Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa.
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
Love is like chewing gum
it tastes only in the beginning
But friendship is like chocolate
it tastes till it ends.
When life changes & we go our separate ways.
You will still be in my heart till my dying days.
I tell no lie this is true,
World has never seen a friend like u.
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
The world is a very bad place to live,
not because it is full of bad people,
but because good people remain silent!!
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
I wish you that quarrel, misunderstanding and misfortune will never ever touch you.
Have a long and happy life together!
At 5 years ''Mommy I love you."
At 10 years ''Mom Whatever."
At 15 years "My Mom is so annoying."
At 20 years "Mom, I don't care what you say"
At 25 years ''Mom, you were right''.
At 30 years "I want to go to Mom's house."
At 50 years ''I don't want to lose my Mom."
At 60 years "I would give up everything to have my Mom here with me."
You only have one Mom.
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
Frm my Heart:
"I Have Learned 2Care for people 2 much,
Not bcoZ they should care 4 Me.
But bcoZ I Know the pain oF being iGNORED.
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!
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v alentine’s Day :-*
Even if God didn't write your name in my destiny; I have written your name in my heart forever! Happy Valentine's Day!