Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!

If u r askin if I Need u r the answer is 4Ever If U r askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never If u r askin what I value the Answer is u . if u r askin if I love U the answer is I do.

The best friend is one with whom
you sit on a bench saying nothing and
when you get up and go!
you feel you had the
best conversation of life!

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Don’t expect a perfect love from anyone close to you because it will make you dissapointed all the time

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this year bring Happiness for you Dear.

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......

Rashmi fell for her handsome new dentist likd a ton of bricks and pretty soon she had lured him into a series of passionate encounters at the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly: Rashmi, honey, we´ve got to stop seeing each other. Your husband is bound to get suspicious. She assured him: No way sweetheart, he is dumb as a post. Besides, we´ve been intimate for 6 months and he doesn´t suspect a thing.
The dentist agreed: True, but you are down to one tooth!

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile
Birds sings to make me smile
But my dear,
They dont know that
My smile is incomplete until I remember your face

A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta

I fondly remember the Holi we celebrated together. We had so much fun, having that
bhang thandai for the first time. I remember Riti you gave me only one spoon of it
and had a glass full for yourself. But I know you will never forget how much trouble
you had later when you were not coming out of the bathroom. Wish we could have the
same fun again.

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?

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I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING

Samundar se kah do ke apni laharein sambhal ke rakhe,
Hamari zindagi me toofan laane ke liye kuch apno ke dhokhe hi kafi hain...

God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way

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