When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.
Boy: your heart.
Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
Girl: your bike..;-)
Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you
Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa
dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil
walon se dil laga baithe
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
The saddest wordz by a child,
who lost his parents in tsunami,
standing by the sea shore,
Sea i’ll never forgive you,
even if you touch my feet a thousand times.
Imagin! A race between Love and Friendship. Who will win….? None of them. You know why….? Because Friendship always compromises and Love always sacrifices. Happy Friendship Day !
Before You Speak-Listen!
Before You Write-Think!
Before You Spend-Earn!
Before You Criticize-Wait!
Before You Pray-Forgive!
Before You Quit-Try!
Before You Die-Live…
When u face problems in life, don't ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
God will not give u a burden u can’t handle.
So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it!
Days Come, Days go,
Just like any other Time.
But when its your Birthday,
This is the time for celebrate and shine.
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
If I had a flower for each time I thought of My Mother, I could walk in my garden forever.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U.
Happy Merry Christmas.
The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.