RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well
You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.
LKG Boy on Phone : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today
PATIENT: I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains. DOCTOR: For heaven's sake, pull yourself together!
Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity
To Thank God
For All His Blessings We Recive..
Happy Rainy Season
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u
Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.
Freshness of a rose will fade away,
wells will run dry
sweetness of an ice cream
will not last more than 5min
but the memories of a friend
like you will last forever
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
During the engagement I tried to throw a strong force through the canon, but
I was Obliged to use it elsewhere before it had gotten to the supposed location of the village.