A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

Suspense how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!

It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,
It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,
It is my Heart which does both
when your thought comes to my mind.

The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube.

Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U.

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck

Remember,
the greatest gift is not found
in a store nor under a tree,
but in the hearts of true friends.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY my dearest friend

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

IDIOT

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

TEACHER – Why were you gossiping around during
my lecture.
PAPPU – It’s impossible,
how do you expect me
to sleep and talk at
the same time.?

Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality
so keep smiling

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

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=(';')= you me
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Two things are never defined in whole life,
One is LOVE: Bcoz you never know who LOVES you how much.
2nd Friend: Bcoz you never know how deeply they care About you.

I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

The saddest wordz by a child,
who lost his parents in tsunami,
standing by the sea shore,
Sea i’ll never forgive you,
even if you touch my feet a thousand times.

Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!

A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.

There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream
I dream.

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