The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

There was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together

Joy, Joy, Joy,
We can play with our cousins
We can eat so many sweets
We can fire crackers
We can worship Goddess Lakshmi because
It is Diwali
Happy Diwali

I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.

Some say they love rain,
but when it rains,
they use an umbrella.
Some say they love the sun
but when the sun shines,
they search for shade.
Some say they love the wind
but when it’s windy,
they close their windows.
That’s why,
I am scared,
when someone says :
“I love U”

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale

Millions Of Greetings!
Thousands Of Colours!
Hundreds of Wishes!
Kg's Of Cakes!
Lot's of Smiles!
That's What I Ask God 2 Give U Throughout ur Life!
HaPpY BirthDay.....

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

A beautiful quote.
If your eyes are sweet,
you will love the world.
But
If your tongue is sweet,
the world will love you.

If kisses were rain, I would send u showers,
If fun was time, i’d send u hours,
If u needed a friend, i’d send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.

Chor qasid mere khat k tukre
ye bta wo kesa hy ..? :(

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank

As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital has saved another from suicide attempt ay pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer´s file and called him into his office. Doc: Mr James, your records and heroic behaviour indicate that you are ready to go home. Though I am sorry the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.
James replied: Oh, he didn´t kill himself. I hung him up to dry!

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