If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
Let A Smile
End Up With
A Face Full Of Rain
When there is confusion between your heart and mind,
Don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything
But your heart knows only U.
You r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
~~ Happy birthday ~~
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
with the fragrance of
lest the stench of sins pollute you.
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
Fate brought the both of us together.
So naturally when you look at us,
you will think we match each other.
Coz we are make to be for each other.
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for you.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
Log samajhte hain humne unko bhula rakha hai,
wo kya jane ki dil me chupa rakha hai,
dekhe na koi usay meri aankho mein,
isliye palkon ko hum nay jhuka rakha hai.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near
A sad love story:
2 lovers who decided 2 end their relationship.
After many years wen d boy got married,
His ex girl friend approached him n said:
"How dare u use my favorite color as d theme of ur wedding ..!
How dare u use my favorite flowers as ur decoration!
How dare u set d date i proposed u as ur wedding day
How dare u use our song for the ceremony ??
The boy cried
"because this is d only way
I could pretend to my heart that i'm getting married to u.
Dil yeh nadaan na samjhe duniya ki rashmo ko,
Chali hai ishq ka izaar karne..
Lakh manaya padh phir bhi na mana kamwaqt ne
Zaher pi karr bhi rok na paya
Aankhon ki aasuyon ko.
Logon Ki Dil Jalane Ki Aadat Nahi Gae
Apni Bhi Muskurane Ki Aadat Nahi Gae
Afsos Faqat Mujh Ko Is Baat Ka Hua Hai
Unki Bhi Azmane Ki Adat Nahi Gae…
DOCTOR: You should stop taking these sleeping pills before they become a habit. PATIENT: Nonsense! I have been taking them for fifteen years and they haven't become a habit yet!
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
As you go to bed tonight, I ordered bats to guard you tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, & to make sure you are alright,
i”ll ask the Dracula to kiss your neck Good Night..