Kya batau kisiko kya dard hai seene mein
Maut aajaye gam nahin ab kya rakha hai jeene mein
Gam sharaab se agar pal do pal ke liye rukhsat ho jaaye
Toh ae dost kya harz hai phir peene mein

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

1 evening I will come to you room,
lock the door,
turn off the lights,
join you in bed.
I’ll come closer to you,
my lips near your face….
I’ll shout: have a great night

Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!


No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night

You know that you are the
most precious stone in the
collection of my secret treasure..
Wishing you very Happy Rakhi
and best of luck for every thing.

Whenever your birthday rolls around,
I contemplate once more,
How happy I am that you were born;
The thought makes my heart soar.

Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya!

Thank you for waking me up.
A warm good morning, after
sweet dreams of last night.
wish you a good day with good morning:)

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.

Unke saath rehte hai par izhar kar nahi sakte,
Unse pyaar karte hai par keh nahi sakte,
Yeh kaisa pyaar hai mera,
Unhe chahkar bhi pa nahi sakte.

Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D

Zindagi roz naye rang mein dhal jaati hai,
Kabhi dushman to kabhi dost nazar aati hai,
Kabhi chha jaye, baras jaaye, ghata bemausam,
Kabhi ek boond ko bhi rooh taras jaati hai.

Happy Birthday
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho....

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......

When I look at you,
I cannot deny there is God,
Cause only God could have created some one
As Gorgeous as you....

Change is a Nature of life
but challenge is a aim of life.
so you have to challenge the changes
but not to change the challenges