I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki
palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,
aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse
me aa jaye
I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a
little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!
I wish this Ramadan, you are gifted
with blessings of Allah and
many treasured moments of joy!
Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
Four surgeons were sitting around discusshng who they like to operate on. FIRST: I line operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order. SECOND: I line operating on accountants. When you open them, everything is in numerical order. THIRD: I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is colour-coded. FOURTH: I like operating on lawyers. The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied: Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless and their ass & head are interchangeable!
The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn`t it rain on you?
My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O
Don’t walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
Every Rain Drop Would Be One Of Your Smile
I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out
There’s No Space For Tears In Your Life
HaPpY rAiNy DaWn (:
Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.
A 100% successful... if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successfull
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
There’s nothing sadder in the world
than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.