Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
Cock Sucker Detecotor This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them
Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!
sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in
a sleepy mood to say please sleep"gud night"
Tears are more truthful than smile
because you can smile in front of everyone
but you will only cry in front of
one who is special for you.
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
2nd-ThInk oF Me
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
That friendship will not continue
to the end which is
begun for and end.
The sweet smell of flowers
The array of colors
Diwali is here
Firecrackers are heard
Candles are lit
Presents are given
We pray to the gods
Diwali is here.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Paying respects to the gods,
And decorating for them the thali,
This is what the occasion is all about,
This is the spirit of Deepavali.
A sweet way to propose sumone.
Do you have a suniplast?
Actually i need it b’coz
I hurt my knees when i fell in love with you.