For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
The beautiful dreams has come true.
The little cute birds are singing for you.
The rays of sun are touching your beautiful eyes
disturbing you for wishing good morning.
PSYCHIATRIST to Patient: You have nothing to worry about. Anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a failure!
65:-l DOC: What is the matter with you? PATIENT: Typhoid fever. DOC: That illness either kills you or leaves you an idiot. I know because I've had it!
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot
I feel so complete when I'm in da rain
I feel no sorrow I feel no pain
I may give me a cold but I don�t care
There�s a calming sensation from grass to air
da feeling of love I don�t have, I will gain
Because my heart falls open as I stand in da rain.
You’ve seen me laugh You’ve seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother’s Day
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?
Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
Little girl & her father crossing a bridge.
Father Said: Please hold my hand
Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand.
Father: Whats the difference?
Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me.
Chances are that I may let your hand go,
but if you hold my hand,
I know for sure,
you will never let my hand go..!
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
Santa: The taste.