The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out

If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Remember me and bare in mind, A faithful girl is hard to find. This is always good and true, So dont go changing old for new!

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

An ideal day should begin
with a cute little yawn on your face!
A cup of coffee in your hand
And a message from me on your mobile!!!
Hope you have had all the three!!!
Good Morning….

Don’t expect anything from life,
Expectations hurt…
When U don’t expect,
Evry moment is a surprise…
Every surprise brings hapiness..!

When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

If I were to describe true love than
I would describe it as
what a snowman did to a snow woman,
he gave her a warm hug and
they both melted in each others arms.

Mujhe sab kuch kabool hai ae Falak!
Gham-e-Yaar mujhse talb na ker
mein usey kese dil se juda keron
jo meri umer bher ki taalash hai

Muddat tamam hui koi afsana na mila
hum dhudhte rahe magar thikana na mila
lo aaj fir chali gayi zindgi nazro k samne se
aur use rokne ka koi bahana na mila.

A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......

→ Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)

Love is not winning someone,
but loosing yourself to someone.
When you are loved by someone,
it’s not due to your excellence of mind
but due to purity of your heart.

Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I Can´t Even Smell My Own Name"

Ansu na hote to aankhen itni khoobsurat na hoti
drd na hota to khusi ki kimat na hoti agr mil jata koi
chahne se to rab ki jrurat na hoti

What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

Birthday Message For A Daughter
No Matter How
Many Birthdays
Come And Go,
You’ll Always
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.

Jane Ka BAHANA Na Bana Dena Bas Jane Ki Ek WAJAH Bata Dena Khud Chale Jayenge Apki ZINDAGI Se Par Jahaa Apki Yaad Na Aaye Wo JAGAH Bata Dena.