A sPecIaL BrEakFasT 4 U
In ThE HoTeL Of My HEART
A BouL Of LOVE
A SPooN Of CÄRÉ
MeNu Is FRNDSHIP
PaY ThE BilL By Ur CuTe SmiLe.
=G= u= D= m=O=r=N=i=n=g

Every mother generally hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…

but

she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did.

Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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.
.
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“Watch Man”

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

Rain rain go away ,
come again another day
i sung this poem yesterday
that’s y rain come today

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

“HOPE”
Ups & Downs,
unexpected results
& problems are part of life.
Never lose hope in any condition
becoz the darkness of night
always finishes with light of day.
Remember
A man can live about 40 days without food
About 3 days without water
About 8 minutes without air
But not for 1 second without hope!

God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, He lovingly touched it & it turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 you. Happy Friendship Day !

Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
“Good Morning“

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?

A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.

aRe YoUr LeGs TiReD?
CoZ yoU’Ve BeEin RuNNiNg
ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop

Morning Voices
Uk: Hi dear
USA:Good morning
China Mehow
Japan:Shanhow
Italy:manichi
India:Namastay
France:sanchay
India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain

TEARS

Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

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