Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
5 Steps To A Lovely Morning..
1- Open Your Eyes.
2- Take A Deep Breath.
3- Smile A Bit.
4- Open Your Arms Wide.
5- Say, “Its Too Early.
Lets Sleep Again.”
PATIENT: I'm worried about this eye operation. DOCTOR: Don't worry, you won't be able to see the difference!
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
Sending you a JUMBO-SIZED
You did it!
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.
it hearts when heart breaks
it breaks whn luv leavez
ur life just freezez
it gives invisible brusises
ur feelings get shaterred
May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O
The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
If you stand for a reason,
be prepared to stand alone like a tree,
and if you fall on the ground,
fall as a seed that grows back to fight again…!!!
Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
they even can’t live without each other!
Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
Fallen flowers can not climb back.
So do not think about the past.
Love the Present.
Live for the Future,
with a beautiful & sweet Smile.:-)
How did you find the energy, Mom
To do all the things you did,
To be teacher, nurse and counselor
To me, when I was a kid.
How did you do it all, Mom,
Be a chauffeur, cook and friend,
Yet find time to be a playmate,
I just can't comprehend.
I see now it was love, Mom
That made you come whenever I'd call,
Your inexhaustible love, Mom
And I thank you for it all.
I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna Pakistan
Happy Independence Day
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll