Once the moon winks at u tonight,
I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight.
Hope your day was quite all right
& now I bid u a lovely goodnight
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.
Bak 2 bak,
front 2 front,
on d table,lick dcunt,
stick it in,
do ur ting,
do it hard & make her sing,
tense ur body feel dcum,
den let it rip into her bum!
Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
Kisi ne hume aashiq kaha,
Kisi ne hume diwana kaha….
In aankhon me aansu tab aaye,
Jab apno ne hume begana kaha….
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Udaas Hota Hai
Halka Sa Aankho Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai
Chhalakta Hai Meri Bhi Aankhon Se Ansu
Jab Ap Ke Door Hone Ka Ehsaas Hota Hai
When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Sweet is your
Dear is your
As Earth wants
i want nothing
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko ik lamha saber nahi,
Shayd k us ko ab meri kader nahi,
Her safer mein mera kabhi hamsafer tha woh,
Ab safer to hai mager wo hamsafer nahi..!
Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
Girlfrend ke h0nt0 per shehd laga kar
kiss ki jae t0h gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur
khansi b theek h0 jae gi.
(Zubaida appa k Chaska t00tky)
I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!