Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Naam Naa Lo Us Mohabat Ka
Mohabatt To Hum Bhi Kar Chuke H
Log Kehte Hain Mohabat Zindagi H
Par Hum To Kab K Mar Chuke H

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May
beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & God bless u.

Jab Niklta H Koi Dil me Bas Jane k Bad
Dard Kitna Hota H Bichd Jane K Bad
Jo Pas Hota H Uski Kadr Nhi Hoti
Kami Mehsus Hoti H Dur Jane K Bad

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…

PaLko Se Aankhon Ki Hifazat Hoti Hai,
DiL To Dhadkan Ki Amanat Hoti Hai,
Ye SmS Ka Rishta Bhi Bada Ajib Hai,
Karo To TakLif Or Na Karo To Shikayat Hoti Hai.

There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

As a kid, the full moon night before the Holi,
we had a big bonfire in the middle of little Indian City,
Next morning we will get up, make buckets of colored water,
No one in the neighborhood will be spared from colors,
When we ran out of the colors, mud, paint and coal tar,
would cover our faces in the cheerful spirit of Holi festival.

When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate Holi!Happy Holi!

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you

crying today.

He told me i have lost my

beautiful star.

It was a day when you were born.


little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

If time doesn’t wait for you,
don’t worry!
Just remove the battery from the clock
and enjoy life…!
Great people great thoughts

MBBS Final Exam:-
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

I would cross a thousand oceans
just to hold you tight.
I would climb a thousand mountains
just to be with you every single night.
Darling I miss you so much.

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...

book from your bag and study..

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"