi Hai
Is Jahaan Mein Koi Humara Nahi Hai
Thamaa Jo Un Ka Daaman To Wo Hass Kar Bole
Dost Ye Daaman Tumhara Nahi Hai…

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

Every Rain Drop Would Be One Of Your Smile
I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out
So That
There’s No Space For Tears In Your Life
HaPpY rAiNy DaWn (:


I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG!

Luchey K0 Lafabgey Mein Achi Tarha Mix Karain 00r Us Mein Gazbey Zaiqa Bagarti Dalen
Dak00 K0 Barik Kat Kar Us Mein Achi Tarha Mila Lein Jub Us Mein Kameena Pan Zahir H0 T0 Hraami Masala Dalen Phir Zalaalat Ka Bhagar Dalen 00r Phir BIBI Ka Tarka Lagain
Jb Uski Rangat Kutt0n Jesi H0 T0 Smjh Jaen Key ZARDARI Tyaar Zubaida Appa Ka Zabardast T0tka.

SirF Din Nai Ab RAT Se DaR Lagta He
Ghar H Kacha BARSAT Se Dar Lagta He
kisiNe TohFe Me KHUN k Ansu Diye
Ab Muje TohFo ki sougatSe Dar Lagta He

Sometimes GOD upset your plans to set up HIS own plans.
GOD’s plans are perfect.
So, Never get upset when your plans got upset.